Forum Game: Corrupt a Wish

[Nytesdawn]

Basically you corrupt the person's wish above your post.
Example

Dude1: I wish for a pie.
Dude2: Granted. Here's your cow pie.

Then you wish for something to so the game will go on.

Dude2:I wish for an iPad.

Okay I'll start.
I wish for a jar.

[icantgetkills]

I wish to break your jar

[noobmigo]

I wish that jars suddenly turned into ican'tgetkills head.

[Nytesdawn]

No you go something like this:
Me: i wish for a jar
You:granted but it's in 600 pieces (broken)

still you:I wish for a ________

[Nytesdawn]

I wish for a monkey.

[noobmigo]

No you go something like this:
Me: i wish for a jar
You:granted but it's in 600 pieces (broken)

still you:I wish for a ________

NVM then, that killed ze game for me.

[Arterra]

It's impossible to get people to do more than one thing in a game... It's like they read only half a post lol

[Rebel]

I wish for a monkey.

Granted. Here is your monkey with a bowel disorder.

I wish for a box of puppies.

[Nytesdawn]

Granted. Here is your monkey with a bowel disorder.

I wish for a box of puppies.

Granted but the puppies have rabies and bite you.

I wish for a spare tire.

[Xymorg]

A 5 meter tall spare tire from one of those huge earthmovers falls out of the sky and crushes you.

I wish for happiness.

[Nytesdawn]

A 5 meter tall spare tire from one of those huge earthmovers falls out of the sky and crushes you.

I wish for happiness.

Granted. By using drugs. Suddenly you die.

[Haikus]

Granted. By using drugs. Suddenly you die.


You, did NOT even follow your OWN rules...

[Nytesdawn]

Lol whoops. I wish for a llama

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Lol whoops. I wish for a llama

Granted. But has no behavior whatsoever and decides to injure you greatly.

I wish for lightning powers!!!

[Kossi]

I gave you flashlight powers.
I wish for a speck of dust O.o

[giayuan]

I gave you flashlight powers.
I wish for a speck of dust O.o

Which causes you immense allergy problems you also die :D
I wish for Cerealbomber to be lvl56 D;

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Granted. But he suddenly becomes lvl 1.

I wish for a unicorn!

[FluffNStuff]

I give you a unicorn, but he dies of horn rot. I wish for a turnip.

[KaotiicxDream]

Granted. But he suddenly becomes lvl 1.

I wish for a unicorn!

Granted, when I comes running towards u it rans over u and u die...

I wish nothing ..

[xiscottix]

you get nothing... of value, you get 498092798364 letters you have to read and respond to because you are justin beiber

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Ermm...which one do I respond to?

[Redbridge]

Granted you got your NOTHING but rotten TURNIPs (2 granted, did you see what i did there?)

I wish for a chocolate ice cream

[xiscottix]

you get chocolate ice cream, but i jump in your face and knock it on the ground.
I wish for a yeti costume that never goes away in PL

[KaotiicxDream]

Granted you got your NOTHING but rotten TURNIPs (2 granted, did you see what i did there?)

I wish for a chocolate ice cream

You get ur Ice cream but I melts...

I wish I had more time to play PL

[KaotiicxDream]

you get chocolate ice cream, but i jump in your face and knock it on the ground.
I wish for a yeti costume that never goes away in PL

U get a Yeti costume but G bans u forever..

I wish the same as in last post (More time to play PL)

[azulflame]

granted, but it's on a desert island with no wifi or data connection

I wish for more free time

[KingFu]

Granted. You don go to school, don't have a family, don't have friends, live in a box, and have nothing to eat. Oh, and no phone charger.

I wish for another peice of bacon....

[Kossi]

Granted. You don go to school, don't have a family, don't have friends, live in a box, and have nothing to eat. Oh, and no phone charger.

I wish for another peice of bacon....

granted, but its canadian
i wish for the cure for cancer

[Conradin]

granted but then it creates a zombie epidemic on the cured patients

i wish for a world without misqitos

[Kossi]

granted but then it creates a zombie epidemic on the cured patients

i wish for a world without misqitos

dinosaurs take its place on noah's ark
i wish for a jar of nothing.

[azulflame]

I smash ur jar

I wish for someone to give me a lvl 15 dex recipe

[Conradin]

you get the recipe, but when u make it and put it on, you get infected by cancer, which can be cured but then your a zombie.


i wish for a droid suit

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

you get the recipe, but when u make it and put it on, you get infected by cancer, which can be cured but then your a zombie.


i wish for a droid suit

Granted. But you realize...IT'S TOO SMALL IN SIZE! *DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

I wish for a pony!

[Conradin]

you get that pony, but it goes wild and bites off the left half of your fanny right off

[romgar1]

You get a miniature pony... they bite HARD!!!
I wish for global domination.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Granted. But someone sanctions you so you die.

I wish for a spec of dust

[xiscottix]

There is a world on your spec of dust and you look around and you are an elephant in a animated movie

[xiscottix]

I want infinite platinum

[Xymorg]

Granted, but everyone else gets unlimited platinum too, & the prices adjust accordingly so you still can't buy anything.

I wish for more wishes.

[Nytesdawn]

Granted, but everyone else gets unlimited platinum too, & the prices adjust accordingly so you still can't buy anything.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted but they will also be corrupted.

I wish Xymorg would die.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Your wish is granted, but you die as well, which makes you a person who caused self-destruct.

I wish for some tea T_T

[Xymorg]

Granted, X.x, but now no one will ever know where I hid the the cure for Irritable Earlobe Syndrome.

From beyong the grave, I wish to stop playing the wish corruption game.

Incorruptible ftw!

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

"Your wish is granted"

(no one knows that what I said was a lie.)

I wish for a clone of me :)

[Nytesdawn]

Granted but he eats you for some unknown reason. Maybe he was starving?

I wish for a bag of cheetos.