--Night's Giveaway #2--

[Nightarcher]

Here's the second contest for, GL all!

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How to enter:

--> Post a "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke on this thread. It can be witty, funny, whatever you think I'll enjoy the most. Hey, it's hard to make one good. Oh, and please one post per person. ;)

How to win:

--> At around 5:00 PM Pacific time on Wednesday, May 18th, I will choose one which I deem most worthy of the winning gold! Also, I will choose one runner-up who will win a [to be announced] amount of gold. :)

The winning post is subject to my discretion only, and no personal ties and/or bribes will increase your chances of winning. Probably.

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RESULTS:

First of all, I would like to say that I really enjoyed (almost) all of the jokes! It's nice to see people get creative.

Now, I judged based on originality, humor, and wittiness. Not that I looked for all of them in a joke, but I tried to find someone who looked as though they had put thought into their submission.

If you're wondering why your submission didn't get chosen, here are a few catagories that jokes fell into that I did not deem worthy! (mostly because the use of these demonstrates a lack of creativity) ;)

1. Jokes about Chuck Norris

2. Jokes about dancing bananas

3. Jokes about McDonald's, KFC, or other fast-food joints

4. Jokes about Nightarcher offering a million gold

5. Jokes about Gurgox farts

6. Jokes about dreaming of a world where a chicken's motives wouldn't be questioned

7. Jokes which neither mentioned a chicken, nor crossing anything (trust me there were some!)

8. The classic "to get to the other side." Come on, be more creative!

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Secondly, here are some awards for jokes that, while they didn't win any gold, I still found entertaining or noteworthy for various reasons!

The "lolwut??" award:

Why did the chicken cross the road?To save thecockroach that had cancer.

The "I can totally relate to that" award:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because his favorite food is lasnya(or lasagna idk)

The "That's so true" award:

Why did the DEX bird cross the road?

To prove to the INT mage that he was indeed the squishiest class of them all.

The "Screw you government!" award:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To peck the cement and make cement worms because he was too poor and got taxed so much to afford real worms. Then he went to the other side and said: "the other side has more worms!!! Nananabooboo!!! Take that u bird government! Im free!!" (this is the stupidest joke yet lol ;))

The "Sorry your submission was late but I'll still give it an honorable mention" award:

am i too late?

why did the chicken cross the road?
the KFH (kentucky fried human) on that side was better.

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Okay okay no more stalling. I actually laughed when I read it, as I had not heard it before. It is found in many places on the internet, but because I enjoyed it, this submission will receive the runner-up prize of 300,000 gold!


Funny if you heard Clinton's response to his impeachment accusation

Why did the chicken cross the road?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

And the winner, after much consideration and repeated reading of all of them, because it is evident he put thought into his joke and I enjoyed them, who will receive 1,000,000 gold, is:


Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

...my version of what famous people might answer:

OBAMA: Because he wanted change, now!
BUSH: To get on the right side of the road.
FORREST GUMP: He was just runnnnning!
CHRIS BROWN: I was chasing him.
GARY BUSEY: What chicken? Gaaaaa!
TWO-FACE: He only got half way.
BRAD PAISLEY: [music] Life gets you down, cross the road, go to the next 1 stoplight townnnn...
QUEEN ELIZABETH: Because it was proper.
JESSE JAMES (Bullock ex): Hey, don't be so hard on the chicken; you KNEW he was crossing the road! [boo!]
MAGNETO: He was drawn to something on the other side.
JEAN GRAY: Ya, me.
LEEROY JENNNKINS: He just rushed across, I was like ZOMG! And we died.
WILLIAM WALLACE: To invade England!

I'll stop there before it gets any cheesier. Thanks for reading!

So congratultions to all! I will be in-game for a while today if you would like to pick up your winnings, or whenever really. I'm usually on for at least a little while each day. Just add Nightarcher or shoot me a pm on the forums or in-game.

And again, these were great submissions! Don't think I overlooked you, and it was a pretty tough decision to make. I'll see y'all around the world of Pocket Legends! :cool:

[Jinlac]

Nice Idea, it sure will be a lot of fun! Now I need to get creative^^ :banana::banana:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: It had "the fever" and wanted to save it's friends!


Q: Why did the archer cross the road?

A: Well, the other side had no crates!


Q: Why did Samhayne cross the road?

