Dragoonclaws
04-05-2016, 10:04 AM
Just to be sure everyone understands, none of these bugs are necessarily real. Please report real bugs in the bug section.
So I am inviting the community to imagine a funny bug. It doesnt have to be a real one. It could be a totally irrealistic hilarious fictive bug.
So the game starts in 3.. 2.. 1... GO!
First hilarious fictive bug: In a duel, Nekro grants a shield to both players xD
Next one: Arcane Deary can teleport you to the tutorial map xD
SnS healing both players and banishing them in PvE.
Munch Mouth re-uniting with Jadis Gearloose's MM robot.
Remiem's charged aim shot "accidentally" one shots her.
My nekro...Ditching me for another nekro D:
Vroom's IGN actually working in game and giving him a 350% speed boost :O
Your IGN giving you Beyblade's Dragoon claws.
Ferrix becomes desperate to hug Rutger...
Bosses now have Arcane PETS related to their expansion and the pets level is scaled like the map xD (how screwed are we 0.o)
All player start from lvl 1 again :D
Dragoonclaws Edit: Imagine this when expansion opens 0.o
HUgthulu spawning in deary portal!
2x elite captain kroms ganging each other with their wolf packs.
Buying plat gets you banned, lol!
Rutger's double starts fighting the original Rutger xD
Nightshades as summons cake, but then he eats it himself
infinity lockeds on deary island
^^^^ Nasty but funny-ish (still keeping it)
Command /Killall accidentally work [emoji23]
Random mobs proc "reality!"- rogues are crippled by their obvious scholiosis, Warriors suffer from lack of cardio and rest,
Mages topple and can't stand up
When using Squeakem' and Squishem AA, the squirrels fetch the nuts before you do (as the nuts were drops)
Planar pendants gem drops summon gnomes who pick up the gems before you do!
Enemy can eat your packs or be healed by you in PvP xD !
The beetles in Underhul charm your pet, which now fights against you.
Dragoonclaws Edit: There goes a dance to charm the females 0.o and they team up against you xD aaahh love
All the portals are messed up and send you to random dungeons and towns.
when you loot 3 locks in km3 from each boss the elusive 4 will pop out and kill you before you can go near the locks (OHHH the agony of farming lol)
Warriors snipe crit and 1 hit rog n mages, Rogue heals mana, Mage tanks :D
Dunno if someone said this already,
Samael's passive healing effect removes hp from the player
Samael banishes its owner.. In PVP.
Firing Kraag cannons hits random players and mobs in Dead City zones.
Rogues glint set bonus cast 3 aimed shots just like the 3 axes of Warriors. Who wants a 1 on 1?
All eggs in the game become deary eggs...
Klaas and Shazbot gives "Jynx" elixir meaning your legendary stuff will be rerrolled onto common junk.
And you will lose exp as you fight, and brackenridge mobs can 2 hit you.
Having a deary portal spawned when you kill jadis takes you to the elite underhul and you can get an arcane cryogem ring from the elite gold chests.
Socerers have rogue bodies, Rogues have warrior bodies, Warriors have sorcerer bodies. Musical heads and bodies!
If u hit klass or shazbots more than 10x time...they will hit u back
Infinite coffee loot.
Dogs with thumbs would make you coffee, cats with thumbs would steal your car.
The sappling from the sorcerer's Healing Mastery can revive a player 0.0
All portals have a chance to drop teleport you to a random town xD (so the portal in Stronghold, City of Kelys, Rook's Nest, Gold Mine, Planar Arena)
Two animation bugs that actually happened:
Warriors Skyward Smash kept you in the air for 3-5 seconds, like a Michael Jordan dunk. You'd just hang there, as a mob looked up at your for an uncomfortable amount of time, then, you'd drop the hammer on them. It was so funny to see Warriors suspended in air just waiting to drop.
Warriors swing no long swung their weapon, instead, they'd punch as if they didn't have a weapon. If you had an Arcane Maul, instead of smashing it down, you'd punch enemies. Bulwark? Nope, just a punch. You could have the deadliest weapon in the game, and instead, you'd just punch away.
Dragoonclaws Edit: You deserve a cookie, master
Your friend list and your ignore list are reversed.
Mage gale blows them across the map from brackenridge to shuyal
When you buying potion your gold increase instead of reducing gold, work on all items that buyed from nps :D if this bug exist then the tommorow the game is closed haha
All pets can die, except Nekro, Magma, Grimm and Gloom since they are undead monsters... Hey! Why don't we have the undead pet APs? Collecting all 4 of those pets grants +250 APs.
