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I am not crazy...it is the caffeine that sets my mind in motion, it is thru beans of java that thoughts acquire speed. The hands acquire shakes, the shakes become the warning.... that....I AM.... IN COMPLETE CONTROL..... OF MY ADDICTION!!
Remember the Klingon frozen prison planet, Rura Penthe? That's what Dunkin Donuts iced coffee does to wrongfully accused beans.
I am pretty sure that I could prevent a supernaturally caused Apocalypse single-handedly with enough coffee.
Flavoring coffee is like punishing someone for being talented.
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I'm a coffeeholic on the road to recovery....just kidding, I'm on my way to the coffee shop.
Time for the Super Coffee Bonus Combo Multiplier Finishing Move!
2+ hrs spent on finding perfect cape, mask & tights
100+ hrs spent fighting henchmen, criminal masterminds & supervillains
1100+ hrs spent drinking coffee in mmo's
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Coffeegirl is not for everyone. May cause anxiety, insomnia, rapid heart rate, dependancy and in some cases, death.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Coffeegirl no function coffee well without.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Replace filter and coffee grounds with new filter and new coffee grounds.
Pour first batch of coffee back into the coffee maker.
Brew AGAIN
Lift off
Let me tell you people something. I work nights and needed a way to stay energetic. I finally found the answer...
I just drank "double brewed coffee" and I feel like I can throw an orange at 60 percent the speed of light. Do you realize that if I had a boomerang right now I could kill god, eat his meat, and use his hide to stay warm during those long nights on the savanna? ENERGY. After drinking this special coffee I suddenly find myself triangulating coordinates and **** in my mind. I'm pretty sure if I was a floating head that I'd be able to float directly to the Bermuda triangle without stopping for directions. I have so much energy that I'm now watching half hour long sitcoms in just seconds!
You ever notice that they don't have any type of Karate for German shepherds? If dogs learned to focus their chi, just imagine how screwed we'd be? Well, I wouldn't be screwed, but you most certainly would be. Right now I could probably fight off a giant ghost flamingo made entirely from ninja stars and tasers. In fact, I'm about 85 percent certain that I could mess up a 2003 Nissan Altima, if it were to suddenly become self-aware and hostile towards me. ENERGY.
I have so much energy that I can multitask more stuff right now than your lazy *** will accomplish within the next 4 months. While I type this I'm also filming a remake of "tango and cash", done with puppets. Simultaneously, I'm also updating my match.com profile while dry humping a zebra and skiing.
And guess what? I just squeezed a New York steak with my bare hands and crushed it into individual calories! I am the ghost of Jim Varney and I will haunt you into infinity! I am the one that inspired the "blade" movies and I will triumph! I am the singularity, the way, the light, the man who can turn a normal visit to the zoo into a multiple felony getaway vacation to the andromeda galaxy and I don't take crap from anyone!!
If you want to lay around until you morph into a giant stick of butter and explode, that's your choice. But if you want so much energy that you could morph into a cybernetic plasma cheetah and beat the living sh*t out of the power rangers then I suggest you try "double brewed coffee". ENERGY.
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Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Damn that late afternoon espresso..it is like the Che Guevara in my revolution against sleep.
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"Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. Coffee is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit and a foiler of sleep if you want it so."
But, always remember....
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My ennui is at an all time whatever.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
I don't 'want' a William Shatner cover of 'In your eyes'. I NEED a William Shatner cover of 'In your eyes'!!!
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Replicate fresh coffee cherries. Transporter to remove bean from fruit. Fresh roast in small batches with a phaser set on stun. Cafe Trek.
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I keep accidentally transforming into my truck form every time I yawn. Definitely time for coffee!
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konafez
04-11-2016, 11:35 AM
I think its incredibly hot in here
https://youtu.be/rpw-cDglXP0
You know, it gets ugly and vulgar from this point on
In my life, I've met people. Some I never think about again. Some, I wonder what happened to them. Some, I wonder if they ever think about me. And then there are some I wish I never had to think about again.
But I do.
I have always thought of a coffee shop as a church-- of sorts. A place for fellowship. A community of individuals brought together in a place of worship(for me, anyways) A place where wit & wisdom flow. Where we talk story. We discuss finance, state affairs, common gossip, and a bit of low brow comedy. I have met magnificent people and made personal connections that will last a lifetime. Ordinary encounters made extraordinary.
Coffee is the tie that binds us...at least in my life.
Coffee--brewed. Hearts--warmed. My job here is done. :)
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The Church of Coffee. I'd worship.
