Elections in Arlor! | Discussion Thread

[Seoratrek]

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Please use this thread to discuss Elections in Arlor!

Feel free to ask questions about the contest, ask around for a running mate (during the sign up process) and to chat about the contest itself. Have fun!

PRIZES:
For each pair:

1st Place: A special forum signature created by Seoratrek* and 75 Platinum

*Offered designs:

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2nd Place: 50 Platinum

3rd Place: 25 Platinum

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Who can run?
A: Anyone! Just make sure that when you enter, be sure to post your In-Game Name as your "Name of Candidate"

Q: When signing up, how do we choose what current issues to talk about?
A: You can just come up with anything - creativity is key!

What is the difference between Name of Candidate and Name of Committee?
A: The Name of Candidate will be your In-Game Name (IGN). The Name of Committee is what you want to call your campaign - be creative! (and forum appropriate)

Q: Do I have to have a running mate?
A: Yes, only one (1)

Q: How do I choose my running mate?
A: Ask any of your friends or ask in the discussion thread.

Q: Does my running mate have to have a forum account to participate?
A: No, however you might find it easier to coordinate via PM here.

Q: Do I, the candidate, have to have a forum account to participate?
A: Yes.

Q: How exactly will the debates work?
A: After the community has chosen the two topics, I will PM both the running mate and candidate with the prompt. From there you and your running mate will have to coordinate an answer by the deadline. If you do not respond by the deadline you will be considered as a "drop out" and will not be considered for the voting.

Q: For the debate, can we "talk smack" or "trash talk" about our competitors?
A: No. All discussion must remain civil and appropriate. Focus on your strengths as a candidate. Any rude content will be moderated and is subject to disqualification.

Q: How exactly will the voting work?
A: After the candidates have responded, I will create a new thread with a poll for which the community (and the candidates) can vote on. There will be a deadline for the vote and the top 5 (for round 1) and top 3 (round 2) will move onto the next round. The votes will be PUBLIC in order to discourage dummy account voting. Spacetime reserves the right to adjust the polls if there is any suspected foul play.

[Befs]

Will the running mate receive any prizes?

[Visiting]

Will the running mate receive any prizes?

The sign up thread states that they get the same prize :)

[konafez]

My fellow arlorians, vote konafez..make arlor cake, again!

[konafez]

Even batman knows..

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[GoodSyntax]

Had to log in and say that the thread that spawned this topic was awesome and is one of the things about the game that I miss the most. The community here is the best around!

Thanks for starting the OP Konafez....truly masterful work :-)

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[Visiting]

Had to log in and say that the thread that spawned this topic was awesome and is one of the things about the game that I miss the most. The community here is the best around!

Thanks for starting the OP Konafez....truly masterful work :-)

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I vote for Kali :D

[Coalhouse]

As an apolitical organisation, the A.R.S.E.S. does not seek civil authority. However, as we have been called upon to investigate matters as diverse as fox-tail banners and inter-dimensional portals, the Society has always striven for the greater good of Arlor.

The A.R.S.E.S. has been approached by the Cake Party, to provide scientific expertise for its potential administation. We would like to announce that the Society will be pleased to lend its support, should they prevail in the forthcoming election.

We have taken this stance as the Cake Party has been shown to value scientific enquiry, even to the point of basing its current campaign around an issue originally raised by the Society. *

In addition to this, we like coffee and cake.

* Post #22: http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?290134-Anomalies-in-Arlor/page2&highlight=stargate

http://www.spacetimestudios.com/entry.php?3327-Abstract-from-the-First-Symposium-of-the-A-R-S-E-S-*

[Serancha]

I vote for Kali :D

Kali! Kali! Kali!

[pretzel]

A question for candidate Konafez: what kind of permit would you force upon Knox ? Isn't that discrimination against little blue people ?
#bluelivesmatter

[konafez]

A question for candidate Konafez: what kind of permit would you force upon Knox ? Isn't that discrimination against little blue people ?
#bluelivesmatter

(In best Adam West voice)

First let me say, what a handsome question

I would demand his Stargate be inspected by the arlorian environmental protection agency and the a.r.s.e.s for arcane energy leakage leading to possible pet mutation (every time I go through the portal grimm gets angry)

Next I would disallow his tax deduction of "public transportation" for his portal

I also would like a audit done on Knox, how is he funding his Stargate? I mean he dosent work..he just hangs out in the basement all day with his friends..we suspect he's working with Milla the stash girl to scam hard working arlorians out of there gold

Once properly inspected I would issue a permit to " operate and maintain a interdementional gateway and sell hotdogs"

Cause its a long trip and everyone needs a snack

[ilhanna]

Had to log in and say that the thread that spawned this topic was awesome and is one of the things about the game that I miss the most. The community here is the best around!

Thanks for starting the OP Konafez....truly masterful work :-)

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Kaliii...we miss you in the the new elites!

[Coalhouse]

A question for candidate Konafez: what kind of permit would you force upon Knox ? Isn't that discrimination against little blue people ?
#bluelivesmatter

As an interested party, I would opine that it is Hox's (for that is his name, or is it?) continual interference with the very fabric of reality that is at issue here, not the hue of his epidermis.

After all whilst it wouldn't hurt to redecorate, I would hate to see a quantum singularity open up in Kraag or Stronghold.

[Greatankush]

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other promises on sign up page

[Hail]

Had to log in and say that the thread that spawned this topic was awesome and is one of the things about the game that I miss the most. The community here is the best around!

Thanks for starting the OP Konafez....truly masterful work :-)

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So true. I just can't believe how quickly it gained attention and where it has led to. Also some of the stuff on there is absolute gold.

[Hail]

Here is mine.

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EDIT: Very nice Poster btw :)

[Greatankush]

Here is mine.

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EDIT: Very nice Poster btw :)

Everyone likes cake.

This post of yours, shows your desperation to get plat.

xD jk

[konafez]

Well then I have to add mine

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Edit:there was a sale on meme's

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[Greatankush]

That's against the laws.
Everyone has free speech as a right.
You are forcing people to vote for you, you have force fed people with cake.
You should be disqualified. Haha

[Greatankush]

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vote for me!
#MakeArlorSkilledAgain]

I will subsidise cake but also provide other food items.

[The kind soul]

#GreatankushForPresident
#MakeArlorSkilledAgain

Awesome poster and ill be waiting for app and website

[Greatankush]

#GreatankushForPresident
#MakeArlorSkilledAgain

Awesome poster and ill be waiting for app and website

Thanks

I'll be releasing app and website around 3rd June

[konafez]

So true. I just can't believe how quickly it gained attention and where it has led to. Also some of the stuff on there is absolute gold.

I have gotten several PM's asking if you and I planned the original thread...the answer is no

I was bored one evening and started the thread , hail came back with his post ( that was hilarious btw) and it just took off from there

That thread has turned into one of the most entertaining things I have ever seen

[wangkj]

Kona ftw #konaforpresident

[Hoardseeker]

Oh my ! I need to make a Poster D:

EDIT:
Best poster ever.


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[Befs]

I find it deplorable how prone to deception one of the candidates has shown himself to be. I will not be naming this candidate, but his obsession with cake could, quite possibly, pave a clear path for bribery, and eventually his deterioration into a tyrannical leader (if elected). Would you vote for a cake loving megalomaniac who simply wants to abuse the power of his position as a way for him to fuel his overpowering addiction?

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[Seoratrek]

Here are the sigs that I have designed for the contest winners! :love_heart:

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[ilhanna]

Oh, hell, maybe I should try run for office if only for those sigs.

[konafez]

Here are the sigs that I have designed for the contest winners! :love_heart:

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O.O I must have one!

[Befs]

O.O I must have one!

Wait... Wot.

You have 777 posts, have thanked 263 posts, and have been thanked 417 times in 173 posts.

777 + 263 + 417 + 173 = 1,630

The message in your sig contains 119 characters (according to Microsoft Word).

1,630 + 119 = 1,749

Your running mate in the coming election is Coffeegirl. She joined the forums in February of 2013.

February is the second month of the year, and 2+0+1+3 = 6

2 + 6 = 8

Coffeegirl has 10 letters.

8 + 10 = 18

1,749 + 18 = 1,767

If there's one thing that we know about you it's your love for cake. Who's the Cake Boss? Buddy Valastro. (from series Cake Boss). He married Lisa Valastro in October 2001.

October is the tenth month of the year.

1,767 + 10 = 1776.

What could this number mean?

What's so significant about it?

That's simple folks. 1776 is the year the illuminati was formed.

Wake up people.

Konafez is illuminati confirmed.

[konafez]

Wait... Wot.

You have 777 posts, have thanked 263 posts, and have been thanked 417 times in 173 posts.

