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konafez
03-01-2016, 05:01 AM
Recently rumors have surfaced of a new pet (experimental 123 or arcane flounder)
So I hired some very sneaky rogues with cameras and sent them to work..and the evidence is mounting
Here we see pictures from test site number one the "they call it the dead city for a reason" test
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Shortly after this test Maldiron made a large insurance claim and zombie contracters have been sighted near his castle..
Test number two, the "one less krakin island to worry about" test
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Sources say statements from captain Raven have been hushed
Test number three, the " what's this button do" test
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My agents put themselves in great personal danger to collect this information and I would like the A.R.S.E.S opinion on this
coulou5
03-01-2016, 06:30 AM
An entire post without any mention of cake?
konafez
03-01-2016, 06:55 AM
Word is reaching me now from a source that wishes to remain nameless inside the Bejorin memorial medical center in Krag
And I quote
"Last week several Sts workers showed up for treatment for burns and abrasions,seo was treated with health pots and released , remi had her eyebrows burnt off, and just g glowed in the dark for a week but other wise was unharmed "
I will continue to look into this issue with due diligence.. nothing will stop me from un covering this new pet
(Though i might be sidetracked by cake)
Word is reaching me now from a source that wishes to remain nameless inside the Bejorin memorial medical center in Krag
And I quote
"Last week several Sts workers showed up for treatment for burns and abrasions,seo was treated with health pots and released , remi had her eyebrows burnt off, and just g glowed in the dark for a week but other wise was unharmed "
I will continue to look into this issue with due diligence.. nothing will stop me from un covering this new pet
(Though i might be sidetracked by cake)
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Coalhouse
03-01-2016, 09:23 AM
If this is an example of "Arcane Flounder's" AA, I think we should all be afraid. Very afraid.
konafez
03-01-2016, 03:32 PM
A real horosho! (A clockwork orange referance )
But I have reports trickling in of a fourth test.. the "woops we did it again" test
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In this picture we see Sts agents fleeing the test site
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Hey you don't get HD pics from a mage hideing in a barrel!
I find these tests disturbing..have the Nott loosed a new pet on the realm or is this a genetic experiment ...I'm starting to smell a cover up (or cake..I'm not sure..they smell alike)
Sts couldent be reached for comets ..and when we questioned seo, he made reference to our questionable parentage then shot a fireball at us....
But we will never stop and never give up! The truth is out there! ( cue x file music)
Eternyl
03-01-2016, 05:14 PM
A protective team of rogues were seen escorting Jerek the miner through the Halls of Valheim, leaving only a trail of small dust particles that undoubtedly fell from Jerek's mining satchel.
After close examination, Shazbot informed us that these particles came from an unknown source of arcane energy. We then consulted Woodruff the beastmaster for his knowledge on the many pet-species roaming throughout Arlor.
"We've only scratched the surface, and, at the end of the day, there's still much to be discovered about these animals with arcane energy coursing through their veins. However, we do believe this arcane energy to be different, or somehow modified, from our current understanding of the genetic model."
- Woodruff
I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
konafez
03-01-2016, 06:29 PM
A protective team of rogues were seen escorting Jerek the miner through the Halls of Valheim, leaving only a trail of small dust particles that undoubtedly fell from Jerek's mining satchel.
After close examination, Shazbot informed us that these particles came from an unknown source of arcane energy. We then consulted Woodruff the beastmaster for his knowledge on the many pet-species roaming throughout Arlor.
"We've only scratched the surface, and, at the end of the day, there's still much to be discovered about these animals with arcane energy coursing through their veins. However, we do believe this arcane energy to be different, or somehow modified, from our current understanding of the genetic model."
- Woodruff
I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
This is arlorian investigative journalism at its finest!
We will not stop until the truth is uncovered ..my team is hard at work as we speak ( well after our snack break..we stopped for cake)
Konafez ...arlorian journalist
konafez
03-01-2016, 10:30 PM
Recently seo was found wandering the glinstone mines looking lost and confused ..when I stopped him and asked for a comment I was told my cake would be taken and I would be beat about the head and shoulders with a turnip ..
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(Seo looking confused)
After I was chased from the mines I herd a loud bang ( mabey it was a boom...or more of a blam..)
And snapped this picture
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I feel like I'm getting closer to the truth every day! I will uncover this new and dangerous pet ..I bet my cake on it! ( well not all my cake..but some of it...well a little of it...no its my cake! Its all mine!)
This is getting serious. No joke.
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/01/f426ab94ccd67fcf282cdca684d8ea33.jpg
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
konafez
03-02-2016, 02:26 AM
This is getting serious. No joke.
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/01/f426ab94ccd67fcf282cdca684d8ea33.jpg
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
O.O see! (Hires coffee to help investigate with promises of gallons of fresh coffee)
Xinghvn
03-02-2016, 04:01 AM
an arcane flounder?!, does that mean that in future times all the rare and epic pets will have an arcane version of themselves?
konafez
03-02-2016, 04:28 AM
an arcane flounder?!, does that mean that in future times all the rare and epic pets will have an arcane version of themselves?
