Win Win Win Thread

[blox]

2 contests in 1 thread!

many will enter
Two will win


2nd contest: last post will win lvl 56 glyph charmin, if nobody post in 2 days the last post will win
NEW 4th contest: which post number has the word "flip" and "future notes" - prize:50k


click thumbs up on bottom left ! :)
i will edit and add more contests in this thread in the future
this contest is brought to you by vendonia website

[OmincrossMX]

Why a chicken is in the middle of the road?
- to cross the street!
Why is a turkey in the middle of the road?
-Because chiken had a day off!!:D

[Archey]

Last and YO MOMMMA!

[Lillypink]

Why is the turkey on the tree?

Because it cought one of its feathers on fire some one tried to BBQ him! (Turkey is scared to get back down)

[Sassinya]

What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?

..wait for it..

"DAM"

[Piosidon]

What do you get when a cow jumps over the sun?

Warm milk

[darandombird]

Last
/(.(78.7).

[furryfighter]

Last

[xBurritoKingx]

Wat did gurgox say when overlord fell off the boat? Oh no overlord overboard


Ign is xburriokingx

[Cytokinesis]

Wat did gurgox say when overlord fell off the boat? Oh no overlord overboard


Ign is xburriokingx
that was copied from someone else

[Nourish]

I like how he put his IGN like he won lol

[Cytokinesis]

I like how he put his IGN like he won lol
lol ikr?

[xBurritoKingx]

Just sayin

[Cytokinesis]

it was from here (http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?32212-JOKE!&highlight=galactic+overboard)

[Whirlzap]

No it was from here:
Click! (http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?26450-Who-s-Ready-for-FRIDAY-FRIDAY-GOTTA-GET&highlight=Galactic+overboard)
as you can see, I was the one who originally made the joke.
Then people started using it. Conradin's post was in July.
Mine was in late May.

[Lordchewbacca]

Yo mama so stoopid she stole a free sample

[Matutd]

Yo momma is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie :)
And another:
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe, after a few drinks the giraffe passes out, the bar man says 'u can't leave that lyin there.' so the man says 'it's not a lion it's a giraffe'
Get it? Lyin, lion? Ahh u guys suck anyway :P lol jk u must be awesome if u play pl :)

[Bwahahagirl]

Ok my joke isnt really (bwah)"HAHA!" funny, it's more like "teehee" funny but here it goes:

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because I just ate it for dinner (I feel so guiiiilllllttyyyyy!!!! DX)

Wow...that sounded so much better in my head...

[XchilangopwnX]

Wife is with her lover but her hubby gets home early.
She quickly hides her lover in the closet but she doesnt know her kid is in there.
The kid then says to the lover.
"its very dark in here" (kid)
"yes it is" (lover)
"i have a baseball glove" (kid)
"oh thats nice" (lover)
"ill sell it to you for $75o" (kid)
"what? no way" (lover)
"my dads right outside" (kid)
"fine here" (lover)
Next day the kid's dad tells him to get his glove to play catch.
Kid tells him he cant because he sold it.
Dad asks how much he sold it for and then gets mad at him for overpricing his glove. His dad then takes him to confess himself.
Kid gets in a room to confess himself and he says
"its very dark in here" (kid)
"dont start with that b-s again"
xD
credit to fb status of a bud

[lilgangster]

wat is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
(ANSWER) FROG IN A BLENDER!

[SUPAPRODIGY]

wat is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
(ANSWER) FROG IN A BLENDER!

Rofl.

[furryfighter]

Last

[FlyingS0ldier]

I want it! The glyph

[Bunnyshoota]

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

HAHA so CORNYYYYY

[blox]

wow hard to choose the funniest joke hmmm

[maneatingtree]

There is a trout and a bass that got in an intense argument
Bass- i ssuck u dumb trout
Trout- well u suck even more
Bass- well ur a trout turd
Trout- well ur a bassturd

[furryfighter]

Last;)

[lilgangster]

last!!
IGN: LILGANGSTA hope im not late n my joke is up there

[lilgangster]

can we enter more than 1 joke? if so here it is. if not this is my real one.



3 friends are stranded on an island. they find a magic lamp with a genie who grants them each 1 wish. the first wishes to be off the island and back home. The second guy does the same. the third says "im lonley i wish my friends were back."
XD

[Neffy]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Lmao.

