View Full Version : Forum Contest - Funniest Begging Phrase
Artemis
03-30-2011, 12:18 AM
FORUM GAME:)
Whats the funniest thing a begger has said to you? Whats the funniest thing you have said to a begger? Whats teh funniest thing you have said as a begger? Share those quotes that the hobos of PL of said!
You can get bonus points if you post a screenie of the person saying it.
REWARD: You will win a mystery amount of cash. Donations are welcome for an even higher reward.
JaytB
03-30-2011, 06:49 AM
Noob: Hi
Me: no, you can't have gold
Noob: plz
Me: -.-
Just remembered another one (thanks to stomps' post)
Noob: can I have gold pls
Me: go farm
Noob: I don't want to farm, I just want to fight in dungeons
Me: o.O
StompArtist
03-30-2011, 06:51 AM
Beggar: I'll do anything for gold.
Me: Go do a level and kill some enemies.
Beggar: Except that.
Me: ...
Echelong
03-30-2011, 07:12 AM
Noob: Hi
Me: no, you can't have gold
Noob: plz
Me: -.-
Just remembered another one (thanks to stomps' post)
Noob: can I have gold pls
Me: go farm
Noob: I don't want to farm, I just want to fight in dungeons
Me: o.O
Hahaha beggar and noobie all in one.
Well mine was
Him: Can I test your MM Gemstone wand and Bracer?
Me: mmmmm no
Him: Only for a quick test run I will return it, I am trust worthy.
Me: No
he kept asking but I just went to a run and ignored him
JaytB
03-30-2011, 07:24 AM
Hahaha beggar and noobie all in one.
Well mine was
Him: Can I test your MM Gemstone wand and Bracer?
Me: mmmmm no
Him: Only for a quick test run I will return it, I am trust worthy.
Me: No
he kept asking but I just went to a run and ignored him
Wasn't he the one suspected of scamming? Ghost...
Anyway, I have another one...
Him: can you lend me 100k? My gold is on my lv56 char and need to buy something quick. Will give it back (was a lv 10'ish bear)
Me: by the time we would finish our transaction you could have switched chars already
Him: ?
Me: short answer? No
(as a site note: I have '/r no' in one of my quick chat slots)
LADYHADASSA
03-30-2011, 08:05 AM
Lol lol my favorite so far
Can i have 200k?
Me>no, do you know how to farm ?
Player> i live in the city there are not farms, come on i need the gold so i can buy my mom a b day presant..
Me> lmaoooo WHAT?!................
Echelong
03-30-2011, 08:49 AM
Wasn't he the one suspected of scamming? Ghost...
Anyway, I have another one...
Him: can you lend me 100k? My gold is on my lv56 char and need to buy something quick. Will give it back (was a lv 10'ish bear)
Me: by the time we would finish our transaction you could have switched chars already
Him: ?
Me: short answer? No
(as a site note: I have '/r no' in one of my quick chat slots)
Yep I think I was one of the first he tried to scam, I posted a thread about it but didn't used his name and a day later all those posts appeared.
Klemen
03-30-2011, 10:57 AM
A really short one:
noob: give me that hammer!
me: NO
:)
Snakespeare
03-30-2011, 11:26 AM
I might enter this contest. I will get my wealthiest-looking toon and go to Beggarfort hoping for a nice screenshot opportunity!
romgar1
03-30-2011, 11:37 AM
I have to set the mood for this one. Back before 1.7 a mage in full cosmos asked my lvl 30 bear in mostly purple gear this.
mage: I need rift armor really bad. Please buy me armor.
me: um im lvl 30 and have never had even 200k
mage: how much do u have?
me: seriously?
superss
03-30-2011, 11:51 AM
lol mine isnt really a beggar but this is how it went...
him: SELLING A LVL 15 SNOWBALL LAUNCHER THAT SHOOTS MULTI-COLORED SNOWBALLS! ONLY 300K!
me: can i have a demo of that?
him: no.
my: why not?
Him: its a personal mod. only i can see it
lol
Duped
03-30-2011, 12:45 PM
I have two.
Beggar: Plz! I need gold! Any amount!!
Duped wishes to trade with Beggar
Beggar enters trade
Me: Yes, you were giving gold away?!
Beggar: Lol (and leaves trade)
Beggar: Plz! I need gold! Anything!
Duped wishes to trade with beggar
Beggar enters trade:
I enter 1 gold coin onto the trade screen.
Duped: Ok, here you go!
Beggar: (pauses and waits)
Duped: (Silence)
Beggar: (leaves)
Nothing like getting their hopes up :)
JaytB
03-30-2011, 03:20 PM
Nothing like getting their hopes up :)
:) LOL :)
I have another one, it just happened in begfort castle about 20mins ago...
Note: I was wearing one of these dead-frog cowls (dreamer's witch toad Tiara)
Him: I want your head!
Me: ?
Him: Give me your head!