#sacrilicious
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Just kraken jokes
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'You're kraken me up, comedy squid'
I will laugh about this pun FOREVER!
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Captain America quotes Mark Twain and inspires.
Inspiration in Marvel Comics Civil War series.
So far in the Civil War we've seen Captain America at his best and possibly worst occasionally. He's been beaten by his old friend the Iron Man and saw tragedy, but continues to keep up the good fight for freedom in the Marvel Universe.
The cause of the Civil War, the death of school children after a villain named Nitro literally explodes during a battle with the New Warriors. This event creates public uproar leading to the Super-human Registration Act which enforced the mandatory registration of super powered individuals with the government. Failure to comply meant being imprisoned in the Negative Zone in an inescapable prison. Iron Man and Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four stand by the Act fighting against heroes like Captain America who oppose the Act.
At first Spider-Man sided with Iron Man against Cap, but later realized he was on the wrong side and went public with his decision to go against the Registration Act.
We all know that sometimes the worst times can bring out the best in us, and the Civil War has allowed us to see a glimpse of Captain America's fighting spirit and sense of right and wrong.
The most revealing and inspirational momentfrom Cap I've found so far in the Civil War storyline comes not from Captain America's book, but Amazing Spider-Man # 537.
On a rooftop, (Where else do superheroes talk?) Spider-Man points out to Cap that most of America has Cap down as a traitor. Spidey then just wants to know how Cap deals with it. Cap turns away and says,
"I remember the first time I really understood what it was to be an American...What it was to be a patriot."
"I was just a kid...A million years ago, it seems sometimes. Maybe twelve. I was reading*Mark Twain. And he wrote something that struck me right down to my core...something so powerful, so true, that it changed my life. I memorized it so I could repeat it to myself, over and over across the years. He wrote --'In a*republic, who is the country?
Is it the government which is for the moment in the saddle? Why, the government is merely a temporary servant: it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn't. It's function is to obey orders, not originate them.
Who, then is the country? Is it the newspaper? Is it the pulpit? Why, these are mere parts of the country, not the whole of it, they have not command, they have only their little share in the command.
In a monarchy, the king and his family are the country: In a*republicit is the common voice of the people each of you, for himself, by himself and on his own responsibility, must speak.
It is a solemn and weighty responsibility, and not lightly to be flung aside at the bullying of pulpit, press, government, or the*empty catchphrases*of politicians.
Each must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, and which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man.
To decide it against your convictions is to be an unqualified and inexcusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let men label you as they may.
If you alone of all the nation shall decide one way, and that way be the right way according to your convictions of the right, you have your duty by yourself and by your country. Hold up your head. You have nothing to be ashamed of'."
Cap continues, "Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right.
This nation was founded on one principle above all else: The requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree besides the river of truth, and tell the whole world--
--No,you move."
I guess I'm getting old and sentimental, but I swear sitting there reading a Spider-Man comic book of all things, I felt like I could almost shed a tear.
This is what heroes are all about whether real or imagined, the ability to inspire.
In a coffeehouse, far, far away....
Me: I love you
Coffee: I know
#cafewars
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Fyrce
04-12-2016, 03:23 PM
Bahahahahaha wth. Lol!
Prove you're not addicted. Stop. Rofl!
Dragoonclaws
04-12-2016, 03:46 PM
This is hilarious! Lemme reserve this spot for a coffee reference!
Do I really need to sign this?
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(¸.•´ (¸.• Dragnab
Bahahahahaha wth. Lol!
Prove you're not addicted. Stop. Rofl!
It's a drug and I'm addicted. But I am in total control of this habit.
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Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Is that coffee in your hand or am I not happy to see you?
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
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Some day the world will be conquered by an evil comedian whose only weakness is bad puns and I promise to give up power after defeating him.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Now entering Coffeefornia. The state of Awakeness
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Pro Tip: When cleaning the house while listening to 80's power ballads...under NO circumstances is the toilet bowl brush a microphone.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Random thoughts of a coffee junkie: who ever said 'Revenge is a dish best served cold' has never tried it sauteed with baby carrots and summer squash.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Sleep is the wormhole I travel thru every night to get to my morning coffee.
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Adenosine receptors, meet your new intern, Caffeine. He'll be replacing Sleep, who just took a full-time position with another firm.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
The check engine light in my car finally turned off, which can only mean one thing. That, too, is now broken.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Fyrce
04-14-2016, 01:09 PM
Bahahahahahahahha
konafez
04-15-2016, 02:02 AM
Now entering Coffeefornia. The state of Awakeness
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I like that mug
Give me coffee or you know the next part.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Chessbunny
04-15-2016, 02:46 PM
If asked, how do I take my coffee, I reply, seriously, very seriously.