[Neffy]

can we enter more than 1 joke? if so here it is. if not this is my real one.



3 friends are stranded on an island. they find a magic lamp with a genie who grants them each 1 wish. the first wishes to be off the island and back home. The second guy does the same. the third says "im lonley i wish my friends were back."
XD
Lmao, oh my god.

[Zeus]

How do you get Chuck Norris to run for his mommy?

Show him developer Flip. (He has 3000+ damage, 3000+ armor, 3000+ Hit). Crazy intense stuff.

[Neffy]

How do you get Chuck Norris to run for his mommy?

Show him developer Flip. (He has 3000+ damage, 3000+ armor, 3000+ Hit). Crazy intense stuff.
But Chuck Norris' beard has +7500 damage, +7500 armor, +7500 hit. Crazier, more intense stuff.

[lilgangster]

last! again! sum1 plz answer my question.
can we enter more than 1 joke?

[Zeus]

But Chuck Norris' beard has +7500 damage, +7500 armor, +7500 hit. Crazier, more intense stuff.

Developer Flip has dev controls. In PL he could make Norris look like a Level 20 elf in 61 PvP. :D

[IceCoffie]

your momma so.dumb she tried to drown a fish.XD

Two guys walk into a bar, what do they say..........
Ouch!!

[Neffy]

Developer Flip has dev controls. In PL he could make Norris look like a Level 20 elf in 61 PvP. :D
Well, you know, I don't care. Just kidding, but Chuck Norris is at least the best player that doesn't have dev controls.

[Zeus]

Well, you know, I don't care. Just kidding, but Chuck Norris is at least the best player that doesn't have dev controls.

Maybe. Might have been the player that would have given TheLoneArcher a run for his money when he was still playing. (Banned)

[Otukura]

Maybe. Might have been the player that would have given TheLoneArcher a run for his money when he was still playing. (Banned)

Replace Lone with Doll and you're good.

[Zeus]

Replace Lone with Doll and you're good.

Doll is banned? :O. Doll is good, but I don't think that he would have been better than Lone. Did you ever see Lone when he was actually trying? I could hardly land a kill on him.

[Neffy]

Doll is banned? :O. Doll is good, but I don't think that he would have been better than Lone. Did you ever see Lone when he was actually trying? I could hardly land a kill on him.
I've never seen either. Guess that's just how new I am. But who cares, I'm still learning. :D

[Otukura]

Doll is banned? :O. Doll is good, but I don't think that he would have been better than Lone. Did you ever see Lone when he was actually trying? I could hardly land a kill on him.

No, he's not.

And lone used to say that doll had replaced him at the top(in terms of skill), didn't he?

[TitanFusion]

You're so stupid. You threw a rock at the ground and missed....

[Neffy]

You're so stupid. You threw a rock at the ground and missed....
Lmao. Everyone who read this started thinking "Oh boy.". Haha.

[furryfighter]

Your momma is so stupid she sold the car for gas money

[Bunnyshoota]

Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphebatize skittles

[lilgangster]

last! it is now 10:48 p.m. september 26

[adidaman]

LAST

[Wretch]

Meh

[Lowlyspy]

My jokes.

Joke #1
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, the three of them went hunting. The brunette went into the woods and came back with a rabbit, the blonde and redhead asked "how did u get that rabbit?", the redhead said "i followed the tracks, followed the tracks and BOOM i shot the rabbit". Then the redhead went into the woods and came back with a deer, the blond and the brunette asked "how did you get that deer?", the brunette said "i followed the tracks, followed the tracks and BOOM i shot the deer". Then the blonde went into the woods and came back bloody and bruised, the brunette and redhead asked "how did you get all bloody and bruised?", the blonde said "i followed the tracks, followed the tracks and BOOM got hit by a train".

joke #2
Yo momma so poor when she lit a match all the cockroaches sang "CLAP YO HANDS, STOMP YO FEET, PRAISE THE LORD WE GOT SOME HEAT!"

[blox]

lowlyspy u got 1 more day to win if anyone doesnt post :) ( this post doesnt count )

[furryfighter]

Hmmm I posted lol

[Bunnyshoota]

Last

[Mysterious]

Last

Joke:

Why do all these people think they will win a glyph robe? Did you see the last thread like this? It's still going on! now who will win? Me! Lock this thread!!!!!!

