Mindless blatherings of a caffeinated mind...

[Java]

I am something right now, but I wouldn't call it "functional."

[Java]

Theory: You can substitute 'coffee' for the word 'party' in any song about the latter.

[Java]

Not kidding when I say I'm held together with coffee and duct tape.

[Faliziaga]

Not kidding when I say I'm held together with coffee and duct tape.

Haha, me too. In my former life I was more radical, I used a tacker.

[Java]

Haha, me too. In my former life I was more radical, I used a tacker.
Hardcore!! [emoji38]

[Java]

Making coffee is the morning equivalent of securing your own oxygen mask first, before assisting others.

[Java]

"The people who must never have power are the humorless."- Christopher Hitchens

[Java]

If I could only quantum-entangle the adenosine receptors of my brain without about ten baristas, I'd never get a headache again. >:-c

[iamsorry]

well hi lol

[Java]

I am a modern day samurai Superman Bat-ninja of nearly useless taskery.

[Shadowfaux]

Well, I'm glad you found your niche

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-

[Java]

Coffee is like the force: it surrounds us, it binds us and with enough of it you can kill people with mind bullets.

[Java]

'No more coffee.' Words *can* hurt.

[Java]

You will never guess what I am drinking. Hint: it's brown.

[Java]

If Star Trek were really a utopia, Picard wouldn't even have to ask for his tea. The computer would know.

[Shadowfaux]

I figured you would say that if Star Trek was a Utopia Picard would be asking for coffee because tea wouldn't exist....

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-

[Java]

I figured you would say that Star Trek was a Utopia Picard would be asking for coffee because tea wouldn't exist....

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-
I am a big fan of earl grey tea as well. [emoji5] [emoji477]

[Shadowfaux]

As am I, and like any true geek of my age I first tried it because of that show

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-

[Java]

Life is full of hard decisions like should I just eat these coffee beans straight from the bag or should I add them to water?

[Java]

Adenosine receptors, meet your new intern Caffeine. He'll be replacing Sleep, who just took a full-time position with another firm.

[Java]

Coffee girl vs. Monday morning .. Round one: COFFEE!

[Stephencobear]

I like my coffee so black it gets racially profiled

[Java]

Coffee: The only hero brave enough to protect us from the tyranny of triptophen. Happy Thanksgiving!!

[Java]

Get thee within me, caffeine!

[Kemz]

Pour some coffee in my cup and let's chat.

[Java]

Pour some coffee in my cup and let's chat.
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[Kemz]

Hot, black, sweet, expensive.. very tasty (:

[Java]

If caffeine doesn't solve it, was it really a problem?

[Java]

Remember when coffee worked?

[Java]

I'm pretty sure that coffee is a depressant...but i can cure it by refilling my cup!!

[Shadowfaux]

Are u putting coffee in ur Nathan Fillion coffee mug? [emoji14]

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"- IGN: Azurenova

[Java]

On this road let the Heart be your guide
For the body is hesitant and full of fear.

---Rumi

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[Java]

I was not asleep. I was meditating on unconsciousness.

---Paul Bourget

[Java]

Top Secret Turnpike: If We Tolled You We'd Have to Kill You

#tx130

[Java]

'First rule of robot fight club, don't talk about robot fight club.'

[venossgamer]

intresting very very

[venossgamer]

but i never undestood

[Java]

T'is the season for GAMING! ---"And lo, they did seat themselves at the personal computer" "and they did game for five days and five nights that they may bring glory unto the Lord by pwning noobs".

[Java]

Coffee. Black. In ceramic vessels. My favorite Christmas tradition.

[Armourslash]

Guessing you don't live in the UK then!

The weather in the UK is awful, it hasn't snowed in the winter in 4 years :/. Last winter it snowed in the spring (climate change is really getting out of hand in the UK).

[KingFu]

Last winter it snowed in the spring

:confused:
.

[Suentous PO]

The weather in the UK is awful, it hasn't snowed in the winter in 4 years :/. Last winter it snowed in the spring .

