Why...

[Ladylove]

Can't a girl get gas in peace?? Today after work, I went home and got changed... Then went to the gas station near my house to fill up. I pulled up to the pump and got out of my car to go in and pay... This truck full of sweaty worker men in sleeveless shirts came to get gas. One jumped out of the back of the truck, chewing on a toothpick, and leaned against the truck facing me. He had this grin on and was like "heyyyyy how you doin?". I gave him a dirty look and went inside... I heard the guys behind me hooting... I came back to pump my gas and they were leaving. The same guy jumped into the back of the truck and was like "I hope you have a nice evenin" with this grin on his face... They were pigs...

[Artemis]

Its cuz your so pretty! No one can resist ya;) i hate men like that. If they need to hoot at woman at gas stations, i would love to find out if they ever get married.

[Moogerfooger]

Sorry about that, Brooke. I will behave next time :p

[Ladylove]

Sorry about that, Brooke. I will behave next time :p

LOL. The sad part was that the one hitting on me was young and somewhat attractive. Built. Still a pig :/

[Jespo]

Hmm sounds like it sucks to be a pretty girl sometimes

[Yvonnel]

Sorry about that, Brooke. I will behave next time :p

LMAO!!!!!!

Mooger you are getting some great one-liners in lately.

[StompArtist]

And he didn't even offer to share his toothpick? Rude.

[Major]

Haha well, some guys just don't know how to pick up girls. Cant really blame a guy for trying tho. Sometimes the beauty of a girl can knock a guy off gaurd and make him completely mess up his 'introduction' lol happens to the best of us.

[DawnInfinity]

Oh my gosh! This happens to me too! It sucks cause you have to stand out there holding the little gas thingy all vulnerable to creepers. :/

[Ladylove]

And he didn't even offer to share his toothpick? Rude.

Lmao, that's not the only rude thing.

He seemed overexcited.. Maybe he was drunk... In the middle of the day...

[Ladylove]

Oh my gosh! This happens to me too! It sucks cause you have to stand out there holding the little gas thingy all vulnerable to creepers. :/

Omg ikr?? Gas stations are the worst. Last year after senior prom, some girls and I were headed to someones house to spend the night. Two girls in the car had to pee, so we stopped at sheetz. I decided to steal the front seat, so I jumped out of the car and ran around to the other side to get back in. There were like 3 guys a few cars down that just started shouting at me and calling me baby. They sounded drunk :/ it was like 1 in the morning and I was still in my prom dress. I yelled F--- YOU!! and jumped in the car and locked the door.

[FluffNStuff]

Can't a guy get gas in peace?? Today after work, I went home and got changed... Then went to the gas station near my house to fill up. I pulled up to the pump and got out of my truck to go in and pay... This Mini Convertible full of sweaty chicks in bikinis came to get gas. One jumped out of the back seat, chewing on a twizzler, and leaned against the car facing me. She had this grin on and was like "heyyyyy how you doin?". I shot her a dirty look and went inside... I heard the gals behind me hooting... I came back to pump my gas and they were leaving. The same chick jumped into the backseat of the convertible and was like "I hope you have a nice evenin" with this grin on her face... They were piglets...


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Best Day Eva!

[Moogerfooger]

Lmao, that's not the only rude thing.

He seemed overexcited.. Maybe he was drunk... In the middle of the day...

Hey, when you work my job and deal with the corporate cr*p I put up with, can I be blamed for having a conversation with Gentleman Jack during mah meetings? My bad on not sharing my toothpick...I had no idea I could pick up the ladies with a pointy wooden stick :D

[karmakali]

Just imagine the "How we met" story he and his future wife will have to tell their kids ;)

[Moogerfooger]

Can't a guy get gas in peace?? Today after work, I went home and got changed... Then went to the gas station near my house to fill up. I pulled up to the pump and got out of my truck to go in and pay... This Mini Convertible full of sweaty chicks in bikinis came to get gas. One jumped out of the back seat, chewing on a twizzler, and leaned against the car facing me. She had this grin on and was like "heyyyyy how you doin?". I shot her a dirty look and went inside... I heard the gals behind me hooting... I came back to pump my gas and they were leaving. The same chick jumped into the backseat of the convertible and was like "I hope you have a nice evenin" with this grin on her face... They were piglets...
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Best Day Eva!


Haha....all a matter of gender perspective.

Girls: "Oooh those men were pigs!"

Guys: "Were the sweaty chicks hot?"