If asked, how do I take my coffee, I reply, seriously, very seriously.
That's a classic! I agree 100% [emoji106]
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alarm, snooze, alarm, snooze, alarm, coffee, Facebook, coffee, breakfast, coffee, shower, coffee, dressed, coffee, teeth, coffee... OK I'm up!
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Coffee can turn an atheist in to an alter boy...til the headache subsides.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Today is one of those days you pour two mugs of coffee at the same time. And repeat. All day.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
I just created hot coffee with a delicious coffee center.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
If I had a time machine, I would ask my future self if I ever stop trying to pop out my Wolverine claws.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
I just realized, Bernie Sanders is the Mirror Universe version of Dick Cheney.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
BlueSkied
04-16-2016, 03:53 PM
idk if its coffee but there are certainly stimulants at play here lol
idk if its coffee but there are certainly stimulants at play here lol
It's most certainly the nectar of the gods...that mystical bean coffee. The finest organic suspension ever devised.
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Caffeine: Vitamin C for Grown-Ups
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I like being vague, it's almost as fun as this other thing.
"This coffee plunges into the stomach...the mind is aroused, and ideas pour forth like the battalions of the Grand Army on the field of battle.... Memories charge at full gallop...the light cavalry of comparisons deploys itself magnificently; the artillery of logic hurry in with their train of ammunition; flashes of wit pop up like sharp-shooters."
Honore de Balzac
French realist novelist (1799 - 1850)**
konafez
04-21-2016, 05:05 AM
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Lol, well good morning to you too!
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My lovely ladystache has me feeling like Doc Holliday today.
"Why Johnny Ringo. You look like someone just walked over your grave..."*
#imyourhuckleberry #ihaveissues
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. -Andy Rooney
Tatman
04-24-2016, 10:25 AM
That thread o.O
That thread o.O
I should probably put a warning on this thread. #cuckoonuts
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Coffee: every sip is like a tiny hug.
The only problem with seeing if your cat likes espresso is that now you are in the same room as a cat that just had some espresso.
Scientists discover caffeine-based lifeform. (They could have just Googled me.)
Caffeinated soap? For my germaphobia and caffeine addiction.
If only there was some higher math I could use to express how many coffees I drank in the last 24 hours.
Mind...taken over by some kind of sentient...super coffee...avenge me...aahhhvenggaah me-e-ehh
konafez
04-26-2016, 09:33 AM
Coffeehead has but one desire, coffeehead sets her skull on fire!
Coffeehead knows no in between , huffin on bags of roasted beans!
Coffeehead has but one desire, coffeehead sets her skull on fire!
Coffeehead knows no in between , huffin on bags of roasted beans!
Love this one!!
Caffeine-free diet Jolt cola!!??! Is nothing sacred?
konafez
04-27-2016, 12:48 AM
Caffeine-free diet Jolt cola!!??! Is nothing sacred?
Who ever invented that should be drug to the Hague in chains...
Yum. This is a coffee, defiant yet petulant. A coffee that grabs you, shakes you by the collar and cries, "Accept me, damn you or turn me away, but for God sake DON'T POLLUTE ME WITH NON-DAIRY CREAMER!!"
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Thank you, Coffee, for the chance to be coherent enough to remember the mistakes I make today.
The Coffeegirl Diet- Coffee for breakfast, coffee for lunch and a sensible coffee dinner. :)
Last night I dreamt I had insomnia...I woke up exhausted.
Obviousness strikes 1 in 3 Americans...and most don't even know it.
Coffee is the burnt offerings that keep the sleep gods away.
If I ever shook myself out of word-drunk delirium long enough to find a mouth on Cormac McCarthy's paragraphs, I'd never stop frenching it.
On politics: Been there, didn't do it.
'The budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officaldom should be tempered & controlled & the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.' Marcus Tullius Cicero (106BC-43BC) Roman philosopher, statesman, constitutionalist
konafez
04-28-2016, 08:06 PM
Sometimes bored sometimes loneley, hangin out with her forum homies
She's alwase up for socializing , the caffeine keeps her mesmerizing
In one hand and in the other, picked up a mug from her older brother
Got her a cup of java sauce, pinned her mind upon a cross
Coffehead knows but one desire, coffeehead sets her skull on fire!
Coffeehead knows no in between , huffin on bags of roasted beans!
