View Full Version : Would You Survive a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?!
Junside
09-04-2011, 11:17 AM
Lets say Toshiba DOESNT add in an impact-smart hard-drive to their laptops, and someone drinks milk with reduced fat that expired 5 days past its date, therefore causing a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!
Do you think you would survive? Me, I'm in the south, surround by thrift stores that carry military grade assault rifles for some reason >_> so I think I stand a good chance. I don't think there's a Twinkies factory nearby though.
SO WOULD YOU?! (Zombie apocalypses are my new obsession) :p
LIGHTNINGLORD67
09-04-2011, 11:28 AM
Lmao that commercial is stupid and absurd.
But if that really happened, I guess I would...I could melee my way through the nearest gun shop :P.
Cahaun
09-04-2011, 11:36 AM
Lol I think I will. A scout is always prepared.
Equip my Raid Set (: Kill em all!!!!!
Grimtigrex
09-04-2011, 11:44 AM
What does this have to do with pl or sl?
Cascade
09-04-2011, 11:45 AM
Im NRA pistol certified and my dad teaches NRA pistol classes so we have a few pistols/rifles and we are both a good shot...Oh yeah and my dad was in the army...So yeah zombies got nothing on us.
Ayc2000
09-04-2011, 11:47 AM
no. i would die. X|-K <---me in about ten seconds after it starts
Junside
09-04-2011, 11:51 AM
What does this have to do with pl or sl?
Its in off-topic. Trust me, I know what I'm doing. :D
IceCoffie
09-04-2011, 11:56 AM
I dont think the zombies would have a chance of becoming a huge thing. If u think about what would u do if u c a zombie, u would kill it without thinking twice. I think people would kill them off before there were to many. but thats just me.
Ebalere
09-04-2011, 12:57 PM
What does this have to do with pl or sl?
Actually, I was wondering what your post had to do with this thread? Lol
EDIT: to answer your question, No, I'd probably be laying in bed totally unprepared.
Lowlyspy
09-04-2011, 01:01 PM
Considering all the zombie movies ive watched i think id do pretty well. Remember everyone, zombies cant break into a glass fronted buildings so be sure to go to you nearest neighborhood costco. Zombies also cant climb over shopping carts so that just makes costco all the better :)
Also, are they slow moving zombies or can they sprint after you?
Artemis
09-04-2011, 01:07 PM
The gunshop is like 3 blocks from my house. then i would camp out at walmart.
Otukura
09-04-2011, 01:12 PM
Also, are they slow moving zombies or can they sprint after you?
They blink strike you.
Artemis
09-04-2011, 01:16 PM
They blink strike you.
cuz i totally know what that means.
Junside
09-04-2011, 01:20 PM
They blink strike you.
cuz i totally know what that means.
I lol'd :D
He means the zombie will move so fast like "in the blink of an eye"
Otukura
09-04-2011, 01:21 PM
I lol'd :D
He means the zombie will move so fast like "in the blink of an eye"
I mean it'll teleport and do extra damage on the first attack/have increased attack speed on the first attack. Someone needs to play more video games :0
Junside
09-04-2011, 01:23 PM
I mean it'll teleport and do extra damage on the first attack/have increased attack speed on the first attack. Someone needs to play more video games :0
Im not a dota-head -.-
Otukura
09-04-2011, 01:24 PM
Im not a dota-head -.-
Should be.
Junside
09-04-2011, 01:28 PM
Rotation zombies would mean the end of the world
Artemis
09-05-2011, 01:44 AM
Rotation zombies would mean the end of the world
...........cuz i totally know what that means. -opens up chacha.com-
Azurkray
09-05-2011, 02:05 AM
Knowing me I would be the guy who drinks the milk in the first place lol
Fatpigwarrior
09-05-2011, 02:06 AM
I'd survive, Cricket bat........
Junside
09-05-2011, 09:23 AM
...........cuz i totally know what that means. -opens up chacha.com-
Meant dota. Damn You auto correct