[Ladylove]

Can't a guy get gas in peace?? Today after work, I went home and got changed... Then went to the gas station near my house to fill up. I pulled up to the pump and got out of my truck to go in and pay... This Mini Convertible full of sweaty chicks in bikinis came to get gas. One jumped out of the back seat, chewing on a twizzler, and leaned against the car facing me. She had this grin on and was like "heyyyyy how you doin?". I shot her a dirty look and went inside... I heard the gals behind me hooting... I came back to pump my gas and they were leaving. The same chick jumped into the backseat of the convertible and was like "I hope you have a nice evenin" with this grin on her face... They were piglets...


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Best Day Eva!

Lmao Fluff. Piglets...

[FluffNStuff]

Haha....all a matter of gender perspective.

Girls: "Oooh those men were pigs!"

Guys: "Were the sweaty chicks hot?"

Omg ikr?? Gas stations are the best. Last year after senior prom, some guys and I were headed to someones house to spend the night. Two guys in the car had to drain it, so we stopped at sheetz. I decided to steal the front seat, so I jumped out of the car and ran around to the other side to get back in. There were like 3 babes a few cars down that just started shouting at me and calling me a hunk. They sounded drunk :D it was like 1 in the morning and I was still in my Tuxedo. I yelled THANK YOU!! and jumped in their car and locked the door.

[Moogerfooger]

Somehow I sense that Brooke is deducting charm points as we speak, Fluff.

[StompArtist]

It's all a matter of expectations. Women want prince charming jumping off a horse that never poops to come and do everything perfectly. Men expect vital signs.

[Ladylove]

Omg ikr?? Gas stations are the best. Last year after senior prom, some guys and I were headed to someones house to spend the night. Two guys in the car had to drain it, so we stopped at sheetz. I decided to steal the front seat, so I jumped out of the car and ran around to the other side to get back in. There were like 3 babes a few cars down that just started shouting at me and calling me a hunk. They sounded drunk :D it was like 1 in the morning and I was still in my Tuxedo. I yelled THANK YOU!! and jumped in their car and locked the door.

Fluff are you mocking me?

Lol Stomp... Girl? Check. Breathing? Check... HAY BABY

[Moogerfooger]

It's all a matter of expectations. Women want prince charming jumping off a horse that never poops to come and do everything perfectly. Men expect vital signs.

Wait, I'm confused. Does Prince Charming never poop, or the horse???? This could be where I have been wrong all this time.

[Groad]

Can't a guy get gas in peace?? Today after work, I went home and got changed... Then went to the gas station near my house to fill up. I pulled up to the pump and got out of my truck to go in and pay... This Mini Convertible full of sweaty chicks in bikinis came to get gas. One jumped out of the back seat, chewing on a twizzler, and leaned against the car facing me. She had this grin on and was like "heyyyyy how you doin?". I shot her a dirty look and went inside... I heard the gals behind me hooting... I came back to pump my gas and they were leaving. The same chick jumped into the backseat of the convertible and was like "I hope you have a nice evenin" with this grin on her face... They were piglets...


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Best Day Eva!
ROFL love it.

[StompArtist]

Wait, I'm confused. Does Prince Charming never poop, or the horse???? This could be where I have been wrong all this time.

It must be both hence the constant disappointment at chosen mate. :P

[superss]

weirdos. just ignore em

[Ladylove]

Wait, I'm confused. Does Prince Charming never poop, or the horse???? This could be where I have been wrong all this time.

Yeah moogs if you want to pick up chicks, you cant poop.

[hawkei]

Brooke, your charm powers are leaking out. They couldn't help themselves... poor guys didn't know what came over them....

[StompArtist]

Yeah moogs if you want to pick up chicks, you cant poop.

Fighting urge to quote...

[Ladylove]

Brooke, your charm powers are leaking out. They couldn't help themselves... poor guys didn't know what came over them....

Seriously, I was just wearing atheletic shorts, a t-shirt, flip flops, and my hair in a ponytail... And I had just gotten off work... Not my most charming look.

[FluffNStuff]

Men expect vital signs.

Picky Men .........

[FluffNStuff]

Yeah moogs if you want to pick up chicks, you cant poop.

I usually hold it till the three month anniversary. As a side note, three month anniversary dates with me are not all that fun.

[Ladylove]

Picky Men .........

Pigs will go for anything with a pulse.

[Moogerfooger]

It must be both hence the constant disappointment at chosen mate. :P

Well, old Flicka is potty-trained, so guess I better lay off the bran flakes....makes for some awkward public encounters yaknowwhutimean?

[FluffNStuff]

Pigs will go for anything with a pulse.

Picky Pigs ........

[Moogerfooger]

Pigs will go for anything with a pulse.

