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Leave your life questions below. I'll try my best to answer them
PS this is my 666th post
Groaning
08-09-2015, 07:32 PM
Why don't my potatoes grow :(
Soon I shall starve if they don't grow
iRandom
08-09-2015, 08:03 PM
why am i groaning? why cant i be cold?
why am i groaning? why cant i be cold?
I already answered why you are groaning, second page last post
http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?255118-Pl-knowledge/page2
Why don't my potatoes grow :(
Soon I shall starve if they don't grow
Because...
Your name has 8 letters and potato has 7
8 + 7 = 15
*Following facts are based off a 2,000 calorie diet
potatoes have about 4 grams of protein or 8% of your daily value
15 - 4 - 8 = 3
Potatoes have about 897 mg of potassium and 13 mg of salt
897 divided by 13 = 69
69 - 3 = 66
your bear, imnotgroan has 10 letters in his name
66 x 10 = 660
the potato song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7uyKYeGPdE is 1 min long
1 min = 60 seconds
you joined the forums 18 months ago
potato has 3 syllables
18 divided by 3 = 6
660 + 6 = 666
Your potatoes do not grow because they are the spawn of the devil...
iRandom
08-09-2015, 08:27 PM
but but but. I don't want to groan. I'd rather be cold than be groaning.
Make me cold pls.
but but but. I don't want to groan. I'd rather be cold than be groaning.
Make me cold pls.
I answer questions. I don't do magic.
iRandom
08-09-2015, 08:59 PM
I answer questions. I don't do magic.
Fine.
I'll stay hot and groan.
When will PL get the next update? ^^
Boiled_35
08-09-2015, 10:47 PM
Why did STS have to nerf pvp?
Promagin
08-09-2015, 11:43 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Burningdex
08-10-2015, 01:11 AM
My Question
Do midgets have night vision?
Freakingud
08-10-2015, 03:30 AM
Why do people on the forums say deal thrn before you can meet them ingame they have already sold or bought the set?
GiveMeWings
08-10-2015, 03:58 AM
Why arent much hotties in pl??
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Ignitedmage
08-10-2015, 05:51 AM
Why sts ask for our location when stalking is against rules? >_<
Disproves
08-10-2015, 05:54 AM
Why am I addicted to anime xD
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1> what happens when subs count will reach 3333 I'm alargic to this same no forms.
2> the op chen is about to be one ya ol, peri shun, how I cele or noah
Sheugokin
08-10-2015, 09:46 AM
Leave your life questions below. I'll try my best to answer them
PS this is my 666th post
How to do PL?
Hurikazz
08-10-2015, 10:11 AM
haw 2 bacon stamp irl?
Groaning
08-10-2015, 10:41 AM
Why arent much hotties in pl??
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Even if there was you would know... :)
Any idea how to cure my devil spawn of potatoes
GiveMeWings
08-10-2015, 10:44 AM
Even if there was you would know... :)
Any idea how to cure my devil spawn of potatoes
Pee on it, it should work:)
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Groaning
08-10-2015, 12:20 PM
Pee on it, it should work:)
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Well my potatoes are green now... >.< now what
GiveMeWings
08-10-2015, 12:30 PM
Well my potatoes are green now... >.< now what
Well now u got peed potatoes, not devil potatoes so my work is done:)
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Groaning
08-10-2015, 02:35 PM
Well now u got peed potatoes, not devil potatoes so my work is done:)
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No no they still have green devil horns >.<
You gave me peed deviled potatoes
limited one question at a time bc this is taking a while bc it didn't save Random's so I had to start over
Fine.
I'll stay hot and groan.
When will PL get the next update? ^^
well...
SpaceTime Studios has 16 letters, and pocket legends has 13, and arcane legends has 14 (1 more than pl)
16 - 3 + 1 = 4
what has spacetime done 4 of? They've released 4 mmos.
That's 4/8 of their games or 50%
What century are we in? the 21st.
50 percent of the way through this century is 2050.
there are 77 levels in pl, 46 in al and 51 in sl and dl has 36.
77 + 46 + 51 + 36 =210
210 divided by 4 mmos = 52.5 or about 53
pl has 2 letters
53 + 2 = 55
oystermanclassisopafbcitcanopenitsshellandblindthe enemy has 55 letters
Oyster expansion confirmed
Oyster has 6 letters
Vines are 6 seconds long (6 and a half actually)
The most followed vine user is KingBach
He has 13,385,846 followers
1 + 3 + 3 + 8 + 5 + 8 + 4 + 6 = 38
The 2nd, 3rd, and 4th most followed vine users have about 10 million loops compined
38 + 10 = 48
Spacetime Studios has 16 letters
48 divided by 16 = 3
Spacetime Studios is illuminati confirmed
The year the illuminati was 1776
1 + 7 + 7 + 6 = 21
The oysterman cap will be released 21 years from now
Hehe notice how I used a number from a certain vine while I was on the topic :)
iRandom
08-10-2015, 03:51 PM
I will wait 21 years then for oyster cap.
