Wise quotes

[Unxtoxic]

So this is a thread where you post any wise quotes you have ever heard. I will start it:
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Thanks to shinsu for the great and wise quote!

[JaytB]

Don't ask what PL can do for you, ask what you can do for PL :)

[Valiksuhr]

We the willing, are in the knowing that we are doing the impossible for the ungratful. We have trained for so long, with so little, we can now do anything with nothing.

[Survivorfan]

The real Pharcyde is 56 ;)

[Zaltiar]

This isn't really a "wise" quote. But a quote nonetheless.

- ಠ_ಠ "i've got my eye on you buddy"
- "oh im flattered, but i dont swing that way cha chi"

and one of my favorites.

lets agree to disagree?

[Redbridge]

Here's one I saw & liked

"It's not what you do, it's how you do it. It's not what you see, it's how you look at it. It's not how your life is, it's how you live it."

[RueMorgue]

"A man who stands for nothing, falls for anything". I think it's Churchill...

[xero]

"Never kill fly with cannon" - Confucius

[Swimmingstar]

Never talk to strangers in reality is that a quote lol made it up

[Finneri]

"You've enemies? Good. Atleast you've done something worthy in your life."

-Churchill (I think)

[Zaltiar]

"Confucius say: you go to jail bad boy!"
- Russel Peter

[Lowlyspy]

"what you talkin bout willace?"

Lol jk

"ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." -President John F. Kennedy

[xero]

"The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself." President Harry S. Truman

[xero]

"Baseball no good! Man not meant to have four balls!" -Confucius

[Suntv]

"Your ego is writing checks, your body can't cash"

[ZeraJade]

Don't lend items to 'friends' you can't punch in the face.

Is that too violent for the forum? :)

[ZeraJade]

Oh and I found this hysterical:

Less QQ, more pew pew.

Haha still makes me grin :)

[noobmigo]

"Baseball no good! Man not meant to have four balls!" -Confucius

Heh, baseball no good. Man with four balls cannot walk.

[Register]

Its not the labels. Its the individuals. -S.E. Hinton

[kinawarrior]

Success is measured in cans, not carrots.

[im4broke]

"What monstrosities would walk this earth if men's faces were as unfinished as their minds."

Sorry folks, forgot who the philosopher is.

[Unxtoxic]

Great quotes :) some of them confused me but..... Most are very inspirational. Keep on posting your favorite quotes :)

[Xymorg]

"The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself." President Harry S. Truman

FDR, not Truman. Truman was the Heat/Kitchen/get out thing.

"Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"

[YYZ????]

"If you ain't dyin, you ain't tryin!" muttered in Shadow Caves.

[Unxtoxic]

I got another quote can't remember where it's from but here it is: "don't bite the hand that feeds you" weird quote but I thinks it's very true :)

[Valiksuhr]

"I am an unlimited man in a limited universe" from the scifi short story "The Man Who Rowed Columbus Ashore."

[Lowlyspy]

"Never bring a knife to a chuck-norris-roundhouse-kick-in-the-face fight"

[Valiksuhr]

"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." -Stephen King

[Otukura]

"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." -Stephen King

You made my day.

[Fatpigwarrior]

IDK i heard this dunno if it is wise

Criticising is easy. Art is hard.

[kinawarrior]

I got another quote can't remember where it's from but here it is: "don't bite the hand that feeds you" weird quote but I thinks it's very true :)

Trent Reznor?

Here are some others I like:

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. (I soooo want to say this to my wife sometime, but I'm afraid lol)
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (not the equal part, it's just funny)

[CanonicalKoi]

From PL--"Why are you running? You're a *bird*!!! Stuff runs from *us*!!!!" Or a variant from a friend, "What are you running for--you're a tank! Take the damage!"

Favorite Latin Quote -- "Aut viam inveniam aut faciam." (I'll either find a way or make one.)

[Valiksuhr]

Heard this a long time ago from a radio evangelist -

"How many times do you have to be hit in the head before you realize you're being hit in the head?"

[mathewcorp]

"Yeah, well if I had wheels I would be a wagon."- Craig from southpark.

There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened. Douglas Adams.

[Roasty]

"By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail" -Benjamin Franklin

Ever since I've heard that quote, Ben has become one of my idols :D

[Unxtoxic]

"By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail" -Benjamin Franklin

Ever since I've heard that quote, Ben has become one of my idols :D

Love that quote :)

[Valiksuhr]

Not wise but funny. Just saw it in a commercial.

"The War of the Sexes is over and we won when women started to pole dance for exercise"

[Gladdos]

"Every man has died, but not every man has lived."

[zuesmirza]

Failure is an opportunity to start again more intelligently...

Dedicated to me when I was fighting galactic overlord the 1st time..

[Simnar]

"i can kill to stones with one bird"

[Simnar]

"i can kill to stones with one bird"


goin in my sig

[Simnar]

"when hunters become the hunted"

[Zaltiar]

"When haunters become Gengars"

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[Ellyidol]

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do judge them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." - River Island sign. Lol

[Zaltiar]

walk a mile in their shoes. you might like high-heels. :|

[Valiksuhr]

"Who watches the Watchmen?"

[CanonicalKoi]

"Who watches the Watchmen?"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Latin ftw! :)

[Zaltiar]

Que sera, sera. One if my favorite quotes.

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