But only if they make good sammiches....so, I am still waiting on that pastrami and rye I mentioned a couple of weeks ago.

[StompArtist]

Pigs will go for anything with a pulse.

Yes. Pulse = good. No pulse = bad.

[FluffNStuff]

Yes. Pulse = good. No pulse = bad.

There you go being snobbish again.

[Ladylove]

But only if they make good sammiches....so, I am still waiting on that pastrami and rye I mentioned a couple of weeks ago.

t(-.-)t

Lol stomp, does she need a brain?

[StompArtist]

There you go being snobbish again.

A gentleman has certain standards my friend.

[Moogerfooger]

Fighting urge to quote...

No doubt.....I pooped myself laughing. The irony.

[StompArtist]

t(-.-)t

Lol stomp, does she need a brain?

Optional equipment is always a +

LOL (Sorry but you are making this so easy...)

[jakaniz]

Too funny, I am laughing so hard right now.

[Ladylove]

Optional equipment is always a +

LOL (Sorry but you are making this so easy...)

PFFT. How about opinions? And YOU make ME dinner.

[StompArtist]

PFFT. How about opinions? And YOU make ME dinner.

Here we go with the unrealistic expectations! :P

[Ladylove]

Here we go with the unrealistic expectations! :P

Just so you know, I like my steak medium rare and not too fatty.

[Barbamitsos]

Lmao, that's not the only rude thing.

He seemed overexcited.. Maybe he was drunk... In the middle of the day...

Come to greece and complain about that in lil vilages where people come back at 10 am and r drank. Yday we almost hit someone with the car when he just came at the midle of the road without even lookin . Then he turned to us and he seemed like he was ready to fall down with those halfly closed eyes and the moving from side to side body XD


Iv seen more than 20 persons holdin a beer at 9-12 am while bein drank

[Moogerfooger]

Just so you know, I like my steak medium rare and not too fatty.

Kinda how I like my women. I see what you did there. Subtle.

[Ladylove]

Kinda how I like my women. I see what you did there. Subtle.

Loll medium rare women...

Btw, I like garlic mashed potatoes and sweet tea with my steak.

[FluffNStuff]

PFFT. How about opinions? And YOU make ME dinner.

A woman is free have any opinions I give her. And I would be happy to give you the left overs when I am done. It's the least I can do since you will have been cooking all day. But be a good girl and finish the dishes first.

[Ladylove]

A woman is free have any opinions I give her. And I would be happy to give you the left overs when I am done. It's the least I can do since you will have been cooking all day. But be a good girl and finish the dishes first.

t(-.-)t not charming. -747383883764738875 charm to you, sir.

[Barbamitsos]

t(-.-)t not charming. -747383883764738875 charm to you, sir.

How much charm do i have :) ?

[Yvonnel]

Hey, when you work my job and deal with the corporate cr*p I put up with, can I be blamed for having a conversation with Gentleman Jack during mah meetings? My bad on not sharing my toothpick...I had no idea I could pick up the ladies with a pointy wooden stick :D

Mooger, please you are killing me!!

[Moogerfooger]

Mooger, please you are killing me!!

Haha, glad I could help ;)

[LADYHADASSA]

Lol lady,

As time goes on this does not change, over time it wont bother you really, though there are times you will be uncofortable, keeping an "air" that says dont try it helps. Threw time i have been called snob ( i cant use the other words here) because i refuse to give slightes attention, eye contact body language that even suggests i hear these comments. I have had men out right walk up to me with their phone number and upon saying no thank you, gotten blasted with profanity.. The feeling like you are the meat in a meat market is not fun,

Lol one thing is what we think is not an attractive look men seem to enjoy, the tosseled hair, quick throw together.... Men are from mars women are from venus lol... Another note. Stoping for gas after or before work, you still have a professional mannerism your focus is stronger to withstand the junk.

i have worked in board rooms with what some call the "stuffed shirts," these are the ones who thinkmwomen still belong at home. So how you carry yourself and your tone will deter some not all of the i want you for your looks garbage..

Lol lol lol guys on the other note love this attention, i assume they are not bothered as much because as a general rule women are not quite so blunt. Guys take it as " oh yeah i have what it takes to get the ladys" gals think oh god another ego filled idiot who has no tact or understanding that this behavior says im a superficial person liking only what i see. ( no guys. Not all are like this lol)

[Ladylove]

Lol lady,

As time goes on this does not change, over time it wont bother you really, though there are times you will be uncofortable, keeping an "air" that says dont try it helps. Threw time i have been called snob ( i cant use the other words here) because i refuse to give slightes attention, eye contact body language that even suggests i hear these comments. I have had men out right walk up to me with their phone number and upon saying no thank you, gotten blasted with profanity.. The feeling like you are the meat in a meat market is not fun,

Lol one thing is what we think is not an attractive look men seem to enjoy, the tosseled hair, quick throw together.... Men are from mars women are from venus lol... Another note. Stoping for gas after or before work, you still have a professional mannerism your focus is stronger to withstand the junk.

i have worked in board rooms with what some call the "stuffed shirts," these are the ones who thinkmwomen still belong at home. So how you carry yourself and your tone will deter some not all of the i want you for your looks garbage..