Groaning
08-10-2015, 03:52 PM
I'll go next,
Why did stepypoo leave PL :(
GiveMeWings
08-10-2015, 05:54 PM
I'll go next,
Why did stepypoo leave PL :(
I miss u bruh...<\3
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Groaning
08-10-2015, 06:57 PM
I miss u bruh...<\3
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:,( :,(
<3 <3
LOL (lots of love)
Cavoc
08-10-2015, 07:04 PM
Where the fawk are all the white women at
Promagin
08-10-2015, 08:02 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
My question remains unanswered.
My question remains unanswered.
working on it
Burningdex
08-11-2015, 01:14 AM
my question is unanswered
GiveMeWings
08-11-2015, 07:40 AM
:,( :,(
<3 <3
LOL (lots of love)
Baeee we had epic fights with shivering xbow:(
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Groaning
08-11-2015, 09:37 AM
Baeee we had epic fights with shivering xbow:(
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Yus, and making out in humania :(
Ignitedmage
08-11-2015, 11:43 AM
Teachor teach me hao to do all deseee
Why did the chicken cross the road?
This is a toughie xD.
Wait a minute...
Chickens can't fly.
Neither can penguins.
Penguins eat fish, and so do sharks.
Shark's worst predator is humans
What's a mix between a shark and a human?
Sharkboy (from sharkboy and lavagirl)
Who plays sharkboy?
Taylor Lautner
He's also Jacob in twilight.
Who's the main character in twilight?
Bella.
And who plays her?
Kristen Stewart.
The chicken crossed the road because he saw Kristen Stewarts acting so he tried to escape her.
Ignitedmage
08-11-2015, 01:38 PM
This is a toughie xD.
Wait a minute...
Chickens can't fly.
Neither can penguins.
Penguins eat fish, and so do sharks.
Shark's worst predator is humans
What's a mix between a shark and a human?
Sharkboy (from sharkboy and lavagirl)
Who plays sharkboy?
Taylor Lautner
He's also Jacob in twilight.
Who's the main character in twilight?
Bella.
And who plays her?
Kristen Stewart.
The chicken crossed the road because he saw Kristen Stewarts acting and it gave him gonorrhea.
u forgot saying Illuminati confirmed
Groaning
08-11-2015, 05:52 PM
u forgot saying Illuminati confirmed
Cuz there is no proof of illuminati
u forgot saying Illuminati confirmed
The chicken, sadly, is not a member of the illuminati
Ignitedmage
08-12-2015, 07:12 AM
The chicken, sadly, is not a member of the illuminati
Okay, i'll ask a easy one
When will i'll be smart enough to be like you? :o
Okay, i'll ask a easy one
When will i'll be smart enough to be like you? :o
If you eat lots of vegetables and superfoods, and drink lots of chocolate milk
iRandom
08-12-2015, 10:57 AM
Okay, i'll ask a easy one
When will i'll be smart enough to be like you? :o
I can answer that!
Never. Befs too pro for you.
Groaning
08-12-2015, 03:53 PM
If you eat lots of vegetables and superfoods, and drink lots of chocolate milk
Sadly I cant >.<I hate milk
Will a great deal of tomatoes, potatoes and rice help? (Rice is Cuz I'm asian, I love tomatoes)
And junk food...
Ignitedmage
08-13-2015, 02:45 AM
If you eat lots of vegetables and superfoods, and drink lots of chocolate milk
you caught meh on vegetables......
How to do PL?
that's tricky...
Wait wot.
PL has a cap of lvl 77
pocket has 6 letters
7 + 7 + 6 = 20
twenty is a 2 digit number
pocket legends has 13 letters
13 - 2 = 11
spacetime studios made pl
spacetime studios has 16 letters
archer, mage, and ursan are the original classes of pl.
archermageursan has 15 letters
16 - 15 = 1
1 added to the 11 earlier is 111
1 + 1 + 1 = 3
there are 3 sides in a triangle
also there's one eye in the illuminati triangle.
Irunimati confirmed.
BUT WAIT!
Where is there a confirmed illuminati symbol in pl?
The guild sign.
Therefore what u must do to join pl is be the gm of the bestest guild and then u willl be illuminati leader.
