View Full Version : SL RPG! Serious roleplay only!
Uiopas33
10-10-2011, 08:21 AM
Owen sat alone in the Blackstar, about to enter Dyanastar labs.
starsavior
10-10-2011, 07:38 PM
Until a tall mysterious man approached him
Phoenixking
10-10-2011, 07:41 PM
He told him "son....you can do it BE STRONG LAD!"
starsavior
10-10-2011, 07:43 PM
Then he vanished and Owen entered the room, cleared his mind, and prepared to step on the teleporter.
Silentarrow
10-10-2011, 07:51 PM
When suddenly a group of infected miners from Delta-7 crashed through the door. Little did they know that the modded Flip was awaiting them...
Phoenixking
10-10-2011, 07:54 PM
And so he flipped them woth his powers O.o
flashbackflip
10-10-2011, 07:58 PM
'your brother has been shot by shooting bot while they were shooting new action film at Slouch-o' -continues Mysterious Man, - 'and now you have to stand up and save everybody else on that shooting ground'
flashbackflip
10-10-2011, 07:59 PM
Dmn iwas late.. Lol
Phoenixking
10-10-2011, 07:59 PM
So owen goes and flip helps him, flip flipped to give owen, his new young apprentince, a chance to experience battle.
ExperimentNebulaCore
10-10-2011, 08:10 PM
But little did they know- Irobot was awaiting ther'ye arival a mile outside from them, with his group of hard core robot gaurds
Uiopas33
10-10-2011, 08:15 PM
Owen crouches behind a crate.
Irulelol
10-10-2011, 08:17 PM
Filled with :banana:'s
javier995
10-10-2011, 08:57 PM
Then suddenly!
Archey
10-10-2011, 09:12 PM
Owen changed his name to Rory....
Nourish
10-10-2011, 09:14 PM
But god confused and changed it back! :P
Edit: wasn't serious heh so here...
He springs out from behind the crate while shooting at the guards then a grenade stunned him and he layer there unconscious.
starsavior
10-10-2011, 09:19 PM
Then he was dragged of by some robots and vular who wanted to nom on him.
Sassinya
10-10-2011, 09:26 PM
Slowly, he regained consciousness and cautiously reached for his guns.
javier995
10-11-2011, 01:03 AM
he picks his guns up and...
BOOM blasts through...
razerfingers
10-11-2011, 01:15 AM
The belly of the guardian
wizardstarr
10-11-2011, 01:48 AM
Down he went and blood to death
starsavior
10-11-2011, 07:21 AM
Owen dropped the gun and ran as fast as he could through the
javier995
10-11-2011, 07:53 AM
Wasted backstage studio, but he runs into..
Rittik
10-11-2011, 09:06 AM
His Mom who started scolding him for....
starsavior
10-11-2011, 03:05 PM
Not taking out the trash :(
StompArtist
10-11-2011, 03:31 PM
Not taking out the trash :(
Took a blaster out and pointed it at his head.
Uiopas33
10-11-2011, 03:44 PM
Okay, it doesn't have to be serious, this is more entertaining.
wizardstarr
10-11-2011, 03:58 PM
The she licked the gun away
Ghastly
10-11-2011, 03:58 PM
But a hawk took the bullet for him and saved Owen, and then the hawk transformed into zeus the god and zapped the mother. The god tells Owen......
Phoenixking
10-11-2011, 04:03 PM
OH MY GOD!
Zuez says"thats me!" amd grins
deafmaster
10-11-2011, 04:30 PM
but he's not really grinning, he's actually...
Irulelol
10-11-2011, 04:31 PM
Eating a :banana:
...and jumping on one foot
Archey
10-11-2011, 05:03 PM
While juggiling some
(i thought his bame was rory :/
xD)
Phoenixking
10-11-2011, 05:07 PM
And sees a guy really counfused and his name has to do with phoenix and asks mih...
Nourish
10-11-2011, 05:12 PM
Will you point me in the direction of...
Phoenixking
10-11-2011, 05:22 PM
My home? So he points to some random place its over there past those mountains (hes pointing at a mountainless land)
javier995
10-11-2011, 06:07 PM
And says you have no home!(gives an evil laugh) Then he reveals his true form, Hades, and disappears! Then suddenly Owen gets hit by a...
starsavior
10-11-2011, 07:20 PM
Hollow boulder that's filled with
Archey
10-11-2011, 07:22 PM
A bazillion bees that sting "Rory" and he ends up...
starsavior
10-11-2011, 07:26 PM
Falling into a severe coma and waking up a thousand years in the future where
Archey
10-11-2011, 07:37 PM
Bears, Avians, and Enchantresses are the main race of specoes and humans no longers exist. So then he
KingFu
10-11-2011, 07:42 PM
Went
javier995
10-11-2011, 08:45 PM
and got captured by the Balefort Knights
starsavior
10-12-2011, 01:03 AM
The dark prince came in and
Nick41324
10-12-2011, 01:08 AM
Then..