Lol lol lol guys on the other note love this attention, i assume they are not bothered as much because as a general rule women are not quite so blunt. Guys take it as " oh yeah i have what it takes to get the ladys" gals think oh god another ego filled idiot who has no tact or understanding that this behavior says im a superficial person liking only what i see. ( no guys. Not all are like this lol)

Haha yeah. When guys act like that... I usually either ignore, give a weird look, or say F off. I probably come off badly, but I'm not trying to impress anyone.

[Barbamitsos]

Wish we had bikini chickS at gas stations in greece :/

[JaytB]

It's just a testosterone thing IMO

[Ladylove]

Wish we had bikini chickS at gas stations in greece :/

Lol I see them here all the time in the summer.

[KingFu]

Same thing happened to me.....

[Barbamitsos]

Lol I see them here all the time in the summer.

And then we say that we r less evoluted in technology than America when Obama has those gas stations that we dont even imagine of. ^^

[Rusalio]

HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. This thread is HILLARIOUS!!!!!! had to catch myself before I fell out the 7th story building windows since my chair backs up to the window.

Sorry Brooke, that was me in my time..... I was the hot construction worker.....the difference is that i would have acted instead of ogling. Would have said hi, made some sort of light joke of something and said if your not busy enough to catch a movie with me and few friends, give me a call and handed ya my number. If ya had turned me down, my thoughts would have been no loss as there was nothing gained... Now if LADYHADASA had turned me down, I would have walked off and thought the world was coming to an end, ranted on PL about some ideologies of girls being piglets and jumped off the brooklyn bridge because I couldn't live with such treatment.

so funny!!!!!!


Truly it is a matter of perspective and probably aged maturity. Fluff! that was funny dude parallel

[Zeus]

So Brooke. Me and you are still on for tonight. Right?

-Puts on Wifebeater and gets beer jug ready-

[Ladylove]

So Brooke. Me and you are still on for tonight. Right?

-Puts on Wifebeater and gets beer jug ready-

LOL Parth. Might have to quote this. It's a keeper.

[Zeus]

LOL Parth. Might have to quote this. It's a keeper.

You never answered my question.... :D

[StompArtist]

i have worked in board rooms with what some call the "stuffed shirts," these are the ones who thinkmwomen still belong at home

Joke aside... you have to wonder about guys who do not want any women around in the place where they spend the majority of waking hours in a week. Just sayin'.

[Ladylove]

You never answered my question.... :D

Of course! I'll even rub your beer gut^^

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

http://wastedatwork.com/beer/asl%20pedobear.gif

[Ladylove]

http://wastedatwork.com/beer/asl%20pedobear.gif

Haha wtf David.

[Yvonnel]

Of course! I'll even rub your beer gut^^

LOL!!!! This is a classic.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Haha wtf David.

Lol those guys that were talking to u were obviously pedos >.< and that gif represents pedos.

[Ladylove]

Lol those guys that were talking to u were obviously pedos >.< and that gif represents pedos.

Lolll yeah. They weren't super old though. The guy that was talking to me looked 22.

[Zeus]

Of course! I'll even rub your beer gut^^

The question is... Will you listen for my beer baby's heartbeat and kiss her goodnight every day? This is what I require. Beer Baby needs love too.

[Ladylove]

The question is... Will you listen for my beer baby's heartbeat and kiss her goodnight every day? This is what I require. Beer Baby needs love too.

You're gonna keep making me change my sig aren't you...

What will we name her? Bertha?

[Zeus]

You're gonna keep making me change my sig aren't you...

What will we name her? Bertha?

How about Barth? Brooke and Parth mixed. Actually Nvm that sounds too much like Barf... Reminds me how my elementary school teacher kept mispronouncing my name...

[Ladylove]

How about Barth? Brooke and Parth mixed. Actually Nvm that sounds too much like Barf... Reminds me how my elementary school teacher kept mispronouncing my name...

LOL Barth does sound like barf. When I was little, I tried to write my name on my artwork. I accidentally wrote Burp instead of Brooke.

