#onlyinAL <Acceptance>

[Hoardseeker]

What you know about #onlyinAL?

"Mailbox talks #onlyinAL"
-Plaviskz

"Mages stand with 2 toothpicks #onlyinAL"
-Jjncz

[bedmaster]

Lmaoo yea me,jj and nauch made these jokes this afternoon, i still remember some:

Barrels bleed
Twig bow is a killer weapon
Pets eat, heroes dont
Adventurer alexa, never moves, uses season 1 gears
People carry stable everywhere
Floor can be stunned
Wearing ring makes ground glow
A genie in a lamp is from an egg
Grim reaper eats
Bear hatches from an egg
Spiders can twerk
Crack open an egg instead of waiting for it to hatch
Standing on ice will freeze u
Clocks can kill
Arrows and string isnt needed, just a bow.
Arrows hit harder than lightning

Ahh i forgot the rest lol btw it all ends with #onlyinAL

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[Mandybeautifulhero]

Lolllll I was just going to make this thread wahhoo!! Thanks !

More gold comes from planer tombs then in a gold mine #only in AL -Nauchdor aka dedo

Touching world map teleports you #only in AL -Plaviskz

Pigs are blind and can see everything #only in AL-jjncz

A dragon has OCD #only in AL - jjncz

People fight for an egg #only in AL -jjncz

Fireworks shoot when a egg drops #only in AL-plaviskz

Crack open a egg instead of waiting for it to hatch #onlyinAl - plav

"wandering " ministrel doesnt move #only in al -dedo

People come to the bar to hear stories not to drink #only in Al -plav

Olde yodeler orders mass murder of wolves , pays 1k #only in AL -dedo

A pet with no mouth feeds every 15 mins #only in Al - jjncz

Cannons fire gold #only in al - dedo

A stable containing 107 creatures is suprisingly weightless #only in al -jjncz

Adventurer alexa never goes anywhere #only in al -plav

Small bats can hit 4 ppl #only in al -jjncz

Sharks have claws# only in al - plav

Spiders have scales #only in al - jjncz

We are arcane legands *wears legendary* #only in al -dedo

The game doesnt specify what food our pets eat #only in al-jjncz

Royal gaurd .. Stays in safe towns #only in al -plav

Squids use riffles # only in al - jjncz

Jelly fish have a full body #only in al -plav

Karen tells us to meet her at the end of dead city maps and assumes we will survive #only in al -dedo

The man that died three years ago ... Still hasnt decomposed #only in al -jjncz

Chairs ... But cant sit down #only in al -mandyxox

People only have four emotions #only in al -jjncz

The ship in paradise pier hasnt fled in three years #only in al -jjncz

Dragons jewel never docks #only in al -plav

Sharks apparently become ghosts #only in al - jjncz


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[Mandybeautifulhero]

Shazbot "keeper of arcane treasures " gives potions #only in al -dedo

Moss grows from sand only in al -jjncz

Mage can heal . Doesnt heal elderman gustav #only in al dedo

Blowing a horn can heal you #only in al - plav

An electically charged stick , doesnt shock the user . # only in al-jjncz

Many windows .. Cant see out any #only in al

A man survies three years after having a arrowstuck in his belly #only in al -plav

Lightning strikes withing a closed room #only in al -jjncz

Sharks need no water#only on al -plav

Sharks swim on solid brick #only in al-jj

Haircuts take only one second to finish #only in al-jj

Plastic surgery also in only one second #only in al -plav

A snowman sounds like a monkey#only in al -jj

Snowman doesnt melt on hot beach #only in al -plav

Player agrees to go through dead city, frozen lands , shayul portal *doesnt ask any questions* #only on al -dedo

Kraag has an army, doesnt help player#only in al-dedo

Clocks kill people #only in al -jj

Nordr .. Also has an army , doesnt help player-dedo

Bows shoot arrows without strings#only in al -jj

A bum pays us to listen to his songs#only in al -plav

Retired legend stands all day#only in al -plav




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[Arachnophobik]

People value dragon tooth more than their own teeth. #onlyinAL

[Mandybeautifulhero]

Deer have fangs #only in al

People value their dragon teeth more then there own #only in al -arachnophobik

These ones i forgot who said : lol

A hat made out of flowers makes you stronger ... Only in al

Sharks can clap .. Only in al

Mages are int. yet run so dumb .. Only in al

Spiders drop gold .. Only in al

Spiders drop eggs that hatch as pigs .. Only in al

Wearing a pendent makes you lucky ... Only in al

Thin clothes cover huge armour and looks great .. Only in al

Knows eight skills .. Can only use four .. Only in al

Firballs dont really burn anything .. Only in al

A curse lasts only ten secs ...only in al

One can die many many many times ... Only in al

Placing a clock slows time .. Only in al

Mages have more int. then einstein .. Only in al

Int . Makes u hit harder ... Only in al

Screaming like a hulk makes your health better .. Only in al

Wear a fur coat or heavy armour in paraddise peir .. Only in al

Running around spinning knives makes you dodge better .. Only in al

Blinky has eyelids , doesnt blink .. Only in al

Auction house ... Isnt a house ... Only in al

Auction prices are set prices ...only in al

You get awarded for killing 10k ppl ... Only in al

Kraag has stairs leading off a cliff .. Only in al

Ice can form on dry soil ... Only in al

I get my excercise ... Only in al (lmao blue)

Lolll I cant remember all of them .. And I think we had too much fun with this lol , thank you all for the laughs <3


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[Mandybeautifulhero]

People value dragon tooth more than their own teeth. #onlyinAL

Lollll I posted that one !


