Cebroid
02-09-2016, 04:53 AM
Hey beautiful players all over the world, i though I´ll give it a try, to entertain players a bit...Now that I know how to use spoilers (credits to Suentous PO hehe), I´ll list up some tricky questions, make sure to first think of an answer and then show it afterwards.
If you know some funny and tricky questions I´ll be happy to add them, enjoy it!
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How can you lift an elephant with one hand? It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible? Ever heard of gravity? She kicked it up.
There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible? The two were married.
How can a man go eight days without sleep? By sleeping during the night time
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it? No time at all it is already built.
Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28 days? All months have 28 days.
What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place? Stairs!
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? It will become Wet.
What gets wetter & wetter the more it dries? A towel
What goes up and never comes down? Age!
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? Once. Next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
How many times does the alphabet ‘a’ appear from 0-100. None
A is the father of B. But B is not the son of A. How’s that possible? B is the daughter
A man dressed in all black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly, a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt. How did the car know he was there? It was day time.
A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll? It didn’t roll – since when did roosters start laying eggs?
A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught? Because he was not driving! He’s walking on the sidewalk.
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? The Egg won’t crack the concrete floor!
How much dirt is there in a hole 3 feet deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide? None, or else it wouldn’t be a hole.
If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken? 1 hour! Take the 1st pill right away, half an hour later take the 2nd and half an hour after that the 3rd. Total time spent: 1 hour!
If Mr Smith’s peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones’ yard, who owns the egg? Peacocks don’t lay eggs, just peahens.
If there are 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do you have? The 4 you took.
Larry’s father has five sons named Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty…Guess what would be the name of the fifth? Larry! He would be the fifth son (old one hehe)
What can you never eat for breakfast? Dinner!
Which is heavier, 100 pounds of rocks or 100 pounds of feathers? They both weigh the same – 100 pounds
What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin!
Imagine you are in a sinking row boat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive? Stop imagining!
A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible? The surgeon was his mother.
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Mount Everest was still the highest even though it had not been discovered.
How many animals did Moses take onto the ark? None; Noah was in that story!
How many birth days does the average person have? Just one, all the rest are anniversaries.
How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg? Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn’t make it a leg.
If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors? Survivors generally are never buried.
It was a Sunday morning. Father was getting the mail, mother was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, little brother was playing Nintendo, big brother was playing the guitar, little sister was playing with dolls, and big sister was listening to music. Then everyone went into big sisters room and she was murdered! Who murdered her? The father because it was a Sunday and no one gets mail on Sunday!
Mrs. Smith’s bungalow is decorated entirely in pink. The carpet, lampshades, ceiling, walls etc. are all pink. What color are her stairs? There’s no stairs. Bungalows don’t have a 2nd floor...
That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying? Neither, the accountant was his sister.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow. (I admit, that one is a little deep)
What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed and a toothbrush.
What has 4 wheels & flies? The garbage truck!
What is the maximum number of times a normal sheet of (news)paper can be folded in half by hand? Only once. After that you’re folding it into quarters, eights and so on.
What looks like half an apple? The other half.
What was the (American) President's name in 1960? Exactly the same as today.
Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby? The baby, since he is a little Bigger.
Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina? Because he’s not dead yet.
You have 20 apples in a basket. 20 children come to you and each one of them ask for an apple. You want to give all the apples to each one of them, but still keep one inside the basket? How will you do it? Give all the 19 apples to each one of them and give the basket to the last child with the apple still inside it.
There were 10 birds on a tree. A hunter shot 1. How many were left? 0. The rest of the birds got scared and flew away.
How do you draw a square with 3 lines? You draw a square with 3 lines in the middle. (That´s a cheap one)
There are 5 houses. One is made out of red bricks, one made of blue bricks, one made of yellow bricks, a house of purple bricks, what is the green house made out of? Glass! Because it is a greenhouse! Not a green colored house!
Pretend you had to choose from a room with murderers and lunatics,a room with tigers that have be starved for 3 months and a room with shark tanks. Where would you go? To the room with the tigers that have been starved for 3 months because they would be dead.
What begins with an "e", ends with an "e" and only has one letter in it? An envelope! ;)
A butcher is six feet tall. He has a size 40 waist, wears size 10 shoes and a size 8 hat. What does he weigh? Meat, a butcher weighs meat.