Drinkin it since the 2nd grade, she drank every cup her moma made
On french roast she tried her luck, out ran a speeding pickup truck
She likes her coffee with a mean demeanor , stuff you can use as paintbrush cleaner
The vapor makes a sweet aroma, she drinks herself into a coma
Coffeehead knows but one desire, coffeehead sets her skull on fire!
Coffeehead knows no in between, huffin on bags of roasted beans!
Keep on drinkin till your brain goes pop, keep on drinkin till your brain goes...pop!
(The coffeegirl official theme song)
Sometimes bored sometimes loneley, hangin out with her forum homies
She's alwase up for socializing , the caffeine keeps her mesmerizing
In one hand and in the other, picked up a mug from her older brother
Got her a cup of java sauce, pinned her mind upon a cross
Coffehead knows but one desire, coffeehead sets her skull on fire!
Coffeehead knows no in between , huffin on bags of roasted beans!
Drinkin it since the 2nd grade, she drank every cup her moma made
On french roast she tried her luck, out ran a speeding pickup truck
She likes her coffee with a mean demeanor , stuff you can use as paintbrush cleaner
The vapor makes a sweet aroma, she drinks herself into a coma
Coffeehead knows but one desire, coffeehead sets her skull on fire!
Coffeehead knows no in between, huffin on bags of roasted beans!
Keep on drinkin till your brain goes pop, keep on drinkin till your brain goes...pop!
(The coffeegirl official theme song)
This is great!! Love it!! Thanks Kona![emoji7] [emoji477]
konafez
04-28-2016, 09:15 PM
This is great!! Love it!! Thanks Kona![emoji7] [emoji477]
I was at work the other day listening to primus and came up with it
Please note: If found unconscious, administer espresso.
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Coffee Pourn
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GRrrr!!! :-( Migraine. Can't breathe pollen air, need more coffee, need more hours in a day. Anyone need to be disciplined? I'm in the right mindset.
Tatman
04-30-2016, 09:05 AM
Can I subscribe to this thread? What's the fee? ;p
Can I subscribe to this thread? What's the fee? ;p
Subscription fee is one coffee. [emoji5] [emoji106]
I wish I had a stunt double to get me thru the day.
In Memory of Romeo, my son. Avid disc golfer, travel companion, slayer of beasts, champion swimmer..he didn't fetch, he was too cool for that. Knew hundreds of words. Anything bad was always Dixie.16 years just wasn't enough. Most of all, he was a good boy. 1997-2013
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Oh this thread looks like a diary! I might make one HAHAHAHA! Anyway, it's nice ^^ I can't imagine my self commenting everyday by day on my own post. I'm lazy asf.
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I wanted to put it in the Off-Topic section but it didn't work. This is indeed like a diary...although I think the deranged rantings of a lunatic are generally called 'manifestos'. Truth is I spend 10 hrs driving every night, and this gives me something to do with my solitude. [emoji5] [emoji477] [emoji106]
acewasabi
05-01-2016, 09:27 PM
ex-professional barista signing in :love_heart:
ex-professional barista signing in :love_heart:
Cheers!! Ace!!..I owned a coffeehouse & coffee roasting biz for 12 years.
konafez
05-02-2016, 03:57 PM
I'm a professional cake roaster (though I think they call it baking these days)
I'm a professional cake roaster (though I think they call it baking these days)
Oh now that made me laugh out loud, like a crazy person. [emoji12]
Coffee says it's gonna be all right. I'm trusting you on this, coffee.
konafez
05-03-2016, 01:10 AM
I'm working on inventing the coffee iv
I'm working on inventing the coffee iv
I invented a coffee magnet...my mouth. [emoji14]
has quit drinking....hard liquor....on Tuesdays....at work. Hey, baby steps. ;P
konafez
05-04-2016, 07:32 AM
has quit drinking....hard liquor....on Tuesdays....at work. Hey, baby steps. ;P
Pffffft yeh, like how I gave up eating cake ..wile I'm sleeping
konafez
05-05-2016, 02:23 AM
I had to make this
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acewasabi
05-05-2016, 05:28 PM
Cheers!! Ace!!..I owned a coffeehouse & coffee roasting biz for 12 years.
if i decide to chuck in this academia gig i'll leave nz and we can girl-power coffee-house!
acewasabi
05-05-2016, 05:40 PM
and kona can provide the sweet treats to accompany the coffee. we can have the warrior blend: very strong, but not very subtle. sorcerer blend: tastes so good it must be magic! rogue blend: deceptively effective, you've had the second before you realise the first has just blown your head off..at which point it's too late and you're left defibrillating with joy.
konafez
05-06-2016, 01:31 AM
and kona can provide the sweet treats to accompany the coffee. we can have the warrior blend: very strong, but not very subtle. sorcerer blend: tastes so good it must be magic! rogue blend: deceptively effective, you've had the second before you realise the first has just blown your head off..at which point it's too late and you're left defibrillating with joy.