This is what happens when you use the metric system

[Java]

Pour coffee on my head until things make sense. #firsthangoverof2017

[Java]

Time to solve the mystery of the rapidly decaffeinating bloodstream.

[Java]

I'm going to telepathically control one of you and make you drink an extra cup of coffee this morning. But who?

[XghostzX]

You really like your coffee thread^ :)

[Java]

You know you are watching too many zombie movies when you find yourself testing everything in the house for weapon efficiency.

[Java]

The Weather Channel is forecasting snow showers on Friday in the southeast, maybe y'all will have to shovel some global warming off the driveway.

[Java]

And now for my special porridge. All you need are espresso beans, water and a cup for a balanced breakfast.

[Shadowfaux]

Sounds Mighty complicated. What do you call that there concoction? [emoji14]

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"- IGN: Azurenova

[Java]

Prepare for emergency saucer separ- sorry, I meant to say that I made a pot of coffee.

[Shadowfaux]

Prepare for emergency saucer separ- sorry, I meant to say that I made a pot of coffee.
Galaxy Class, concept was better than the execution. But very nice TNG reference

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"- IGN: Azurenova

[Java]

Guys, PLEASE help me raise awareness about the important issue of arbitrarily dictating what strangers should be aware of.

[Java]

Moments exist simultaneously forever in memory and for an instant in the present.

[Java]

Last night I dreamed I had insomnia. I woke up exhausted.

[Java]

Sweet god **** sparkly vampires. I love coffee. It's been a while. ((and by 'a while' I mean 'since yesterday'))

[Java]

I can't wake up this morning. Plan: coffee, coffee then maybe some more coffee.

[Shadowfaux]

I'm sure it will be quite a departure for you, but you might want to try some coffee... I hear that works wonders

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"- IGN: Azurenova

[Java]

You wouldn't believe this coffee, if I poured it into your drinking aperture. You really should try some of this stuff.

[Java]

So. Coffee, is it? I've heard of you. Think you're hot stuff, do ya?

[Java]

My Achilles' Heel is my ability to interpret references to Greek mythology. I'm great at it.

[Dragoonclaws]

Some say Coffeegirl's home is a pub. It's called the Café Inn.

[Dragoonclaws]

158355

Yawn Good night everyone

[Java]

Does it say anywhere in the Bible that flavored coffee is an abomination unto the Lord? May be due for a new edition.

[Java]

Drinking coffee and slacking off is all part of what I do.

[Java]

Coffee so good it could make an altar boy out of an atheist until the headaches subside.

[Rudeboy]

I ain't got no type
Cups with the coffee and we do this every night
[emoji14]

[Java]

The afterlife is basically a holographic resonance of mainline reality except there are In-N-Outs on the east coast.

[Java]

Today's one of those days where coffee shows up for work and just checks its email all day.

[Rudeboy]

I don't trust people that don't need coffee to function.

[kinzmet]

If my doctor ever told me my heart wasn’t healthy enough for drinking coffee, I would at least know how I was going to die.

[kinzmet]

At work, I drink coffee to be more productive. But I drink it over an hour while I procrastinate.

[Java]

I have learned that nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.

[Java]

It's gonna take a lot of coffee to fix me this morning.

[kinzmet]

Video games are looking more and more real while people’s photos are looking more and more fake (thanks to filters, airbrushing, etc)

*sips coffee*

[kinzmet]

Have anyone tried mixing apple juice to coffee? ...hmmmmm, apple flavoured coffee...

[Java]

Video games are looking more and more real while people’s photos are looking more and more fake (thanks to filters, airbrushing, etc)

*sips coffee*
Isn't that the truth? But I swear...this isn't Photoshopped...

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That mustache is totally real. [emoji6]

[kinzmet]

‘Silent’ and 'Listen’ have the same letters in them. Almost like it was meant to be...ooppss I drank too much coffee..

[Java]

Have anyone tried mixing apple juice to coffee? ...hmmmmm, apple flavoured coffee...
Not apple juice, but some apple flavoring...with cinnamon or caramel...yummy lattes!