Crashgangsta
09-04-2015, 12:52 PM
I go now,
WHY CANT I SEE HOMIES IN PL!?!?
Groaning
09-04-2015, 03:34 PM
I go now,
WHY CANT I SEE HOMIES IN PL!?!?
You don't need befs I can do this,
You don't eat enough potatoes
Crashgangsta
09-05-2015, 01:30 AM
Potatoes cant spawn homies lol
Groaning
09-05-2015, 07:15 AM
explain all mine
I go now,
WHY CANT I SEE HOMIES IN PL!?!?
Please defined homies.
Do you mean friends or a specific player named homies?
Burningdex
09-05-2015, 10:48 PM
do midgets have night vision.... idk if u forgot to post it xD kkty
iRandom
09-06-2015, 12:59 AM
It's not the counseling we deserve, but it's the counseling we need.
With that said, is Groaning the Batman?
Crashgangsta
09-06-2015, 02:47 AM
Gangstas, yo , gangstas! Lolz
Groaning
09-06-2015, 07:56 PM
It's not the counseling we deserve, but it's the counseling we need.
With that said, is Groaning the Batman?
Lol batman is lame can I be deadpool?
Lol batman is lame can I be deadpool?
...........
140188
do midgets have night vision.... idk if u forgot to post it xD kkty
Ok.
Midget has 6 letters.
The definition of a midget is somebody under 5 feet tall.
6 + 5 feet= 11
What do we associate with feet?
Soccer / Football.
What player wear the number 11 and has 11 letters in his last name?
Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
He weighs 84 kg.
Zlatan signed with PSG in 2012.
There are two 2's in 2012
84 kg divided by 2 = 42.
Zlatan's first team was Malmo.
Malmo has 5 letters.
42 + 5 = 47
What combination of letters adds up to 47?
This. 9121221139141209
But wait!
Do you see it?
9.12.12.21.13.9.14.1.20.9
If you look at the letter of the alphabet that matches the number, A=1, B=2, etc.
It will spell....
I.L.L.U.M.I.N.A.T.I
Zlatan ibrahimovic is illuminati confirmed.
And if you look at 3 hours + the start of the day, midnight.
It will be 3 o clock am
This shows that midgets begin to see in the am, just like us.
Iilhopeliliil
09-09-2015, 03:52 AM
Why don't my potatoes grow :(
Soon I shall starve if they don't grow
Your potatoes don't grow, silly! They Groa!
Iilhopeliliil
09-09-2015, 03:55 AM
Ok.
Midget has 6 letters.
The definition of a midget is somebody under 5 feet tall.
6 + 5 feet= 11
What do we associate with feet?
Soccer / Football.
What player wear the number 11 and has 11 letters in his last name?
Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
He weighs 84 kg.
Zlatan signed with PSG in 2012.
There are two 2's in 1012
84 kg divided by 2 = 47.
What letter combination has 47 letters?
This. 9121221139141209
But wait!
Do you see it?
9.12.12.21.13.9.14.1.20.9
If you look at the letter of the alphabet that matches the number, A=1, B=2, etc.
It will spell....
I.L.L.U.M.I.N.A.T.I
Zlatan ibrahimovic is illuminati confirmed.
And if you look at 3 hours + the start of the day, midnight.
It will be 3 o clock am
This shows that midgets begin to see in the am, just like us.
Until you realise that you meant "2012" and not "1012". Oh btw befs, 84 divided by 2 is 42... 94 divided by 2 is 47 lol. #rekt
Iheybeautiful
09-09-2015, 11:50 AM
Until you realise that you meant "2012" and not "1012". Oh btw befs, 84 divided by 2 is 42... 94 divided by 2 is 47 lol. #rekt
Excuse him he's out of ideas lel
Excuse him he's out of ideas lel
140300
And ty to hope
Crashgangsta
09-16-2015, 02:09 AM
Why did get an Infartion :( infraction maybe?
Why did get an Infartion :( infraction maybe?
Idk........
HeyitsTubs
09-16-2015, 05:04 PM
My left nail on my right pinkie hurts. What can i do to ease the excruciating pain ? ^_^
hallowring
09-16-2015, 05:24 PM
should i get to 500 dmg and dps first or just get 2400 armour? my current armour 1600 my current dmg and dps 400+(^u^)
HeyitsTubs
09-16-2015, 05:31 PM
should i get to 500 dmg and dps first or just get 2400 armour? my current armour 1600 my current dmg and dps 400+(^u^)
mine is better XD
hallowring
09-17-2015, 02:23 PM
dude im not even avarage rich on this game..tried my best and made it this far lol never made it pass 160k gold bro XD most likely im holding on to AL(^u^)
Iilhopeliliil
09-17-2015, 05:14 PM
dude im not even avarage rich on this game..tried my best and made it this far lol never made it pass 160k gold bro XD most likely im holding on to AL(^u^)
Wrong game forums?
