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Moogerfooger
08-03-2011, 06:17 PM
Dear Apple,


If your app approval process were entered in a 50-foot race against a snail on Valium, you would lose. By 48 feet.

Your app approval process is slower than flowing molasses on a flat rock in the middle of a Minnesota winter.

You suck.

That is all.

Silentarrow
08-03-2011, 06:20 PM
So true…. So true…

Otukura
08-03-2011, 06:20 PM
Do we all get to post our insults about apple?

Moogerfooger
08-03-2011, 06:21 PM
Do we all get to post our insults about apple?

Tis a free forum ;)

I don't mind Apple, but their approval process is ridiculous.

Silentarrow
08-03-2011, 06:21 PM
Oktukara, how come your title is still Chronicler of Alterra?

Otukura
08-03-2011, 06:27 PM
Otukura, how come your title is still Chronicler of Alterra?

Because I prefer it over GoA.

And oh yes, my insult. IMO, CEOs should not be micromanaging their Cafeterias when there is other stuff on the table.

Whatyouwill
08-03-2011, 09:17 PM
Somewhere in Apple now a worm, a worm
Has delved deep within the white flesh
And, settling to sleep
Has set rot to grow.

As Summer lengthens and turns the trees
From emerald to amber and gold
The Apple that should have ripened
Shrivels and falls.

Dunno. It's late & seemed like a good idea at the time. =)

Echelong
08-03-2011, 09:39 PM
Couldnt have said it better :)

A cookie for You Mr. Random

Air
08-03-2011, 10:59 PM
You suck.

That is all.

If 452 ever sees this post. +1 more Week to official Launch time :(

Moogerfooger
08-03-2011, 11:03 PM
I will just slap him in his baldie head and tell him to quit goofing off or I will burn his collection of black shirts.

Piosidon
08-03-2011, 11:36 PM
He probably reading all these apple "hate" posts and he's punishing us

LIGHTNINGLORD67
08-04-2011, 12:36 AM
I will just slap him in his baldie head...

Rofl.