A: "Hmm, ok, so should I ban you now?" ;)

[Whirlzap]

Why did Gurgox cross the road?
Because the chicken that crossed the road left chicken pox on the left side.

[Lowlyspy]

Why did the chicken cross the road, because there was a traffic jam so the chicken didnt have to worry about being run over

[Gluttony]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

#1 If you had Chuck Norris running after you... you'd cross the road too!
#2 Because even Colonel Sanders has caught the Pokémon fever, and no chicken is safe... Gotta catch 'em all!

Edit: Is there a limit to the number of entries we can have?

[Magicfrost]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris was haxing and dual weilding two onyx swords.

[Gluttony]

Why did the DEX bird cross the road?

To prove to the INT mage that he was indeed the squishiest class of them all.

[Nightarcher]

One post per person from now on please. (but you can include multiple jokes in that post) :D

[Beanmachine]

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she thought they would Caesar.

Heres my PL related joke:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He didnt! The bear beckoned the noob chicken into a shredder and stole all his gp, items, and...most inportantly his ice cream!

[azulflame]

why didn't the skeleton cross the road
because he didn't have the guts!

[TheSnowman]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the dancing banana!!! :banana:

[B0w1-of-R1ce]

How did the blue jay cross the road? He JAYwalked. Hahahahahahah >.>

[Zeus]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

There was a Chic-Fil-A on his side of the street, with Brooke smiling at him evilly through the window, he took his best judgement and decided it was best to RUN!

I might have convinced Nightarcher not to host any more give aways when I showed him just how well a fortified fury bird can be in PvP. Sorry guys, xD. He had to drop 3 mil on a fortified set :P.

[tkinui]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was dying to get run over!

PL one:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was kiting Vyxnaar!

[Sigkill]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

There was a Chic-Fil-A on his side of the street, with Brooke smiling at him evilly through the window, he took his best judgement and decided it was best to RUN!

I might have convinced Nightarcher not to host any more give aways when I showed him just how well a fortified fury bird can be in PvP. Sorry guys, xD. He had to drop 3 mil on a fortified set :P.

I would have sold my fort set for 3m :)

[KingGiant]

why did the chicken cross the road?
because a black guy wants to eat him

:cough: this screams edit. :cough:

[Cabezon8705]

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken saw chuck norris and he didnt wanted to explode if chuck norris look at him ( the chicken got run over a car!!!)

[Falking]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause like a good neighbor, state farm was there .

[Nightarcher]

I would have sold my fort set for 3m :)

I haven't bought one yet. I'm looking to buy... but let's not get off topic. ;)

Keep 'em coming guys!

[Zeusofire]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
:banana::banana: <------ Subjects

So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom
among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
:banana::banana: <------ More Subjects

Why did the chicken cross the road? (gruesome)

He got his get cut off!!!


Why did the chicken cross the road? (classic, obviously)

To get to the other side!


Why did the chicken cross the road? (Mark Twain)

The news of it's crossing has been greatly exaggerated


Why did the chicken cross the road? (A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)

42.

[pwnpear]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well guess what? Chicken butt! jk
PL related: because he wanted to eat the cockroach! although there were flame grates in his path....

Other: Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to Mcdonalds and eat all the chicken mcnuggets hes capable of! ( theyve had a rivalry for a long time):banana:

Another: Why did the chicken cross the road?
because the others were calling him chicken! i can see y he took it persoanally...he is one obviously

[Imperial-legend]

i m envisioning free a world where ALL the chickens will be free to cross the road without having their original motives being called into a question:rolleyes:

[Fatpigwarrior]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He was a massive CHicken!

[Ayc2000]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
There was a barbecue and he heard there was going to be hot chicks there

[lilQ]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
because KFC was on the same side he was on

[DOAPSaint]

Hmmm... Why did the chicken cross the road...?
#1 Because God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road and there was much rejoicing.
#2 Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask, “What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway? What is wrong with that chicken?"

[Cheesecakess]

Why did the chicken cross the road behind a car?