777 + 263 + 417 + 173 = 1,630

The message in your sig contains 119 characters (according to Microsoft Word).

1,630 + 119 = 1,749

Your running mate in the coming election is Coffeegirl. She joined the forums in February of 2013.

February is the second month of the year, and 2+0+1+3 = 6

2 + 6 = 8

Coffeegirl has 10 letters.

8 + 10 = 18

1,749 + 18 = 1,767

If there's one thing that we know about you it's your love for cake. Who's the Cake Boss? Buddy Valastro. (from series Cake Boss). He married Lisa Valastro in October 2001.

October is the tenth month of the year.

1,767 + 10 = 1776.

What could this number mean?

What's so significant about it?

That's simple folks. 1776 is the year the illuminati was formed.

Wake up people.

Konafez is illuminati confirmed.


O.O he's on to us! Quick coffeegirl, send out the knights templar to get him!

[Hail]

@Kona lol even if we had set it up, who would have expected such an outcome of hilarious posts and newly adopted frenemies.

@Befs LOL! I think I made a very good choice picking my VP.

Unfortunately I have used up too many likes atm..

[Java]

@Kona lol even if we had set it up, who would have expected such an outcome of hilarious posts and newly adopted frenemies.

@Befs LOL! I think I made a very good choice picking my VP.

Unfortunately I have used up too many likes atm..
I've never used up so many likes as I have since this started. Everyone gets +1000 likes...except for Drake. He gets +1000 dislikes. #makecoffeenotwar

[herculeans]

I've never used up so many likes as I have since this started. Everyone gets +1000 likes...except for Drake. He gets +1000 dislikes. #makecoffeenotwar

Coffee=caffeine =radio active = death=doomsday of arlor


Coffee girl is trying to wipe arlor out(serious actions will be taken)

:banana: haters sting like bees and drop dead :banana:
Those lines stolen from Eminem "I'm not afraid"

Eat chickens u get wings!!!

[Java]

Coffee=caffeine =radio active like

:banana: haters sting like bees and drop dead :banana:
Those lines stolen from Eminem "I'm not afraid"

Eat chickens u get wings!!!

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160517/ee95b56570ab22c9e1ec8adc0bdc02fa.jpg

It's named 'Radioactive Coffee'...just clever marketing...nothing to worry about. That radiant aura is just your youthful glow.

#coffeeisrad
[emoji477] [emoji12]

[Hoardseeker]

Running mate doesn't need to have a Forum account and you'll PM both with The Topics and one Member's response is enough? No need for both to reply?

[Greatankush]

To the people of Arlor, I pledge my devotion and declare that if elected, will work for legendanity and do my best.

I hope you make the right decision, and not vote anyone for cake or non-cake world.

xD

While the other candidates fight over food, let's do the needed of making arlor skilled, again.

[Hoardseeker]

To the people of Arlor, I pledge my devotion and declare that if elected, will work for legendanity and do my best.

I hope you make the right decision, and not vote anyone for cake or non-cake world.

xD

While the other candidates fight over food, let's do the needed of making arlor skilled, again.

#Can'tLiveWithoutFood , We need food to live , Our Pets need french fries to fill their happiness meter ! We have a short supply of Many Dishes and Overflow of Cakes and Coffees in Arlor , We need to Balance it out by #BurnTheBakery and Introducing new Dishes into Arlor would stop the Overflow of Coffee ! #FrenchFriesFTW

[konafez]

I visited hox today

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[Kaziscate]

Anybody wanna be my partner? I will make sure everyone gets all the food that they deserve

[pretzel]

Dear candidate Konafez, considering that most of the arlorian coffee beans are grown in Undim fields, I'd like to point out that your recent and unjust harassment of the poor Hox may have dire consequences. If the portal were taxed or even closed this would certainly make the price of coffee skyrocket, leaving the average Arlorian unable to buy their cherished beverage.
Nobody can predict the effects of such a disaster but they might include the closure of all taverns and the impossibility for the bard to do his task and distribute his daily reward...

#stopharassinghox
#bluelivesmatter



I visited hox today

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[deadlyhawk]

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hmmmmmmmmmmm

[Manuel Emilio]

The elections will affect the game or only forums?

Enviado desde mi B1-730 mediante Tapatalk

[Hoardseeker]

The elections will affect the game or only forums?

Enviado desde mi B1-730 mediante Tapatalk

It won't affect anything, it's just for fun, winner gets some platinum rewards and a Forum sign made by Seo, Moderator .

[konafez]

DISCLAIMER!! All of this is just for fun, we consider ourselves a community and we like to have fun, nothing here is to be taken seriously, its just all in fun..no animals were harmed in the making of these posts!

Now to get back to the subject at hand

The infestation of giant squids into arlor, this is becoming a big issue with the voters (and players not wishing to get eaten by giant squids)

My fellow arlorians, something has to be done!

I propose a calamari cook off and cake bake off, to raise funds for arlorians lost at sea.

#makearlorcakeagain
#sometningsmellsyummy
#deicearlor

[Derick Ofori]

How do u register for the voting

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[konafez]

How do u register for the voting

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Seo will put up the poll on the 23 , then voting (for me) will begin

#makearlorcakeagain
#deicearlor

[Greatankush]

Seo will put up the poll on the 23 , then voting (for me) will begin

#makearlorcakeagain
#deicearlor

Not happening, cake devil...

If people mad over do...oops coffee and cakes are elected this will increase the bribery. So vote for me, simple.

And I m not even against food

[canbolt]

THE ARLORIAN'S LEAGUE(TAL)

CURRENT ISSUES:

1)one of the biggest problem of AL is the bots

SOLUTION

anyone can easily sign up using the current email login setup,even if there is no existing email id one can create a account and its a easy job no authentication required but if it is made compulsory that one must have a valid email id,the story becomes a little complicated and the number of bots will surely be reduced

RESULT:

stop the gold sellers,stop the people who creates newer accounts for gold

2)The economic depression which is stated by most of the people here had been already solved! thank sts for that!

THE PROOF!!

fossil 1 month back while economic depression was there : 500k
present price of it : 2m

3)Scammers

SOLUTION:

scammers are the biggest threat of arlor,each second someone scams other and the time sts finds that someone had actually scammed,the scammer had already transferred his debt to a newer account,to solve this you can create another sub thread like the( general discussion,al traders market) and people can put the scammers name over there,rather than mailing you,because daily u get numerous mails which are of different topic and also make this thread private to sts only so that as u sts say that these sort of thread can create violence,so that it can only be u and the victim.

RESULT:

BY THIS STS CAN GET RID OF A SCAMMER MUCH FASTER,SCAMMER FREE ENVIRONMENT


4)BRINGING BACK THE COLLECTIBLES:

COLLECTIBLES- One of a group or class of objects, such as period glass or historical memorabilia, sought by collectors ( freedictionary)

so if you bring these stuffs back to game,the meaning of the so called collectible is lost

EXAMPLE:

steel commando vest

before: 1m-2m
present-90k

5)BUGS

SOLUTION:

before releasing a new update,just send us a example version to a picked amount of people,so that they can use it and give u the feedbacks of it.

RESULT:

no more bugs


THERE IS NO USE OVER KNOWING THE BUGS AFTER PEOPLE HAVE NOTICED IT ALREADY

AND HAD BEEN AFFECTED BY IT

PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE

WHY VOTE FOR THE PEOPLE,WHO POST UNREALISTIC STUFFS OVER HERE,JUST LIKE BRINGING RADIOS,CAKE PARTY AND STUFF,LOOK FOR THE REAL,THERE IS A LOT TO CARE ABOUT,FIRST LET'S TALE THE QUOTE(A DARK SHADOW HAS FELL ON ARLOR) FROM THE HISTORY OF ARLOR

SUPPORT US FOR A BETTER FUTURE-


BY THE PEOPLE
FOR THE PEOPLE
TO THE PEOPLE



VOTING IS IN YOUR HANDS

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[agentnick]

VOTE ME GUYS :D

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[Greatankush]

Met some refugees and drakenab

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[ledtoa]

Nice interesting, this will help voice alot voices that wants to be heard on topics that should be talked about and discussed. Some people cant speak their minds and for them selves. So hope the community votes for someone who can speak for them. Looking forward to campaigns and when to begin. Good Luck, to You, You, and You out there. :)
- IGN Bootiful

[Titanium]

So this made me think about who I should vote for. What this new president can do for us, the voters. A good communication with STS staff? Free arcanes? More bugless events ? Maybe less op arcane swords? Just something... To make me and all of you guys to appreciate this president.

And some people will say Zeus will be the first president of Arlor cause he's probably the most popular player in game. But no sir ! I won't give my vote to Zeus. No ! . He's a pretty popular guy too, cmon !