[Matutd]

last...Maybe...hopefully lol

[Neffy]

Last, trollololol.

[lilgangster]

last

[Swimmingstar]

LAST!!!!


Joke:

Chicken wings for sale! The best chicken (archer-bird-chicken) in Allterra and from Allterra!!!



Explanation of joke:
Do you know the archers in PL? That's what I'm talking about taking archers and cooking them as archer-bird-chicken wings! :D :banana:

[Lowlyspy]

Dang lol it was so close. Well i guess the 2 day counter has restarted.

This is gonna end up one of those nonwinnable endless posting contests lol

[Bunnyshoota]

Last. I feel you lowly.
NOw someone plz lock this thanks in advance!!!:)

[Neffy]

Lasty-idy last last.
Troll'd n33B.

[Lowlyspy]

Btw blox are you going to award the best joke award when the last poster wins? if so i think we'll be waiting for quite a while :p

[furryfighter]

Grr this thead is gonna last so long

[Cytokinesis]

Grr this thead is gonna last so long
so stop posting....

[darkfussion]

First!

[Lowlyspy]

First to say second!.....and third!.....and fourth! :p

[XchilangopwnX]

Last post wins is always fail bcuz little chance of it happening.
I would like that the funniest joke be named already.

[Lowlyspy]

Last post wins is always fail bcuz little chance of it happening.
I would like that the funniest joke be named already.same here, not that im too confident but i think my 1st joke is quite hilarious :D

[trixxspet]

WARNING: BEFORE you read this, go use the restroom... & DO NOT have liquid in your mouth...just in case. :) Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.


A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest.. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another. The directions said that: a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!! I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution: There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered conservative! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it

[Lowlyspy]

WARNING: BEFORE you read this, go use the restroom... & DO NOT have liquid in your mouth...just in case. :) Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.


A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest.. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another. The directions said that: a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!! I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution: There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered conservative! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it

ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Dude you win, no contest, by far the best joke i have ever heard in my life!!

[XchilangopwnX]

WARNING: BEFORE you read this, go use the restroom... & DO NOT have liquid in your mouth...just in case. :) Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.


A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest.. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another. The directions said that: a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!! I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution: There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered conservative! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it

No fair you pretty much took the win by default lol
But, kudos this was off the chain I laughed so hard I almost crapped myself! xD

[Lowlyspy]

Hehe didn't think I forgot about this thread did ya? ;)

[XchilangopwnX]

Hehe didn't think I forgot about this thread did ya? ;)
I think blox has though :(

[Lowlyspy]

Oh well, twas fun while it lasted :\

[Nick41324]

LAST

[XchilangopwnX]

Was my first time entering contests lol I have been embedded with a feelin of abandon |':

[Paar]

Uh last...

[Lowlyspy]

Uh last...
Actually paar, ur second to last ;D

[lilgangster]

last

[XchilangopwnX]

Last

[blahggart]

last

[Darkfader]

My lose lose lose reply to win win win thread!

[lilgangster]

last

[Barrington]

you'll probably groan but its funny

It was Rocky's first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were in their cells and he was trying to become a bit more comfortable with his meager surroundings. As he leaned against the bars at the front of his cell, Rocky heard a voice call out "44" and the whole cell block erupted into laughter!
Another voice called "16" and again there was laughter. Athird voice called "62" which was followed by laughter throughout the block.
Rocky didn't know what was going on so he knocked on his cell wall."Yeah, what do you want? " came the gruff reply from next door."What's going on, here? " asked Rocky."Well," said the other inmate, "down in the prison library there's only one joke book. We've all read the book so many times that we don't waste time telling the joke, we just call out it's number. "
So the next day Rocky went down to the library and, sure enough, found the yellowed, dog-eared joke book and read it from cover to cover. That night,wanting to be part of the group, Rocky confidently called out "44" and everyone laughed! He tried calling "16" and "62" and again there were peals of laughter. Then he called 57, and the halls rang with laughter.
After several minutes, one prisoner was still rolling on the floor laughing.
More minutes - still laughing. Rocky knocked on the cell wall. "Yeah, what do you want? " asked the other inmate."I don't understand it," asked Rocky, "Why is Bill still laughing? "Well," said the gruff inmate, "He never heard that one before! "

[blox]

Btw blox are you going to award the best joke award when the last poster wins? if so i think we'll be waiting for quite a while :p yup and so far i see some good jokes :)

[lilgangster]

last

[Trollee]

End this nonsense thread..... Lol jk, last.

