ViridianGames
09-16-2011, 11:15 AM
Hey, buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems. F'rinstance, how'm I gonna keep some mean robot monster from tearing myself and my friends a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer: five points in Empathy.
Yeah, I'm not the kind of engineer that can throw down mini-turrets, but if you need to get into someplace...special, kill everyone inside and live to tell about it, you're going to want me with you. And since I can wear medium armor, you don't have to worry too much about me dying (that's my worry).
Just don't ask me to DPS. Throwing my Masters in Engineering diploma at enemies doesn't really do much.
I solve practical problems. F'rinstance, how'm I gonna keep some mean robot monster from tearing myself and my friends a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer: five points in Empathy.
Yeah, I'm not the kind of engineer that can throw down mini-turrets, but if you need to get into someplace...special, kill everyone inside and live to tell about it, you're going to want me with you. And since I can wear medium armor, you don't have to worry too much about me dying (that's my worry).
Just don't ask me to DPS. Throwing my Masters in Engineering diploma at enemies doesn't really do much.