I'm 110% for this idea!
darkestfaire
05-06-2016, 03:24 PM
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I'm 110% for this idea!
Girl-power coffeehouse? Lol kona I thought you were a guy? :confused:
and kona can provide the sweet treats to accompany the coffee. we can have the warrior blend: very strong, but not very subtle. sorcerer blend: tastes so good it must be magic! rogue blend: deceptively effective, you've had the second before you realise the first has just blown your head off..at which point it's too late and you're left defibrillating with joy.
Sounds delicious...love those blend ideas...makes me wanna start roasting coffee again :)
konafez
05-06-2016, 05:01 PM
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Girl-power coffeehouse? Lol kona I thought you were a guy? :confused:
I am a guy, but I'm 110% behind providing cakes ..and eating then.
......mostly eating them
Hoardseeker
05-07-2016, 03:54 AM
You made me caffinicated , umm...what? Bring my french fries with Coffee, Made mad Me this thread :unconscious:
There is not enough coffee in Columbia to make me a morning person.
If I put some instant coffee in the microwave, I just might be able to go back in time.
konafez
05-09-2016, 03:12 AM
Coffee girl making her morning cup..
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Hmmm I think you got it strong enough
Coffee girl making her morning cup..
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Hmmm I think you got it strong enough
Maybe I'll just have one cup then. :D
konafez
05-09-2016, 04:28 AM
Maybe I'll just have one cup then. :D
You can see that coffee from space!
My 'Talking Joe' says 'drink me'. I must comply. Often.
You can never have too many civil rights or too much coffee.
konafez
05-10-2016, 01:01 PM
Make arlor cake, again!
'Cynicism springs not from cruelty or viciousness, but from precisely the opposite: a fatal love of virtue. We want the world to be a better place & we can't shrug off the dissapointment when it lets us down. Our cynicism gives us the painful power to behold life shorn of its sustaining illusions. So we retaliate with our specific brand of wounded wit.' -The Cynic's Sanctuary
Cynicism is not being pessimistic. It's expecting a lot from the world & not letting it get away with anything else.
*thought, as the door jingled, signaling the arrival of a group of patrons. Their eyes were feral and I could tell they were desperate for their morning fix...If I didn't act quickly I would surely be ripped limb from limb by the coffee zombie horde.*
"Ggggrrriiiinnnnddddddssss"
*throws bag of beans, makes escape*
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Psychoism
05-19-2016, 02:02 PM
Coffee coffee everywhere, I like unicorns too
Flavoring coffee makes as much sense as neutering endangered species.
Stonedincali
05-30-2016, 11:18 PM
Let me guess... you like coffee?
The sacred bean juice
Stonedincali
05-30-2016, 11:21 PM
Water is the essence of life.......
Only after it passed the beans
Makes me wait between posts....
Horrible non cafinated computer
Let me guess... you like coffee?
The sacred bean juice
What gave you that impression?
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Dex Scene
05-31-2016, 08:30 AM
you are crazy funny lol
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"Time has little to do with infinity and jelly donuts." - Thomas Magnum
you are crazy funny lol
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Emphasis on the 'crazy' [emoji12]
A po'boy made of hobo meat is the most literal sandwich ever.
I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
Destination: Caffeination
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Roses are red,
Mornings are hard.
I suck at poetry.
COFFEE!
Kids shouldn't drink coffee. That's MY coffee.
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Get me a sash and a dagger STAT!!!
I'm thinking a city built on rock and roll would be structurally unsound.
Brewing up a hot bucket of Queen juice and weeping about my lack of divine right to execute people.
An infinite number of taco molecules will soon be trapped in my tummy for deliciousness testing.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word & UNLIMITED POWER!!
c:/Caffeine allocation error/ COFFEE.SYS not found/USER status disabled. (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
'TV is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffeeshop and go to real jobs.' -Bill Gates
I believe humans get a lot done not because we're smart but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
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The hardest thing about a zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited.