[ShiningStar]

Last ;P

[Trollee]

.stal sdrawkcab si lasT

[ShiningStar]

.siht ekil gnipyt drakwa si tI
Last C:

[XchilangopwnX]

This will never end itll just be like the last contest about last place....forever and ever

[ShiningStar]

What fun! :P

[Trollee]

Only fun for the winner ! Last !

[ShiningStar]

Who is going to be me!

[MimeRifle]

Who is going to be me!

No one else could ever be you. You are one of a kind. I can however beat you at this game, and I just did! (where is the smart-a** emoticon??)

[ShiningStar]

No one else could ever be you. You are one of a kind. I can however beat you at this game, and I just did! (where is the smart-a** emoticon??)
I'm one of a kind, just like you, which makes us the same. Beat me at this game? Psh... as if ;P

[MimeRifle]

I'm one of a kind, just like you, which makes us the same. Beat me at this game? Psh... as if ;P

It could happen.... ;-)

[SssoulSsshine]

We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here," says the bartender....A neutrino walks into a bar.

[MimeRifle]

We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here," says the bartender....A neutrino walks into a bar.

Lmao!! Thank you, I love that joke!!

Two atoms are walking down the street, one says to the other "I think I just dropped an electron!". The other one says "are you sure?", the first answered "yes. I'm positive!"

[Swimmingstar]

Last







"My joke is so funny!!!"--Anonymus ...Crowd roars out laughing.

[lilgangster]

can u go ahead n atleast pick ur fav. joke cuz this will last a looooooong time

[StompArtist]

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

[ShiningStar]

It could happen.... ;-)
It could, but that's unlikely c:

[MimeRifle]

Unlikely things happen all the time... :playful:

[ShiningStar]

But if it happens all the time, then why is it unlikely? :saturn:

[MimeRifle]

I know, right?!? I think it's very unlikely I will ever win the powerball lottery jackpot - but somebody will likely win it tomorrow. Confounding, isn't it?!?

[ShiningStar]

Very ;P

[blox]

WARNING: BEFORE you read this, go use the restroom... & DO NOT have liquid in your mouth...just in case. :) Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.


A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest.. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another. The directions said that: a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!! I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution: There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered conservative! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with itCongrats you have won the Joke Contest

[Trollee]

Last ?

[ShiningStar]

Nope, I am ;p

[blahggart]

hahaha. not likely. im last

[ShiningStar]

You were saying? C;

[blox]

NEW CONTEST check first post from me i edited it to add the new 3rd contest

[blahggart]

NEW CONTEST check first post from me i edited it to add the new 3rd contest
umm... what game does this apply for?? like pocket legends or star legends?

if its pocket then id say 60 and 58

[trixxspet]

yaaaay....thanks blox....glad i could make everyone laugh a little....wooooot!

[ShiningStar]

60 & 52? c:

[blox]

It's pl and trixx add armordevil in game to retrieve ur prize

[trixxspet]

ok blox....added

[Trollee]

61 & 60 >.<

[blox]

HINT: over 50 less than lvl cap

[Barrington]

52 and 57

[Lowlyspy]

60 & 56 :)

[lilgangster]

last

[ShiningStar]

Can we guess more than once? Last C:

[Bunnyshoota]

Last. both of ur mains are from 1-61 i believe.

[ShiningStar]

Last. both of ur mains are from 1-61 i believe.
Really? I would've have never thought! ;P

[Bunnyshoota]

really? I would've have never thought! ;p
i know right!!!!!1!!!!!:)

[lilgangster]

hey bro jst pick the dude be4 me lol i really dnt want this to go on like the last contest.
but hey its ur contest. only a suggestion

[Bunnyshoota]

hey bro jst pick the dude be4 me lol i really dnt want this to go on like the last contest.
but hey its ur contest. only a suggestion
I totally agree.