[Visiting]

Anybody wanna be my partner? I will make sure everyone gets all the food that they deserve

I'm up for it :)

[Mimmay]

Vote for mim :) Everybody seems to want to get serious about this or throw in random ideas in their campaign that doesnt make any sense. The best contenders are those with strong values like me and Kona :D so Vote for DUMLUP and/or Konafez :D

-Mim

[Bidiel]

" fog ! I m drunk " My vote for Angeldevil!!. That beer banner.sound good

[konafez]

My fellow arlorians

Hail is trying to slip his icy fingers into this election (see what I did there)

And the potato party is trying to install deep fryers in all the taverns , the grease fires...ohh the grease fires!

Some campaigns would try to put arlorian puppys out of work, or banish all the arcane deer..I say pets are people too!

I am running on the simple promise to make arlor cake, again! (I finally found that recipe!)

And to find out what Knox is up to down there in the basement! Where did he get that Stargate!

I have hired the a.r.s.e.s to do investigative work , and my vice president is working with arlorian coffee farmers to help with the economy. (she consumes 90% of what that grow)

So on election day remember...make arlor cake, again!

#deicearlor
#jobsfordogs
#deerarefriendsnotfood
#makearlorcakeagain

P.s. my stash is not the issue here..there is nothing to see in my stash (best attempt at Jedi mind trick) do not look in my stash

#mystashisnotfullofcake

[Mimmay]

My fellow arlorians

Hail is trying to slip his icy fingers into this election (see what I did there)

And the potato party is trying to install deep fryers in all the taverns , the grease fires...ohh the grease fires!

Some campaigns would try to put arlorian puppys out of work, or banish all the arcane deer..I say pets are people too!

I am running on the simple promise to make arlor cake, again! (I finally found that recipe!)

And to find out what Knox is up to down there in the basement! Where did he get that Stargate!

I have hired the a.r.s.e.s to do investigative work , and my vice president is working with arlorian coffee farmers to help with the economy. (she consumes 90% of what that grow)

So on election day remember...make arlor cake, again!

#deicearlor
#jobsfordogs
#deerarefriendsnotfood
#makearlorcakeagain

P.s. my stash is not the issue here..there is nothing to see in my stash (best attempt at Jedi mind trick) do not look in my stash

#mystashisnotfullofcake
Dang, im sooo gonna lose this.


-Mim

[Mdy]

Had to log in and say that the thread that spawned this topic was awesome and is one of the things about the game that I miss the most. The community here is the best around!

Thanks for starting the OP Konafez....truly masterful work :-)

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Thanks for spending sometime Kali to watch the forum. I am sure most of us are still missing you in your involvement in game and the community. Im gonna vote for you if i have to. Xd

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[konafez]

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as kona's secretary and head chief of staff this is how i promote his campaign a cheek sign :) GO KONA :) \(^-^)/

This is the kind of advertising we can all love!

[Rikochhan]

What is happening?! owo

[Hail]

My fellow arlorians

Hail is trying to slip his icy fingers into this election (see what I did there)
Hence why I "stormed" my way into the Sign-Up thread (;D)
And the potato party is trying to install deep fryers in all the taverns , the grease fires...ohh the grease fires!
Any chance we could install these into the bakerys also?
Some campaigns would try to put arlorian puppys out of work, or banish all the arcane deer..I say pets are people too!
Says the person trying to exclude Mages!!
I am running on the simple promise to make arlor cake, again! (I finally found that recipe!)
Promises have been broken numerous amounts of times before, on the other hand, I WILL make Arlor better.
And to find out what Knox is up to down there in the basement! Where did he get that Stargate!
Just give the man some privacy for goodness sakes!
I have hired the a.r.s.e.s to do investigative work , and my vice president is working with arlorian coffee farmers to help with the economy. (she consumes 90% of what that grow)
It is evident that through the past actions of A.R.S.E.S in recent times, that this corporation is fueled by corruption and violence using delicious vegetables. As for your vice president, rumour has it she has been paying our farmers too little for the hard work. The insulting prices she offers to them are leading them and their families into debt! She must be stopped!
So on election day remember...make arlor cake, again!
Burn the Bakery!
#deicearlor
#jobsfordogs
#deerarefriendsnotfood
#makearlorcakeagain

P.s. my stash is not the issue here..there is nothing to see in my stash (best attempt at Jedi mind trick) do not look in my stash

#mystashisnotfullofcake

Vote for Hail!

[Greatankush]

If the elected persons are so greedy (for cake and coffee) this will increase bribery as I earlier said.

I want to clear a few thing...

- I meant timber will be removed from the login process and given a shelter and food. No cruelty.

-i am not against cake or food, idk why people are saying that.

- Arlor is way more important than cake !!! We can very well see that most of the candidates are fighting over food. I am not against cake but other things are important too.

Hope, you see the difference here and vote (for me) when the voting starts.

Let's see what the debate brings up.

-GreatAnkush

[konafez]

Vote for Hail!

My fellow arlorians..

Its a known fact that hail has not been the same since his recent head injury

(Drops giant muffin on hail)

And his vice president is suspected of over use of tranquilizers
(Shoot him again coalhouse! )

I say ..de ice arlor! Vote konafez!

[Hoardseeker]

Met some refugees and drakenab

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Yesterday I had a Conversation with Drakenab , he refused to Accept his Evil Plan though I said his Running mate is a Spy from my ministry ,much Clever.

[Hoardseeker]

Behold ! You are going to get a Little Sneak peek on "The Greatest Plan"[TGP] !

I'll be Updating this Thread Often , So Make sure you visit it Every hour!

Sneak Peeks
1) Chocolate Fountains :

http://img.diytrade.com/smimg/1724976/25120180-5308624-0/Chocolate_mountain_machine_chocolate_fountain_mach ine_/3895.jpg

http://eypartyrental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/chocolate-fountain.jpg


2) #FrenchFriesForAll:

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--QJ9e6xlo--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/183mtcgqwqa3ajpg.jpg

3)Ice Creams!! Who don't like Ice Creams? Not the Nordr People:
http://mobile.dairyreporter.com/var/plain_site/storage/images/publications/food-beverage-nutrition/dairyreporter.com/markets/more-demand-for-ice-cream-with-functional-use-natural-ingredients/10904271-1-eng-GB/More-demand-for-ice-cream-with-functional-use-natural-ingredients_strict_xxl.jpg


4) Arlor Theme Park !
http://ww1.aaa.com/AAA/common/travel/aaaVacations/images/themeParksSliderImage.jpg


5)
Cute Cats and Dogs for all

http://animaliaz-life.com/data_images/wallpaper/cats-and-dogs/cats-and-dogs-08.jpg

Adorable! !!!


6) Florida For Arlor!!!

http://img2.10bestmedia.com/Images/Photos/96123/captiva-beach-captiva_54_990x660_201404211817.jpg

7) Will be Updated , Visit soon! :D


#HoardyForPresident

[Rikochhan]

I don't know who to vote now...

[Cons]

Chocolate? Meh...
Fries? Ohh yess!! :banana:

PS: Can I have some fries? :) :D

[Hoardseeker]

Chocolate? Meh...
Fries? Ohh yess!! :banana:

PS: Can I have some fries? :) :D

Sure ! I will implement something like Artificial French Fries Rain or A Mountain xD

[oekeone]

Sure ! I will implement something like Artificial French Fries Rain or A Mountain xD

I'll vote for you if you add tacos :)

[Greatankush]

Cheaterrrrr

You stole my idea.

This guy is lying, he will change if he is elected so vote for me I offer better services (thread below this)

[Hoardseeker]

Cheaterrrrr

You stole my idea.

This guy is lying, he will change if he is elected so vote for me I offer better services (thread below this)

LoL what? NoNo, If your Plan is Leaked somehow then there is a Loophole in your Political System . I highly Doubt your Running mate :rolleyes:

[Hoardseeker]

I'll vote for you if you add tacos :)

http://yourdailytrends.com/images/uploads/483ad3ebea5f14258414923dcedd0d80.png

We won't restrict the Sales of it in Arlor, But the Demand is Much Low but still You'll get it around !

[Fyrce]

Ice cream! Im in!

[konafez]

(Soothing, re assuring music plays in the background)

My fellow arlorians

This election is about more than just food

But our crippling cake shortage is one of the issues, support cake for all! (And ten for me!)

