View Full Version : Quote Contest
DanielRH
03-25-2011, 09:50 AM
Hi All :)
Post your favorite quotes from PL and outside, best quote with the most votes... WINS A PRIZE (ill post the prize soon!).
Heres mine!:
Come to the dark side, we have cookies! :rolleyes:
Post Away! voting is in 3 days!
DanielRH
03-25-2011, 09:51 AM
Reserved :)
sry guys! :)
KaotiicxDream
03-25-2011, 09:55 AM
I can't make quotes :( Don't know what i should write xD
superss
03-25-2011, 10:00 AM
hmm ok here is mine.
there are only 10 kinds of pl players... those who understand binary and those who don't.
StompArtist
03-25-2011, 10:22 AM
Not really PL related but I find it so funny....
"Even if a submarine should work by a miracle, it will never be used. No country in this world would ever use such a vicious and petty form of warfare!"
- William Henderson, British admiral(1914)
BeardedBear
03-25-2011, 10:28 AM
I removed my quote since it's not exactly appropriate.
How's this..
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
KaotiicxDream
03-25-2011, 10:32 AM
I got two good :D Useable for all games and other stuff!!
"Amateur's practice until they can do it right, Pro's practice until they can't do it wrong!"
or
"Practice makes perfect!"
VOTE FOR THIS QUOTES :D
Prest87
03-25-2011, 10:43 AM
"don't wish it was easier, wish that you were better"
Arterra
03-25-2011, 10:54 AM
Bear says "what does taunt do?"
noobmigo
03-25-2011, 11:13 AM
A mage asks a bear.
"Give me a rez."
I said "No"
He said "Gimme me an effing rez"
I laffed
noobmigo
03-25-2011, 11:13 AM
One of my favorites:
"You think you're hot s**t, but really just cold diarrhea"
I get it but....umm......
Artemis
03-25-2011, 11:56 AM
"Go ahead keep pushing me away, but when you look back guess who wont be there"
noobmigo
03-25-2011, 12:27 PM
My favorite quote is
"Please don't make me pee"
StompArtist
03-25-2011, 12:29 PM
My favorite quote is
"Please don't make me pee"
Never pee on a cow fence!
noobmigo
03-25-2011, 12:39 PM
Never pee on a cow fence!
*tries it*
So what happens now?
hawkei
03-25-2011, 12:45 PM
*tries it*
So what happens now?
THe cow pees on you
KaotiicxDream
03-25-2011, 01:06 PM
*tries it*
So what happens now?
I think you get electricity through ur body ... and after that the cow will pee on u to make u colder xD
Arterra
03-25-2011, 02:33 PM
actually, choosing a new quote:
"pls dont boot"
StompArtist
03-25-2011, 02:34 PM
actually, choosing a new quote:
"pls dont boot"
Mmm. That is a quick chat for some... followed by the other quick chat: "I got a lvl52"
JaytB
03-25-2011, 02:58 PM
Everybody wants to be unique, but nobody wants to be different.
Survivorfan
03-25-2011, 03:04 PM
Could you guys help me choose which is better
"Never take life seriously.
Nobody gets out alive anyway"
or
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder"
EDIT: just found this other possibility:
Bad Spellers of the world UNTIE!
DOUBLE EDIT: I just remembered this one: "Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
This is for you to enjoy:
"I have not Failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work"
-Thomas Edison
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket"
-Unknown
Have you guys ever heard of this unknown guy?;)
Frenzyn
03-25-2011, 03:16 PM
"Hi, My name is DawnInfinity! Also known as Mandle the Man Sandle!"
kallima
03-25-2011, 03:19 PM
"I just want silence, it doesn't mean I don't like you, it means right now, I just like silence more." by "Sh*t someone else's dad says"
karmakali
03-25-2011, 03:27 PM
Don't cry because it over, :) smile because it happened. (Dr. Seuss )
Too many freaks. Not enough circuses. (Unknown)
If they're banned then they are just mad because now they have to play FARMVILLE! (Me) :)
Kingofhurtz
03-25-2011, 04:15 PM
Tell me if this is too inappropriate:
"Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little support but a little freedom"
Arterra
03-25-2011, 04:17 PM
@ survovor, the horn one is a lol
though i agree, its a tough decision...
