View Full Version : Wanna hear a joke about my broken pencil?
RedRyder
04-11-2011, 10:02 AM
Nvm its pointless...
Post jokes here! (I hope they're better than this one ;))
FluffNStuff
04-11-2011, 10:52 AM
I want to hear the joke ;)
Lesrider
04-11-2011, 10:56 AM
Groan.......
Major
04-11-2011, 11:08 AM
What did the egg say to the hot water..... It might take me a while to get hard I just got laid. It's a joke you perverts haha.
FluffNStuff
04-11-2011, 11:17 AM
Two Muffins were sitting in an oven, muffin 1 says "Do you think it's hot in here?"
Muffin 2 say "Aghhhhh, a talking muffin"
StompArtist
04-11-2011, 11:20 AM
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Major
04-11-2011, 11:23 AM
A fsh hahahaha
superss
04-11-2011, 11:23 AM
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
i like that :)
RedRyder
04-11-2011, 11:36 AM
A fsh haha love the egg one too!
XghostzX
04-11-2011, 12:21 PM
What do you call a pirate with one eye, a hook on one hand, comes to a kindergarden school with exactly four oranges every day for lunch? Oh yeah, he has green hair too.
A really, really weird pirate.
Ladylove
04-11-2011, 12:23 PM
The only jokes I know are really disturbing and offensive, so I won't post them on here...
LIGHTNINGLORD67
04-11-2011, 12:29 PM
ROFL at the egg joke XD!!!
Redbridge
04-11-2011, 12:35 PM
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
no idea....
A son says to his father, "Dad, how come I have 7 brothers and sisters?" His dad says, "well son, it's because you're mom is hard of hearing." The son thinks for a second then says, "What does hearing have to do with that?" His dad replies, "Well, for a while I would say, 'Ruth, do you want to go to bed or what? And she'd say, "What"'
If you don't pay your exorcist, can you get repossessed?
Did you hear they're making next year's tax forms easier? They're gonna have just two lines: First line says, "How much did you make?" Second line says, "Send it in"
Lysdexic
04-11-2011, 12:51 PM
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What?
That wasn't funny enough?
Well, I got two words for you mister...
Duh
KaotiicxDream
04-11-2011, 12:55 PM
There were two sand corns in the desert.
Then one of the sand corns said: "I think we are surrounded".
FluffNStuff
04-11-2011, 12:57 PM
A baby seal walks into a club ...
Lysdexic
04-11-2011, 01:06 PM
A baby seal walks into a club ...
Do I go to hell for thinking that was funny?
Klemen
04-11-2011, 02:03 PM
Somewhere in the world:
SON: why is my sisters name Sunnyspring?
MOM: because she was born in spring and the sun was shining.
SON: why is my name Cheapcrackedrubber?
Arterra
04-11-2011, 02:10 PM
Lawyers are one of the few people to run when someone asks if they want to go to the bar.
Either laff or leave made it up on the spot.