My vice president has a three step plan to bring coffee to everyone

1 get the coffee
2 make the coffee
3 drink the coffee

Hails anti cake party will have arlor frozen in indecision (see what I did there)

And the potato party is rooted in lies! (Yes, that's a potato joke)

My investigators are looking into befs habitual use of tranquilizers (sound of coalhouse shooting him again)

And rumors abound of hoard working with rendtail to fund his chocolate fountans

I support jobs for puppys, funding for arlorian farmers (by having them grow weaponised vegetables) and coffee farmers!

And by increasing the monitoring of stargates in arlor to lower pet mutation (a munch mouth crossed with squirrels ..I mean..really?..really!)

Like one of my loyal supporters said " hay! Give me back my cake" ......um sorry..wrong quote..

(Sound of paper rustling) ..I know that quote is here somewhere.......

But moving on!

On election day ..remember

Vote konafez! Make arlor cake, again!
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[FrostFlame]

I Am New are you a gm of smite ?

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[Fyrce]

Hmm coffee is very tempting too! Argh! Too many choices!

[Befs]

I don't know who to vote now...

Isn't it obvious? #VoteForHail


I don't know who to vote now...


If the elected persons are so greedy (for cake and coffee) this will increase bribery as I earlier said.
Which Befs also said well before me.
I want to clear a few thing...

- I meant timber will be removed from the login process and given a shelter and food. No cruelty.

-i am not against cake or food, idk why people are saying that.

- Arlor is way more important than cake !!! We can very well see that most of the candidates are fighting over food. I am not against cake but other things are important too.
Basically the same thing you said in the last bullet.
Hope, you see the difference here and vote (for Hail) when the voting starts.

Let's see what the debate brings up.

-GreatAnkush

Fixed a few things

[Seoratrek]

Hey everyone! Let's remember to keep all of the discussion related to this contest in this thread. Thanks! :)

[Java]

Ice cream! Im in!
How about frozen mochas with extra whip cream?

[intizamfamily888]

I'll vote for myself[emoji41]

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[konafez]

I support yoga pants for rogues!

[Greatankush]

Isn't it obvious? #VoteForHail





Fixed a few things

Dosent make sense

[Hoardseeker]

Sneak Peek 5 :

Cute Cats and Dogs for all

http://animaliaz-life.com/data_images/wallpaper/cats-and-dogs/cats-and-dogs-08.jpg

Adorable! !!!

[Java]

Sneak Peek 5 :

Cute Cats and Dogs for all

http://animaliaz-life.com/data_images/wallpaper/cats-and-dogs/cats-and-dogs-08.jpg

Adorable! !!!
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160522/92f8e7c1d0f85197557f450348cb0557.jpg

[Greatankush]

Sneak Peek 5 :

Cute Cats and Dogs for all

http://animaliaz-life.com/data_images/wallpaper/cats-and-dogs/cats-and-dogs-08.jpg

Adorable! !!!

I saw that yesterday on google images lol

[Hoardseeker]

I saw that yesterday on google images lol

I didn't say that those are my pets :p, it's my uncle's. ....uncle google's pets.

[Hail]

Behold ! You are going to get a Little Sneak peek on "The Greatest Plan"[TGP] !

I'll be Updating this Thread Often , So Make sure you visit it Every hour!

Sneak Peeks
1) Chocolate Fountains :

http://img.diytrade.com/smimg/1724976/25120180-5308624-0/Chocolate_mountain_machine_chocolate_fountain_mach ine_/3895.jpg

http://eypartyrental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/chocolate-fountain.jpg


2) #FrenchFriesForAll:

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--QJ9e6xlo--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/183mtcgqwqa3ajpg.jpg

3)Ice Creams!! Who don't like Ice Creams? Not the Nordr People:
http://mobile.dairyreporter.com/var/plain_site/storage/images/publications/food-beverage-nutrition/dairyreporter.com/markets/more-demand-for-ice-cream-with-functional-use-natural-ingredients/10904271-1-eng-GB/More-demand-for-ice-cream-with-functional-use-natural-ingredients_strict_xxl.jpg


4) Arlor Theme Park !
http://ww1.aaa.com/AAA/common/travel/aaaVacations/images/themeParksSliderImage.jpg


5) http://spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?322671-Elections-in-Arlor!-Discussion-Thread&p=2476871&viewfull=1#post2476871

6) Will be Updated , Visit soon! :D


#HoardyForPresident

#Obesity4Arlor

Mr.Hoardy,
Might I ask how exactly you plan to accomplish such marvels of sweety-goodness? Where is your funding? Who will install these constructions? Where are you getting all this produce?

[FrostFlame]

Yes ...

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[Hoardseeker]

#Obesity4Arlor

Mr.Hoardy,
Might I ask how exactly you plan to accomplish such marvels of sweety-goodness? Where is your funding? Who will install these constructions? Where are you getting all this produce?

Taxes , I'll be doing good things to those people from those Taxes I receive . I have a few millions of Gold from my Gold mine which I have Conquered from the Greedy Goblins in Forest-Barrackenridge

[konafez]

*coughinrendtailsbackpocketcough*

Sorry, allergy season....

[konafez]

I Am New are you a gm of smite ?

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I am currently employed as crisis of faiths lord of cake and resident lunatic

[konafez]

My fellow arlorians

Today I'm announcing my nomination for chief justice ..or is it justice chief (one is a judge..one a super hero..I get that confused )

Drake!

[ilhanna]

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#ChangeYouCanSmell (http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?322335-Elections-in-Arlor!-Sign-Up-Thread&p=2477637&viewfull=1#post2477637)

[ilhanna]

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May Tolkien and Peter Jackson forgive me.

[ilhanna]

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Weaponized Durian at Glintstone Personal Arms Show

Glintstone (5/22). A prototype of durian morningstar designed by Center for Research of Unusual Source of Hurt (CRUSH) was on display at Glintstone Personal Arms Show on Sunday. The weaponized fruit proved to be quite a hit with the visitors of the exhibition.

"Durian has been quite a source of inspiration in our design," DR M. Jolnir, Director of CRUSH, told the press at the venue. "We have released durian-based grenades, projectiles, and land mines."

According to CRUSH's lead engineer Professor Sting, the challenge with the durian morningstar had been "picking fruits of suitable ripeness to ensure that they can be used multiple times before breaking open on impact."

Several visitors who had tried the weapon reported it to be satisfactory. Four subjects of such trial had been rushed to nearby hospital.

"We are grateful for the continued support of [presidential candidate] Ms Ilhanna, without whose encouragement we would have continued to be embroiled in the problems of weaponized turnips," DR Jolnir said.


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[konafez]

My fellow arlorians

A attempt was made on my life today, when this cake was delivered to my house..

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Fortunately I keep weapons around for battling such cakes

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#cakebattles

[Befs]

My fellow arlorians

A attempt was made on my life today, when this cake was delivered to my house..

Fortunately I keep weapons around for battling such cakes

#cakebattles

*Whistles with hands behind back*

[konafez]

*Whistles with hands behind back*

I should have known!

Coffeegirl! Unleash the evil muffin!

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[Befs]

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*Places legos in all doorways*

[konafez]

My fellow arlorians

Today is the primarys!

Remember, don't be taken in by candidates with icy hearts, or greasy potatoes , or crazy fruit..

Just remember my simple message

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Make arlor cake,again!

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[konafez]

My fellow arlorians

Today is a momentous day!

We have made huge steps in our wponized vegetable program!

Today we test fired our first intercontinental ballistic carrot!

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Spirits are high, and eye sight is good!

[Hail]

My fellow arlorians

Today is a momentous day!

We have made huge steps in our wponized vegetable program!

Today we test fired our first intercontinental ballistic carrot!

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Spirits are high, and eye sight is good!

I feel you dont Carrot all for the protection of Arlorians and Vegetables alike!

[Befs]

Be careful who you vote for! Konafez has yet to admit just how far his vegetable experimentation has gone. I have found the remains of animals turned into coffee and vegetables scattered around Arlorian Forests. When seen by guards patrolling the area, I was beaten by weaponized turnips, but not before I snapped some photos of the tragically mutilated creatures.

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Vote Hail, for we shall prevail!

[konafez]

Be careful who you vote for! Konafez has yet to admit just how far his vegetable experimentation has gone. I have found the remains of animals turned into coffee and vegetables scattered around Arlorian Forests. When seen by guards patrolling the area, I was beaten by weaponized turnips, but not before I snapped some photos of the tragically mutilated creatures.

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Vote Hail, for we shall prevail!

*shiftey eyes*

Coalhouse, I think its sleepy time for him...

#outofthanks

Throws one of these

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[Hoardseeker]

Sneak peek 6

Throw away your Quests and Stress , Relief yourself ! Paradise Pier will be Revamped into a awesome Beach for ya'll to hangout and enjoy !

http://img2.10bestmedia.com/Images/Photos/96123/captiva-beach-captiva_54_990x660_201404211817.jpg

[Mimmay]

this thread made me hungry. i need food now. the Pain of food imagess!!