SuperNas
10-12-2011, 01:35 AM
suddenly! Out the corner of his eye was a
Archey
10-12-2011, 07:10 AM
a GIANT TARANTULA
BodMaster
10-12-2011, 07:17 AM
with further specualtion he found this was infact just a Giant stuffed teddy which could..
javier995
10-12-2011, 08:31 AM
Shoot lasers from it's eyes! so he used it to..
The Oncoming Storm
10-12-2011, 09:25 AM
Make smores
StompArtist
10-12-2011, 09:35 AM
And suffered 1st degree burns when he stuffed several of them in his mouth.
adidaman
10-12-2011, 09:43 AM
With a mouth full of s'mores and a soul full of adventure he continued to the next map
Navygreen
10-12-2011, 09:52 AM
...sore and all s'more-ish like he then came across a rusted grate on the ground... "Wonder where this leads" he says to himself...
javier995
10-12-2011, 05:46 PM
Then Hades appears again and pushes him into it!
Archey
10-12-2011, 05:51 PM
Owen hits his head on a post(lol) and goes into a deep coma lasting 1337 million years were he wakes up to...
Ebalere
10-12-2011, 07:03 PM
...find out that corn cob pipe smoking baboons rule the galaxy. He then mysteriously warped back 1336 million years to continue his journey...
Archey
10-12-2011, 09:28 PM
In which he finds himself in a giant pumpkin flying over alterra. Inside he finds 4 creatures named....
javier995
10-12-2011, 09:38 PM
Coco..
ExperimentNebulaCore
10-12-2011, 09:46 PM
But they all had the same name so when owen called Coco....
StompArtist
10-12-2011, 10:21 PM
puffs
javier995
10-12-2011, 11:59 PM
They all said," That's my name don't wear it out!"
deafmaster
10-13-2011, 06:22 AM
THE END. But wait just when you thought it was over.....
javier995
10-13-2011, 10:32 AM
Coco starts to throw
Navygreen
10-13-2011, 10:42 AM
...rocks at Puffs. "Why am I always being left out of the conversation?! Don't I have a say in this? What, only Coco gets to talk?", says Puffs. And just as Coco #1 picks up another rock, Puffs grabs the teleport machine and runs off into the...
Phoenixking
10-13-2011, 10:56 AM
Dark world of dark worlds and does the banana dance to kill the director bot thats trying to control the darkness for the new movie of hallows halloween horror hot shots O.o
Matutd
10-13-2011, 11:42 AM
but the director is immune to banana dances so he rages and attacks with a huge...
Apple Which splats on him and fries his wires...
Matutd
10-13-2011, 11:59 AM
or it would have done, but the approval times of apple gave the director time to escape
Navygreen
10-13-2011, 12:05 PM
...and off the director went with his huge, half-bitten, unapproved apple...
StompArtist
10-13-2011, 12:07 PM
*** INTERLUDE ***
As great as this community is. We all have to take a hard long look at ourselves and admit that we collectively suck at writing a cool story.
***END INTERLUDE***
ExperimentNebulaCore
10-13-2011, 12:07 PM
To his fat mama named hitokikauopaiuty
wvhills
10-13-2011, 12:37 PM
and they all lived happily ever after. THE END.
ExperimentNebulaCore
10-13-2011, 12:42 PM
Of this chapter. OWEN was found by Black Starts elite Nebula Team and
wvhills
10-13-2011, 12:52 PM
then shot himself with a disintegration pistol which evaporated ever molecule in his body so there was no hope of ever been resurrected or coming back to life in any way whatsoever. :)
StompArtist
10-13-2011, 12:55 PM
then shot himself with a disintegration pistol which evaporated ever molecule in his body so there was no hope of ever been resurrected or coming back to life in any way whatsoever. :)
But the spirit of his life lived on through a little boy named Timothy.
Navygreen
10-13-2011, 12:56 PM
And when we all thought it was over, Owen mysteriously activates his molecule regrouper and raises from the dead. In awe, Timothy greets Owen with a hug and says...
wvhills
10-13-2011, 01:04 PM
I've got your spirit! I've got your spirit! Now you ain't got one! 'cause I stole it! Nah nah na boo boo!
Navygreen
10-13-2011, 01:06 PM
And Owen replies back to the boy "so explain how you have my spirit if I was never dead... Noob." And Timothy...
wvhills
10-13-2011, 01:13 PM
drove the starship into the center of a supernova destroying himself, owen, and everyone else involved in the story. Also, all equipment which may have been used to resurrect, reconstruct or reconsitute anything related to this story was also destroyed. Also, anyone who was vaguely related to anyone in the story and anyone who would have any reason (regardless of how small) to attempt to try to resurrect anyone in this story was also destroyed.
