vulgarstrike
06-09-2011, 12:53 PM
Ever since I've logged in, I've been getting a lower-posterior-load of questions about my droid costume. Therefore, I've decided to make one comprehensive FAQ to answer all your wants and desires. If you have a question that I haven't answered, please shoot me a PM.
Frequently Asked Questions:
How did you get that costume?
I won it in a contest for the best haiku for a promotion for Pocket Legends coming to the android devices. You may read more about it here. (http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?13995-Haiku-Winners-And-Awesome-Runner-Ups!)
But your haiku sucked.
That is not a question.
How do I get that costume?
You can't. It was a promotional reward for a contest.
Are you a dev?
No.
Are you a mod?
No.
Are you a Guardian of Alterra?
I was on a game hiatus when this arrived.
Then what are you?
A supportive and avid player.
Is the costume tradeable?
No.
ZOMGZ LULZ CAN I BUY DAT PL0X
No.
Do you hand out Experia buttons?
No.
Can you switch to the square button?
NO.
Hai where are you?
Playing an instanced game.
You shouldn't wear that costume, it's confusing and rude. You're an idiot and I don't like being mean.(Yes, I actually got this before...)
The devs rewarded me with this costume for my haiku. I would like to enjoy my reward and celebrate Pocket Legends.
Whats the difference between you and the real droid?
The real droids will have red names. RED NAMES.
Where do I find the droid?
Join game.
Filter Townes.
Search Forest Haven.
Sort by highest level.
Enter the one with a 57.
Oh you're the fake droid.
OH LOL YOU'RE THE FAKE EXPERIA BUTTON?
It's a costume. I'm not trying to be an imposter.
Why won't you accept my friend request?
Because... we aren't friends.
Can you show me the droids and differences?
Sure!
http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad344/vulgarstrike/787d16aa.png
You're a dwarf!
This is true!
Frequently Asked Questions:
How did you get that costume?
I won it in a contest for the best haiku for a promotion for Pocket Legends coming to the android devices. You may read more about it here. (http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?13995-Haiku-Winners-And-Awesome-Runner-Ups!)
But your haiku sucked.
That is not a question.
How do I get that costume?
You can't. It was a promotional reward for a contest.
Are you a dev?
No.
Are you a mod?
No.
Are you a Guardian of Alterra?
I was on a game hiatus when this arrived.
Then what are you?
A supportive and avid player.
Is the costume tradeable?
No.
ZOMGZ LULZ CAN I BUY DAT PL0X
No.
Do you hand out Experia buttons?
No.
Can you switch to the square button?
NO.
Hai where are you?
Playing an instanced game.
You shouldn't wear that costume, it's confusing and rude. You're an idiot and I don't like being mean.(Yes, I actually got this before...)
The devs rewarded me with this costume for my haiku. I would like to enjoy my reward and celebrate Pocket Legends.
Whats the difference between you and the real droid?
The real droids will have red names. RED NAMES.
Where do I find the droid?
Join game.
Filter Townes.
Search Forest Haven.
Sort by highest level.
Enter the one with a 57.
Oh you're the fake droid.
OH LOL YOU'RE THE FAKE EXPERIA BUTTON?
It's a costume. I'm not trying to be an imposter.
Why won't you accept my friend request?
Because... we aren't friends.
Can you show me the droids and differences?
Sure!
http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad344/vulgarstrike/787d16aa.png
You're a dwarf!
This is true!