-Mim

[ilhanna]

Remember what happened to the self-styled leader who suggested that the people have cake.
Remember another four letter word that rhymes with Hail.
Fries get soggy. Ice cream melts. Chocolate fountain eventually dries up. Talk is cheap.
But honest hard work always pays off if you can just get past the thorns and into the buttery mass of creamy delight that is the durian flesh, the sweetest reward.

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We make no promises. We deliver result.
#TeamDurian
#ChangeYouCanSmell

[konafez]

My fellow arlorians

Make arlor cake, again!

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[konafez]

My fellow arlorians

We have plans to issue these to all town guards

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[konafez]

Some hail partisans delivered this to me today

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-.- really? ..really!?!

I ate it anyway...

These evil cake attempts on my life are getting bad...taking applications for SCS agents (secret cake service)

[konafez]

Today I interviewed a mage that wishes to remain nameless

Me " you nott sure love your portals..you put them up everywhere"

Mage "oh yeah, that are a nottian status symbol"

Me "...um..you don't say..."

Mage "yeah , dragons have treasure hordes, demons build castles, we have portals"

Me "um..OK..you know ..if you had a few less of these things around here..crazy monsters might stop coming through them and wrecking up the place"

Mage "hmm..I never thought of it that way..you could be right"

Me "yeh....hey does hail know about this?"

Mage "oh yeah..he's got 14 of them in his house"

Me "....14....14!!"

Mage "yup..hey wile your here..do you want to trade your weapon in on a durian mace?"

Me "umm..no..no, I'm good"

Mage "well at least let me install a mini portal on it"

Me "no..umm..I have to go now..."

[Java]

Today I interviewed a mage that wishes to remain nameless

Me " you nott sure love your portals..you put them up everywhere"

Mage "oh yeah, that are a nottian status symbol"

Me "...um..you don't say..."

Mage "yeah , dragons have treasure hordes, demons build castles, we have portals"

Me "um..OK..you know ..if you had a few less of these things around here..crazy monsters might stop coming through them and wrecking up the place"

Mage "hmm..I never thought of it that way..you could be right"

Me "yeh....hey does hail know about this?"

Mage "oh yeah..he's got 14 of them in his house"

Me "....14....14!!"

Mage "yup..hey wile your here..do you want to trade your weapon in on a durian mace?"

Me "umm..no..no, I'm good"

Mage "well at least let me install a mini portal on it"

Me "no..umm..I have to go now..."
Maybe I could get a mini portal installed in my coffee cup.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160526/c5a292f6da0613c2038a3fdfa678af1c.jpg

[konafez]

I was in krag today and found this sign

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[Java]

I was in krag today and found this sign

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Durian smells like turpentine and onions, garnished with a warrior's jock strap(so I've heard)...I can understand why it's not allowed in certain parts of Arlor.

[ilhanna]

Technology:
COMMERCIAL NOTT PORTAL LAUNCHED AMID CONTROVERSY

Kelys (5/26). Ashral-based Center for Research of Access into Shuyal (CRASh) showcased the latest design in interdimensional portal, which featured the cutting edge technology in portability.

Lead researcher Frox told the press on Tuesday (5/25): "Interdimensional portals used to be these massive fixtures with embarrasingly inefficient power usage. But Catflap 3.0 is not only compact and highly portable, it also requires very little energy to operate."

He said the technology had been developed to meet commercial demand for faster and safer passage of goods. "Let's say an Ydra farmer co-op wishes to ship cartloads of durians to Kraag. The shipment has to pass areas notorious for bandit activity. By setting up a portal that connects the farm to Kraag durian warehouse, the co-op can save expenses for escort, insurance and shipment loss due to bandit extortion and cart driver's weakness for durian. At the other end, the consumers can enjoy a steady supply of fresh durians at farmer's prices."

Responding to concerns over potential leakage of unsavory emanation from the nether dimensions, CRASh chief engineer Wrex commented, "We have installed the latest sigils in seamless interdimensional plasma matter conduit in anticipation of heavy interportal traffic. In addition the Catflap 3.0 also comes with more precise pentagram drawing feature to ensure that everything that travels through it arrives at its intended destination. After all, business people are more concerned about on-time delivery than tentacled slithering blob of eldritch emanation."

While the commercial sector had responded favorably, resulting in a number of order for Catflap 3.0, security officials remained skeptical. "Magic always takes its toll, mark my word," Paradise Piers-based General Priska said. "Delivering cargo by sea may take time, but at least you wouldn't have to worry about your durians turning into porcupines of Inan Hesh arriving at your doorstep driving your durian cart."

Frox dismissed such concerns as superstitious prejudice from traditional transportation moguls. "There has never been any recorded case of durian transmogrification in an interdimensional transit. A freak discovery of hedgehog was reported once but it was only because the farm where the durians originated was overrun by the prickly beasts."

"People worry about Inan Hesh," added Wrex, "but honestly he was only able to invade because we were too busy dealing with more sinister emanation. You think Inan Hesh is bad? Try a vicious invisible demon that spread lightning fast and made all the young female notts madly in love with a certain bard with the initials JB. That had been a headache and a half, I'm telling you."

Research of Catflap 3.0 had been partially funded by presidential race contender Ilhanna. Vice president candidate Lugs commenting on the technology described it as a welcome development to herald the advent of p-commerce in Arlor, especially in terms of durian trade.


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[ilhanna]

I was in krag today and found this sign

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Ah, I see you've found the poster released by DAFT (Dads Against Fun Things) who have a long list of objects they object too, from fast food to holding hands to kittens to the color pink to chocolate ("Bland food is better for the young generation moral!") to Top 40 songs to hoodie to polka dot and of course the things you see on the poster, cigarette, burger, fireworks and durians. Really, what's a party without all four items?

[ilhanna]

Durian smells like turpentine and onions, garnished with a warrior's jock strap(so I've heard)...I can understand why it's not allowed in certain parts of Arlor.

I've heard of that description too. But that description was made by someone who after a night of some six to eight ripe durians and beer with friends, waking up hungover, had tried to achieve normalcy (and less double vision) by imbibing coffee, only to have the whole thing projectiled against the toilet porcelain.

[konafez]

@coffeegirl
@ilhanna
#OutOfThanks

My fellow arlorians

I intend to build a wall, not around shaul, but around the store that keeps selling these things to those crazy smurfs..before something really bad comes through..

Oh sure, today were transporting crazy fruit through the portals..tomorrow were fighting off axe wielding , megalomaniac gerbils , bent on world conquest

Oh sure they say the technology is safe..those same people told us the gnomes were our fiends, and now those same gnomes are trying to run us over with flame throwing cars!

The yummy warm embrace of a cake is something we all know and love, and no giant squid that wants to sell your organs in cs will pop out

So on election day remember, make arlor cake, again!

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[pretzel]

The Shuyal Hegemony Institute for Interracial Tolerance expresses deep concerns after the recent speech of candidate Konafez. The derogatory term "crazy smurfs" should never be used to designate the noble people of Shuyal.
The aforementioned Institute also express deep concerns regarding a recent surge in the consumption of durians by the young generation which seems to be supported by candidate Ilhanna. The abuse of durian derived substances turns the young people of Shuyal spiky on the outside, mushy inside and smelly all over which is no way to behave for a respectable Nott.

[ilhanna]

@coffeegirl
@ilhanna
#OutOfThanks

My fellow arlorians

I intend to build a wall, not around shaul, but around the store that keeps selling these things to those crazy smurfs..before something really bad comes through..

Oh sure, today were transporting crazy fruit through the portals..tomorrow were fighting off axe wielding , megalomaniac gerbils , bent on world conquest

Oh sure they say the technology is safe..those same people told us the gnomes were our fiends, and now those same gnomes are trying to run us over with flame throwing cars!

The yummy warm embrace of a cake is something we all know and love, and no giant squid that wants to sell your organs in cs will pop out

So on election day remember, make arlor cake, again!

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Don't blame Shuyal portals for megalomaniac gerbils. That's what happens when you turn carrots into intercontinental ballistic missile.

