An Ode To Coffee

[Growwle]

Without coffee I would...

[TANKKAAR]

Without coffee I would...

Not get out of bed
Not take a dump
Not go to work
Not function properly
Not be motivated


Hi my name is tank and I'm a coffeeholic....

[Fairy]

Without coffee I would...

... be drowsy the whole day.
... be not able to work.
... get headache.




I'm a coffeeholic....

guilty! I'm a coffeeholic, too :D

[Cahaun]

Without coffee I would...

Have everything. I don't drink coffee lol. :D

[Deathpunch]

...be in prison for the multiple murders of my co-workers.

Sent from my HTC Evo 3D.

[Phoenixking]

With out coffee i wont lose myslef

[GigaBits]

Without coffee I would...
Not take a dump

Ain't it the truth. XD

Without coffee I would never be on time anywhere.

[Acyer]

Would not be able to handle kids.
Would not live.

[MimeRifle]

...have to adjust my daily routine significantly. Tankkaar brought up an interesting point... I wonder how people went to the bathroom before there was coffee... hmmm...

[Deathpunch]

...have to adjust my daily routine significantly. Tankkaar brought up an interesting point... I wonder how people went to the bathroom before there was coffee... hmmm...

None. That's why people in the stone age only lived for 20 or so years.

[MimeRifle]

None. That's why people in the stone age only lived for 20 or so years.

OMG! and what a horrible way to die!! *shudder*

[Deathpunch]

OMG! and what a horrible way to die!! *shudder*

It was either that or get eaten by a sabre-tooth tiger.

[Growwle]

Without coffee I would...

Spin off the freeway and cause a horrible low-speed accident on the way to work in the morning.

[MimeRifle]

It was either that or get eaten by a sabre-tooth tiger.

I'll take the tiger, totally. Much quicker!

[thewolf]

I would not be able to do anything

[Growwle]

Without coffee I would...

Have everything. I don't drink coffee lol. :D

You, sir or madam, are a rare and amazing person (or too young, too old, too sick for coffee).

[ExperimentNebulaCore]

Wihtuot cofefe eye cnaont tpye properrley

[CanonicalKoi]

Without coffee I would...

die.
howl like an enraged wolf with a full moon and a thorn in its paw.
whine.
sob quietly in the corner while curled up in the fetal position.
look like this...
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll81/Moorit/Bunnui.jpg

[MimeRifle]

Wihtuot cofefe eye cnaont tpye properrley

Lol!!! Dyslexics UNTIE!!!

[ExperimentNebulaCore]

Without coffee I would...

Have everything. I don't drink coffee lol. :D

:0 high five!

[starsavior]

Xd roflol

[MimeRifle]

die.
howl like an enraged wolf with a full moon and a thorn in its paw.
whine.
sob quietly in the corner while curled up in the fetal position.
look like this...
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll81/Moorit/Bunnui.jpg

Is that a chinchilla?!?

[CanonicalKoi]

Trained attack bunny suffering an attack of bunnui because of severe coffee-lack. ;-)

[MimeRifle]

Trained attack bunny suffering an attack of bunnui because of severe coffee-lack. ;-)

Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny isn't it? That rodent's got a vicious streak a mile wide! Get me the holy hand grenade! oh lord bless this thy holy hand grenade with we will blow thine enemies to tiny bits... In thy mercy!

[CanonicalKoi]

Be kind to the bunnies, Higgins, or he'll steal my credit card and start Googling "thermonuclear devices" again. O.O

[MimeRifle]

Wilco Veronica. Nice bunny!! :)

[Cahaun]

Trained attack bunny suffering an attack of bunnui because of severe coffee-lack. ;-)

Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny isn't it? That rodent's got a vicious streak a mile wide! Get me the holy hand grenade! oh lord bless this thy holy hand grenade with we will blow thine enemies to tiny bits... In thy mercy!
... And you shall count to "three" no more...no less. Two is too small and you shall not count to two but "three". Five... Is also not to be counted to but "three". Then throw the Holy Hand Grenade in thee direction of thy target. Amen. :)

Gotta love the movie. :D

WHAT...Is your favorite color!!!!!!?