If i went infront he would get tyred

Lol just made that up on the spot

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!:banana: :banana:

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

Why did the chicken cross the road?To prove that he wasn't a turkey.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To check out his fried eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To save his friends from the chicken house.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To visit his dead rival da TURKEY!
Why did the chicken cross the road?Because he was playing street fighter with a rooster who knew the ultimate move kamehamecockadoodledoooooooooooooo!
Why did the chicken that had no idea what he was cross the road?To join the chicken choping party!
Why did the chicken cross the deserted road? To commit suicide by getting ran over.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To run away from old mc donald!
How did the chicken get interupted when he was crossing the road?The retardid policemmen came and started biting the chikens a$$ saying "u know y I bit ur a$$?Just to say hi"
Why did the chicken cross the road?To check how fast the homo can run.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To save thecockroach that had cancer.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To ignore the sign that keeps staring at him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To drink the worm guts that was near the staring sign.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To escape from chicken school.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To see the plane crash that was aboult to crash on him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To dance with 10:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana: :banana::banana::banana::banana:!

[Ebalere]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: :banana:

[kjzhu9]

1) Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it! DONT JUDGE HIM!

2) Why did the duck cross the road? To prove hes no chicken!

last one...

A cow and a chicken break out of prison together and the only obstacle between them and freedom is A ROAD. The chicken tells the cow to cross it without him and the chicken turned to walk back to prison. Later when he was questioned why, he answered that if he crossed the road, it will raise too many questions.:banana:

[Biuzi]

My Pl related joke: Why did the Mage cross the road?
A: Because all the rangers were yelling, 'revive,'revive'.

[Sanatorium]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It crossed the road because the chicken was feeling confident, it was a nice spring day, traffic was light, visibility was good, all the other chickens crossed the road so naturally this one didn't want to appear anti-social, contrary, and oddly different.

[Ravage]

Funny if you heard Clinton's response to his impeachment accusation

Why did the chicken cross the road?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

[Sigkill]

on the last page.... check it

[Subscriber]

#1 Why did the chicken (PL birdie) cross the road?

To get away from the bears and mages repeatidly telling him to use BREAK ARMOR on Keeper's shield.

#2 Why did the chicken cross the road?

To trade Nightarcher for the prize! Duh.
:):):)

[Conradin]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He looked both ways first ;)

[2TRiCKy]

1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
2. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
3. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Paris hilton: Huh?

IGN: Prestiige

[DOAPSaint]

My old one got deleted

Why did the chicken cross the Road?

Because God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

i posted that one already

[Pumpkin]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
>It was stapled to the hedgehog

Why did the chicken cross the road?
>Why not?

NOW my PL related ones:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
> Because Night had promised it a million worms if it did :p

Why did the bird cross the firepit?
>Because some idiot mage had pulled the Bandit Queen AND King :p

IGN: Misspumpkin 55 Mage
Quackle 27 Dex Birdie

[LEXA]

why gurgox didnt make any noise? cause theres problem with his throat..

[Adana]

why did the chicken cross the road?

how the hell should i know?! im no chickenologist!!

[Jinlac]

Added my first post, i hope i didn't post anyone elses idea, but i read all previous jokes, so i think i'm safe! :)

[superss]

person 1:why did the golem roll down the hill?
person 2: idk why?
person 1: because he wanted to rock and roll! :banana:

[kamikazees]

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To prove to all roadkill that it could be done!

Or if you prefer, my version of what famous people might answer:

OBAMA: Because he wanted change, now!
BUSH: To get on the right side of the road.
FORREST GUMP: He was just runnnnning!
CHRIS BROWN: I was chasing him.
GARY BUSEY: What chicken? Gaaaaa!
TWO-FACE: He only got half way.
BRAD PAISLEY: [music] Life gets you down, cross the road, go to the next 1 stoplight townnnn...
QUEEN ELIZABETH: Because it was proper.
JESSE JAMES (Bullock ex): Hey, don't be so hard on the chicken; you KNEW he was crossing the road! [boo!]
MAGNETO: He was drawn to something on the other side.
JEAN GRAY: Ya, me.
LEEROY JENNNKINS: He just rushed across, I was like ZOMG! And we died.
WILLIAM WALLACE: To invade England!

I'll stop there before it gets any cheesier. Thanks for reading!

[Silentarrow]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
1. It had already crossed it 999 times and wanted
To get to 1000
2. Because if he didnt then the fanatics of the jokkes would have no purpose
3. Because his favorite food is lasnya(or lasagna idk)

[Wicked Caccavari]

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your point of view. The chicken did not cross the road - it transcended it.

Martin Luther King: I invision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

[Tvis]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the devs were across the street signing autographs!!