[Java]

The Shuyal Hegemony Institute for Interracial Tolerance expresses deep concerns after the recent speech of candidate Konafez. The derogatory term "crazy smurfs" should never be used to designate the noble people of Shuyal.
The aforementioned Institute also express deep concerns regarding a recent surge in the consumption of durians by the young generation which seems to be supported by candidate Ilhanna. The abuse of durian derived substances turns the young people of Shuyal spiky on the outside, mushy inside and smelly all over which is no way to behave for a respectable Nott.
#outofthanks [emoji106] [emoji106]
What's that acronym? [emoji12]

[Gladius]

I used to believe that konafez was doing the right thing, but now, I can firmly believe he is unfit for presidency. He speaks about preventing mutation and yet he himself experiments with forces ruining our nutritious veggies and harming animals. His attempts to seclude notts and relentless pursuit of Hoxx makes his intentions questionable . If He were to be elected as president, who knows what unbalance would the world (s) go into.
#BurntheBakery

[konafez]

The Shuyal Hegemony Institute for Interracial Tolerance expresses deep concerns after the recent speech of candidate Konafez. The derogatory term "crazy smurfs" should never be used to designate the noble people of Shuyal.
The aforementioned Institute also express deep concerns regarding a recent surge in the consumption of durians by the young generation which seems to be supported by candidate Ilhanna. The abuse of durian derived substances turns the young people of Shuyal spiky on the outside, mushy inside and smelly all over which is no way to behave for a respectable Nott.

Today wile visiting the shaul regional sanitarium and puzzle box factory , I spoke to professor Oblong . I was told that the term "crazy" should not be used, I should have used the term "pathologically high spirited"

[Coalhouse]

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[ilhanna]

The Shuyal Hegemony Institute for Interracial Tolerance expresses deep concerns after the recent speech of candidate Konafez. The derogatory term "crazy smurfs" should never be used to designate the noble people of Shuyal.
The aforementioned Institute also express deep concerns regarding a recent surge in the consumption of durians by the young generation which seems to be supported by candidate Ilhanna. The abuse of durian derived substances turns the young people of Shuyal spiky on the outside, mushy inside and smelly all over which is no way to behave for a respectable Nott.

Dear Sir/Madam;

Attached is a recent article from Shuyal Times for your perusal.

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Lifestyle

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THE AGE OF SPIKES AND LEATHER

Kelys (5/27). Social scientists argued that the recent trend of spike-encrusted jewelry may not have a botanical root, but a musical one instead.

As parents rallied against sale of durian-based food at social gatherings where many adolescent Shuyalites congregate, sociologists from Central Laboratories for Observation of Wizarding Nature (CLOWN) suggested that these concerns are misdirected.

"Durian foodstuffs have nothing to do with the adoption of spikes and leather outfit by the young," CLOWN's Professor Latex told Shuyal Times. "It would be like saying cakes make teenagers crumbly and sticky, or french fries make them greasy and salty. It makes no sense."

He said that the trend had developed along with the growing popularity of the musical genre stone. Stone music, which had gained its name from its gritty, edgy quality, had started as an underground movement, played in abandoned buildings and deep in the woods. As it grew in following, the musical establishment began to notice. Soon, concerts showcasing prominent stone bands like Staves 'n Roses and Tumbling Boulder were organized to sold-out headbanging crowd dressed in black leather and metal spikes.

"The leather and spikes used to symbolize oppression," vanity designer Spandex added, "Later on, it became a kind of a banner, a show of affiliation, or affectation."

Parents were not easily convinced, however. "All I know is my baby came home very late one night, looking like Samael, smelling like durian and refusing to talk to us. You can't tell me there's no correlation," said Gimmix, mother of 16 year old Tumbling Boulder fan Fedex.

Professor Latex said that if parents had only cared to survey stone music concerts, they would find that stalls ringing the open fields where such event commonly takes place (closed indoor space like regular concert halls gets too hot and too malodorous very quickly) are usually selling soft durian-based food stuffs. "Durian ice cream, smoothies, petit fours, pralines, fudge, iced lollies, cake, nougat, crepe, durian-inna-bun...."

In fact, Spandex said, the only nod to the fruit's hard, spiky exterior is probably A Girl's Best Friend, a discreet stall selling durian skin-inspired anti-harrassment gloves, handbag, elbow-, shoulder- and knee-protectors as well as other articles of clothing of a more personal nature. But sales of these items, Spandex said, are well below those of the food stuffs.

"You don't go to stone concerts to get into fights," said Fedex, a girl with thick mascara and triple piercings on the bottom lip. "Besides if you can't even Frost Bolt and Fireball stun any guy who's stupid enough to think he can get away with a grope, you'll be the laughingstock of everyone in school."

Concert security had even banned certain A Girl's Best Friend's merchandise since the incident where a member of Staves 'n Roses crew was injured when an over enthusiastic female fan had flung her durian-skin chest protector scribbled with the pentagram of her home address onto the stage.

"Honestly, Mom, you worry too much," Fedex said at the conclusion of the interview. "It's just hex, durian and rock and roll in those concerts."

--

Epilogue:
...somewhere deep in CLOWN laboratory complex Prof. Latex could be seen still listing the durian-based food items sold at concerts: "...durian and sticky rice; banana stew with durian-laced coconut milk; fruit and jelly bowl with shaved ice topped with durian and condensed milk; chocolate-dipped durian crisps...."

[herculeans]

As conditions are not favourable I decide to fuse my party with Kona

Hail kona hail cake seal the beans

[Hail]

As conditions are not favourable I decide to fuse my party with Kona

Hail kona hail cake seal the beans

Reading this as 1am confused me so much. Now I see you have gone to the dark side.. Dark-Chocolate cake side that is.

Time for bed!

[herculeans]

Reading this as 1am confused me so much. Now I see you have gone to the dark side.. Dark-Chocolate cake side that is.

Time for bed!
Yummy dark chocolate cake!!!

[konafez]

news flash

Researchers at the Foundation for Overtly Anomalous Munchies (FOAM) , announced today the discovery of mad durian disease. A condition running rampant among the nottian community

Dr Hamburgertrane, head of FOAM made this statement today

"Its like DDT, asbestos and chipolata. Not enough research was done . Everything is fine one day, then the next thing you know nott are wrapping there heads in aluminum foil and jumping up and down screaming " I'm a lumberjack!" , its out of control. Today I was called in to handle a group of nottians that were arguing about poor tire ware ...we don't even have cars!"

In other news

Several familys living near the new portal testing facility run by the International Portal Facilities for Fiber Fractionation Technology ( I PFFFT) have started a class action law suit. The suit states "catastrophic over spills of portal energy are causing mutation of local familys"

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[ilhanna]

Ilhanna you never fail to amaze me with your stories :) i love it!!! ahahaha

LOL thanks, Raia. I had a lot of fun writing them.

[konafez]

LOL thanks, Raia. I had a lot of fun writing them.

Ilhanna, you are so funny and creative, I'm alwase impressed by you

[ilhanna]

news flash

Researchers at the Foundation for Overtly Anomalous Munchies (FOAM) , announced today the discovery of mad durian disease. A condition running rampant among the nottian community

Dr Hamburgertrane, head of FOAM made this statement today

"Its like DDT, asbestos and chipolata. Not enough research was done . Everything is fine one day, then the next thing you know nott are wrapping there heads in aluminum foil and jumping up and down screaming " I'm a lumberjack!" , its out of control. Today I was called in to handle a group of nottians that were arguing about poor tire ware ...we don't even have cars!"

In other news

Several familys living near the new portal testing facility run by the International Portal Facilities for Fiber Fractionation Technology ( I PFFFT) have started a class action law suit. The suit states "catastrophic over spills of portal energy are causing mutation of local familys"

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Health
ALLERGY SUSPECTED AT ROOT OF MASS HALLUCINATION

Kelys (5/31). School of Tactical Investigation of Non-native Kitchen (STINK) reveals that allergic reaction to grain and dairy products in Arlorian cakes is the cause of widespread mass hallucination among the Notts. They suggested that further encroachment of Arlorian cake into Nott dietary regime might lead to dire consequences.

Dr Schmux of STINK told the press on Monday that the Nott's gastro-intestinal tract does not produce the enzymes that can properly digest gluten in flour and dairy product like milk, butter, cream and cheese in imported Arlorian cakes. "Our stomach is wired for bat milk and Shadowfang egg," he said.

This deficiency results in an allergic reaction that manifests itself neurologically as hallucination. Owing to the Nott's physiology that allows them to manipulate the elements for magical purposes, this reaction can jump from one individual to another, causing an epidemic of mass hallucination.

A number of cases of mass hallucination had been so severe that whole cities have to be quarantined to prevent more Notts from believing they are round, yellow, and love bananas.

STINK believes that further consumption of Arlorian cakes might lead to even more dire consequences. "Kelys General reported an outbreak of a strange condition where Nott regulars of Arlorian bakeries have turned tan and developed these appendages on their feet... What are they called? Oh, yes, toes," Schmux said.

Another more sinister symptom of Arlorian food allergy is diminishing magical ability. "We've seen sad cases where a Nott tried to cast Frost Bolt and only managed lukewarm water. Also some cases where they tried Gale Force and only produced...um...flatulence."