[MimeRifle]

Yellow. No, No I mean blllluuuuuueeeeee ahhhhhhhrrrrgg....

[Growwle]

Python is the hallmark of geekiness :p

[Phoenixking]

wait wait wait i tasted coffee caise im mexican and regulorly mexican parents make there kids drink coffee at an early age of 10 well i tasted and my tungue almost went to the back of my throat and i treid to take the taste out

[CanonicalKoi]

Mmmmm.....coffee.....

Ebon brew of bliss.
Lifter of brain-fog, healer
of woe. Slur-ur-p.

[Growwle]

wait wait wait i tasted coffee caise im mexican and regulorly mexican parents make there kids drink coffee at an early age of 10 well i tasted and my tungue almost went to the back of my throat and i treid to take the taste out

Tastes better when you are older.

[Phoenixking]

naaaaah i can drink soda though cause i get easily hyper so drinking coca cola or cycola ill get the boost:P

[Growwle]

Mmmmm.....coffee.....

Ebon brew of bliss.
Lifter of brain-fog, healer
of woe. Slur-ur-p.

Coffee > Hangover

[Phoenixking]

if i get hyper from coca cola imagine coffee then O.o

[Growwle]

Yes, light roast, auto drip cafe "Americano" has the most caffeine of any beverage other than energy drinks (according to some study I read somewhere a while ago).

[MimeRifle]

Mmmmm.....coffee.....

Ebon brew of bliss.
Lifter of brain-fog, healer
of woe. Slur-ur-p.

You worked pretty hard to make that a haiku! lol...

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

[CanonicalKoi]

You worked pretty hard to make that a haiku! lol...

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

The final "Slur-ur-p" was lengthened to attempt to illustrate both the painful delights of that first sip, commingled with the angst of the knowledge that it would all too soon be gone. It's existential, really. *curtsies*

[Growwle]

You worked pretty hard to make that a haiku! lol...

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

The final "Slur-ur-p" was lengthened to attempt to illustrate both the painful delights of that first sip, commingled with the angst of the knowledge that it would all too soon be gone. It's existential, really. *curtsies*

Lol, brings a tear to my eye.

[MimeRifle]

The final "Slur-ur-p" was lengthened to attempt to illustrate both the painful delights of that first sip, commingled with the angst of the knowledge that it would all too soon be gone. It's existential, really. *curtsies*

That is absolutely fantastic. It's not the first time I've had to have art explained to me... I'm in blissful sync with the vibe now, and thinking about stopping for a *real* coffee on the way to work in the morning!

[CanonicalKoi]

**starts a pot for Growwle and Higgins** Stop by and I'll set you up, gentlemen. :)

[Growwle]

***just had a cup, but will not decline another, many thanks.***

[starsavior]

People say that it's money that makes the world go round, but we all know It's coffee.

[MimeRifle]

I'm drinking it right now and it's 3:09pm! (that is not typical for me though... just experienced a harder than normal post-lunch crash today). I hadn't noticed the offer of coffee. Although I adjusted really quickly to answering to the name Higgins, I usually tune out any sentence containing the word "gentleman" or "gentlemen" assuming they aren't talking to me... ha! :D

[Nightarcher]

Without coffee, I would...

...save a ton of money.
...not suffer withdrawal due to a caffeine addiction.
...have less dental problems.
...have to regulate my sleeping patterns better to stay awake, providing further health benefits.

--

Oh wait! I don't drink coffee! Silly me. :)

[CanonicalKoi]

Without coffee, I would...

...save a ton of money.
...not suffer withdrawal due to a caffeine addiction.
...have less dental problems.
...have to regulate my sleeping patterns better to stay awake, providing further health benefits.

