noobmigo
07-10-2011, 02:37 PM
Whale com to Pee-Ell Fun Facts, Version WUNN! If you read through this whole thing, you git a cookie!
Some of this stuff is a joke. You'll see the (J) tag by it.
Also, dear oldies, please do not insult this. Most of the newbs might not know this stuff, but you guys probably do. ^^ I'm just VAREY BOARD.
A Jewel Thief's Wing sometimes has more armor than a Conquerer's Shield AT THE SAME LEVEL (JT Crystalline Wing, Conquerer's Crystalline Shield.
(J) Warriors weigh APPROXIMATELY 450 Lbs.
It is NOT POSSIBLE to have 0 armor.
It is NOT POSSIBLE to have 0 damage done to you in PvP. Except by a torch.
Stomp leaves cracks in the floor. That is how it is determined that Warriors weigh Approximately 450 lbs. as well.
(J)Noobmigo is actually short for Noobilocity Amigohfunnzorg.
If you observe closely, it seems that some zombies can THROW THINGS.
You USED TO BE ABLE TO GO THROUGH THE WALLS
Dreamer's Witch Toad Tiara's USED TO LOOK LIKE UGLY HOODS.
Archer's have a SLIGHT LIMP and look as if they are hopping between steps.
There are a couple EASTER EGGS in PL, like a certain NPC in Balefort Castle, for example.
(J)Elves are physically nicely shaped women or fat men.
You can PUKE WHILE DEAD.
They have reduced GCD by about 50% or something since it first came out.
There used to be a pillar in Halloween Map, and it would NOT LET YOU OUT IF YOU WENT IN IT!
Elves, Avians, and Warriors all laugh in a different way when the laugh emote is used. I think the Elves laugh is slightly....Wewt?
(J)(.......)(.......) <---I'm not sure what this has to do with PL, but it's a stitched bootie. Or Mr. Krabbs eyes. It depends on how you interpret it. :confused:
The devs have claimed to have a "Teleportto" Command. /TELEPORTTO!
You used to be able to clear Plasma Pyramid all the way through with an all Level 20 Twink Party. Talk about nerf.
Sandstone Caves is much harder than Plasma Pyramid.
The conquerer's Ironrock shield (Level 19) Has the same stats AND ARMOR of the Conquerer's Crystalline shield, Level 25.
Barrels have the same HP as your level, CAPPED AT 50. Talk about weak sauce. Also that's a big bang for your buck.
All characters are Right Handed, except for those playing the banjo.
Pappy Scalefield has a gun, but hits people with the jug in his hand.
If you look closely at the Loading Screen, you can find the next update's date. Please don't spend too much time looking for it, as I'm just kidding.
(J)The running man is actually still running from Frogmar back before the nerf. He just doesn't know about the nerf, which is why he's STILL RUNNING.
Some of this stuff is a joke. You'll see the (J) tag by it.
Also, dear oldies, please do not insult this. Most of the newbs might not know this stuff, but you guys probably do. ^^ I'm just VAREY BOARD.
A Jewel Thief's Wing sometimes has more armor than a Conquerer's Shield AT THE SAME LEVEL (JT Crystalline Wing, Conquerer's Crystalline Shield.
(J) Warriors weigh APPROXIMATELY 450 Lbs.
It is NOT POSSIBLE to have 0 armor.
It is NOT POSSIBLE to have 0 damage done to you in PvP. Except by a torch.
Stomp leaves cracks in the floor. That is how it is determined that Warriors weigh Approximately 450 lbs. as well.
(J)Noobmigo is actually short for Noobilocity Amigohfunnzorg.
If you observe closely, it seems that some zombies can THROW THINGS.
You USED TO BE ABLE TO GO THROUGH THE WALLS
Dreamer's Witch Toad Tiara's USED TO LOOK LIKE UGLY HOODS.
Archer's have a SLIGHT LIMP and look as if they are hopping between steps.
There are a couple EASTER EGGS in PL, like a certain NPC in Balefort Castle, for example.
(J)Elves are physically nicely shaped women or fat men.
You can PUKE WHILE DEAD.
They have reduced GCD by about 50% or something since it first came out.
There used to be a pillar in Halloween Map, and it would NOT LET YOU OUT IF YOU WENT IN IT!
Elves, Avians, and Warriors all laugh in a different way when the laugh emote is used. I think the Elves laugh is slightly....Wewt?
(J)(.......)(.......) <---I'm not sure what this has to do with PL, but it's a stitched bootie. Or Mr. Krabbs eyes. It depends on how you interpret it. :confused:
The devs have claimed to have a "Teleportto" Command. /TELEPORTTO!
You used to be able to clear Plasma Pyramid all the way through with an all Level 20 Twink Party. Talk about nerf.
Sandstone Caves is much harder than Plasma Pyramid.
The conquerer's Ironrock shield (Level 19) Has the same stats AND ARMOR of the Conquerer's Crystalline shield, Level 25.
Barrels have the same HP as your level, CAPPED AT 50. Talk about weak sauce. Also that's a big bang for your buck.
All characters are Right Handed, except for those playing the banjo.
Pappy Scalefield has a gun, but hits people with the jug in his hand.
If you look closely at the Loading Screen, you can find the next update's date. Please don't spend too much time looking for it, as I'm just kidding.
(J)The running man is actually still running from Frogmar back before the nerf. He just doesn't know about the nerf, which is why he's STILL RUNNING.