"Other Arlorian food imports are all right," Schmux went on. "I understand it will be a wrench for the Notts to stop their durian habit, for instance. Durians are natural and healthy. Just don't whip durians into cakes and ice cream. These products were so popular among durian afficionados. But what they didn't know is, too much cake and ice cream can turn their shield into soap bubble."

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Economy
SKYROCKETING VALUES OF NEAR PORTAL PROPERTY

Kraag (5/31). Owners of estates situated near transdimensional portals are enjoying sharp spikes of value since news of magic spillage leaks out.

While scientists puzzled over strange mutation and deformation of people living near transdimensional portals, Arlorians, with their unerring instinct for business opportunities, are competing with each other to seize just this kind of property.

"I'm hearing cases where farmer [near transdimensional portals] are growing ten feet carrots," said Garth Beans, a vegetable grower from Ydra. "Think about it. Boulder-sized potatoes!"

"I read reports about animals living for a long time near transdimensional portals acquiring the ability to speak," Eulalie Stork of Windmoore, owner of prize-winning pedigree cats, said. "I would love to have my babies be able to talk to me."

"They probably will just rant because you had them neutered, honey," her husband Daniel Stork said. "Me, I'm just interested in trees living near transdimensional portals that produce magic timber. You know, if you make them into wardrobes, they open into another world where you can be king, that sort of thing. Could make a fortune out of that."

Whether transdimensional portals are really causing serious mutation, property owners around them are looking into a veritable nest egg as their estates continue to soar in value

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[konafez]

I have met some of the best people through this

Hanna is got to be one of the most creative and funny people I have ever met
Coffeegirl is awesome
Befs is just the greatest (even when I try to shake him till he gives up mana)
Hail is very cool, we went jewel hunting together
Horde is a very nice person
Coalhouse is a freakin nut! (And should turn his friend requests on so I can friend him)
Raia is one of the sweetest people you could ever meet

Its so great to get to play with you cool people

we now return you to your regularly scheduled mud slinging, already in progress

..nd let's face it, Hail has become bitter and crazy. If he wins he will come into your house at night, and wreck up the place, and sell your organs to zoo's for meat! And befs takes candy from children and kicks puppys!

And we all know ilhanna wants to put in all these portals so she can ship all the jobs to a parallel dimension! I also have first hand information that ilhanna has gone to the dark side of baking..projectile bagels , exploding pies, she baked a muffin that stole my car! I have seen the aftermath of her "yeast roll grenades" and its not pretty...

Remember ..I was there during the great cake shortage (and yes I was partially responsible for it) .but I was there for you! Hail would burn the bakerys and cut off our cake supply, and ilhanna says "durians are from the earth, and good for you!" I say uranium is from the earth too! But I'm not going to try eating it! (Though if you baked it into a cake.....)

On election day remember... make arlor cake, again!

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[konafez]

I promise to stop the shipping of jobs to parallel dimensions, I will not let all the good farming jobs be outsourced to giant angry squid!

[ilhanna]

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A broken oven at CRAB laboratory bears witness to the rage of the think tank's best minds


Kraag (6/2). Scientists from Center for Research of Aggressive Baking (CRAB) denied allegation made by presidential hopeful Konafez that they are financed by Ilhanna, another contender in the race. They suspected foul play from the leading presidential candidate and withdrew their support.

CRAB Director Professor Scuttle told the press that his agency is aware of Ilhanna's interest in alternative defense system. "However, she has mainly supported research into weaponized durian and has given the study of offensive bread a very wide berth."

He said that CRAB was shocked by Konafez insinuation that they had gained support for their research from Ilhanna. "It is a betrayal of our long and fruitful relationship with [Konafez]," he said.

"We are the leading authority in the field of ballistic bread, with world-renown experts in brownie bombs, eclair explosives, muffin munitions, and those specialty items like C4 [chocolate cream caramel cake] and radioactive rolls," explained Scuttle. "Naturally, having a shared interest in baked goods, Konafez has for a long time been involved in our work, having served as chief taster, chief tester, chef advisor, and lastly, chairman of the board of cakeholders."

Konafez had reportedly left CRAB to focus on his political dreams. "He had the full support of the agency when he announced his candidacy," Scuttle said. "But after news got out of how Arlorian cakes are bad for Notts, and the Shuyalites are now suspecting Konafez of conspiracy to undermine their magic, I suppose his idea of damage control is to put the blame for weaponized grain products on Ilhanna."

"But our team felt deeply disappointed with this disavowal. Not only has Konafez been washing his hands of any involvement in the plan for, for instance, incendiary cream puff and fudge grenade, he all but thrown us to the angry Shuyalites as party to blame for all that was wrong about cakes."

Scuttle said CRAB laboratories had been picketed by protesters from Rogues Against Misuse of Baked Ordnance, Warriors Against Rogue Tarts, Sorcerers League to Oppose Bread, and Mothers Against Creamy Explosion. The complex had also suffered minor case of vandalism. "We keep finding gingerbread men stuck with needles."

"Some scientists had even been upset enough to destroy their forge...I mean oven," Scuttle said. "I hope that Konafez will soon see the errors of his ways, come clean and make his apologies. Or we will make sure that voters will see just what sort a two-faced crook he is."

Candidates Ilhanna and Konafez had been unaivailable for comment at the time this article went to press.

[ilhanna]

CRACKDOWN ON INSURANCE FRAUD REVEALS HIGH PROFILE PLAYERS

Kraag (6/2). Kraag Metro Police Department announced on Wednesday that a presidential candidate may have been involved in an insurance fraud.

"We have apprehended a man who we suspected of stealing cars and modifying them to be resold to its owners," sais Chief Inspector Alrgernon. "This practice is done in order to claim the car insurance."

According to the police the suspect, identified by his initials as AH, had decided to join the witness protection program in hopes of a lighter sentence. "In exchange he had submitted names of the people who paid him for this service. Some of them are people of rank and importance, even a presidential candidate."

While refusing to reveal the names, police has issued data of reported car theft in the past few weeks. Among the names listed in the document is presidential candidate Konafez.

Konafez had reported his car stolen by some special muffin last week.

[Java]

CRACKDOWN ON INSURANCE FRAUD REVEALS HIGH PROFILE PLAYERS

Kraag (6/2). Kraag Metro Police Department announced on Wednesday that a presidential candidate may have been involved in an insurance fraud.

"We have apprehended a man who we suspected of stealing cars and modifying them to be resold to its owners," sais Chief Inspector Alrgernon. "This practice is done in order to claim the car insurance."

According to the police the suspect, identified by his initials as AH, had decided to join the witness protection program in hopes of a lighter sentence. "In exchange he had submitted names of the people who paid him for this service. Some of them are people of rank and importance, even a presidential candidate."

While refusing to reveal the names, police has issued data of reported car theft in the past few weeks. Among the names listed in the document is presidential candidate Konafez.

Konafez had reported his car stolen by some special muffin last week.
We have cars in Arlor? [emoji12] [emoji106]

[konafez]

We have cars in Arlor? [emoji12] [emoji106]

Yes, Mr gearloose drives a 2016 arlorianroaster , and if you notice ..he has installed a portal in his garage...hmmmmm

[ilhanna]

We have cars in Arlor? [emoji12] [emoji106]

Probably allergic reaction to gluten and lactose. Or election-related stresses. (http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?322671-Elections-in-Arlor!-Discussion-Thread&p=2487610&viewfull=1#post2487610)

[ilhanna]

PORTALS TO RICHES

Kraag (6/2). As more transdimensional portals are built, Arlorians are finding more job opportunities and better income without having to leave the comforts of home.

Specialists like Maura Opi for instance are finding more clients for her skills in manicure and pedicure. "Krakens have eight limbs, eight! That's a lot nail varnish and henna to apply."

Ms Opi said to qualify to work in the Kraken world, she has to train for underwater work and qualify for deep sea diving certificate. "There are scuba classes opening for all kinds of professionals in Kraken Isles," she said. "People are eager to work in the underwater dimension. They pay really well."

Like many Arlorian working overportal, Ms Opi had initially been concerned with payment and difficulties with exchange rate. But she has since overcome her worries. "They pay me in pearls! In buckets! And they say our services are affordable."

Even dubious creatures from the fiery nether dimensions, it seems, are welcoming Arlorian expertise and paying well for their custom. "My boys and I were paid handsomely to install fountains and koi ponds there," Mike Plumb of Brackenridge Aqueducts said. "The problems of course are transporting water and keeping evaporation to a minimum. But we had developed an excellent cooling system and now the nether dimension is beginning to look pretty green. Once we perfect the koi to breed fish that are not going to go belly up with fright when their horned, spike tailed master comes to feed them, our mission is accomplished."