[ShiningStar]

i know right!!!!!1!!!!!:)
Yupper ;D

[Mastercon]

Here are my jokes: (Probaby lame)

1. Yo momma is so dumb, she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side.
2. Yo momma is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three comercials
3. Yo momma is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals."
4. Yo momma is so fat, she was baptized at Sea World!
5. Yo momma is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale, it said: "To infinity, and beyond!"

Those are it! I hope you like them!

-Mastercon

[ShiningStar]

Am I last? (;

[ExperimentNebulaCore]

no, jkoe, but Eye need coefefe to slpel but eye cnat cux cofefe borke

[ShiningStar]

:o you lost me

[blox]

Ok this is going too long so I'll give u a hint
Over 50+
One main over lvl 55
second main under lvl 55

I really want u guys to win :) good luck

[gotrocks420]

60&53

[ShiningStar]

How many times an you can you guess?

[Lowlyspy]

54 & 59!! :d

[FlyingS0ldier]

53 and 60
If I got it right pm me ;)

[ShiningStar]

57 & 53

[Matutd]

58 & 52

[blox]

58 & 52dang!1!!!! ur SO close!

[Matutd]

59 & 52?

[blox]

59 & 52?
i already gave u hints :)

ur so close

[bottleo]

Yo mumma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.... I dont want to win give it to whoever....(not sayin I will win) but I wanted to let yall hear this......

[Swimmingstar]

60 and 52?



lllassstt!

[Lowlyspy]

59 & 51!!

[Matutd]

58 & 51

[blox]

58 & 51 WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
check my first post for my contests :)

[xkoolwillx]

Last

[Matutd]

I've added u in game :)

[xkoolwillx]

Am
I the winner

[blahggart]

Post 1!!!

[blahggart]

Did i get it??

[blahggart]

hahaha jk. the word flip is in post 15, 32, 33, 35, 37 im lookin for future note

[Matutd]

Whatever the prize was for the contest I won, just keep it and put it toward ur next contest :)

[blahggart]

Whatever the prize was for the contest I won, just keep it and put it toward ur next contest :)

but the whole point of guessing was to win that prize wasnt it?????? cuz if not then ill gladly have it :D


jk. nah i dont want it

[Nourish]

I didn't get the flip and future notes one, explain? :P

Edit: neverminddddddd :)

[NYCFanMan]

last

[blahggart]

the word flip is in post 15, 32, 33, 35, 37. the word future notes is in post 42 i believe

[blahggart]

Did i win?

[NYCFanMan]

last

[ShiningStar]

Last c:

[Trollee]

tut tut tut...

L@$T

[blahggart]

ahhh. tsk tsk tsk. yall thought ya won. well guess wat. u didnt. and neither will i

[Trollee]

Ahh cmon really?

[blahggart]

yups. its very very true. and u know it.

[Trollee]

Meh... I don't even wan't to win

[blahggart]

i wonder if blox read my post... its post number... 160. i did his fourth contest... oh wells. I SHALL WIN!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Trollee]

sigh...

EDIT: 300!

and now I quit...

[ShiningStar]

;P you shall never win!

[blahggart]

OH NO YOU dONT ShiningStar! I wanna be the very best that no one ever was. to pwn them is my real test. to rule them is mah cause.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAARRRGGGG. YE SHAL NEVER WIN YEH LANDLUBBER! AHOY!

[Trollee]

Pokemon! O.o

[blahggart]

Heck yeah!

[blahggart]

2 contests in 1 thread!

many will enter
Two will win


2nd contest: last post will win lvl 56 glyph charmin, if nobody post in 2 days the last post will win
NEW 4th contest: which post number has the word "flip" and "future notes" - prize:50k


click thumbs up on bottom left ! :)
i will edit and add more contests in this thread in the future
this contest is brought to you by vendonia website



i have answered thy 4th contest. post umm.. 160 i think. mwahahahahahahahahaha*hack, cough, wheeze* :dispirited: oh darn. i thought i had my voice back.

[ShiningStar]

Lol c:

[arischal]

I win. Fliped

[Swimmingstar]

Post #1 has those words!
:D
LAST.

[Swimmingstar]

Who's joke won?