KaotiicxDream
03-25-2011, 04:18 PM
"Hi, My name is DawnInfinity! Also known as Mandle the Man Sandle!"
HAHA dont drink cola while reading this xD HAHAHA!! Hilarious!!
Frenzyn
03-25-2011, 04:35 PM
HAHA dont drink cola while reading this xD HAHAHA!! Hilarious!!
If you want the topic, i'll suply you.
I think i win this round. ^_^
Plasticuproject
03-25-2011, 04:38 PM
Whatcha gonna do about Ghostbussstaaaaasss.......
Conradin
03-25-2011, 04:53 PM
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime. Take a man to Red Lobsters all-you-can -eat buffet, and hell never eat seafood again"
Pharcyde
03-25-2011, 05:11 PM
There will be an election, followed by rioting, the complete unraveling of society, and, I assume, a zombie problem. And everyone will agree, it’s an improvement. – Scott Adams
Keohike
03-25-2011, 05:19 PM
"I Love power. But it is as an artist that i love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sound and chords and harmonies." Napoleon Bonaparte
Keohike
Rebel
03-25-2011, 06:02 PM
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
azulflame
03-25-2011, 06:09 PM
"I have a gun, bows and arrows, a knife, and a flamethrower. I am finally ready for the zombie apocalypse."
Kossi
03-25-2011, 06:19 PM
"he got that shield by being a part of the community. It is called a community shield, therefore you are a communist"
-some random party in fathom crypt
Agonyscene
03-25-2011, 07:14 PM
"I bought a cactus the other day. Today I woke up and it was dead, and i thought to myself, am i actually less nurturing than a desert?"
isnt it supposed to be In game quotes ????
anyway heres mine
"saying something is overpowered just means you dont have a way to beat it"
Solvok
03-25-2011, 07:59 PM
He who laughs last--didn't get it.
Klemen
03-26-2011, 12:35 PM
He who laughs last--didn't get it.
LOL xD
_________________
Kossi
03-26-2011, 12:36 PM
try to make people use ingame quotes...people can easily google
"funny quotes" and have a 1000+ quote list
Plasticuproject
03-26-2011, 12:42 PM
"You can't lead a dead gift horse to water, then beat him in the mouth."
Combination of all horse parables.
Plasticuproject
03-26-2011, 12:45 PM
Oh IG quotes?
RaptorJesus-"I went extinct for your sins!"
DanielRH
03-27-2011, 12:05 AM
Great quotes!
Try to keep it to the really funny quotes...
And try to add some pocket legends quotes!
Only quotes about pocket legends will be elligible for the grand prize!
Frenzyn
03-27-2011, 10:25 AM
Great quotes!
Try to keep it to the really funny quotes...
And try to add some pocket legends quotes!
Only quotes about pocket legends will be elligible for the grand prize!
Does that or does that not mean my quote was eligible?
Otukura
03-27-2011, 02:34 PM
hmm ok here is mine.
there are only 10 kinds of pl players... those who understand binary and those who don't.
LOL.... that made my day....
Kossi
03-27-2011, 02:37 PM
Does that or does that not mean my quote was eligible?
if it wasnt pl-related, then no
look at mine for reference :cool:
Kossi
03-27-2011, 02:39 PM
there are (5) pl quotes.
Prest87
03-27-2011, 02:56 PM
PL quote "sry man, the boss is dead"
Potawto
03-27-2011, 05:05 PM
Mmm. That is a quick chat for some... followed by the other quick chat: "I got a lvl52"
Hahahahahahaha
techlegend
10-29-2011, 08:49 PM
"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift that is why it is called the present."
Cytokinesis
10-29-2011, 08:52 PM
"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift that is why it is called the present."
ty, for necro-ing a 7-month dead thread
Fatpigwarrior
10-29-2011, 09:10 PM
Lol I stole off a website:
Criticizing is easy, art is hard
Irulelol
10-29-2011, 09:13 PM
" Dumb can be fixed, stupid is forever."
" I may be a dumb bird, but iz not a stupid one."
javier995
10-29-2011, 09:30 PM
"There are 3 kinds of people,
Those who can count,
And those who can't" - Math Poster
"I'll heal you to death!" - Berry
(Will add more later)
Lol this thread is old but oh well xD