[Zeus]

LOL Barth does sound like barf. When I was little, I tried to write my name on my artwork. I accidentally wrote Burp instead of Brooke.

We shall name her Barke! Because she barks a lot, waking me up in the middle of the night. Stomach ulcers ftl.

[Ladylove]

We shall name her Barke! Because she barks a lot, waking me up in the middle of the night. Stomach ulcers ftl.

Parth, you're killing me lol.

[Zeus]

Parth, you're killing me lol.

I'm just on a roll today aren't I? Quite literally. She is getting quite big. I almost rolled over when I sat down.

[Ladylove]

I'm just on a roll today aren't I? Quite literally. She is getting quite big. I almost rolled over when I sat down.

Lmao Parth. Maybe Pooke... sounds like puke... Pookie :)

[Zeus]

Lmao Parth. Maybe Pooke... sounds like puke... Pookie :)

Brooke... My water just broke. DRIVE ME NAOW!!!!!!!!!

[Ladylove]

Brooke... My water just broke. DRIVE ME NAOW!!!!!!!!!

ZOMG STOPPIT! lol

[Zeus]

ZOMG STOPPIT! lol

When my water is broken, I can't really stop it. Don't really have a choice...

[Ladylove]

When my water is broken, I can't really stop it. Don't really have a choice...

K I'm gonna stop changing my quotes lmao. You have two and that is all that will fit :)

[Zeus]

K I'm gonna stop changing my quotes lmao. You have two and that is all that will fit :)

So what am I supposed to do? Call a taxi? My freaking water just broke!

[Corpser]

And he didn't even offer to share his toothpick? Rude.

yep lol but would u offer a girl your tooth pick i woldnt imagine walking up to a girl and going hey wanna share my tooth pic?

#SLAP#

[Ladylove]

So what am I supposed to do? Call a taxi? My freaking water just broke!

ZOMG CALL 911!!!! Lol Parth, you're such a ham.

[StompArtist]

yep lol but would u offer a girl your tooth pick i woldnt imagine walking up to a girl and going hey wanna share my tooth pic?

#SLAP#

We would have to ask the ladies but this may well be a great ice breaker. I am sure most of them would LOL.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

ZOMG CALL 911!!!! Lol Parth, you're such a ham.

LMFAO? What does that mean XDDDDDD

[Ladylove]

LMFAO? What does that mean XDDDDDD

You don't know that?? Lol. A ham! It can be used to describe an actor, but where I come from we say it like... attention ham. You pull in attention. You might say attention -beep-

[Zeus]

You don't know that?? Lol. A ham! It can be used to describe an actor, but where I come from we say it like... attention ham. You pull in attention. You might say attention -beep-

Ya, I love basking in the spotlight. I'm very vain :D.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

OOHHH yaa lol ok thanks. LOL.

[KingFu]

Im thirsty after hearing all this water breaking stuff....

[Zeus]

Im thirsty after hearing all this water breaking stuff....

It's some serious BIZNIZ

[Zipponator]

Wow range I never seen you so crazy hhehehehehe.

[Zeus]

Wow range I never seen you so crazy hhehehehehe.

Withdrawals from PL can lead to disastrous events. This is Range fever. Everybody run! You may catch it!

[Zipponator]

Hahaha crazy :) I LOVE IT!

[Wbto-Angeluscustos]

dont wheel chicks on PL

[Claritamystic]

You could have used a buff spell to keep the creepers away and nuked him with a lightning spell IMO

[Zeus]

dont wheel chicks on PL

Wait, what?

[KingFu]

You could have used a buff spell to keep the creepers away and nuked him with a lightning spell IMO

No life drain? Whack....

[Zeus]

No life drain? Whack....

Don't forget. Supposedly me and Brooke are vampires!

[Ladylove]

Don't forget. Supposedly me and Brooke are vampires!

SLURP. Ahhh... cool, refreshing body juice.

[Otukura]

I believe you'd find fire if you tried to bite into me. Stealing ambrosia was a past time, you see.

[Zeus]

I believe you'd find fire if you tried to bite into me. Stealing ambrosia was a past time, you see.

Food of the gods and demi gods!

[Otukura]

I think I had a 50/50 mix, I didn't die but it did have some of the effects.

[KingFu]

Don't forget. Supposedly me and Brooke are vampires!

Pffft, what you talkin' 'bout parthur? You sleep early;)

[LADYHADASSA]

Joke aside... you have to wonder about guys who do not want any women around in the place where they spend the majority of waking hours in a week. Just sayin'.

Lmao TRUE!! Lol i dont think they mind women about per say but they do not like a woman out smarting them...