HeyitsTubs
09-17-2015, 05:22 PM
Wrong game forums?
probably :)
da cynicality XD
Groaning
09-17-2015, 05:31 PM
should i get to 500 dmg and dps first or just get 2400 armour? my current armour 1600 my current dmg and dps 400+(^u^)
What class May I ask?
hallowring
09-17-2015, 08:38 PM
What class May I ask?
warr lvl 42 (^u^)
HeyitsTubs
09-17-2015, 09:25 PM
warr lvl 42 (^u^)
hmmm never heard of the warr class ^_^
hallowring
09-17-2015, 09:47 PM
in al im a lvl 42 warrior and in pl im a lvl 20 pvp bear
hallowring
09-17-2015, 09:51 PM
in pl my dmg is 115-120 and dps is 92
Ignitedmage
09-18-2015, 05:27 AM
in pl my dmg is 115-120 and dps is 92
Ew
11 characters
Groaning
09-18-2015, 06:24 AM
wut level... my mage at l40 is 125-140 damage and with 65 armor
Ignitedmage
09-18-2015, 07:08 AM
wut level... my mage at l40 is 125-140 damage and with 65 armor
in pl im a lvl 20 pvp bear
Thank you
11 characters hax
Groaning
09-18-2015, 01:34 PM
For a l20 behr that isn't bad :)
Wait till your l22 holy beck stomp galore
hallowring
09-18-2015, 01:56 PM
For a l20 behr that isn't bad :)
Wait till your l22 holy beck stomp galore
thnx bro(^u^) X3 i need the frost candie cane lol its even better pm me hallowring in pl ill be online sometime tommarow
HeyitsTubs
09-18-2015, 02:56 PM
thnx bro(^u^) X3 i need the frost candie cane lol its even better pm me hallowring in pl ill be online sometime tommarow
whats your ign?
hallowring
09-18-2015, 03:46 PM
whats your ign?
poket legends ign: hallowring
and in al ign: hallowring
Can you leave that conversation of this thread please, because frankly there's nothing to solve there.
Tyvm
PS sorry for absence I've been slowing down due to the pickup of school and tests
Groaning
09-18-2015, 07:58 PM
thnx bro(^u^) X3 i need the frost candie cane lol its even better pm me hallowring in pl ill be online sometime tommarow
Save all your gold until until l30 and get yourself a shivering Talon and shivering wand and armor :) you will use that until l45 or even until l50
Save all your gold until until l30 and get yourself a shivering Talon and shivering wand and armor :) you will use that until l45 or even until l50
Why am I not surprised
Ignitedmage
09-19-2015, 06:52 AM
Why am I not surprised
because you used to use shivering wand on your bear... no?
because you used to use shivering wand on your bear... no?
No, that he would continue that conversation :P
This doctor sux at doctory, asked questions ages ago that those questions even got invalid ages ago.
1> what happens when subs count will reach 3333 I'm alargic to this same no forms.
2> the op chen is about to be one ya ol, peri shun, how I cele or noah
You reached that sub count a while ago, and Idek what the second is?
Promagin
09-20-2015, 10:37 AM
Why does my lambo keep singing songs from the future?
Groaning
09-20-2015, 05:09 PM
Why am I not surprised
I guess I'm a "fool"
Astrea
10-15-2015, 12:09 PM
Hi, i'm a player from AL but thats none of my question...
Why i can't talk to a cute girl in my class... Please!!! I need a mathematical sokution about this :(
Ignitedmage
10-17-2015, 09:08 AM
Hi, i'm a player from AL but thats none of my question...
Why i can't talk to a cute girl in my class... Please!!! I need a mathematical sokution about this :(
Dr. Befs will give you a tablet.... wait for it and be ready to pay him 2m for it in AL
Dr. Befs will give you a tablet.... wait for it and be ready to pay him 2m for it in AL
Lol. Haven't been checking this but I'll answer a few.
Hi, i'm a player from AL but thats none of my question...
Why i can't talk to a cute girl in my class... Please!!! I need a mathematical sokution about this :(
Ok...
You have 284 posts from the time I am writing this, and 2 segments in your rep bar.
2 + 8 + 4 + 2 = 16
The average weight of a 16 year old girl is 115.
