Kaziscate
04-13-2016, 10:08 PM
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So,I heard you like popcorn and potatoes......I bet you like bacon too. Anyways,here are some bacon-themed weapons:
Mage Weapons
Staff:Strand of Cooked Bacon
Gun:Pig Launcher
Rogue Weapons
Daggers:Wobbly Uncooked Bacon Strands
Bow:Cooked Bacon Bow
Warrior Weapons
Shield Weapon:Bacon Cup and Frying Pan o Bacon
2-Handed Weapon:Giant Frying Pan o Sizzlin' Bacon
Here are the procs:
Mage Weapons
Strand of Cooked Bacon:Chance to fry and root enemies into sizzlin' bacon with the power of bacon grease.Charge to cast frying pans full of sizzlin bacon,providing +50 primary stat,+1,000 armor,+10% Crit,sucks in enemies and rooting em with bacon grease,dealing DoT damage.
Pig Launcher:Chance to shoot out a giant wobbly strand of bacon bolas,gathering,rooting,and cooking enemies,dealing DoT. Chance per tick of DoT to heat up bacon bolas into cooked bacon bolas,permanently rooting enemies,doubling DoT damage,and chance to cook enemies into cooked bacon that heals and provides mana on pick up.Charge to cast giant cooked exploding pig,this pig taunts enemies and acts as a dummy that explodes after 10 seconds,releasing lil tiny angry pig minions that attack alongside you. (Has a 30 second cooldown.While in cooldown you only fire charged pigs)
Rogue Weapons
Wobbly Uncooked Bacon Strands.:Chance to temporarily heat up bacon strands into cooked bacon strands,quadrupling normal attack & charged attack damage and providing a bacon shield,granting a 5 second invulnerability.
Cooked Bacon Bow:Chance to fire explosive pigs,dealing AoE & DoT damage,stunning enemies,and chance to rain pigs down on your enemies,dealing rapid damage.
Warrior Weapons
Bacon Cup and Frying Pan o Bacon:Chance to place down bacon cup,providing 2x stats to you and you allies and replacing your bacon cup with another frying pan,providing you 2x attack speed and double damage.
Giant Frying Pan o Sizzlin' Bacon: Chance to hurl Giant Frying Pan at your enemies as a normal attack for 10 seconds,dealing AoE & DoT damage,incinerating enemies,and charge to hurl giant pig at your enemies,removing enemy armor temporarily.
Combo Proc:Doing a charged attack with 3 of the corresponding bacon weapons allows you to summon the BACON (Bakin') OVEN. The Bacon Oven replaces your pet with this for 1 minute and is scaled to max level. Bacon Oven has a 30 minute cooldown after each summoning and cannot be summoned in PvP.Here are its stats:
Happiness Bonus:50% damage,70 INT,STR,DEX,20% Crit, 999 Health,999 Armor,999mana,+60 Primary Stat,500 Health and 500 Mana Regen, 50% Movement Speed,80% Damage Reduction,100% Bonus Damage 40% Dodge,+1 Bacon
Passive Ability:Sizzle-Throws bacon that are at temperatures of 1,000,000°C.Causing brutal incineration. Chance to incinerate enemies into bacon that restores all health and mana.
Arcane Ability:The Pig says Oink-The Bacon Oven opens its door,unleashing a giant angry pig that charges at enemies and explodes,affecting enemies and allies with the power of all the bacon weapon procs.
If you save your summoning and use it at the end of the battle,the Bacon Oven will open its door,being a portal to the Bacory (Bakery).You can obtain nice piles of money,obtain quests,buy gear (such as the mythic Uncooked Bacon Wrappings armor,or the Arcane Cooked Bacon Wrappings armor set),and do a quest to evolve your weapons.
Anyways those are my ideas and I hope you enjoyed. :)
So,I heard you like popcorn and potatoes......I bet you like bacon too. Anyways,here are some bacon-themed weapons:
Mage Weapons
Staff:Strand of Cooked Bacon
Gun:Pig Launcher
Rogue Weapons
Daggers:Wobbly Uncooked Bacon Strands
Bow:Cooked Bacon Bow
Warrior Weapons
Shield Weapon:Bacon Cup and Frying Pan o Bacon
2-Handed Weapon:Giant Frying Pan o Sizzlin' Bacon
Here are the procs:
Mage Weapons
Strand of Cooked Bacon:Chance to fry and root enemies into sizzlin' bacon with the power of bacon grease.Charge to cast frying pans full of sizzlin bacon,providing +50 primary stat,+1,000 armor,+10% Crit,sucks in enemies and rooting em with bacon grease,dealing DoT damage.
Pig Launcher:Chance to shoot out a giant wobbly strand of bacon bolas,gathering,rooting,and cooking enemies,dealing DoT. Chance per tick of DoT to heat up bacon bolas into cooked bacon bolas,permanently rooting enemies,doubling DoT damage,and chance to cook enemies into cooked bacon that heals and provides mana on pick up.Charge to cast giant cooked exploding pig,this pig taunts enemies and acts as a dummy that explodes after 10 seconds,releasing lil tiny angry pig minions that attack alongside you. (Has a 30 second cooldown.While in cooldown you only fire charged pigs)
Rogue Weapons
Wobbly Uncooked Bacon Strands.:Chance to temporarily heat up bacon strands into cooked bacon strands,quadrupling normal attack & charged attack damage and providing a bacon shield,granting a 5 second invulnerability.
Cooked Bacon Bow:Chance to fire explosive pigs,dealing AoE & DoT damage,stunning enemies,and chance to rain pigs down on your enemies,dealing rapid damage.
Warrior Weapons
Bacon Cup and Frying Pan o Bacon:Chance to place down bacon cup,providing 2x stats to you and you allies and replacing your bacon cup with another frying pan,providing you 2x attack speed and double damage.
Giant Frying Pan o Sizzlin' Bacon: Chance to hurl Giant Frying Pan at your enemies as a normal attack for 10 seconds,dealing AoE & DoT damage,incinerating enemies,and charge to hurl giant pig at your enemies,removing enemy armor temporarily.
Combo Proc:Doing a charged attack with 3 of the corresponding bacon weapons allows you to summon the BACON (Bakin') OVEN. The Bacon Oven replaces your pet with this for 1 minute and is scaled to max level. Bacon Oven has a 30 minute cooldown after each summoning and cannot be summoned in PvP.Here are its stats:
Happiness Bonus:50% damage,70 INT,STR,DEX,20% Crit, 999 Health,999 Armor,999mana,+60 Primary Stat,500 Health and 500 Mana Regen, 50% Movement Speed,80% Damage Reduction,100% Bonus Damage 40% Dodge,+1 Bacon
Passive Ability:Sizzle-Throws bacon that are at temperatures of 1,000,000°C.Causing brutal incineration. Chance to incinerate enemies into bacon that restores all health and mana.
Arcane Ability:The Pig says Oink-The Bacon Oven opens its door,unleashing a giant angry pig that charges at enemies and explodes,affecting enemies and allies with the power of all the bacon weapon procs.
If you save your summoning and use it at the end of the battle,the Bacon Oven will open its door,being a portal to the Bacory (Bakery).You can obtain nice piles of money,obtain quests,buy gear (such as the mythic Uncooked Bacon Wrappings armor,or the Arcane Cooked Bacon Wrappings armor set),and do a quest to evolve your weapons.
Anyways those are my ideas and I hope you enjoyed. :)