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[Hoardseeker]

Using Fire skill After Ice skill does not melt the ice #onlyinAL

Dragons visit in Xmas #onlyinAL

[Rubana]

You can hide your helmet - #onlyinAL

[Dragoonclaws]

"Naked in Nordr but never freezes #OnlyinAL" -Drag

"Grimm dies and respawns #OnlyinAL"

"You can survive a whole week without eating #OnlyinAL"

"Hugo is a boss... #OnlyinAL"

"Ghosts do exist... #OnlyinAL"

"YOLO is not a rule #inAL2"

"Invisible walls will block you from walking on normal land... #OnlyinAL"

"Smurfs are REAL species... #OnlyinAL"

"Magical pets only do physical damage #OnlyinAL"

"Jarl is bullied 100 000 times everyday, but still works for STS as a map boss #OnlyinAL"

"Fire Ball and Ice Bolt doesn't affect fire or ice creatures (Nordr/Tindirin) #OnlyinAL"

"People are not affraid of spiders #OnlyinAL"

"Girls (rogues) fart #OnlyinAL"

"NPC (Woodruff) legally contribute to animal's (pet) Blackmarket #OnlyinAL"

"Lucky pendants does give luck, it's not a myth #OnlyinAL" ......sarcasm xD

"You can survive a dragon's fire breathe without even a minor burn #OnlyinAL"

"Frogs can solo a whole goblin army... #OnlyinAL"

[Aprove]

a Lemon And a Lime is a pet not fruits #onlyinAL

[Sheentaro]

A Dragon doing a brakedance #onlyinAL

-All I do is Think and Blink-

[Dragoonclaws]

"Sorcerers only know one spell... #OnlyinAL"

"We beleive we can fly... #OnlyinAL"

"A huge city max population is ... 25.... #OnlyinAL"

"Steroids (elixir) are legal... #OnlyinAL"

"Sorcerers use guns... #OnlyinAL" (this one is the most badass one)

"Top25 serial killers.... are not wanted... #OnlyinAL"

"Tanks are not really tanks... #OnlyinAL"

"The only polite movements everybody knows... is bow and wave... #OnlyinAL"

"Boys use girls characters... #OnlyinAL"

"Night Assassins don't assassinate during night... #OnlyinAL"

"Egyptian Hieroglyphs can revive you and give you immortality... #OnlyinAL"

"A team of low level (15) players can complete the same map(WT4) faster then a high level (41 nabs) player team... #OnlyinAL"

"Doing Lemonade is canibalism... #OnlyinAL"

"Eggs are heavier then armors... #OnlyinAL"

[Mandybeautifulhero]

Loool nice dragonbutt !! Your good at this !


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[Ssneakykills]

Mages don't revive #OnlyInAL

Pets don't die of starvation #OnlyInAL

Cannons shoot backwards #OnlyInAL

Blinky - The flying cyclops #OnlyInAL

[Froxanthar]

There are no female warrior. #onlyinAL

[Dragoonclaws]

"Updates... #OnlyinAL"

[Dragoonclaws]

"You can't find pirate treasures when digging in a pirate island... #OnlyinAL"

"Being stunned means that you have a broken back... #OnlyinAL"

"Boss can flee a battle... #OnlyinAL"

"The king is a dude... #OnlyinAL"

"Whelps can't fly... #OnlyinAL"

"Fossils of a whelp... Dinosaurs never existed... #OnlyinAL"

"A bear can terrify a big boss dragon... #OnlyinAL"

"A miserable wolf can stun an enemy 50x bigger then him... #OnlyinAL"

[xnorwayx]

No class balance #AlmostOnlyInAL

[Zylx]

"Mailbox talks #onlyinAL"
-Plaviskz

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[emoji14]

[Flore]

how tp make tht tic tic toe symbol

[Dragoonclaws]

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[emoji14]

*sheds a tear* good times :,) good times


i loved windwaker sooooo bad

[Zylx]

*sheds a tear* good times :,) good times


i loved windwaker sooooo bad
Omg me too! I wanna play it so bad

[cami]

You say someone rich "noob" and he said you come vs #OnlyinAl

You kill some rich player with luck and you said haha then he said you "I will go to farm you in PVP" #OnlyinAl

[Wazakesy]

[PvP + PvE]

Gear > Skill

#OnlyInAL

[Arachnophobik]

You get to feed dead dinos every 15 mins #onlyinAL
Virtual ppl look for virtually rich virtual boyfriends #onlyinKraag

[Zylx]

Some random player you've never even seen before walks up to you in the Watcher's Tombs Entrance and accuses you of "copying their name", and then they rage and say they are going to farm your Lv41 rogue with their "Lv40 Twink" in PvP even though you dont ever go into PvP. #onlyinAL

[bedmaster]

The game is no longer fun and players make fun of it #onlyinAL

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[Deathdor]

130820

"Rallying Cry Now Inrcreases Dodge By 25%" #onlyinAL


130822

Deth hits over 9, 000 #onlyinAL


130823

Has eggs.
Doesn't share.
#onlyinAL

"Allies" is a mispelling of "All lies" #onlyinAL


130824

"Hero" doesn't save Elderman Gustav,
Returns to map.
Repeats map.
"Hero" doesn't save Elderman Gustav,
Returns to map.
Repeats map.
"Hero" doesn't save Elderman Gustav,
you get the point...
#onlyinAL

Chooses to be a sorcerer. Doesn't heal Elderman Gustav.
#OnlyinAL

130825

Ooze rainbows of hair from ones nostrils #onlyinAL

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Wear the title "I am AFK" but don't go AFK #onlyinAL

Wear a furr coat and santa hat to the beach.
#onlyinAL

Complete quests, ask questions later
#onlyinAL

[Dragoonclaws]

I had to necro this post for this good one:

"Mages can curse.... without getting censored #OnlyinAL"