115 is the element in the Call of Duty franchise used to control the zombies - http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Element_115
There are 20 zombies maps and 4 games in the Call of Duty franchise that feature zombies.
20 divided by 4 = 5
5 as a roman numeral is V
V is the 22nd letter in the english alphabet.
22 is a song by Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift was born on the 13th of December.
13 is the age at which a Jewish man / woman achieves Bar / Bat Mitzvah (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_and_Bat_Mitzvah)
I just linked you to wikipedia.
The creator of wikipedia is Jimmy Wales
Jimmy Wales has 10 letters
13 - 10 = 3
3 is the number of sides in the symbol that Shia Labeouf held up in his just do it speech.
141939
BUT WAIT
141940
It's quite simply that girls use illuminati mind tricks...
Promagin
10-18-2015, 02:00 PM
What are those?
Ignitedmage
10-19-2015, 10:55 AM
Ok...
You have 284 posts from the time I am writing this, and 2 segments in your rep bar.
2 + 8 + 4 + 2 = 16
The average weight of a 16 year old girl is 115.
115 is the element in the Call of Duty franchise used to control the zombies - http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Element_115
There are 20 zombies maps and 4 games in the Call of Duty franchise that feature zombies.
20 divided by 4 = 5
5 as a roman numeral is V
V is the 22nd letter in the english alphabet.
22 is a song by Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift was born on the 13th of December.
13 is the age at which a Jewish man / woman achieves Bar / Bat Mitzvah (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_and_Bat_Mitzvah)
I just linked you to wikipedia.
The creator of wikipedia is Jimmy Wales
Jimmy Wales has 10 letters
13 - 10 = 3
3 is the number of sides in the symbol that Shia Labeouf held up in his just do it speech.
141939
BUT WAIT
141940
It's quite simply that girls use illuminati mind tricks...
Well everytime we get a useful conclusion but this time ..... :indecisiveness:
C'mon Befs you can't leave Astrea hopeless :O
Groaning
10-19-2015, 02:11 PM
Well everytime we get a useful conclusion but this time ..... :indecisiveness:
C'mon Befs you can't leave Astrea hopeless :O
Shhhhh befs is truely siding with the PL lovers
(Isnt Astrea a blind lady in myths?)
Ignitedmage
10-20-2015, 10:00 AM
Shhhhh befs is truely siding with the PL lovers
(Isnt Astrea a blind lady in myths?)
Ohhhh *EDIT* "VERY HELPFUL ANSWER BEFS *cough* *cough*"
Walk up to her and say "Hagrid's not the only giant on campus if u know what I mean" ;)
Oculus
10-21-2015, 05:17 PM
Walk up to her and say "Hagrid's not the only giant on campus if u know what I mean" ;)
Lmaooo��������
Walk up to her and say "Hagrid's not the only giant on campus if u know what I mean" ;)
Forgot to correct kingshahzeb as well.
He asked why he cannot physically talk to her, not how he can befriend her.
Burningdex
10-24-2015, 09:01 PM
Befs its been 2months..... "do midgets have night vision?"
Groaning
10-24-2015, 09:14 PM
Befs its been 2months..... "do midgets have night vision?"
i think befs has you blocked
Ignitedmage
10-25-2015, 07:04 AM
Ok.
Midget has 6 letters.
The definition of a midget is somebody under 5 feet tall.
6 + 5 feet= 11
What do we associate with feet?
Soccer / Football.
What player wear the number 11 and has 11 letters in his last name?
Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
He weighs 84 kg.
Zlatan signed with PSG in 2012.
There are two 2's in 2012
84 kg divided by 2 = 42.
Zlatan's first team was Malmo.
Malmo has 5 letters.
42 + 5 = 47
What combination of letters adds up to 47?
This. 9121221139141209
But wait!
Do you see it?
9.12.12.21.13.9.14.1.20.9
If you look at the letter of the alphabet that matches the number, A=1, B=2, etc.
It will spell....
I.L.L.U.M.I.N.A.T.I
Zlatan ibrahimovic is illuminati confirmed.
And if you look at 3 hours + the start of the day, midnight.
It will be 3 o clock am
This shows that midgets begin to see in the am, just like us.
Befs its been 2months..... "do midgets have night vision?"
Thank you! 11 characters
Crashgangsta
11-24-2015, 03:44 AM
answer this:-
Why is sts so cruel to us
DontWasteFood
11-24-2015, 04:07 AM
My question
Why table is made from wood but taste like potato?
Best thread Iv seen in a long time lmao
Crashgangsta
11-25-2015, 02:23 AM
Ikr? ??????????? :)