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konafez
12-05-2016, 09:12 PM
Job opening: arlorian DA, must be a close relative of hammer jaw (that's a shark joke) and dedicated to seeing justice done in our fair land (questionable morals a plus)
Job opening: arlorian supreme Court judge. Must be fair and unbiased (but infinitely bribable)
Apply for either job here in this thread ( trust me this is actually going to make sense later)
Sakurahb
12-05-2016, 09:14 PM
I don't understand what you on about
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konafez
12-05-2016, 10:02 PM
Trust me..this is all going to make sense later
Ceuidear
12-05-2016, 10:44 PM
Trust me..this is all going to make sense later
Well need to know what does it sense like before proceeding:)
Chocolaty
12-05-2016, 11:30 PM
Dovahkkin,Dragonborn
Tindirin,Rockhorn Summit 666
Cell -555-321-4560
Dragonborn@arlor.com
Objective
Arlorian Supreme Court judge.(If appointed i will enact Marshall Kake Law.)
Looking to make a difference in Arlor. (Good or Bad)
Work Experience
Savior of Skyrim
Embezzled Gold for Jarl Gruwald
Helped Uller,Vili, and Himingleva in the Shuyal Crisis.
Helped build Garetta back up.
Frozen Savior and i was given an incredible Frozen Hope Banner for my deed.
Worked with President Konafez extensively in Crisis of Faith.
Spread Love with Goldilox and Vroomigosmash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBuylLbTkFA
Aided Goldilox and Remiem in the Underhul Crisis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA-ilqExWYQ
For a full List of Achievements please follow my contact info.
Education
Studied with Master Norman the Alchemist. (Creator of the famous Nekro)
Traveled with the Wandering Minstrel was taught the voices of adventure.
Studied Law and Order from "King Barlow Slaterock" him self. (I was Knighted for my heroic action in the Forgotten Citadel tragedy.)
Master Degree form Archivist Tresden in Graveyard and Mausoleum design.
Studied under "King Erik of Stronghold" in all manners of outside survival and Alpha wolf apparel.
Training in hand-to-hand, aswell as Sword and shield, and various other deadly arts from Captains' Rutger, Bloodhammer, Fangtooth, and Hately. (All before and after they became corrupted.
For a full List of my Education history please follow my contact info.
Skills
Fluent in Troll
Fluent in Smurf.
Fluent in Dragon.
Fluent in Pastry.
Lighting, Frost, Fireball, Gale Force, Lifegiver, Time Shift, Arcane Shield and the Deadliest of all Curse. (Taught by Sorceress Voriyana at a cost of an Undying Orb)
Edible delights.
For a full List of my complete skills please follow my contact info.
(Subject to Troll when desired.)
P.S. If i am not appointed Supreme Court Judge if will fully release these and many more uncensored Self incriminating Documents.
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Suentous PO
12-05-2016, 11:43 PM
Uh, judge dude.
Resume
I'm sue. I will judge you either way so gimme cushy paid job.
I ran a hotel into the ground once, so I know I'm eligible for office (ex; murica).
Yw
Aimsax
12-06-2016, 12:28 AM
Can I apply for Arlorian uber? I promise to take you through any maps quick,safe and cheap!
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Chocolaty
12-06-2016, 12:48 AM
Can I apply for Arlorian uber? I promise to take you through any maps quick,safe and cheap!
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With your support i can make your Arlorian Uber dream into a reality.
konafez
12-06-2016, 01:19 AM
Soon we will be holding the arlorian trial of the century...once we get judge and prosecution set (miss ilhanna will be representing the defense)
We will move on to jury selection
resurrected
12-06-2016, 01:53 AM
Any Job still available?
Sakurahb
12-06-2016, 07:05 AM
Lmao what's going on here
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I have no idea whats going on here, but sign me up! I think..
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Sakurahb
12-06-2016, 08:35 AM
I have no idea whats going on here, but sign me up! I think..
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What would you be signing up for ?
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What would you be signing up for ?
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I dont know, but if ilhanna is in i wanna be in too lol.
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Sakurahb
12-06-2016, 08:38 AM
I dont know, but if ilhanna is in i wanna be in too lol.
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Hahaha be careful !
Maybe it's a plan to take over AL and they are secretly recruiting people .[emoji87]
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Hahaha be careful !
Maybe it's a plan to take over AL and they are secretly recruiting people .[emoji87]
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D: spooky ideas!
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Necropolis
12-06-2016, 11:37 AM
Count me in!!!😉
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Eriel Delgado
12-06-2016, 01:47 PM
1. Raidraptor
2. For the job of plumber
3. Resume +5 years of experience.
oo i see whats going on here !*wiiinks*
NAME: Beiaraban
AGE: UM does smurfs age
Skills: Questionable
Ego: Need more charts to fit it on
likes: judge people
deslikes: know it all egos
why pick me? Firstly i know the truth i have seen whats coming!
contact me via hous mail of pm's
WE will be waiting for your reply
*starts sending application * (secrete organisations starts singing along <Rise, rise in revolution rise>*sended*
resurrected
12-06-2016, 02:26 PM
oo i see whats going on here !*wiiinks*
NAME: Beiaraban
AGE: UM does smurfs age
Skills: Questionable
Ego: Need more charts to fit it on
likes: judge people
deslikes: know it all egos
why pick me? Firstly i know the truth i have seen whats coming!