[braluk]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To find some hot chicks at KFC, thinking it meant Kentucky Fine Chicken. He was a...simple chicken and will be deliciously missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was unsure how to discover if the egg existed first, until it saw a rooster across the street to help him get laid like one.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Becauuuuseeeee.....bird bird bird, bird is the word
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Free plat.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To tell me I won. WHERE MY DAM MONEY AT NIGHTARCHER?

[OverkillED]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get out of Gurgox's growling-kill distance. (and there were no orbs!!! :O)

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To make other chicks forget that he was too chicken to go up a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bin Laden was chasing and shouting "Oooobooobahbahneenjocaht!!!!" at the chicken and pointing a gun up his butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To deliver eggs.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was on a quest with Rango to find water.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To claim the other side Popeye's Chicken Territory.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To peck the cement and make cement worms because he was too poor and got taxed so much to afford real worms. Then he went to the other side and said: "the other side has more worms!!! Nananabooboo!!! Take that u bird government! Im free!!" (this is the stupidest joke yet lol ;))

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eatmorechikin!!! (name of a bird in ladylove's pvp tourney)

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To commit suicide by getting eaten as a CHICKEN BURGER at burger king. Take that u fast food chicken restaurants!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Other bird cannibals were trying to eat him.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
All the str bears, warbirds, and pallys were about to slice the chicken and serve him to a Japanese chicken/sushi restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To became a fruit eating chicken and vegetarian chicken and eat http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/scottorama/emoticons/bananachorusline.gif

Why did the chicken cross the road?
How should I know?!?!? I am out of ideas now so u find out why the chicken crossed the road.

I hope i win.... :cool:
Good luck and http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g171/buzzbait57/Gif%20-%20Emoticons/bananna2.gif rock on guys.

[OverkillED]

:mad: NO COPYING JOKES :mad: (just so y'all know ;))

[OverkillED]

i gotta win this! :p

[OverkillED]

Becauuuuseeeee.....bird bird bird, bird is the word
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

this family guy video is HILARIOUS!!!

[DanielRH]

Well not exactly a chicken cross the road joke... but it is a chicken joke!

A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."

[Nightarcher]

I'm extending the ending date out 24 hours to give a few more people a chance to enter and win a million gold. I will choose a winner and runner-up in an hour from now on Wednesday. :)

[Zeusofire]

Awe man! I don't really have a chance but awe...

[Diodge]

Why did the Turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.

[Zeus]

One thing, I noticed a few of the jokes are googled. Does that count, or no? If so, I might want to change mine. Or are there bonus points for originality?

[Sigkill]

i posted that one already

False, you weren't the one to first post it. Its a common chicken joke on the internet but ill switch it :) and you picked 2 so you should be disqualified

Post a "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke on this thread. It can be witty, funny, whatever you think I'll enjoy the most. Hey, it's hard to make one good. Oh, and please one post per person. PWNED!!!!

[Zeus]

False, you weren't the one to first post it. Its a common chicken joke on the internet but ill switch it :)

Aha! So people are googling them :). Ok, I'm seriously debating switching mine then, to stay in competition.

[Sigkill]

Why did the chicken cross the road?


It doesn't matter I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

[goatycoady]

1. why did the chicken cross the road?
lol because a goat was chasing him wouldn't you run also?

2. why did the chicken cross the road?
because it was a suicidal chicken:/ xD

3. why did the chicken cross the road?
no one knows! chickens are really stupid animals!

4. why did the chicken cross the road?
to tag mysticaldream when he says first one to tag me gets a free pink.

5. THE BEST OF THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!



why did the chicken cross the road??????













hehe





TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WoundedEagle]

Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Because the infamous nightarcher was shooting at him from a tree in Forest Haven :D

[Swimmingstar]

Why did Samhayne cross the road? To get to the :banana:!
Why did Gurgox cross the road? To see people gurgox fart!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his pl game while being chased by chuck norris with Mystery armor!
And the old classic why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he was really dumb and didn't watch for cars!!
And the best why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...boring...

[Nightarcher]

One thing, I noticed a few of the jokes are googled. Does that count, or no? If so, I might want to change mine. Or are there bonus points for originality?

I haven't heard every variation of Chicken-crossing jokes, particularly the ones involving well-known people answering the question, which I quite enjoyed. But I suppose I will have to go see which ones are googled, just because I have more respect for personal creativity and mental agility.