--

Oh wait! I don't drink coffee! Silly me. :)

...I brew my own and it's a lot less expensive than other things like soda and the like.
...I have never suffered from any form of caffeine withdrawal when I've had to do without.
...I have no dental problems.
...I sleep like a baby (minus the waking up crying every few hours and needing to be changed part, I mean. Now that I think about it, that phrase is just wrong. :/ ) All righty, then, I sleep well. Let's just leave it at that. :D

MMMMMM.....COFFEE. :)

[Growwle]

Without coffee, I would...

...save a ton of money.
...not suffer withdrawal due to a caffeine addiction.
...have less dental problems.
...have to regulate my sleeping patterns better to stay awake, providing further health benefits.

--

Oh wait! I don't drink coffee! Silly me. :)

...I brew my own and it's a lot less expensive than other things like soda and the like.
...I have never suffered from any form of caffeine withdrawal when I've had to do without.
...I have no dental problems.
...I sleep like a baby (minus the waking up crying every few hours and needing to be changed part, I mean. Now that I think about it, that phrase is just wrong. :/ ) All righty, then, I sleep well. Let's just leave it at that. :D

MMMMMM.....COFFEE. :)

I'm so sorry, incontinence is a serious issue. :p

[CanonicalKoi]

I'm so sorry, incontinence is a serious issue. :p


...I sleep like a baby (minus the waking up crying every few hours and needing to be changed part, I mean. Now that I think about it, that phrase is just wrong. :/ ) All righty, then, I sleep well. Let's just leave it at that.


You missed the all-important "minus", you rascal, you. :D **moves coffee pot out of Growwle's reach**

[Cahaun]

Hey guys a new enhancer came out!!!
COFFEE!!!
(Description: +500% speed)
Jk lol :D

[starsavior]

Hey guys a new enhancer came out!!!
COFFEE!!!
(Description: +500% speed)
Jk lol :D Lol hmmm Coffee giving +500% speed =/.... Yeah sounds about right.

[thewolf]

yay for coffe

[thewolf]

omg im a senior member wooo what do i get

[Cahaun]

omg im a senior member wooo what do i get
Nothing at all!!!! :)

[Sassinya]

...have to adjust my daily routine significantly. Tankkaar brought up an interesting point... I wonder how people went to the bathroom before there was coffee... Hmmm...

none. That's why people in the stone age only lived for 20 or so years.

roflmao

[starsavior]

Without coffee I would... Not be able to save any stars. :(

[IceCoffie]

without coffee I wouldnt hace a name

[Growwle]

Lol, I am surprised that this thread, which I posted in my incoherent early morning haze, is still going. I guess it is the power of coffee keeping it going.

[Cahaun]

Lol, I am surprised that this thread, which I posted in my incoherent early morning haze, is still going. I guess it is the power of coffee keeping it going.
Lol yea :)

[CanonicalKoi]

Hmmm......we should be able to buy customizable stickers to place on our chars: "Powered by Coffee". :D

[Growwle]

Hmmm......we should be able to buy customizable stickers to place on our chars: "Powered by Coffee". :D

Lol, hoping for droids with my coffee tomorrow morning.

[starsavior]

Hmmm......we should be able to buy customizable stickers to place on our chars: "Powered by Coffee". :D Rofl.

[Matutd]

without coffee...
we wouldnt have roasty :O

[WoundedEagle]

Roasty got banned... Again? Oh no!

[Matutd]

Roasty got banned... Again? Oh no!
really? :( when did that happen ?

[BodMaster]

really? :( when did that happen ?

Check the Off Topic section, their birthday thread :p

http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?39915-Party-on-a-thread!

[Matutd]

Check the Off Topic section, their birthday thread :p

http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?39915-Party-on-a-thread!
:'(

[BodMaster]

:'(

Ik :( (one of the last possible appearance's)