[kinzmet]

Isn't that the truth? But I swear...this isn't Photoshopped...

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170211/ce7dc6d55768e7c03fd25bfa0ded8452.jpg

That mustache is totally real. [emoji6]

I can't see the picture

[Java]

I can't see the picture
Imagine me with a handlebar mustache...totally legit

[kinzmet]

Imagine me with a handlebar mustache...totally legit

Hahaha, totally legit :)

[Java]

I should go talk to my old friend, Coffee! She'll smack me into shape.

[kinzmet]

If all people only drinks coffee, then they would see that its all the same if...

...If you pirate music or movies instead of buying a copy, then you’re a scumbag, but if you read a book from the public library instead of buying a copy, then you’re a cultured part of your local community...

[Java]

Coffee: It Does A Body Functional

[Java]

Malfunction!! Malfunction!! Unit requires one hundred coffees!! *Alarm*Alarm*

[Shadowfaux]

Who needs 100? Unicron? [emoji14]

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[kinzmet]

If you drank a lot of coffee, thats when everything make sense...
You would know that not only theres an eye in the middle of hurricane, but also theres an "i" in the middle of "hurricane"...

[Java]

If you drank a lot of coffee, thats when everything make sense...
You would know that not only theres an eye in the middle of hurricane, but also theres an "i" in the middle of "hurricane"...
*mind blown*

[emoji33] [emoji477]

[Java]

This coffee has me more anxious than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. #contemplatesdecaf

[Shadowfaux]

Coming from your mouth that's tantamount to sacrilege...

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[Java]

Coming from your mouth that's tantamount to sacrilege...

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A caffeinated chocolate, my normal regiment of coffee & a trip to the gym. I'm zooming!! *teeth grinding grin*

[Java]

I am the Galactus of carbs and caffeine.

[Shadowfaux]

I guess u hadn't heard. Galactus now restores life to worlds so your analogy while cute is outdated. [emoji14] #comicnerdconfirmed

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[Java]

I guess u hadn't heard. Galactus now restores life to worlds so your analogy while cute is outdated. [emoji14] #comicnerdconfirmed

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Galactus is good? Cap is Hydra? Thor is a woman?...I just can't.

#dogsandcatslivingtogether

[Shadowfaux]

I refuse to accept the Cap is Hydra thing, I keep expecting it to be a long dream sequence...

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[Java]

If I could shake my word drunk delierium long enough to find a mouth on a Cormac McCarthy paragraph, I'd never stop frenching it.

[kinzmet]

After drinking coffie in the morning, I realized that Gandalf fought the Balrog after sending everyone on so he could claim all the XP to himself. His robes were upgraded after the encounter.

[Java]

Water is a prism for light. Coffee is a prism for mind.

[Java]

Idea: Coffee

[Java]

Better idea: Even more coffee

[Java]

Coffee's been a part of a gluten-free breakfast for years, but do you hear coffee bragging? :)

[Ofaanacan]

Thread or skmething like this

[Ofaanacan]

Thread or skmething like this x2
Ps sorry fory spamminh but i need 3 mlre posts.

[Java]

Thread or skmething like this x2
Ps sorry fory spamminh but i need 3 mlre posts.
Just leave a cup of coffee as payment

[Ofaanacan]

Lame. Suppose to be a cup of coffee.

[Greoatef]

major disaster this weekend .... i wake up saturday morning and the flatmate has finished all the coffee in the house without replacing it ... grrrrrrrrrr

[Java]

major disaster this weekend .... i wake up saturday morning and the flatmate has finished all the coffee in the house without replacing it ... grrrrrrrrrr
That sounds like 'grounds' for eviction

[Greoatef]

Oh .... best coffee i ever had was the Kopi Luwak coffee .... drank it at the top of a mountain in Bali at a coffee plantation there .... with a freshly rolled tobacco smoke in a palm leaf ....

[Greoatef]

That sounds like 'grounds' for eviction

i pooped in his shoe ...