Can you still win with a googled joke? Sure, because there are a lot and many are very good. Keep in mind, it ultimately comes down to the one I enjoy the most. I'll just have to factor in good 'ol Mr. Internet when judging. :)

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Someone could know a commonly-told joke and it be excellent. And someone could make a completely original one and it suck.

[Wicked Caccavari]

I haven't heard every variation of Chicken-crossing jokes, particularly the ones involving well-known people answering the question, which I quite enjoyed. But I suppose I will have to go see which ones are googled, just because I have more respect for personal creativity and mental agility.

Can you still win with a googled joke? Sure, because there are a lot and many are very good. Keep in mind, it ultimately comes down to the one I enjoy the most. I'll just have to factor in good 'ol Mr. Internet when judging. :)

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Someone could know a commonly-told joke and it be excellent. And someone could make a completely original one and it suck.

Over half of these can be found on the internet even if that's not where the person got the idea.

[Gluttony]

Over half of these can be found on the internet even if that's not where the person got the idea.

It's sad but true. People are either Googling them or just slightly modifying another's idea (someone used a similar joke to mine just one post later), in all fairness I did play the Chuck Norris card but I wanted to use it first and have it off limits... /fail.

It's a difficult contest since this is the oldest joke in the book, but that was supposed to make it fun as well as challenging! I was hoping to hear something that was the hands down winner so I could keep it, polish it and call it my own.

[OverkillED]

a few of the jokes are googled

Mine are all original, because its kinda unfair to just search for a joke on the internet and copy it down.

[Otukura]

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because Brooke wouldn't stop shouting ugly chicken! (I'll upload the pic later)

[davidis57]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
She saw big bird on the otherside and fell in love.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
He did not mean to but he farted and ended up on the otherside.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause on the otherside was a sign hotchicks car wash.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause there was a mirror on the otherside he recognized someone he knew by looking into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
He saw a sign in front of a theatre free hot pop corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause he was nearsighted and saw a sign bike repair he thought he read beak repair.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause he was bored and nothing better to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To buy a new ipad his broke and he could not play pl.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
She had to she was being chased by a rooster.

[kamikazees]

Over half of these can be found on the internet even if that's not where the person got the idea.

My post included some famous people responses, all of which should be orginal. I had heard of one for Bill Clinton (which I will not post here!), but tried to come up with my own. If that's not the case, someone call me out and I will gladly replace those jokes. I had a bunch of other celebrities in mind but decided to stop at lucky number 13 to try for the million!

[OverkillED]

i thought 7 was lucky... not 13
@davidis: nice jokes, ooh i got some competition lol ;) did u read my jokes yet?

[ZHEOTARE]

I'm overseas and not sure if the contest is now officially over, but here goes...

Why did the chicken cross the road??
To get away from all the "why did the chicken cross the road jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road??
To get away from the happy rooster

Why did the chicken cross the road??
To get away from all the complaining about non-original jokes. (Had to throw this one in. LOL. Love you all!!)

Why did the chicken cross the road??
It was taking its yearly vacation and had to get to the airport somehow!!

[OverkillED]

i like the third joke

[Zeusofire]

I think the chicken did not succeed at it's attempt to escape why did the chicken cross the road jokes ;)

[OverkillED]

i can agree with that.

[davidis57]

i thought 7 was lucky... not 13
@davidis: nice jokes, ooh i got some competition lol ;) did u read my jokes yet?

Thanks. Mine are original too.

[Gunk]

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:So he didnt have to listen to these lame jokes.

[MadHowler]

:confused: ...I know this one!! Take their hats off. No, wait-- that's popes in a VW. :confused:

5. Well it couldn't very well FLY.

4. Crossing the river was out of the question.

3. It had the right of way

2. It crossed the road to go to a family reunion across the street... at the KFC.

1. The frog's been doing it since 1981 and the chicken didn't want to get shown up.

The better question is: If a chicken crosses a road, and no one is there to see it, does it get to the other side?

[Zeusofire]

ahhh I wanna win but im not gonna!! These are actually good jokes!!!

[OverkillED]

I rlly wanna win

[xyoz]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

because he wanted the 1million gold giveaway...

[Nightarcher]

Okay, time to start judging! I will announce the winner and runner up later today. :)

And to let everyone know, as I didn't say an original joke (Which I should have in hindsight,) all jokes will count, out of fairness to those who posted commonly-known ones or googled them.