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Stock up on some Ammunition ! Gamers know that nothing good ever comes from this. 😳
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"Coffee, you're warm and wonderful, your body and your bean.You stimulate, articulate, and fill me with caffeine.Your dark roast sends shivers down my bony spine. You are quite a catch, like a perfect, aged wine. Perhaps you think I'm joking and perhaps I sound pathetic. I will love you always even though you’re a diuretic." Thanks, Shannon Wheeler!!
:)
resurrected
06-21-2016, 07:56 AM
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Fooey! Thread got moved to Off-Topic discussion threads and now I can't find it via tapatalk. STS decaffeitated my fun. Oh, well. Guess you all will have to find some way to make it through the day without groan worthy puns, caffeine fueled narcissism & a case study in the long term effects of extreme coffee consumption & coffee induced psychosis.
-Aloha
Trenton
06-25-2016, 01:33 AM
Fooey! Thread got moved to Off-Topic discussion threads and now I can't find it via tapatalk. STS decaffeitated my fun. Oh, well. Guess you all will have to find some way to make it through the day without groan worthy puns, caffeine fueled narcissism & a case study in the long term effects of extreme coffee consumption & coffee induced psychosis.
-Aloha
Here ya go
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Go to the very bottom selection
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Then there's only one section to choose from, then that one^ the bottom one
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Then there ya go
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Here ya go
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Go to the very bottom selection
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Then there's only one section to choose from, then that one^ the bottom one
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Then there ya go
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I was looking in the AL thread rather than the STS thread. Big mahalos!!
Coffee crisis averted!!
Coffeegirl- Now with karate chop action!!
I am simply throwing more coffee at the problem. The problem is me.
Dear Insomnia,
We have to stop meeting like this. I just want to sleep with you.
Love, Me.
Happy Froth, everyone. Hope you're celebrating with the traditional cappucino.
Arachnophobik
07-04-2016, 07:40 PM
Great humor! You should make a twitter account for coffee posts!
One last shout out to my friend Coffee, without whom everything would still be possible but what would be the point?
resurrected
07-06-2016, 01:42 AM
At morning when we drink coffee ⬇
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One more from me to you.
Well, I haven't talked about coffee in a few days..err..hours. Just wanted to let everyone know, I'm still addicted. 😨☕
Captain critic
07-06-2016, 11:29 PM
Are you sure you can handle ur addiction ? From all these posts it looks like its out of control.
Captain critic
07-06-2016, 11:33 PM
Never mind didnt see your last post also I'm worried about you now :/
Are you sure you can handle ur addiction ? From all these posts it looks like its out of control.
I don't have a problem with my coffee...I have a problem without it.
Never mind didnt see your last post also I'm worried about you now :/
With the job I do, trust me...awake & alert is better than the opposites.
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resurrected
07-07-2016, 12:10 AM
I hope I'm not too late but...
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~ Failedheal
I hope I'm not too late but...
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~ Failedheal
It's actually on Saturday, but thanks!![emoji14] [emoji106]
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07-07-2016, 01:39 AM
It's actually on Saturday, but thanks!![emoji14] [emoji106]
Omg hahahaha i messed up days [emoji13]
MightyMicah
07-07-2016, 03:42 PM
They say all you need is just a Little Bit of Coffee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-w2DATlvJo
A cautionary tale...
https://youtu.be/sYomUXk2RXg
They say all you need is just a Little Bit of Coffee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-w2DATlvJo
You've lead me into the weird part of YouTube [emoji6] [emoji106]
resurrected
07-07-2016, 08:07 PM
Addicted?
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'Borrowed time and borrowed world and borrowed eyes with which to sorrow it.'
[The Road] Cormac McCarthy
Coalhouse
07-09-2016, 06:21 PM
It's actually on Saturday, but thanks!![emoji14] [emoji106]
Many happy returns (as they say, although it is not certain why).
Many happy returns (as they say, although it is not certain why).
Thanks Coalhouse! I hope for many, many more myself. Like 100...but I'll most certainly need robot parts soon.
#birthofcoffeebot #coffeenet
I believe the children are our future.
Children...and terminator robots.
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Serious RBF....Or maybe RBCF(Right before coffee face) [emoji52] [emoji477]
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07-10-2016, 01:28 AM
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Serious RBF....Or maybe RBCF(Right before coffee face) [emoji52] [emoji477]
Toss your hair in a bun,
Drink some coffee,
Pun on some gangsta rap and handle it
Toss your hair in a bun,
Drink some coffee,
Pun on some gangsta rap and handle it
That's how I make it thru every day! How did you know?