[Java]

Oh .... best coffee i ever had was the Kopi Luwak coffee .... drank it at the top of a mountain in Bali at a coffee plantation there .... with a freshly rolled tobacco smoke in a palm leaf ....
I've had it once, a friend brought me some from his vacation but I think it was stale and old. One day I will get to that part of the world.

[Greoatef]

i guess any fresh ground coffee drunk in the plantation where its grown, ie unpackaged, and not imported etc etc etc.. is gonna be yummmmmy @_@

[Vystirch]

I don't drink coffee. :victorious:

-Vys

[Java]

I don't drink coffee. :victorious:

-Vys
No one is perfect, Vys. [emoji6] [emoji38]

[Vystirch]

No one is perfect, Vys. [emoji6] [emoji38]

I know, all you poor imperfect coffee drinking souls... I'll just stand here as a beacon to help you find your way out of the darkness. ����

[Fyrce]

I gotta remember to clip some of my stevia to make stevia tea. It's super yummy!

[Java]

I gotta remember to clip some of my stevia to make stevia tea. It's super yummy!
I grew some once, I found it to be too sweet tasting.

[Fyrce]

I only like it as an infusion/tea. Otherwise, yeah, too sweet. In a tea, I find it just mildly sweet if I use just one sprig.

[giaracib]

#green tea for life!:)

[Java]

'Shove it up your app.' is quite possibly my new favorite insult.

[Java]

Coffee-Brewed.
Heart-Warmed.
Firefly-Forever.

[Greoatef]

'Shove it up your app.' is quite possibly my new favorite insult.

ha ha haaaaaaa ..... very good ....

[Phosgore]

I confess that my favorite drink is wine, I can not have coffee, because if I take coffee I turn into a annoying talking squirrel. xD

[Java]

I confess that my favorite drink is wine, I can not have coffee, because if I take coffee I turn into a annoying talking squirrel. xD
You bring the wine, I'll bring the coffee and we will be wide awake drunks.

[Java]

I'm pretty sure that while trying to avoid a GIANT spider I just danced the macarena.

[Phosgore]

You bring the wine, I'll bring the coffee and we will be wide awake drunks.

lol :vwink:Combined. You're awesome Coffeegirl !

164110

[Greoatef]

fresh roasted coffee beans covered in dark dark chocolate, sprinkled over coffee ice cream ..... with a dash of coffee liquer poured over it .... mmmmm

[Java]

fresh roasted coffee beans covered in dark dark chocolate, sprinkled over coffee ice cream ..... with a dash of coffee liquer poured over it .... mmmmm
Coffee pourn!

[Java]

Morning drinking game: As long as it's morning or could become morning again in the future, take a drink of coffee.

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[Java]

Wikipedia: Sadly, I trust it more than the government.

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[Greoatef]

government probably don't drink enough coffee ........
Coffee = Rocket Fuel ..... dont ever start your day without it.

[Greoatef]

one placed i worked there were employees called runners ..... who would effectively look after your every need and bring you what ever you wanted. This may seem kind and helpful, but really all it means is that you never leave your seat in front of the computer and thus the company makes more money.
My office was right next to the company kitchen ..... i think i was drinking about 25 cups of coffee a day at one point @_@

[Greoatef]

I don't drink coffee. :victorious:

-Vys

BLASPHEMY?!?!?!? Get thee to a nunnery ...

[Suentous PO]

164658164657
"Damn fine coffee."
Agent cooper/dougie

[Java]

I always sense a plot to destroy the Jedi.
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[Greoatef]

mmmmmmm ...

[Greoatef]

.......................

[Greoatef]

@_@

11 characters thingy

[Greoatef]

and of course my favourite office mug ....

[Java]

Sometimes, upon my first taste of coffee I get this tingling in my inner ear. Like a happy tinnitus. I'm so healthy.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171117/fdf0a13f67193127497e9fe2e3064269.jpg

[Java]

Brazilian Yellow Bourbon coffee, black as night, sweet as sin. Pretty sure this is what heaven tastes like.