What do Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog have in common? Same middle name.
What is an 10 letter word that has thousands of words in it? Dictionary
Tim, tom and thomas are cultivating the tree! How many ts are in There? There is 1 t in the word there.
When the snow melts what does it become? spring
Why do we drink water? We can't chew or eat it
What is golden but not shiny? A golden retriver
Why don't penguins live in England? Because they're scared of Wales!
why did cinderella get kicked out from the football team? because she ran away from the ball
Be quick and say the first thing that comes to your head - What do cows drink? Water, cows don't drink milk
What happens when you mix c and sun season
What has a head at night but none in the morning? A pillow!
What is the only time friday comes before thursday? The dictionary
What is red and white and can travel the world in 1 night? Santa Clause
Why did the frog fly? It drank red bull. Then why did the snake fly? It ate the frog . Then why did the eagle fly? it has wings
7+6 IS 12 or 7+6 ARE 12? None. 7+6=13
Where was the decloration of independence signed? At the bottom!
If you and me are stupid who is between us? the word and
If a male goat drinks water from the uk eats the grass of usa who has the right on milk A male goat doesn't give milk.
Who was the president of USA before John F. Kennedy was assaninated? John F. Kennedy.
What's in the middle of middle and at the end of end? D.
I am the beginning of the end and the end of time and space. What am I? The letter 'E'.
What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.
There was a Round castle. someone had killed the princess. the prince went around asking. he asked the knight. no i was shining my armor," he asks the queen. "no i was taking my beauty nap." he asked maid. no i was cleaning the corners." who killed her The maid. there are no corners. its a ROUND castle
What kind of concert cost 45 cents? 50 cent ft nickel back
What has one eye but can not see ? a sewing needle
A man wanted to open a window, but he couldn't because he would die. Why? He was in a submarine.
What breaks every time u say it's name? Silence.
A man has lived in his house for many years. He decides to leave and he turns off his light, that night 7 men die, why? He lives in a lighthouse.
What is yours but used by your friends more than you? Your name!
How do you spell your name? Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E
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Hopefully I´ll get some good reputation of you guys, did my best to list up all I found and know. Also tell me which one you liked most and leave a THANKS if you had some fun.
And as i already mentioned, if you know more of those, I´ll be happy to keep my thread updated thx!!
If you know some funny and tricky questions I´ll be happy to add them, enjoy it!
146682
How can you lift an elephant with one hand? It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible? Ever heard of gravity? She kicked it up.
There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible? The two were married.
How can a man go eight days without sleep? By sleeping during the night time
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it? No time at all it is already built.
Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28 days? All months have 28 days.
What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place? Stairs!
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? It will become Wet.
What gets wetter & wetter the more it dries? A towel
What goes up and never comes down? Age!
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? Once. Next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
How many times does the alphabet ‘a’ appear from 0-100. None
A is the father of B. But B is not the son of A. How’s that possible? B is the daughter
A man dressed in all black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly, a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt. How did the car know he was there? It was day time.
A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll? It didn’t roll – since when did roosters start laying eggs?
A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught? Because he was not driving! He’s walking on the sidewalk.
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? The Egg won’t crack the concrete floor!
How much dirt is there in a hole 3 feet deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide? None, or else it wouldn’t be a hole.
If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken? 1 hour! Take the 1st pill right away, half an hour later take the 2nd and half an hour after that the 3rd. Total time spent: 1 hour!
If Mr Smith’s peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones’ yard, who owns the egg? Peacocks don’t lay eggs, just peahens.
If there are 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do you have? The 4 you took.
Larry’s father has five sons named Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty…Guess what would be the name of the fifth? Larry! He would be the fifth son (old one hehe)
What can you never eat for breakfast? Dinner!
Which is heavier, 100 pounds of rocks or 100 pounds of feathers? They both weigh the same – 100 pounds
What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin!
Imagine you are in a sinking row boat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive? Stop imagining!
A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible? The surgeon was his mother.
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Mount Everest was still the highest even though it had not been discovered.
How many animals did Moses take onto the ark? None; Noah was in that story!
How many birth days does the average person have? Just one, all the rest are anniversaries.
How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg? Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn’t make it a leg.
If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors? Survivors generally are never buried.