#likethisthatandthisanduh
#dontpushmecuzimclosetotheedge
#shotgunbulletsarebadforyourhealth
resurrected
07-10-2016, 01:43 AM
That's how I make it thru every day! How did you know?
#likethisthatandthisanduh
#dontpushmecuzimclosetotheedge
#shotgunbulletsarebadforyourhealth
I got da feeling ;)
Muhammad Faizaan Khan
07-11-2016, 03:46 AM
XDDDDDD i dont understand
...and in the end, the coffee you drink is equal to the coffee you need to think.
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07-12-2016, 03:22 PM
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I think there are squirrels in my attic. (..and no, that's not a euphamism.)
As i lay my cold hand on the wet cement, i let out a gasp of air as i watched the night slip away into the dark abyss never to be drenched in light and forever in despair and nocturnal slumber. The earth quakes as my consciousness fades through a labyrinth of lies and deceit and i feel my soul restlessly gliding across the sands of time waiting for a stroke of an ethereal bond to open my encrusted eyes into a new birth, the dawn of a new world and an everlasting sanctity of the afterlife.
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07-21-2016, 01:10 PM
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Mmmm...coffee!
Every sip is like a tiny hug.
Water is a prism for light. Coffee is a prism for mind.
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Coffee Time with Justg.
*internal monologue*
Be cool, Coffeegirl.
Calm down!
Why did you have that 2nd espresso?
Omgomgomgomg!
Oops...mental note: get coffee colored shirts!
Fresh Broccoli
08-06-2016, 12:01 AM
This thread has too much coffee. Not enough broccoli.
Did you know that broccoli is a member of the cabbage family? It gets it's name from the italian word broccolo, which means 'flowering top of cabbage'.
This thread has too much coffee. Not enough broccoli.
Did you know that broccoli is a member of the cabbage family? It gets it's name from the italian word broccolo, which means 'flowering top of cabbage'.
We have a seriously food/drink addicted community...coffee, cake, potato, durian, red jelly donuts, schnitzel...why not broccoli? [emoji477] [emoji12]
'You are lucky because you caught me in a transitional phase. I was sitting here eating my muffin, drinking my coffee and I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.'
Magic Sword
08-07-2016, 02:20 PM
its amazing people can become so addicted to ways to survive
its amazing people can become so addicted to ways to survive
I am also very addicted to food, water & oxygen. But aren't we all?
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08-07-2016, 03:15 PM
Coffee everywhere, it ain't no place to run! http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160807/87e236adf48ce4afbdd3eb96ab72b53e.jpg
konafez
08-07-2016, 10:39 PM
We have a seriously food/drink addicted community...coffee, cake, potato, durian, red jelly donuts, schnitzel...why not broccoli? [emoji477] [emoji12]
Cake! Someone said cake! Where's the cake!
Astrea
08-08-2016, 04:45 PM
Im sorry to bother your thread but what is just happening here O.o
Magic Sword
08-08-2016, 05:26 PM
providing you read the thread title, i believe its pretty self-explanatory
Im sorry to bother your thread but what is just happening here O.o
A case study in caffeine psychosis?
Suentous PO
08-08-2016, 07:02 PM
'You are lucky because you caught me in a transitional phase. I was sitting here eating my muffin, drinking my coffee and I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.'
Accually a moment of clarity is what tells you you need more booze, but I went to Hunter S. Thompson hellahigh school.
konafez
08-09-2016, 10:09 PM
Accually a moment of clarity is what tells you you need more booze, but I went to Hunter S. Thompson hellahigh school.
She's quoting pulp fiction.. the diner scene
Suentous PO
08-10-2016, 06:06 PM
She's quoting pulp fiction.. the diner scene
Ooh sometjing from reality!
ive heard of that
konafez
08-10-2016, 07:04 PM
Ooh sometjing from reality!
ive heard of that
Don't buy into it...its over rated
Magic Sword
08-10-2016, 08:37 PM
yeah im on board with that
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Caffeine dependency? More like caffeine ascendency.
Sippin' some Sumatra Mandheling...mmm...mmmm. ('This coffee taste like mud.'...'Well, it was ground this morning.')
It's that point in the summer where I'd even settle for nuclear winter.
The Happiness
08-12-2016, 07:36 AM
It's that point in the summer where I'd even settle for nuclear winter.
Guessing you don't live in the UK then!
Guessing you don't live in the UK then!
I was driving thru the southwest part of the US. Specifically California, Arizona & New Mexico. 100-118F or 38-48C. Let's just say, I don't fear an eternity in Hell...I've been to the Mojave. [emoji83] [emoji91] [emoji29]
Hey, USPS! You're on my ship list, pal.
