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Zeus
08-07-2016, 11:02 AM
Hello,

After I purchased the toilet, I noticed people taking massive dumps in my house. After a while, I began to realize how dirty my toilet looked. It occurred to me, our toilets have no toilet paper. As a result, people are behaving like cavemen and ruining our wonderful homes.

So, may we please have some toilet paper to keep our houses clean? Preferably, Charmin' Ultra Soft for those of us with sensitive bums!


Thanks!

kinzmet
08-07-2016, 11:55 AM
I used Tavern books, theres a lot of them. :p

Fyrce
08-07-2016, 12:09 PM
We need composting toilet. Or various holes in the ground :p

Iockedcrate
08-07-2016, 01:47 PM
lmao rlly? wtf hahaha

Captain critic
08-07-2016, 11:46 PM
Pahahhah sorry but thats sounds way too funny XD

Zylx
08-09-2016, 07:46 PM
But zeus aint you richhh? Aint you got dat toilet that sprays ur bum with water and dries? Also self cleaning and autoflush, you just have to flip the switch located by the jet on the bottom of the bowl.

Zeus
08-09-2016, 08:41 PM
But zeus aint you richhh? Aint you got dat toilet that sprays ur bum with water and dries? Also self cleaning and autoflush, you just have to flip the switch located by the jet on the bottom of the bowl.

No matter what rich people say, that cleaning thing feels weird and uncomfortable...@.@

Zylx
08-09-2016, 08:49 PM
No matter what rich people say, that cleaning thing feels weird and uncomfortable...@.@
Oh. I thought it feels like a massaging shower @.@

resurrected
08-10-2016, 09:19 AM
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Justg
08-10-2016, 10:41 AM
And thus was created the most expensive item in Arcane Legends:

154096

Hercules
08-10-2016, 11:01 AM
And thus was created the most expensive item in Arcane Legends:

154096

hahahaha :,D

resurrected
08-10-2016, 11:48 AM
And thus was created the most expensive item in Arcane Legends:

154096
Lmao
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Zeus
08-10-2016, 12:35 PM
And thus was created the most expensive item in Arcane Legends:

154096

Omg, yes! Please, please!

stricker20000
08-10-2016, 02:21 PM
And thus was created the most expensive item in Arcane Legends:

154096

Can it surely cap Arcane Deary in plat price? :hopelessness:

Faliziaga
08-10-2016, 02:25 PM
Hope it'll be endless like the Ale, otherwise we are gonna have high 'toilet upkeep' costs.

williwunka
08-10-2016, 04:38 PM
Sorry I'm thread jacking, but after toilet paper, can we have a golden toilet?