Tengotengo
03-04-2011, 03:53 PM
So here I am, running Hideout. My son is happy eating some chicken nuggets and watching Caillou, and I'm spread out on the couch.
ALL OF A SUDDEN MY WIFE TEXTS ME. I thought she was supposed to be working, amirite? BLOWS MY PING OUT OF THE WATER. KILLS MY POOR BEAR.
Seriously, I mean, I love you and all, and you've been with me for a decade and produced a lovely child and almost another one...you're a beautiful, yet moderately nerdy woman...BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. TXTING ME LOVE NOTES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY AND GETTING MY 3RD ALT KILLED IS GOING TOO FAR.
WAT DO? DIVORCE? MURDER/SUICIDE?
(also, /sarcasm. I love my wife, but I just thought it would be funny to record the microsecond of thought that my Id manages to shout before sanity takes over)
ALL OF A SUDDEN MY WIFE TEXTS ME. I thought she was supposed to be working, amirite? BLOWS MY PING OUT OF THE WATER. KILLS MY POOR BEAR.
Seriously, I mean, I love you and all, and you've been with me for a decade and produced a lovely child and almost another one...you're a beautiful, yet moderately nerdy woman...BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. TXTING ME LOVE NOTES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY AND GETTING MY 3RD ALT KILLED IS GOING TOO FAR.
WAT DO? DIVORCE? MURDER/SUICIDE?
(also, /sarcasm. I love my wife, but I just thought it would be funny to record the microsecond of thought that my Id manages to shout before sanity takes over)