Navygreen
10-13-2011, 01:20 PM
All except Navygreen who has been wearing his cannot-be-destroyed vanity body armor that he paid 1000 platinum for. And as things begin to settle down, he begins telling a story about a funny bird he met back in Alterra...
StompArtist
10-13-2011, 01:30 PM
All except Navygreen who has been wearing his cannot-be-destroyed vanity body armor that he paid 1000 platinum for. And as things begin to settle down, he begins telling a story about a funny bird he met back in Alterra...
The bird had been in contact with a mysterious, elusive and powerful Oyster called Mollie.
gauzava
10-13-2011, 03:39 PM
Who is Owen in disguise he runs up to John the crab and talks of his robot clone, John then...
javier995
10-13-2011, 05:39 PM
farts because he ate some beans and then
Archey
10-13-2011, 05:51 PM
Eat his index finger because
Cabero
10-13-2011, 07:57 PM
The bean were poisoned with...
javier995
10-13-2011, 11:28 PM
Vular venom which makes you
gauzava
10-14-2011, 12:45 AM
become a crab eater, Owen ...
wizardstarr
10-14-2011, 12:50 AM
Found Samhyne and all the other devs and...
wvhills
10-14-2011, 08:34 AM
pressed the universes self destruct button and instantly destroyed everything in existence in this and all other alternate/parallel universes with no exceptions. This brings us to the final and ultimate "THE END" of the complete story.
StompArtist
10-14-2011, 10:20 AM
pressed the universes self destruct button and instantly destroyed everything in existence in this and all other alternate/parallel universes with no exceptions. This brings us to the final and ultimate "THE END" of the complete story.
Then there was abssolutely nothing left which exploded in a big bang!
The Oncoming Storm
10-14-2011, 10:39 AM
Which was then called the big bang two and rebooted the universe so...
javier995
10-14-2011, 02:06 PM
Owen came was reincarnated as Nowen. The world's most vicious fighter. He has all the powers of the strongest engis, ops,and coms; with none of the weaknesses! Although he had all these powers he was scared of..
gauzava
10-14-2011, 03:39 PM
Crabs, bananas, cookies and people called Owen. So Nowen...
javier995
10-14-2011, 06:54 PM
Went to the guild management center. Where to his surprise he sees every single GM there is! He had walked into a GM reunion! Although Nowen wasn't a GM they let him stay because..
StompArtist
10-14-2011, 07:55 PM
someone had to clean the toilets
javier995
10-14-2011, 08:25 PM
And the GMs had just ate chili and beans! Now they had the runs but there was only one toilet so they
The Oncoming Storm
10-14-2011, 10:46 PM
Went in dogy bags
ExperimentNebulaCore
10-14-2011, 10:59 PM
And they doggy shareed the smelly nasty labatory. But it creatred a
Sassinya
10-14-2011, 11:41 PM
Stinky mess that somehow came in contact with a green oozy substance and became self aware. The blobster first thought was..
javier995
10-15-2011, 01:10 AM
"I smell lile doo-doo!" so he then began to
ExperimentNebulaCore
10-18-2011, 06:00 AM
Smell and get all giiggity. So owen
javier995
10-18-2011, 08:31 AM
Smell and get all giiggity. So owen
So Nowen went off on the GM of
ExperimentNebulaCore
10-18-2011, 09:53 AM
Smell and get all giiggity. So owen
So Nowen went off on the GM of
Lord Underpants to find a new pair of
javier995
10-18-2011, 06:13 PM
Smell and get all giiggity. So owen
So Nowen went off on the GM of
Lord Underpants to find a new pair of
Underpants because his where exactly like Nowen's but he
gauzava
01-22-2012, 03:27 AM
Died of a heart attack before they could be put on, so NOWEN
BodMaster
01-22-2012, 07:22 AM
Another blast from the past :p
Cahaun
01-22-2012, 03:34 PM
Another blast from the past :p
Yea it hits hard :)
BodMaster
01-22-2012, 04:54 PM
Haha.. yupz.. ima continue :p
Died of a heart attack before they could be put on, so NOWEN
took Lord Underpants...
javier995
01-25-2012, 11:21 AM
Haha.. yupz.. ima continue :p
took Lord Underpants...
Cookies that had laxatives in them, yet he didn't know so he..
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BodMaster
01-25-2012, 11:44 AM
continued munching on them anyway. This lead to..
(Subscribed once 'again', now let's liven this joint up once again ;))
javier995
01-26-2012, 03:04 AM
Him puking all over the floor. As if he was hungover. Now then the lovely and most beautiful girl came to his aide.She says,"Hello my name is...
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BodMaster
01-27-2012, 05:06 AM
Mercedes Sweet-Tooth, nice to meet your acquaintance.. and you are?... never mind that, I'd be truly grateful if you are able to help me with this...