[Greoatef]

check out the link to the algerian coffee shop 5 minutes walk from where i work ..... they have like 80 different kinds of fresh coffee beans available ... the smell in the store is mind blowing @_@
The Jamaican Blue mountain fresh beans are .... *cencorsed*


https://www.algcoffee.co.uk/index.php?route=product/category&path=561

[Java]

check out the link to the algerian coffee shop 5 minutes walk from where i work ..... they have like 80 different kinds of fresh coffee beans available ... the smell in the store is mind blowing @_@
The Jamaican Blue mountain fresh beans are .... *cencorsed*


https://www.algcoffee.co.uk/index.php?route=product/category&path=561Talk coffee to me, Greo! [emoji7][emoji39]

[Phosgore]

Café brasileiro Bourbon amarelo, preto como a noite, doce como pecado. Com certeza, isso é o que o céu gosta.

You can visit us whenever you want, here we have a pile of coffee. :peaceful: I live in the area of many coffee plantations, here is old coffee province of 70's

[Java]

You can visit us whenever you want, here we have a pile of coffee. :peaceful: I live in the area of many coffee plantations, here is old coffee province of 70'sAre you in Brasil?

[Phosgore]

Are you in Brasil?

Yes, i live in Minas Gerais :vlol:

[Java]

Yes, i live in Minas Gerais :vlol:Ahhh, yes...I used to get some delicious coffee from that region. Fantastic!!

I just remembered...Brazil Sul de Minas was the name of the green coffee I would get.

[Java]

My roaster is the lil onehttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171120/d8a7ace129f9e2e4a8feb54d616b12eb.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171120/57fbb5ea1647cc051f4c588a1f6d15f7.jpg

[Phosgore]

Ahhh, yes...I used to get some delicious coffee from that region. Fantastic!!

I just remembered...Brazil Sul de Minas was the name of the green coffee I would get.

Yes, it's a region near here, delicious coffee. :beguiled: I live in the western region of Minas Gerais ...

[Java]

Fun with Phobias-

'Hippotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words. Ironic?

Nomophobia is the fear of being out of cell phone range. 'Can you hear me now?'

Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes.

[Greoatef]

and wait for it ........ cafephobia is the fear of coffe ?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

OMG ..... @_@

[Greoatef]

DISASTER?!?!?!?!
Office has run out of coffee ....... MUTINY
no coffee = no workee

[Java]

Check out this beautiful fan art my friend made for me. Check out his forum thread to see more of his art.

https://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?t=412910

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[Java]

Remember when coffee worked? [emoji42]

[Brenichow]

I need coffee ... o.O

[Brenichow]

decaf really lol xD

[Java]

This caffeine addiction is the only mistake I've made in life that I do not regret.

[Greoatef]

decaf coffee ..... pfffffft .... you may as well drink orange juice without any orange in it ...

[Greoatef]

decaf ... even devs need 11 characters

[Java]

I have a special recipe for coffee with a hot coffee center. I just made it.

[Java]

Cups of coffee to the nth power where n = time to drink ( bathroom availability)

[Fyrce]

Bahahahaha bathroom availability! Totally get it. I pick some event locations due to probable cleanliness of their bathrooms haha.

[Java]

It is impossible to ever have enough coffee, but all too possible to have too much coffee.

[Java]

T'is the season for GAMING! ---"And lo, they did seat themselves at the personal computer" "and they did game for five days and five nights that they may bring glory unto the Lord by pwning noobs".

[Java]

Time to solve the mystery of the rapidly decaffeinating bloodstream.

[Azerothraven]

Just kraken jokes

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160412/b28cba26a0c808df8eebc72b8abe5404.jpg

'You're kraken me up, comedy squid'

I will laugh about this pun FOREVER!

Drinking coffee...for your protection!

Don't stop now. Get Kraken.

We need more jokes.

[Java]

I'm going to start putting 'quotes' around 'key words' so people will think I'm being 'sarcastic'.

[Dollarr]

I'm going to start putting 'quotes' around 'key words' so people will think I'm being 'sarcastic'.Lol

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[Java]

Moments exist simultaneously forever in memory and for an instant in the present.