I will still pick whichever one I enjoyed the most. :)

[Zeusofire]

Now I'm just gonna keep tapping refreAsh -_-

[Ayc2000]

Now I'm just gonna keep tapping refreAsh -_-

Yes, gl with that. I'm so scared to find out who won...

[Zeus]

Yes, gl with that. I'm so scared to find out who won...

Surprises can be good or bad :(.

[Zeusofire]

To help this go faster... Take only the first 4 pages of jokes and use those ;)

[Nightarcher]

Okay, I have chosen the winners. I will edit the front page within the next half-hour or so (I have something to do) with the winners, as well as some miscellanious awards for most random, weird, relatable, etc. jokes. Stay tuned ;)

[Zeusofire]

I'm tuned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Silentarrow]

My joke
Will probably win for randomness he liked lasagna lol

[Ayc2000]

I'm tuned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol, I am too.
Gosh, I'm nervous! But I like the side awards cause I don't think I got the big prize

[Zeusofire]

I want big one and little ones ;)

[Kossi]

am i too late?

why did the chicken cross the road?
the KFH (kentucky fried human) on that side was better.

[Ayc2000]

Sorry, he picked winners, but I lol'd at KFH

[Zeusofire]

Uve never heard of kfh?????


Its soo good

[Zeusofire]

Just letting u know ur half hour is up ;)

[Nightarcher]

Just letting u know ur half hour is up ;)

Ok the results are up. Sorry I took so long haha ;)

[Zeus]

Ok the results are up. Sorry I took so long haha ;)

Epic! Definitely all were great pics! Glad to see that the rewards probably went to somebody with dire need to them! :)

[ZHEOTARE]

Congrats to Kamikazees!! That was definitely well thought out.

Congrats to all the honorable mentions also!!

[kamikazees]

Thank you very much! I still can't believe I won. I am so excited! Now I can get and test out some new equipment I've been dying (literally while trying to farm it) to use!

And a special thanks to Night for his willingness to share not only his wealth, but also some bright spots of humor in what can sometimes be our boring lives! Great contest and so much fun.

[Zeus]

You guys do know that kamikazees googled that ****. I can give u the link to prove it. Fag no creativity.

Wow, even if he did. He has good taste, be a little courteous. Your going to get yourself banned over a contest.

[Gluttony]

1. Jokes about Chuck Norris
3. Jokes about McDonald's, KFC, or other fast-food joints


Aww how sad, 2 of my jokes fell into the "not creative enough" bin. Guess that's what happens when you post as fast as you can, as if there was an award for promptness! At least my third joke got honorable mention (I was pinning my hopes and dreams on that one); is 1 out of 3 still an F? Congrats winners!

[Gluttony]

You guys do know that kamikazees googled that ****. I can give u the link to prove it. Fag no creativity.

Wow, is there some way to take 1M away from this guy? I mean you did read your jokes didn't you... if not here they are:


1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
2. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
3. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Paris hilton: Huh?

IGN: Prestiige

Talk about no creativity. I mean it's one thing to be sad that you lost, but were you ever really in it?

P.S. I would remove that IGN from the bottom of your posts, your best bet here is anonymity (the devs can't ban you if they can't find you) Gl with that.

Edit: Sorry for the double post, but I didn't want to lump this negative in with my positive.

[Sanatorium]

"6. Jokes about dreaming of a world where a chicken's motives wouldn't be questioned"
I have no idea how that's NOT creative lol.
I read that and I was like "Oh yes, sir... this is creative."
Good winners tho, congrats you two.

[Gluttony]

6. Jokes about dreaming of a world where a chicken's motives wouldn't be questioned
I have no idea how that's NOT creative lol.
I read that and I was like "Oh yes, sir... this is creative."
Good winners tho, congrats you two.

Pretty sure it's googled for one and when it becomes overused I think it gets filed under uncreative. For instance, my Chuck Norris joke, while it was a very cookie cutter use of the Chuck's name in vain if no one else had followed suit it may not have made the list.

[Nightarcher]

"6. Jokes about dreaming of a world where a chicken's motives wouldn't be questioned"
I have no idea how that's NOT creative lol.
I read that and I was like "Oh yes, sir... this is creative."
Good winners tho, congrats you two.

Just to clear this up:

Personally, I think this is one of the most overused response to the joke and I hear it almost as much as the original answer. In other words, I'm sick of it ;)

[OverkillED]

Sigh.. I always dreamed of having that much gold..... :(