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Giggle-Bait: Arcane Legends-Themed Jokes, Cheesey Puns, and (PG-13) Pick-Up Lines
1.) What did Gustav do after somone stole his cane? He took arcane (our cane).
2.) Why did the lucky farmer call in sick to work one morning after farming 5m worth of stuff in AL? He had the runs.
3.) Why do only the professional merchants enjoy the Stronghold in Nordr? Because it's freezing gold.
4.) What happens when someone hires a Shuyal Nott as a mercenary? That's nott your business.
5.) Hey baby, what's kracken?
Have some more? Please share in the comments!!! xD
Batman1709
02-22-2016, 06:39 AM
Giggle-Bait: Arcane Legends-Themed Jokes, Cheesey Puns, and (PG-13) Pick-Up Lines
1.) What did Gustav do after somone stole his cane? He took arcane (our cane).
2.) Why did the lucky farmer call in sick to work one morning after farming 5m worth of stuff in AL? He had the runs.
3.) Why do only the professional merchants enjoy the Stronghold in Nordr? Because it's freezing gold.
4.) What happens when someone hires a Shuyal Nott as a mercenary? That's nott your business.
5.) Hey baby, what's kracken?
Have some more? Please share in the comments!!! xD
Lol nice ones...i loved the fourth one the most though
Good job��
Veenihiv
02-22-2016, 10:28 AM
Awsme :biggrin:
Visiting
02-22-2016, 11:29 AM
PM me for arcane staff IRL :)
Dragoonclaws
02-22-2016, 12:23 PM
1- How do you call a red skin Orc...
Orcane
2- How many cookies can an Orc eat?
He can Nott, Avikk ate them all
3- Quimby lost his boots, How many people are suspects?
2/3 of Arlor Population... Sorcerers don't wear boots
4- What is love?
Spell it backwards... it's Evol (evil)
5- If a warrior farts in a map while being alone, does it produce a sound?
No, since we play with the music/sound off
Schnitzel
02-22-2016, 06:45 PM
1- How do you call a red skin Orc...
Orcane
2- How many cookies can an Orc eat?
They can Nott, Avikk ate them all
3- Quimby lost his boots, How many people are suspects?
2/3 of Arlor Population... Sorcerers don't wear boots
4- What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no moar
5- If a warrior farts in a map while being alone, does it produce a sound?
No, since we play with the music/sound off
I corrected #4 for you
Trenton
02-22-2016, 08:06 PM
You guys must be great at parties
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