Me: LMAO
Kossi
03-30-2011, 03:42 PM
beggar: hey can i have some gold? i have this awesome cracked bow!
me: sorry, no
beggar: its cus im a potato isnt it.
me: no..
beggar: yes it is... *hmph*
me: *hmph*
(39 seconds pass)
*puts on fake moustache*
el begger: hola, would you be interested in this muy bueno cracked bow
LIGHTNINGLORD67
03-30-2011, 05:32 PM
This was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back when PL first came out:
Level 11: can I please have your crossbow?
Me: no
Level 11: f** off you b****
Lol I reported him
KingFu
03-30-2011, 05:44 PM
I say we need screenshots. Since anyone can make em up =D
Potawto
03-30-2011, 06:33 PM
Beggar: hey can I try out your gun
Me: do I look like Im that easy to scam!?
Beggar: yes
Me: (logs onto another char)
Artemis
03-30-2011, 06:39 PM
LYRICS NOOB MOMENT (Not really begging situation)
MysticalDream: I prefer wands
Me: I dont have a wand
*MysticalDream gave you: Mega Mages Something wand*
*MysticalDream gave you: Mega Mages Helmet*
Me: OMG A PINK!
I felt so nooby :o
Edit: Mightest well add a begging situation;)
Beggar: Can i have money please?
Me: Nopee
Beggar: Please
Me: Nopee
Beggar: ....Be my girlfriend?
Duped
03-31-2011, 05:16 PM
I took Screenshots of one last night. Once I figure how, I will post :) I really got his hopes up and let him think he was taking advantage of me.
FluffNStuff
03-31-2011, 05:17 PM
Can I have the mystery amount of cash?
-FluffNStuff
noobmigo
03-31-2011, 05:20 PM
I like the size of your butt.
That is all.
EDIT: That is not me.
That was the beggar.
I like the size of your butt.
THE SYZE! ZOMG!
azulflame
03-31-2011, 05:24 PM
LYRICS NOOB MOMENT (Not really begging situation)
Beggar: Can i have money please?
Me: Nopee
Beggar: Please
Me: Nopee
Beggar: ....Be my girlfriend?
He must have been really desperate
grenadiers
03-31-2011, 05:43 PM
beggar) can i have your hate set?
me) no, why would you even ask that? you are lvl 27...
beggar) i have no money and i need it for my lvl 56 bear, im tired of my fury set.
me)............
lmao worst beggar ive ever seen!
LIGHTNINGLORD67
03-31-2011, 05:49 PM
Roflmao last three posts
(Me in towne wearing the PL shield on mynasgen)
Beggar: What shield is that?
Me: Pocket Legend Shield
Beggar: Can I have it?
Me: No
Beggar: Can I buy it?
Me: It's untradeable
Beggar: Your lying. Prove it to me.
Me: How?
Beggar: Give me your account details so I can try and sell the shield.
Me: Ok, Get me a date with Autumn Reeser first and it's a deal.
Beggar: Ok. -Walks away to find Autumn Reeser-
LIGHTNINGLORD67
03-31-2011, 05:58 PM
(Me in towne wearing the PL shield on mynasgen)
Beggar: What shield is that?
Me: Pocket Legend Shield
Beggar: Can I have it?
Me: No
Beggar: Can I buy it?
Me: It's untradeable
Beggar: Your lying. Prove it to me.
Me: How?
Beggar: Give me your account details so I can try and sell the shield.
Me: Ok, Get me a date with Autumn Reeser first and it's a deal.
Beggar: Ok. -Walks away to find Autumn Reeser-
Haha lol nice comebacks Parth x)
Haha lol nice comebacks Parth x)
Thanks :D Although, you have to admit. Autumn Reeser is one fine woman. :D
LIGHTNINGLORD67
03-31-2011, 06:02 PM
Thanks :D Although, you have to admit. Autumn Reeser is one fine woman. :D
Lol true :)
Did you get my PM?
EDIT: She played in Entourage by the way.
Lol true :)
Did you get my PM?
EDIT: She played in Entourage by the way.
Yeah, just log into skype using your iPad.
Frenzyn
03-31-2011, 06:32 PM
If i give you 100 gold can i borrow your raid roach for a couple hours?
JaytB
04-01-2011, 01:11 PM
Not really a beggar, but just funny...
I was standing in one of the fires in begforts', with a toad on my head yelling 'selling fried frog legs', well... The screenshot explains it all ;)
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j344/JaytB1/046b6c80.png
apocketlegend
04-01-2011, 01:29 PM
Me-selling cookies.
Plasticuproject
04-01-2011, 02:07 PM
Yep I think I was one of the first he tried to scam, I posted a thread about it but didn't used his name and a day later all those posts appeared.
Lol. He tried it on me too! I think his name was Ghostrydder or Ghostryderr
itzyou
04-06-2011, 08:46 PM
dont know if contests over no date or anything so ill post this with pictures later
added me as friend
trades
him: can i have 1k
Me: (kind person) sure...
Him: ty
trade accepted
Him: wait i did get it
me: change your name and stop begging
(his name was usuckmydede)