All aboard the hype train!

[Titanfall]

Giving out free tickets for the expansion hype train, hopefully we don't crash or jump out. Seriously though those new environments and teasers look awesome, looking forward to see how the armor crafting works out.

All aboard!

[Disproves]

Il take one please! [emoji582][emoji85]

[merch_master]

Free bugs for meals

[Hoardseeker]

I want a ticket,its free right?

[Titanfall]

I want a ticket,its free right?
Sure is *gives free ticket*

[Dashie]

Count me in!! I need one ticket !!

[Dex Scene]

I need 3!! How much are each tickets??

[Titanfall]

I need 3!! How much are each tickets??
Free :3 *gives 3 tickets*

[Titanfall]

Count me in!! I need one ticket !!
*hands over ticket*

[Overweightank]

Choo choo !

[Dex Scene]

Free :3 *gives 3 tickets*
The Rengolar Express !! :D

[Dashie]

The Rengolar Express !! :D

Haha....Nice name !! "Rengolar Express" ^_^

[mondeng006]

I want one!

[Magegrimm]

24 tickets please ty

[Zylx]

Someone please kidnap me and hold me against my will. Cuz Im not feelin it xD

[DK]

I will grab one ticket too, first class please ;)

[Zojak]

Dat hype. Looks fun! Can't wait to play it :)

[princesslovess]

*robs all tickets and runs*

my precious-smeagol

[Wazakesy]

*robs all tickets and runs*

my precious-smeagol

*uses sniper*
*headshot!*
*grabs tickets*
Tickets still going for free sale...

[princesslovess]

*uses 50% dodge on rouge*
*takes out potato gun*
*shoots*
*runs of with all the tickets*
ebil

[Wazakesy]

*uses 50% dodge on rouge*
*takes out potato gun*
*shoots*
*runs of with all the tickets*
ebil

*Grabs RPG*
*shoots*
*kaboom, princess dead :D*
Tickets still for saleee! :D

[princesslovess]

*Grabs RPG*
*shoots*
*kaboom, princess dead :D*
Tickets still for saleee! :D

*buys all the tickets for free*
*sells for 1 billion dollars*
:excitement:
Pro mercher xD

[Alhuntrazeck]

*buys all the tickets for free*
*sells for 1 billion dollars*
:excitement:
Pro mercher xD

He's a merchant! Get him, lads!

-----E

(^pitchfork, if you didn't understand)

[Wazakesy]

Get him, lads!

*dials 911*

[Titanfall]

*dials 911* Hello, theres a merch on the loose need immediate backup bring all you got.

[Titanfall]

*Gives everyone who asked a free ticket to the hype train*

[princesslovess]

*runs*

*merches everything in life*
even my family and Friends :)

[princesslovess]

*secretly puts c4 on the train*

this will be excellent- *strokes cat with a ebil smile*

[Wazakesy]

*merches everything in life*
even my family and Friends :)

Holy Macaroni!

I'd rather save my family than get a dual uranium powered combustor!

[princesslovess]

Holy Macaroni!

I'd rather save my family than get a dual uranium powered combustor!

What if it was a ultra uber duper uranium powered combustor?
i would say goodbye to my brother for that xD

[Dex Scene]

*dials 911* Hello, theres a merch on the loose need immediate backup bring all you got.
Cops came and




.


started merching tickets aswel!

[Titanfall]

Cops came and




.


started merching tickets aswel!
Hmmmm we need to screw the cops and make our own arlor police force

[Alhuntrazeck]

*static* "This is ... calling for backup immediately. Repeat, this is ... calling for backup immediately. We have an overload of merchants. Over." *static*

[Dex Scene]

*static* "This is ... calling for backup immediately. Repeat, this is ... calling for backup immediately. We have an overload of merchants. Over." *static*
More cops came and joined merching tickets!

[Remiem]

Wow. This escalated quickly.

[End]

Lol........

[Dex Scene]

Wow. This escalated quickly.
Hi amy! Please don't tell us this train is 2 months before time!

[Titanfall]

*gets arcane deary to kick off all the merchs* back on track guys, full speed ahead!

[Wazakesy]

Wow. This escalated quickly.

Ride with us Ami! :D

we Zall be glad to haz u on board (to chop you *evil face*). Relax, just joking! ;)