It was a Sunday morning. Father was getting the mail, mother was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, little brother was playing Nintendo, big brother was playing the guitar, little sister was playing with dolls, and big sister was listening to music. Then everyone went into big sisters room and she was murdered! Who murdered her? The father because it was a Sunday and no one gets mail on Sunday!
Mrs. Smith’s bungalow is decorated entirely in pink. The carpet, lampshades, ceiling, walls etc. are all pink. What color are her stairs? There’s no stairs. Bungalows don’t have a 2nd floor...
That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying? Neither, the accountant was his sister.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow. (I admit, that one is a little deep)
What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed and a toothbrush.
What has 4 wheels & flies? The garbage truck!
What is the maximum number of times a normal sheet of (news)paper can be folded in half by hand? Only once. After that you’re folding it into quarters, eights and so on.
What looks like half an apple? The other half.
What was the (American) President's name in 1960? Exactly the same as today.
Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby? The baby, since he is a little Bigger.
Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina? Because he’s not dead yet.
You have 20 apples in a basket. 20 children come to you and each one of them ask for an apple. You want to give all the apples to each one of them, but still keep one inside the basket? How will you do it? Give all the 19 apples to each one of them and give the basket to the last child with the apple still inside it.
There were 10 birds on a tree. A hunter shot 1. How many were left? 0. The rest of the birds got scared and flew away.
How do you draw a square with 3 lines? You draw a square with 3 lines in the middle. (That´s a cheap one)
There are 5 houses. One is made out of red bricks, one made of blue bricks, one made of yellow bricks, a house of purple bricks, what is the green house made out of? Glass! Because it is a greenhouse! Not a green colored house!
Pretend you had to choose from a room with murderers and lunatics,a room with tigers that have be starved for 3 months and a room with shark tanks. Where would you go? To the room with the tigers that have been starved for 3 months because they would be dead.
What begins with an "e", ends with an "e" and only has one letter in it? An envelope! ;)
A butcher is six feet tall. He has a size 40 waist, wears size 10 shoes and a size 8 hat. What does he weigh? Meat, a butcher weighs meat.
What do Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog have in common? Same middle name.
What is an 10 letter word that has thousands of words in it? Dictionary
Tim, tom and thomas are cultivating the tree! How many ts are in There? There is 1 t in the word there.
When the snow melts what does it become? spring
Why do we drink water? We can't chew or eat it
What is golden but not shiny? A golden retriver
Why don't penguins live in England? Because they're scared of Wales!
why did cinderella get kicked out from the football team? because she ran away from the ball
Be quick and say the first thing that comes to your head - What do cows drink? Water, cows don't drink milk
What happens when you mix c and sun season
What has a head at night but none in the morning? A pillow!
What is the only time friday comes before thursday? The dictionary
What is red and white and can travel the world in 1 night? Santa Clause
Why did the frog fly? It drank red bull. Then why did the snake fly? It ate the frog . Then why did the eagle fly? it has wings
7+6 IS 12 or 7+6 ARE 12? None. 7+6=13
Where was the decloration of independence signed? At the bottom!
If you and me are stupid who is between us? the word and
If a male goat drinks water from the uk eats the grass of usa who has the right on milk A male goat doesn't give milk.
Who was the president of USA before John F. Kennedy was assaninated? John F. Kennedy.
What's in the middle of middle and at the end of end? D.
I am the beginning of the end and the end of time and space. What am I? The letter 'E'.
What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.
There was a Round castle. someone had killed the princess. the prince went around asking. he asked the knight. no i was shining my armor," he asks the queen. "no i was taking my beauty nap." he asked maid. no i was cleaning the corners." who killed her The maid. there are no corners. its a ROUND castle
What kind of concert cost 45 cents? 50 cent ft nickel back
What has one eye but can not see ? a sewing needle
A man wanted to open a window, but he couldn't because he would die. Why? He was in a submarine.
What breaks every time u say it's name? Silence.
A man has lived in his house for many years. He decides to leave and he turns off his light, that night 7 men die, why? He lives in a lighthouse.
What is yours but used by your friends more than you? Your name!
How do you spell your name? Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E
146687
Hopefully I´ll get some good reputation of you guys, did my best to list up all I found and know. Also tell me which one you liked most and leave a THANKS if you had some fun.
And as i already mentioned, if you know more of those, I´ll be happy to keep my thread updated thx!!