Swimmingstar
06-02-2011, 05:34 PM
Please post any jokes here you have. (Please make it appropiate.)
Here's one I have.
Cop: Your going 70 miles per hour that's over the limit
Speeder: I'm just following the sign it says I-70
Cop: That's the highway sign.
Speeder: I'm lucky no one noticed on I-90
Another One
Cop: Your going over the speed limit
Speeder: I just learned how to drive and I'm already goin 70 miles per hour!
Here's one I have.
Cop: Your going 70 miles per hour that's over the limit
Speeder: I'm just following the sign it says I-70
Cop: That's the highway sign.
Speeder: I'm lucky no one noticed on I-90
Another One
Cop: Your going over the speed limit
Speeder: I just learned how to drive and I'm already goin 70 miles per hour!