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LIGHTNINGLORD67
04-01-2011, 02:20 PM
Idiotic April fools joke from friends:

You are straight. April fools!

You lost 50 pounds. April fools!

You have a girlfriend. April fools!

You always will have one. April fools!

You are a guy. April fools!

Jesus, that's not the damn way to make an April fools joke! How many times must I tell them!!

/rant

Kossi
04-01-2011, 02:23 PM
dude today at the end of class (dissection) when we were cleaning up and about to leave this is what our teacher said:

Teacher: somebody left 4 scissors wet! thats it, im done. 25 points off everyones grade (out of 100 for the day)
Class: *mouth agate*
Teacher: have a nice weekend, and oh yeah, april fools!
Class: *breathes again*

this is actually what we would expect from her, except on a harsher degree
lol she got EVERYONE

LIGHTNINGLORD67
04-01-2011, 03:21 PM
dude today at the end of class (dissection) when we were cleaning up and about to leave this is what our teacher said:

Teacher: somebody left 4 scissors wet! thats it, im done. 25 points off everyones grade (out of 100 for the day)
Class: *mouth agate*
Teacher: have a nice weekend, and oh yeah, april fools!
Class: *breathes again*

this is actually what we would expect from her, except on a harsher degree
lol she got EVERYONE

Haha! Now THAT'S an epic April fool! xD

giayuan
04-01-2011, 06:12 PM
My science teacher is notorious for extremely hard tests... graduated out of Duke and I swear he wants to kill us. Today, the test was on organic chemistry. About 100 students, 60 got Fs, 35 got D-C, 3 got Bs, and 2 got an A. What to do D: I got the C-
Hoping for April Fools...

LIGHTNINGLORD67
04-01-2011, 10:22 PM
Idiot sending another April fool joke:

You'll have babies in the future. April Fools! HAHAHAHAHA

/headache
/facepalm
/trying_not_to_rant_>.<