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Silentarrow
09-30-2011, 09:00 PM
50 things to do at a movie theatre! Add your own
Note: I did not make this list

1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of you and cover a random person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your seat and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person next to you and say, “you never know”.

11. Talk really loud on your cell phone.

12. Demand that somebody puts the volume up.

13. Sit at the back, raise your arms to the projector and make shadow puppets on the screen.

14. Bring a laser pen and shoot it at the screen.

15. Wear 3D glasses…no matter what the movie is.

16. Every time something crazy happens, turn to a random person and say, “did you see that?!”

17. Sit criss cross on the floor in the very front of the theater and look up at the screen.

18. Stand in the front corner facing the audience and do sign language translations.

19. Do the same thing stated above (#18) except translate the movie into Spanish for the audience.

20. As people enter the theater, make nametags for them.

21. After the movie go back to the ticket counter and demand a refund because the movie was terrible. Whether or not they give you a refund, buy another ticket for the same movie at a later showing.

22. Half way through the movie run down to the screen, touch it, and then run back to your seat
yelling, “I touched the screen! I touched the screen!”

23. Repeat the lines in the movie.

24. Accuse the person behind you of kicking your seat. Constantly demand that they stop even though they aren’t really kicking your seat.

25. Tape “reserved” signs on every single seat before the movie starts.

26. Get a large group of people and act out a wedding scene. (As if a couple were getting married in the theater) Make sure everyone is in costume, and that there is a bride, groom, priest, bridesmaids, best man, etc. Use the theater aisle as if it were a Church aisle and have a bride walk down to meet the groom standing at the front. Act out the entire scene as if they actually were getting married.

27. Sneak in chickens (find a way) then let them run around freely during the movie.

28. Laugh extremely loud at a line that wasn’t meant to be funny.

29. Wear a white sheet over yourself and cut holes for eyes (like a ghost) then creepily walk around with your arms out chanting “OOOoooOOOOO I am the ghost of the theater! ooooOOOOOooooOOOO!”

30. Ask the person who sells you the ticket to give you his/her autograph

31. Ask for a discount because you are single and entering alone

32. Wear sunglasses and a white cane and ask them how a blind person would be accommodated.

33. Bargain with the ticket price

34. Turn around to the person behind you and say, “Excuse me, can you please kick my seat? Thanks.” Once they start kicking your seat yell “HARDER! HARDER!”

35. Every so often, do an awkward moan.

36. Get the entire theater to sing happy birthday to a random person.

37. Every 10 minutes pretend something has impacted your life. Put your hand on your chest. Gasp, and as you nod your head look at the person next to you and say ”mmmmmmm!”

38. Stare at a random person next to you the entire time.

39. When buying your ticket, ask to pay half the price because you will be leaving half way through the movie.

40. Half way through the movie stand up and yell “DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?” and then run off.

41. Ask a random person next to you to explain the movie because you don’t get it.

42. Ask a random person to go buy you popcorn because you don’t want to miss the movie.

43. Before the movie starts get everyone to bow their heads as you lead them in prayer. Pray for the movie. While praying, extend your hands towards the screen.

44. Stand up in the middle of the movie and start a head count.

45. Run up and down the aisles making rocket ship noises

46. Eat the popcorn from a random person sitting next to you.

47. Yell out loud demanding that they pause the movie because you need to use the bathroom.

48. When something is really funny, don’t laugh, instead point at the screen and scream: “L-O-L L-O-L L-O-L!!!!”

49. Blow your nose into a tissue and then show the contents of the tissue to a random person sitting next to you saying, “Look what I did!”

50. As the credits roll and people start to leave yell, “No! Everyone! Don’t Go! There is Something After the Credits!” After the credits roll and there is nothing say “Just Kidding!” Then run out giggling.
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Cytokinesis
09-30-2011, 09:04 PM
35. Every so often, do an awkward moan.


ROFL!!!!!
51. when its a 3D movie u reach out and rub the head of a bald man's head and say:"I CAN FEEL IT!!!!!" (or something like that)

Otukura
09-30-2011, 09:09 PM
13. Sit at the back, raise your arms to the projector and make shadow puppets on the screen.

Just did that a few hours ago... when at the movies with a friend. Deserted theater, just us :)

Cytokinesis
09-30-2011, 09:14 PM
someone does something bad in the movie and u scream:"TOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOOOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!"

Ellyidol
09-30-2011, 09:25 PM
No offense, but it's these types of things that annoy me the most in movies too. Fun, just annoying when overdone :p

LIGHTNINGLORD67
09-30-2011, 09:34 PM
53.) Every so often throw a piece of ur popcorn to any person and yell "HEADSHOT!" if you hit their head, and "INSTA-KILL!" if it hit their body lol.

Cahaun
09-30-2011, 09:48 PM
***** YOU! (GASP!) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
Trololololol ;)

mejslll
09-30-2011, 09:51 PM
ha funny stuff

Sassinya
09-30-2011, 09:51 PM
#55 Request that someone please take the screaming brat out of the theatre, even if there is not one crying.

starsavior
10-01-2011, 02:26 AM
Lol out loud :'D funniest thing ever.

Aperfecte
10-01-2011, 04:02 AM
#56 go behind the movie screen and cut a glory hole. (I'm sure you can figure out the next step) ;p

3xK
10-01-2011, 06:26 AM
53.) Every so often throw a piece of ur popcorn to any person and yell "HEADSHOT!" if you hit their head, and "INSTA-KILL!" if it hit their body lol.
Seems like you mis COD zombies :P

starsavior
10-02-2011, 11:09 AM
This should be under 50 things to do before you die

Eyesharp
10-03-2011, 02:35 PM
54.When there's a bloody scene say "OH MY GOD I LOVE KETCHUP!!"

ThisGuy0502
10-03-2011, 02:43 PM
Omg this mad me laugh so much roflmao!

ExperimentNebulaCore
10-03-2011, 02:48 PM
#69 wear all black, and on the bottom floor start walking like a zombie up the stairs with arms out.....IN A HORROR MOVIE

Jaymonee
10-18-2011, 08:20 PM
#70 Clap when the good guy gets killed

Tvis
10-18-2011, 08:32 PM
Hahahaha. I'm laughing so hard, I'm tearing up!!


53.) Every so often throw a piece of ur popcorn to any person and yell "HEADSHOT!" if you hit their head, and "INSTA-KILL!" if it hit their body lol.

Get two people with one shot: "DOUBLE KILL!"
Someone turns around and yells at you: "GAME OVER"
Throw entire bucket: "KILLING SPREE!"

Zombiemurder
10-18-2011, 08:35 PM
wenever the bad guy wins or some1 dies stand up clap and scream best movie ever. If the good guy wins or no one dies boo the performance and throw ur garbage at the screen:) rofl

Phoenixking
10-18-2011, 08:55 PM
If good guy beats bad guy say OOHH EEEEM GEEEE WHY MUST THE AWESOME DIE!!! Superloud

When a quiet part is happening take out your phone max volume play a loud ringtone

When you see animals talking scream WITCHERY!!!

When you see poeple leaving scream WORST MOVIE EVER SEE POEPLE ARE LEAVING!!

When a real loud sound ie explosion say OOHH EEEEM GEEEE WTF WAS THAT?!?!?!?!

When theres a close up moment burp loud

When the movie gets boring scream COME ON WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO DIE!!

When the movie is begining scream OOHH EEEEM GEEEE OMG OOHH EEEEM GEEEE OMG OOHH EEEEM GEEEE ITS BEGINING OOHH EEEEM GEEEE AAAAAAH!!!!

Zombiemurder
10-19-2011, 04:54 PM
Lolz