Magic Sword
08-13-2016, 09:57 AM
I was driving thru the southwest part of the US. Specifically California, Arizona & New Mexico. 100-118F or 38-48C. Let's just say, I don't fear an eternity in Hell...I've been to the Mojave. [emoji83] [emoji91] [emoji29]
I thought it was hot here
Shadowfaux
08-13-2016, 10:17 AM
That's fairly normal weather from @ June - November
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Magic Sword
08-13-2016, 06:00 PM
dang i thought your name was shadowstar
*sings*,'Drink 2 cups in the mornin', Drink 2 cups at night, I drink 2 cups in the afternoon, It makes me feel alright. I drink 2 cups in time of peace and 2 in time of war. Drink 2 cups before I drink 2 cups and then I drink 2 more. Drank coffee black til the day she died. Drink a big cup of some good tasty Kenya.' ;D
What if this is the Mirror Universe and I've been going about everything wrong? Need a sash and a knife, stat.
Shadowfaux
08-16-2016, 09:46 AM
Mirror Universe... doesn't that mean you need a goatee?
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Not much in life is better than geeks and coffee.
(That can be discussed here)
My best super-power is my ability to not go mad when contemplating my place in the universe.
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Give me coffee or give me a minute to remember what the end of that sentence was.
Opening the microwave before the time's done is my version of 'Star Trek II Spock' heroism.
I'm drinking tea just to freak you all out.
Shadowfaux
08-24-2016, 02:30 AM
What!!!!!
-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-
If coffee wasn't rehydrating, I'd have died in the 90s.
I've noticed that every time I drink uncaffeinated water, I get a weird headache. Must be an allergic reaction.
I have returned from a trip to Earth's distant future. It was a utopia, but all the coffee was instant. I can deal with mortality, I guess.
Ever wake up certain that rather than sleeping, you were beaten severely while under anesthetic?
Ssneakykills
08-27-2016, 05:04 PM
#PostBoosterConfirmed
Spray it with something non caffeine
Vvildfire
09-03-2016, 02:00 PM
Ever wake up certain that rather than sleeping, you were beaten severely while under anesthetic?
That must have been it O.o
Definitely a "so much caffeine that there are invisible bugs crawling on my skin" kind of day. But on the up side- I'm super productive.
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ClumsyCactus
09-09-2016, 07:40 AM
What even is this thread... I sorta love it
What even is this thread... I sorta love it
It's a rare view inside the insane brain of a coffee addict. Unfiltered utter insanity. Cream or sugar?
(I work nights, driving...this keeps me entertained)
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resurrected
09-09-2016, 11:08 AM
I got none to make me lattee :(
konafez
09-10-2016, 09:53 PM
If a tree falls in the woods....
........and hits a mime.......
........does anyone care?.....
Shadowfaux
09-10-2016, 09:59 PM
Nope [emoji14]
-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-
Making coffee in the morning is basically a real-world version of Plants vs. Zombies.
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An increase in coffee rations from 1 pot to 2 pots...DoublePlusGood!
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Oh, coffee..you sweet, sweet miracle worker.
Dangerfoxx
09-15-2016, 05:57 PM
Lol this is madness
Somewhere around the fifth cup of coffee, the concept of time became meaningless.
Shadowfaux
09-16-2016, 12:35 AM
So what happens at about the 15th cup?
-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-
So what happens at about the 15th cup?
-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-
Explosive stuff! [emoji15] [emoji27] [emoji33]
Shadowfaux
09-16-2016, 12:40 AM
I was so hoping you weren't going to take the answer in that direction. SMH I bet you're an Ace Ventura fan aren't you?
-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-
I was so hoping you weren't going to take the answer in that direction. SMH I bet you're an Ace Ventura fan aren't you?
-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-
What? Explosive stuff...like witty repartee & clever retorts. BAM!
Wait. That happens after one cup....
I believe the answer is best represented with this pic...
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Another day. Another gram of caffeine.
Shadowfaux
09-16-2016, 06:55 PM
Cutting back significantly I see...
-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-
Cutting back significantly I see...
-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-
Most count their caffeine in milligrams, not me. *wink*
Shadowfaux
09-16-2016, 06:57 PM
I repeat my earlier statement
-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-
If only there were some higher math I could use to express how many coffees I drank in the past 24 hours.
Shadowfaux
09-17-2016, 10:14 AM
There's always exponents
-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-