[Maxwork]

This is arcane legends ?

[XghostzX]

This is arcane legends ?

No this is Patrick

--Patrick Star

[Java]

This is arcane legends ?No, it's off topic discussions...about coffee, caffeine addiction and other random crazy thoughts

[Java]

It was definitely a "so-much-caffeine-that-there-are-invisible-bugs-crawling-on-my-skin" kind of day. But on the up side-- I was super productive.

[Java]

So. Coffee, is it? I've heard of you. Think you're hot stuff, do ya?

[Fyrce]

I thought you were pretty icy actually!

[Java]

Drinking coffee and slacking off is all part of what I do.

[Java]

The mayhem alert has been cancelled. Move along..nothing to see here.

[Fyrce]

Coffee. Black.
Feel the warmth of the cup.
Take a deep breath of its fragrance.
Blow gently on the liquid.
Enjoy the ripples of the oily sheen.
Taste its full flavor on your tongue.

[Java]

Coffee. Black.
Feel the warmth of the cup.
Take a deep breath of its fragrance.
Blow gently on the liquid.
Enjoy the ripples of the oily sheen.
Taste its full flavor on your tongue.Such sweet pillow talk..hahaha

[Java]

The Great Depression might be the most sarcastic era of American history. #randomthoughts

[Drevex]

Coffeeeeeeeeeaaaawwww......
In not mad.

[Java]

The mark of a good coffee is that it still taste amazing after being out on your desk for almost 12 hrs......

[Tippertwo]

No this is Patrick

--Patrick Star
I’m dying.... if my crying laughing emoji worked on forums I’d use it XD

[Tippertwo]

The mark of a good coffee is that it still taste amazing after being out on your desk for almost 12 hrs......
Hopefully you heat it up first? Or just put ice in it to make it iced coffee :D
Just out of curiosity, how often are you at a coffeee shop?

[Java]

Hopefully you heat it up first? Or just put ice in it to make it iced coffee :D
Just out of curiosity, how often are you at a coffeee shop?I owned a coffee shop for 12 yrs. Most of the coffee I drink, I make myself. Rarely am I in a codfeeshop now. I should have my coffee roaster set back up in a few months so I'll be roasting it fresh again soon.

[Tippertwo]

I owned a coffee shop for 12 yrs. Most of the coffee I drink, I make myself. Rarely am I in a codfeeshop now. I should have my coffee roaster set back up in a few months so I'll be roasting it fresh again soon.

:O that’s so neat! Must’ve been a lot of fun

[Xxsoifongxx]

I’m dying.... if my crying laughing emoji worked on forums I’d use it XD

Emojis does work


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[PsychoNuke]

The mark of a good coffee is that it still taste amazing after being out on your desk for almost 12 hrs......

I agree. coffee never get spoiled, it only tastes better with time.

Aged Coffee o.o (https://matchmadecoffee.com/the-munch-coffee-in-japan-costs-900/)

[Tippertwo]

Emojis does work


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Not from my keyboard. Idk. It always comes out with a black question mark.

[Java]

Something is the new something else.

[Java]

"Ah, the French Press. The 'grape stomping' of the coffee world.'' --Nathan Fillionhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180223/02707986663b7382a79678f3581deb38.jpg

[Fyrce]

I love French Presses. We went to metal ones now though. Kept breaking the glass ones lol.

[Java]

Competitive Coffee Drinking!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180225/c1fb6f77d907edb0e2d01f1d9c238114.jpg

[Java]

I love French Presses. We went to metal ones now though. Kept breaking the glass ones lol.I use to have a travel mug that was a French press too, wish I still had that

[Java]

Stumbled across this today...edited for use here.

Chris Hardwick writes:

" Dearest Internet….