[Swimmingstar]

Sorry for triple but I will take the prize matutd didn't want. :D

[blahggart]

EH???? Oh noes u dont SwimmingStar. I CALL DIBS!!! :D MWAHAHAHAHA... unless u secretly called dibs before me during the time that you were offline and then came back realizing that you forgot to call dibs but saw that i had already beated u to it and then u state that u meant to call dibs on it but forgot to type it then.... oh...

[Barrington]

"flip" "future notes"

post #182

[Trollee]

SIGH. This thread needs to be closed...

MEOW! #183

[trixxspet]

hey blox what are your normal playing times? i think we keep missing each other?

[blox]

i usually play around 7:00 p.m

[Swimmingstar]

So I won?


Still the last...

[ShiningStar]

Still the last? I think not! ;D

[richboy]

:mad:

[blox]

Post #1 has those words!
:D
LAST.

nope and matud already won the jokes!! :)

[ShiningStar]

What's the 4th contest about? I'm so confused Dx

[blahggart]

Future notes is in every post that Otukura posts on here. and flip is in post 15, 32, 33, 35, 37.... wait..... are "flip" and "future notes" in the same post??? cuz i dont think that they are...

[Barrington]

post #1 and post #182 both have the words "flip" and "future notes"

ign:Barrington

[Matutd]

Post #1 has those words!
:D
LAST.

nope and matud already won the jokes!! :)
I didn't win the joke contest lol I won the one where I had to guess the lvls of ur mains

[ShiningStar]

Last :D

[ItsCas]

last :3

[stealthyman]

La-la-la-LAST!

[ShiningStar]

Latidy- Last! :p

[ItsCas]

Last. ;D

[ShiningStar]

Never! :p

[Trollee]

*sigh*

[ShiningStar]

*sighs louder* :D

[Trollee]

its time for this to end!

L@$T

[ShiningStar]

Alright! It should end right after this! :D

[Trollee]

...

[ItsCas]

gr last

[milikechicken]

First!

[Swimmingstar]

207...yay...

[ItsCas]

208? lol

[ShiningStar]

209! (:

[ItsCas]

210 :cool:

[ShiningStar]

:snowman: 211

[ItsCas]

212 e-e

[ShiningStar]

213 ._.

[blahggart]

214 :d

[ShiningStar]

215 ;d

[blahggart]

wats with the lowercase "d"? i typed a capital... o. and i believe 216

[ShiningStar]

I did too :P 217

[blahggart]

218!!!! I shall not be outdone!!! :d

[ShiningStar]

:p 219¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!

[Mastercon]

220!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~,~ :d

[ItsCas]

221 :$

[StompArtist]

Bingo!

[blahggart]

*GASP* StompArtist! you didnt state you post number. tsk tsk tsk. 223!

[blox]

lalala

[ShiningStar]

*sings a totally awesome song* :p

[blahggart]

226! mwahahahahahahahahahahaha HEY SHINIGSTAR, I CAN SING AN AWESOMER SONG!!!! its by my one true love JUSTIN BIEBER!!! (total sarcasm there)

[ItsCas]

:3?

[ShiningStar]

C: *pokes*

[ItsCas]

:) 228?

[ShiningStar]

I was 228? ;P

[ItsCas]

dam you lol 330? :3

[blahggart]

XD u guys r all off by 1 post. im now 232 (:< HAHAHAHA take THAT!

[Phantasm0162]

Wham

[ItsCas]

234 :d

[ExperimentNebulaCore]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

[Survivorfan]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Lmao.

Lol, my fav joke, I use that one all the time

[Phantasm0162]

I win hahahahah

[ShiningStar]

237! >:p

[ItsCas]

you won :o

[Imsebastiaanl]

There is never coming last post aftet 2 days... Maybe with 2 months...

[blahggart]

he should make it easier and put 10 minutes. then we would have already had a winner :D

[ShiningStar]

That he should :p

[blahggart]

Nnnnnnoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blahggart]

Shiningstar won :'( :sorrow: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MimeRifle]

You mean it's finally over? Who won?? (I had a side bet lol!)

[ShiningStar]

Oh! Yays! C:

[GarysCocoPuffs]

posted lol is this still going on?

[blox]

shining star add me to retrieve ur prize!
ign is in my sig on right side

[ShiningStar]

Okie-dokie C:

[Swords]

nobody answered last question?
post number 47?