contact me via hous mail of pm's
WE will be waiting for your reply
*starts sending application * (secrete organisations starts singing along <Rise, rise in revolution rise>*sended*
That last fragment reminds me of skillet haha
That last fragment reminds me of skillet haha
was wandering where it came from i heard it on a amv tyvm for the info!^_^,
now join our legion! and fight
resurrected
12-06-2016, 02:49 PM
was wandering where it came from i heard it on a amv tyvm for the info!^_^,
now join our legion! and fight
https://youtu.be/b3jQ0tFqG_0
Let's start then!
konafez
12-06-2016, 05:07 PM
So far we have our violator, our judge, and our defense..still need a prosecution...then we will move on to jury selection
Zaizor
12-06-2016, 05:20 PM
So far we have our violator, our judge, and our defense..still need a prosecution...then we will move on to jury selection
Prosecution is tough without knowing the offense/crime. I'm great at debate, but I don't think I'd take a case, cold....
ilhanna
12-06-2016, 06:33 PM
Lmao what's going on here
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I have no idea whats going on here, but sign me up! I think..
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Just a bit of lighthearted frivolity, a break from the sell/buy threads, nerf threads and gimmegimme threads; don't take it seriously. :)
Kona did it before HERE (http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?378710-my-fellow-arlorians) and HERE (http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?370361-arlorian-secret-service-job-application), just a bit of fun.
konafez
12-06-2016, 08:51 PM
Prosecution is tough without knowing the offense/crime. I'm great at debate, but I don't think I'd take a case, cold....
Hail is being charged with violation of the arlorian bakery protection act
Hail is being charged with violation of the arlorian bakery protection act
Can't wait! :devilish:
Ceuidear
12-06-2016, 11:25 PM
Well i helped in rebuilding Garetta (On LB 25th rank :wink:)
what job can i have ?
Zaizor
12-07-2016, 12:37 AM
Hail is being charged with violation of the arlorian bakery protection act
Wooftah.... That's out of my league. Top arlorian felony....
resurrected
12-07-2016, 12:47 AM
So far we have our violator, our judge, and our defense..still need a prosecution...then we will move on to jury selection
Gimme dat job!
Fyrce
12-07-2016, 01:34 AM
OMG, a cake eraser! I'm in!
Sandeeep
12-07-2016, 04:38 AM
Id like to apply got supreme judge
Can be easily bribed.
(And will always act in favor if kona even if he isnt president anymore)
Will be fair and unbaised until or unless i see gold . Thank u
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Mimmay
12-07-2016, 07:47 AM
What does the job pay though?
Chocolaty
12-07-2016, 10:23 AM
Id like to apply got supreme judge
Can be easily bribed.
(And will always act in favor if kona even if he isnt president anymore)
Will be fair and unbaised until or unless i see gold . Thank u
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Unfortunately i am the Supreme Arlorian Judge, with my extensive background experience there was none other that came close. You may begin bribing me now. :victorious:
Sandeeep
12-07-2016, 12:31 PM
Unfortunately i am the Supreme Arlorian Judge, with my extensive background experience there was none other that came close. You may begin bribing me now. :victorious:
Will pay u 1k gold if u change all laws to suit me and make everyone pay quest tax to me daily. 100g per person,
Also make it that the next president henceforth is to be me etc etc
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Chocolaty
12-07-2016, 12:44 PM
Will pay u 1k gold if u change all laws to suit me and make everyone pay quest tax to me daily. 100g per person,
Also make it that the next president henceforth is to be me etc etc
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Interesting offer, but i prefer to be paid in Choco bars or any sort of chocolaty delights. The quest tax unfortunately goes to Konafez for his Cake addiction, and not acutely goes to the Little Muffin Orphan Anny Foundation. Since he is an avid discriminator of all muffin kind. Something about one stealing his car, i blame the schools systems.
Ya'll lost me at the title. What exactly is going on? Is it a bunch of ppl going crazy stuff in game? If so, sign me up.
Kenzou
12-07-2016, 01:06 PM
Is there any position for being a Cook? You'll need it after work ;)
I'm good at cooking. I can cook fried eggs, fried chicken, fried hotdogs, fried pork, etc.
I'll make you all fat, i mean satisfied xD
Sandeeep
12-07-2016, 01:31 PM
I said . 'Hello mister. Id like to do a deal with u.'.
Muted from chat for 5mins. Can some1 tell what i did wrong.
True story. Judge help here
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Chocolaty
12-07-2016, 02:41 PM
I said . 'Hello mister. Id like to do a deal with u.'.
Muted from chat for 5mins. Can some1 tell what i did wrong.
True story. Judge help here
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You probably miss typed something and it registered as inappropriate language. I typed *shifty eyes* and got muted but then a guildie said i probably didn't put a "f" in it hahahahaha :emmersed:
Kenzou
12-07-2016, 02:58 PM
as the Arlorian President's Official advisor i need to keep his health in check if you can include on your resume that you can make fine coffee and make good cakes then i will definitely consider you as a cook :3
please be minded that you may also need to cook for me so i prefer anything with sprinkles lol ( fried chicken with rainbow sprinkles ahahahaha)
All I can cook right now are foods rich in Cholesterol (Heart Attack!!!) I can't make foods full of sugar (Diabetes!!!) yet. But I'll try xD