Please put more thought and effort into designing pets

[macgreaze]

So I finally managed to save up for a heroic pet and bought cottonkill. What should have been a joyous and momentous occasion instead turned to bitter disappointment.

The pets stats are OK (the shield could be a bit better) but there are a few things that really irk me about this cute bunny that now follows me everywhere I go.

The first thing is that it is holding the shield completely wrong. Cottonkill holds the shield as if it has a handle. This is just ludicrous. A strong hit from Jarl's sword in brackenbridge and we now have a bunny with a broken hand. Historically an arm is supposed to go through the loop to help support and block blows.

As if this wasn't enough, to make the pet even more annoying developers have chosen to equip this pet with shield AND sword yet it attacks with its feet?????

Being from Scotland I have watched Braveheart many times. Not once did I see any Scottish or English medieval soldiers charging into battle and choosing to ignore the sharp bit of steel in their hand and instead drop kick their rival. It just doesn't make sense... 500k wasted!

[Nohealth]

How about do not whine about everything on AL and actually appreciate one thing? Seriously dude you have some issues. I suggest you to quit this game for your own good.

[Screenshotz]

This troll is actually pretty good.

[Noni]

I can’t believe you even made me have the urge to reply here. I have never seen any scot whine like this in my entire life. They curse, they rage...but moaning daily about the silliest stuff like this? Hell no. It was funny the first couple of times, now it is a constant man period :p

[Lojack]

"This is just ludicrous."

It's how rabbits roll.

[Xxkayakxx]

XD
Finally a funny thread xD

[Susanne]

I actually look forward to Mac's posts.

[DalleManden]

EDIT: please feed the troll more

Hes pretty funny tho to be honest hahaha

[Suentous PO]

This troll is actually pretty good.

bes
can even get devs to take him serious!

i mean yeah! so unreal that my blue dude has no feet and guns didnt exist until al gore invented the internet!!!

[Kaaziii]

As if this wasn't enough, to make the pet even more annoying developers have chosen to equip this pet with shield AND sword yet it attacks with its feet?????



Are you actually blind or acting to be one?


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[macgreaze]

Are you actually blind or acting to be one?


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I know how you feel dude. You've just saved 500k+ and you don't want to believe it... I was in denial at first as well but alas it's true!

Check for yourself! The rabbit attacks with his feet. Might as well replace the sword with a stick of carrot.

I can't use this pet anymore because of this. I am now using trusty old deary until I have enough gold for heroic Fenris. Which will probably be in 2020.

[Kaaziii]

I know how you feel dude. You've just saved 500k+ and you don't want to believe it... I was in denial at first as well but alas it's true!

Check for yourself! The rabbit attacks with his feet. Might as well replace the sword with a stick of carrot.

I can't use this pet anymore because of this. I am now using trusty old deary until I have enough gold for heroic Fenris. Which will probably be in 2020.

Its attacking with sword, I checked before posting...


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[im jeff]

Trust me making a game is quite difficult to make, if items touched characters they would glitch making an invisible space/ messed up moving texture (in my experience lol) so the devs have to make the characters hold the items without the character touching them. The graphics are made by people who draw them on a pc with many pixels i would say that because in the trade/auc/stash the color isnt just 1 color, if you look closely its multiple different colors of brown etc. Try to design a game and find out why devs cant do certain things lol.

[macgreaze]

Its attacking with sword, I checked before posting...


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I feel your pain sir. I told myself it was attacking with the sword as well and lied to myself that I hadn't just wasted 500k on a pet that doesn't make sense. ... there comes a time though when you have to be honest with yourself! A time when you admit that you paid 500k for a pet that holds his shield incorrectly and wields a sword yet chooses to attack with his feet!

I know it's hard but you can't live a lie forever.

I also don't buy into the theory that this was deliberate to save pixel space. Is attention to detail too much to ask?

[Kaaziii]

I feel your pain sir. I told myself it was attacking with the sword as well and lied to myself that I hadn't just wasted 500k on a pet that doesn't make sense. ... there comes a time though when you have to be honest with yourself! A time when you admit that you paid 500k for a pet that holds his shield incorrectly and wields a sword yet chooses to attack with his feet!

I know it's hard but you can't live a lie forever.

I also don't buy into the theory that this was deliberate to save pixel space. Is attention to detail too much to ask?

Here.... https://youtu.be/l4Mv3Ljd9JY


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[ajxn]

can you go back in time and buy a breezaga for 800k and make a thread about it pls

[Motherless_Child]

"this is just ludicrous."

it's how rabbits roll.


lmfao..........................................

[Motherless_Child]

EDIT: please feed the troll more

Hes pretty funny tho to be honest hahaha

Feed him more!!!!!!!!!!

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[macgreaze]

Here.... https://youtu.be/l4Mv3Ljd9JY


Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkHello sir. Thanks for your post. Can I ask what device you are using? I can assure you my heroic cottonkill doesn't fight like yours. Was my egg maybe dropped or something? As mine kicks with his hind legs like a noob kangaroo. I want a refund!


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[Avaree]

Feed him more!!!!!!!!!!

168921

I spy the next pet xD

[Stonedincali]

And once again....
Boring

[PsychoNuke]

I smiled at the OP. I laughed when I saw people actually falling for this troll. Good one :)