So I am inviting the community to imagine a funny bug. It doesnt have to be a real one. It could be a totally irrealistic hilarious fictive bug.
So the game starts in 3.. 2.. 1... GO!
First hilarious fictive bug: In a duel, Nekro grants a shield to both players xD
Next one: Arcane Deary can teleport you to the tutorial map xD
SnS healing both players and banishing them in PvE.
Munch Mouth re-uniting with Jadis Gearloose's MM robot.
Remiem's charged aim shot "accidentally" one shots her.
My nekro...Ditching me for another nekro D:
Vroom's IGN actually working in game and giving him a 350% speed boost :O
Your IGN giving you Beyblade's Dragoon claws.
Ferrix becomes desperate to hug Rutger...
Bosses now have Arcane PETS related to their expansion and the pets level is scaled like the map xD (how screwed are we 0.o)
All player start from lvl 1 again :D
Dragoonclaws Edit: Imagine this when expansion opens 0.o
HUgthulu spawning in deary portal!
2x elite captain kroms ganging each other with their wolf packs.
Buying plat gets you banned, lol!
Rutger's double starts fighting the original Rutger xD
Nightshades as summons cake, but then he eats it himself
infinity lockeds on deary island
^^^^ Nasty but funny-ish (still keeping it)
Command /Killall accidentally work [emoji23]
Random mobs proc "reality!"- rogues are crippled by their obvious scholiosis, Warriors suffer from lack of cardio and rest,
Mages topple and can't stand up
When using Squeakem' and Squishem AA, the squirrels fetch the nuts before you do (as the nuts were drops)
Planar pendants gem drops summon gnomes who pick up the gems before you do!
Enemy can eat your packs or be healed by you in PvP xD !
The beetles in Underhul charm your pet, which now fights against you.
Dragoonclaws Edit: There goes a dance to charm the females 0.o and they team up against you xD aaahh love
All the portals are messed up and send you to random dungeons and towns.
when you loot 3 locks in km3 from each boss the elusive 4 will pop out and kill you before you can go near the locks (OHHH the agony of farming lol)
Warriors snipe crit and 1 hit rog n mages, Rogue heals mana, Mage tanks :D
Dunno if someone said this already,
Samael's passive healing effect removes hp from the player
Samael banishes its owner.. In PVP.
Firing Kraag cannons hits random players and mobs in Dead City zones.
Rogues glint set bonus cast 3 aimed shots just like the 3 axes of Warriors. Who wants a 1 on 1?
All eggs in the game become deary eggs...
Klaas and Shazbot gives "Jynx" elixir meaning your legendary stuff will be rerrolled onto common junk.
And you will lose exp as you fight, and brackenridge mobs can 2 hit you.
Having a deary portal spawned when you kill jadis takes you to the elite underhul and you can get an arcane cryogem ring from the elite gold chests.
Socerers have rogue bodies, Rogues have warrior bodies, Warriors have sorcerer bodies. Musical heads and bodies!
If u hit klass or shazbots more than 10x time...they will hit u back
Infinite coffee loot.
Dogs with thumbs would make you coffee, cats with thumbs would steal your car.
The sappling from the sorcerer's Healing Mastery can revive a player 0.0
All portals have a chance to drop teleport you to a random town xD (so the portal in Stronghold, City of Kelys, Rook's Nest, Gold Mine, Planar Arena)
Two animation bugs that actually happened:
Warriors Skyward Smash kept you in the air for 3-5 seconds, like a Michael Jordan dunk. You'd just hang there, as a mob looked up at your for an uncomfortable amount of time, then, you'd drop the hammer on them. It was so funny to see Warriors suspended in air just waiting to drop.
Warriors swing no long swung their weapon, instead, they'd punch as if they didn't have a weapon. If you had an Arcane Maul, instead of smashing it down, you'd punch enemies. Bulwark? Nope, just a punch. You could have the deadliest weapon in the game, and instead, you'd just punch away.
Dragoonclaws Edit: You deserve a cookie, master
Your friend list and your ignore list are reversed.
Mage gale blows them across the map from brackenridge to shuyal
When you buying potion your gold increase instead of reducing gold, work on all items that buyed from nps :D if this bug exist then the tommorow the game is closed haha
All pets can die, except Nekro, Magma, Grimm and Gloom since they are undead monsters... Hey! Why don't we have the undead pet APs? Collecting all 4 of those pets grants +250 APs.