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Why can't rogues get pregnant?
They don't have enough mana.
Why did Mages quit PVP at 31?
They got "Mauled"
That's a knee slapper alright...let it sink, it's only going to get worse.
RIP everyone.
Mr.Diamante
04-08-2015, 07:23 AM
hahaha, lol, maybe that is your last joke, xD :encouragement:
Aprove
04-08-2015, 07:26 AM
Why Mages are blue?
Because they have too many manas. Get it? Now go away :p
Wazakesy
04-08-2015, 07:40 AM
why can a mod not just become a police enforcer?They like to lock things up :P
What does a rogue say when someone answers her question correctly?
That's cr"it"!
How many mages does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than 5, so they can gang it.
What does a rogue goalie do in a game of soccer with her friends?
She blocks it
Terminhater
04-08-2015, 05:32 PM
What has a tank and a mage got in common ?
Both useless in rogue legends
Terminhater
04-08-2015, 05:36 PM
What is slower than a snail carrying an anvil ?
A tank with an Elondrian bulwark
Terminhater
04-08-2015, 05:43 PM
How many locks you got to open for an arcane pet ?
Over 9000
Terminhater
04-08-2015, 05:46 PM
How many butts you got to kiss to transfer your SnS over to another account ?
ONE, and he's fired!
To be or not to be...
04-08-2015, 05:48 PM
Why do people find smurfs cute?
there stunning!
Terminhater
04-08-2015, 05:49 PM
What's dirtier than an Orc bathing in pig swill ?
MY EX!
Schnitzel
04-08-2015, 05:53 PM
I have a feeling this thread will lean towards a negative thread atmosphere...
Puns and Jokes are awesome, but can we keep the offenses out of them?
Also, Arp, Remi, and Seo are just doing their jobs (keeping the forum clean of insults/spam). Don't hate them for doing their jobs.
Without those three, this forum would be less awesome (and probably more spam-y from a Certain Magic guy...)
Terminhater
04-08-2015, 05:53 PM
What is the definition of a PvP trash talker ?
An anorak wearing keyboard warrior who lives with his mum and loves his hairy palm.
Dragoonclaws
04-08-2015, 05:59 PM
What do you call a team of OP sorcerers?
STAFF (reference to Kershal)
Terminhater
04-08-2015, 06:01 PM
Why should Mages quit PvP ?
Even a wet lettuce has more fight in a PvP room.
Terminhater
04-08-2015, 06:04 PM
A mage walked into a bar.....
Got ganged
Dragoonclaws
04-08-2015, 06:05 PM
What has a tank and a mage got in common ?
Both useless in rogue legends
What is slower than a snail carrying an anvil ?
A tank with an Elondrian bulwark
How many locks you got to open for an arcane pet ?
Over 9000
How many butts you got to kiss to transfer your SnS over to another account ?
ONE, and he's fired!
What's dirtier than an Orc bathing in pig swill ?
MY EX!
What is the definition of a PvP trash talker ?
An anorak wearing keyboard warrior who lives with his mum and loves his hairy palm.
Why should Mages quit PvP ?
Even a wet lettuce has more fight in a PvP room.
Are hatred against the AL community?
Dragoonclaws
04-08-2015, 06:06 PM
A mage walked into a bar.....
Got ganged
Dis one... biiiist
Terminhater
04-08-2015, 06:09 PM
PvP in 3 easy steps.....
1. GANG 2. BLOCK 3. TALK TRASH
Terminhater
04-08-2015, 06:16 PM
What will enrage a capped gamer with a capped pet ?
XP proc on the new mythic ring
SacredKnight
04-08-2015, 06:22 PM
One Warrior and Two mages walk into a CTF bar
They get rekt by a maxed out rouge with SnS
Ehhh, not my best one.
Terminhater
04-08-2015, 06:26 PM
A tank walked into a bar....
Ordered a jugg
Dragoonclaws
04-08-2015, 06:28 PM
How many types of merchants are there?
3!
Savers
I BOUGHT THE FIRST ONE IN AUCTION!!!
I buy your banner 555k (@lucky banner)
Terminhater
04-08-2015, 06:28 PM
A tank walked into a bar.....
Mages turned white and left
Terminhater
04-08-2015, 06:30 PM
A tank walked into a bar.....
Sat down ordered a drink and started to chat the cute bar maid.
Dragoonclaws
04-08-2015, 06:31 PM
A rogue walked into a bar full of mages, then left
"SHOCKED"
Dragoonclaws
04-08-2015, 06:33 PM
How many players does it take to take down a warrior with 10k HP and 3k armor
1 rogue
I'll remove the Arp one. Sorry about that.
A tank went into a bar...
It ran it over
Arachnophobik
04-08-2015, 07:57 PM
Why did the warrior cross the road?
He didnt. Nobody would party a tank.
Dragoonclaws
04-08-2015, 08:43 PM
A nab joined an empty Trulles Forest game and left. Why?
He got "Trolled"
Aprove
04-09-2015, 07:09 AM
Why I pick mage as my class?
Because, I love challenges (If you know what I mean)
100 out of 100 Players in AL choosed mage as their class...
That's because I surveyed 100 people that's A Mage
Why I hate PvP?
Because I don't love PvP
Why Spam Bots Always Spam?
Because They're made to do that
Memorials
04-09-2015, 06:09 PM
How many butts you got to kiss to transfer your SnS over to another account ?
ONE, and he's fired!
Got me dead XD