Mr Plumb said the coal and cinder he was paid in are selling very well with the ironsmiths in town. "They melt metal fast," he said. "It's like the steel is scared of the fire."

Rumor has it that the annual summer, fall and winter invasions will come to an end since portals now allow Arlorians to launch a counter strike, an economic one.

Vocal coaches said they have been hired to train Helena to prepare her for her yearly attempt at Arlorian Idol. She had so far failed every year, but is confident for at least a Top 24 finish with her new training regime.

Ursoth has also overcome his irritating skin condition that had made him grumpy for years. Arlorian dermatologists and cosmetic surgeons have worked very hard and succeeded in making him a new troll. He now wields a banjo and travels extensively to country music festivals.

Arlorian dental specialists have worked with Paracelsus. Now that his terminal halitosis is cured, Paracelsus is enjoying a more active social life and is even rumored to plan a wedding in autumn.

Tarlok testimony on Cushion & Son's, Leatherworker and Upholsterer, waxes rhapsodic about the comfortable seat he now has on his dragon saddle. So simple a change apparently has restored his good cheer and instead of threatening to assault Arlorians on their holidays, he has placed orders for sofas, beanbags and rocking chairs to be delivered to his country mansion in time for Yule.

"And the best thing is," Ms Opi said, "I can work and earn pay as an expatriate and still be home for dinner with my husband and kids every day."

"I'm glad [presidential candidate] Ilhanna has pushed for more portals to be build in Arlor," Mr Plumb said. "Sure occassionally some unwanted accident happens, like when one of my boys got his limbs and those of koi fish mixed up. But even that had been a blessing in disguise. He now plays merman in underwater shows. Earns good money, mermanning."

[Coalhouse]

I have met some of the best people through this

Hanna is got to be one of the most creative and funny people I have ever met
Coffeegirl is awesome
Befs is just the greatest (even when I try to shake him till he gives up mana)
Hail is very cool, we went jewel hunting together
Horde is a very nice person
Coalhouse is a freakin nut! (And should turn his friend requests on so I can friend him)
Raia is one of the sweetest people you could ever meet

Its so great to get to play with you cool people

we now return you to your regularly scheduled mud slinging, already in progress

..nd let's face it, Hail has become bitter and crazy. If he wins he will come into your house at night, and wreck up the place, and sell your organs to zoo's for meat! And befs takes candy from children and kicks puppys!

And we all know ilhanna wants to put in all these portals so she can ship all the jobs to a parallel dimension! I also have first hand information that ilhanna has gone to the dark side of baking..projectile bagels , exploding pies, she baked a muffin that stole my car! I have seen the aftermath of her "yeast roll grenades" and its not pretty...

Remember ..I was there during the great cake shortage (and yes I was partially responsible for it) .but I was there for you! Hail would burn the bakerys and cut off our cake supply, and ilhanna says "durians are from the earth, and good for you!" I say uranium is from the earth too! But I'm not going to try eating it! (Though if you baked it into a cake.....)

On election day remember... make arlor cake, again!

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Sorry about that, so many low level strangers in Kraag want to be my "friend" (yeah right, like I'm that loveable!). Anyway, accepting friend requests as soon as I login again.

I am indeed somewhere near that "fine line between genius and madness", I'm just not saying from which side(!)

[konafez]

Sorry about that, so many low level strangers in Kraag want to be my "friend" (yeah right, like I'm that loveable!). Anyway, accepting friend requests as soon as I login again.

I am indeed somewhere near that "fine line between genius and madness", I'm just not saying from which side(!)

To coal bro!

[Gladius]

We have cars in Arlor? [emoji12] [emoji106]

Yeah, but most are gnome crafted and taken by Jardis

[Vixenne]

Yeah, but most are gnome crafted and taken by Jardis

Hah well played, Ing

[Hail]

I did some recent detective work and found evidence to support a serious crime on Kona's behalf.

At 13:00, 3rd of June, a medium cake was found stashed behind a barrel in Kona's newly bough house. The authorities have been called.

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Stop this criminal! Vote for Hail.

[konafez]

Presidential dance off!

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[konafez]

I did some recent detective work and found evidence to support a serious crime on Kona's behalf.

At 13:00, 3rd of June, a medium cake was found stashed behind a barrel in Kona's newly bough house. The authorities have been called.

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Stop this criminal! Vote for Hail.

*shiftey eyes* that's not my cake..I was just holding it for a friend! *shiftey eyes*

[konafez]

Whistles and looks innocent , standing next to iluninati pic

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[konafez]

Shifty eyes

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[Java]

Shifty eyes

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That cake on the banner looks a little bit pyramidy too. Hmm.

[Coalhouse]

So, if voting has come to an end; then it is congratulations to President konafez and Vice-president Coffeegirl.

Real politicians would kill for 41% of the vote, with a 13% lead.

[Gladius]

So, if voting has come to an end; then it is congratulations to President konafez and Vice-president Coffeegirl.

Real politicians would kill for 41% of the vote, with a 13% lead.

Eh, not really.
Votings for the first debate where the top 3 is decided has ended.
The second debate ends it all

[Befs]

...

Eh, not really.
Votings for the first debate where the top 3 is decided has ended.
The second debate ends it all

Incorrect.


Hi everyone,

Since there are only six entries I am going to go ahead and just make this the only voting. To compensate, I am extending the deadline to vote to Monday, June 6, 2016 at 6:00 PM PDT. Good luck!!

[Seoratrek]

Prizes have been granted!

Congrats President Konafez and Vice President Coffeegirl! :)

[Spyce]

Oh lord can I move to a new expansion?, because kon is gonna require everyone to pay him cake bi-weekly.

Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk

[ilhanna]

Prizes have been granted!

Congrats President Konafez and Vice President Coffeegirl! :)

Many congratulations, Kona and Coffee!

Lugs and I've asked Mr Patrik to send you this pile of durians, with our compliments. Please excuse his unorthodox delivery method.

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Thanks, Kona, for starting this fun and thanks Seo for taking it up a notch. Also, many thanks to those who voted in (and tolerated :D) the election, especially #TeamDurian supporters. Lugs and I consider it a success that more Arlorians are now better acquainted with durian and its culinary and ballistic properties.

[konafez]

Thanks everyone

I never knew one night of bored sillynes could turn into all of this

Ty to everyone who participated and ty to those that voted..this has been so much fun and I have gained a host of new friends...and hail (jk hail, your the best)

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[Hail]

Thanks so much Seo and everyone who participated/voted in the election. It was great fun and we have all made friends along the way.
Congratulations Kona/Coffee and Hanna/Lugs and thanks to my running mate Befs + our supporters :)

Time to prepare my rebellion :rolleyes:

[Java]

Tomorrow night, we will host a party for all candidates and supporters. Pm me in-game for invite....and oh, yes...there will be CAKE!!!

It will likely be kind of late in the evening 12 mid est/9pm pst.

Good times!!

[Befs]

Due to the fact that burning bakeries would now be considered terrorism, I've employed Gustav to help me put out a few fires.

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Thank you all who voted or participated!

[Gladius]

Looks like im slow on the uptake, anyways...
Congratulations to konafez and coffingirl

[Coalhouse]

Tomorrow night, we will host a party for all candidates and supporters. Pm me in-game for invite....and oh, yes...there will be CAKE!!!

It will likely be kind of late in the evening 12 mid est/9pm pst.

Good times!!

00:00 EST = 05:00 GMT = 06:00 BST, damn!

[konafez]

We raided zeus's cake stash

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The authoritys were called

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And so begins ..."cakegait"

[pretzel]

The Shuyal Order for Legitimate Denunciation congratulate President Konafez for his new appointment. We would like to offer our collaboration in eliminating the threat of transdimensional portals and our unconditional submission regarding any other matter. All members of S.O.L.D. have received the Globally Efficient and Shameless Training Against Portal Opening. We are fearless (from afar) fighter against tentacled creatures and with the G.E.S.T.A.P.O. we can pinpoint with accuracy the opening of any portal. We thoroughly update a documented list of portal openers and of their suspicious friends and family members that we will happily hand over to the interested members of your government for appropriate retaliation.

Looking forward to the great changes that will be brought by your presidency.
S.O.L.D. officers (who wish to remain anonymous for the sake of their holy mission).

[terrence01]

Votewisely
Jajajajajajajahahaha

[Promagin]

Woops, forgot about this. I would have won ez.

[konafez]

Today I'm starting a few executive groups

The anti mana begging group , mages are people too (MAPT) . To be run by befs

The agricultural group, durian investors remuneration trust (DIRT) to be run by ilhanna