Please always try to remember that when you’re dropping that comment thread smackdown that gives you a superiority b**er or even if you’re a click away from being the “Um, actually” hole-poker that creates more eyerolls than the deafening praise for your inimitable intelligence that you envision, maybe stop for a second & ask yourself if what you’re doing is helpful to the world or just your ego? Is your hot take REALLY for humanity, or deep down for the “likes” it will get you? Having the moral high ground is not a license for verbal abuse. It doesn't matter that your intentions are good. Everyone thinks their intentions are good. Your intentions, however, DO NOT JUSTIFY YOUR APPROACH.

I know it’s a tumultuous time but try seeking understanding instead of destruction! That’s not to say you should roll over & let ***holes walk all over you...just don’t become the ***hole that you despise. Beating people into intellectual submission creates resentment instead of enlightenment. True strength isn’t showing everyone you can eviscerate some dipstick on social media—true strength is WANTING to eviscerate some dipstick on social media but having the presence of mind to take a step back to confirm whether that will accomplish anything worthwhile.

Obviously, it's nearly impossible to do this 100% of the time. You're a person! Our brains are physiologically imperfect. But why not try to trim negative sh** down where you can? Eliminating toxic culture starts with YOU. You are significant. Live how you want the world to be. Even though you’re angry, it’s ok to have conversations, it’s ok to not agree with people, & it’s ok to say, “I don’t know”. Being a d**k doesn't get you respect. Being right doesn't get you love. GIVING those things gets you those things. On the other side of the inanimate device in your hand & behind the cold, impersonal characters being slathered into text fields is a HUMAN BEING who is also terrified, insecure, & in need of cuddles just like you. Choose empathy over apathy. YOU HAVE THE POWAHHHHH."


Love it!

[Fyrce]

I use to have a travel mug that was a French press too, wish I still had that

OMG, we've had a few of those too. Mostly broke them as well lol. I think there is one final one sitting on an upper shelf. I use my French presses for both coffee and tea.

[kinzmet]

It would be terrible if you googled a question and all you found are a bunch of idiots in forums telling the OP to ‘google it’; and be trapped in an endless cycle....
..I would just go back to drinking coffee..curse you google!

[Java]

Coffee doesn't ask me stupid questions in the morning...try being more like coffee. :bee:

[vondes]

easy game like for me )

[Java]

When Friday feels like Monday, I know I need more coffee. :fatigue:

[Java]

Coffee: For when brain no have wake up, good for think to do.

[Java]

Just had coffee. This concludes everything I planned for today/this weekend.

[Java]

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

[Java]

I think the coating on Chicken in a Biskit crackers is the most delicious carcinogen ever created by man

[burntoutdex]

What type of coffee do you drink, Java?

[Phosgore]

Stay a little longer, how about some coffee? Just did.

169985

[Suentous PO]

170059

I didn't know this was made into a musical o.O

[Java]

What type of coffee do you drink, Java?The caffeinated kind. Hot, black and served in ceramic vessels is my favorite way.

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[Java]

170059

I didn't know this was made into a musical o.OShannon Wheeler actually hails from your neck of the woods...he is a wicked genius, but musical? Jury is still out on that.

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[OverkillED]

Do u like coffee by any chance? Just wondering

[Escanor]

Do u like coffee by any chance? Just wondering

Is this even a question?

[woxxo]

COffe ever &--

[xzLegendszx]

No Coffee anymore? D:

Let's just reach 100k first.

[Feo]

Reading this was a journey

[Dragoonclaws]

Holy, coffee pleeeease

[xzLegendszx]

100k Yaya

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[Java]

I just wanted to check in and let you all know....I'm still addicted!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190910/1c1c9d009e65df75b532ff35c156d141.jpg

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[Kemz]

I just wanted to check in and let you all know....I'm still addicted!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190910/1c1c9d009e65df75b532ff35c156d141.jpg

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Hahahahha let's both go together to the coffee shop xD

[Phosgore]

Due to quarantine I think I started drinking more coffee than normal.https://yoursmiles.org/msmile/wonder/m1829.gif

[Shadowfaux]

I just wanted to check in and let you all know....I'm still addicted!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190910/1c1c9d009e65df75b532ff35c156d141.jpg

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