We are not sure if this is some genetic experiment or something loosed on the world when nox built the Stargate in the basement .
At this time only two things are clear.. one there is a cover up ..and two..I'm out of cake and need more
konafez
03-02-2016, 08:05 AM
Coffeegirl and I were in tindrin trying to decide how best to track down this dangerous and elusive pet..when we were struck by a huge blast wave
(Coffee snapped this pic wile flying through the air)
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My vanity was blown off and I still can't find my helm..coffeegirl landed in a tree ( you ever try to get a rogue out of a tree?? Its not a easy task!)
I think this was a warning to us..a attempt to shut our investigation down..
But we will not stop.. Sts has become the smoking man to my Fox Moulder (a x files reference)
Coalhouse has mobilized the A.R.S.E.S and we will not fail!
Hoardseeker
03-02-2016, 08:47 AM
This is getting serious. No joke.
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/01/f426ab94ccd67fcf282cdca684d8ea33.jpg
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
http://ideatube.science/wp/g9PkrNd.jpg
Mel030
03-02-2016, 03:24 PM
http://ideatube.science/wp/g9PkrNd.jpg
Who mentions my name?? :O
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konafez
03-03-2016, 02:25 AM
Dragon and I were in geretta today, talking about cake when a explosion rocked the town (I don't mean rocked in the cool way!)
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After much flailing about...and having to remove a fork from dragons lung...we got this picture.
In the background we think we see a pet leaving the scene ( it seems this pet lives in out of focus and fogy areas)
I think we are closer than ever before!
( sends coffeegirl and dragonclaws on a mission to help catch this pet)
I've been working on some serious research in Kelys. So when I got the call/update from Kona...it presented a nice break from the daily grind.
I've interviewed some locals & I'm getting reports of strange dimensional anomalies appearing in and around The Splintered Tree Tavern. Rest assured, fine citizens...no mug will go unturned.
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/03/43958c84df987ed93cae92fe41c304d9.jpg
I spoke with Rowan to see if he has heard of any disturbances of the transdimensional kind...he was quite shocked by my line of questioning as you can see on this still photo. He quickly rushed away, simply saying 'No comment!'
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/03/fc33eda435f12fb36c6993897821e9c2.jpg
I did find something you might find interesting...not sure what it is but it was pulsating. I've included a couple pics. Patrons acted as if they couldn't see it?....can you all see it??!...I might still have a concussion though.
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/03/c0e6dcf6054da1f07b2c4c3e65dbab1f.jpg
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/03/30114beb6c42852a6af0f2a21e49a8d1.jpg
That's all I have from Kelys. Now to find that cute bearded blue barista and have him put some fireballs under this coffee cup.
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
konafez
03-03-2016, 09:44 AM
I've been working on some serious research in Kelys. So when I got the call/update from Kona...it presented a nice break from the daily grind.
I've interviewed some locals & I'm getting reports of strange dimensional anomalies appearing in and around The Splintered Tree Tavern. Rest assured, fine citizens...no mug will go unturned.
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/03/43958c84df987ed93cae92fe41c304d9.jpg
I spoke with Rowan to see if he has heard of any disturbances of the transdimensional kind...he was quite shocked by my line of questioning as you can see on this still photo. He quickly rushed away, simply saying 'No comment!'
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/03/fc33eda435f12fb36c6993897821e9c2.jpg
I did find something you might find interesting...not sure what it is but it was pulsating. I've included a couple pics. Patrons acted as if they couldn't see it?....can you all see it??!...I might still have a concussion though.
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/03/c0e6dcf6054da1f07b2c4c3e65dbab1f.jpg
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/03/30114beb6c42852a6af0f2a21e49a8d1.jpg
That's all I have from Kelys. Now to find that cute bearded blue barista and have him put some fireballs under this coffee cup.
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
Coffee, I think you are onto something! The proverbial thread that will unravel the whole sweater! The icing on the cake! (Mmmmm cake....) ....what was I saying....?
Oh yes! Very good job coffee! You put latte hard work Into this!
xnorwayx
03-03-2016, 12:58 PM
Keep going guys!!! You might find arcane flounder soon!
konafez
03-04-2016, 05:33 AM
Today some disturbing events took place....
We were set to have a meeting with a agent from Sts who wishes to remain nameless, juicy,coffee,dragon and I were gathered in a undisclosed location waiting for the agent to arrive when.....
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Dragon was stunned, coffee had to use heal pots...I had to respawn at start ..juicy was launched into space (becoming the first mango to orbit the planet) and should land next week (if he makes his re entry window )
Was this a attempt on our lives? Was it a sett up ? Or another test gone wrong...
My questions to Sts still go unanswered, there silence speaks volumes....
Mabey the new client will hold the answers.........if were not all blasted to bits before its released