What do you do?!

[Lowlyspy]

QUICK!

You are about to be overrun by a horde of zombies! You are armed only with a shoelace, 3 paperclips, a half-eaten stick of gum, and a mango.

WHAT DO YOU DO?!

[Skeletonlord]

Attach the 3 paperclips on to the shoelace, and stick the chewed gum on the top of the lace. Hit the zombies with it. Throw the mango at the middle of the zombies and it will blow up

[StompArtist]

Eat the mango. Do I win?

[ninjaduck]

For a sec, i thought google had the answer D:

[Piosidon]

This reminds me when 3 people, all identical, wearing noob gear teamed my voodoo. They were successful somehow

[TheChairmaker]

I cast Suppression, then run. When I'm far enough away, I turn round and use the mango as a catalyst for a mega-Pain spell, then stick the paperclips onto one end of the lace using my gum. Finally, I transform this lace/paperclips/gum mace into a Mastermind's Gem-encrusted Sceptre and annihilate the remaining zombies.
-fin-

[Carth]

I would tie one end of the shoelace to one fully un-bent paper clip. I would then stick the mango on the other end of the un-bent paper clip, un-bend the other two paper clips and stab them through each side of the mango, portraying as spikes. Now I have a mace-like weapon to swing against my foes. The half-eaten piece of gum will be for whether I survive the onslaught or for a final gum chew during my last moment on Earth.

[Otukura]

Eat the mango. Do I win?

Make mango chutney then eat the mango chutney. Do I win?

[dudetus]

Make mango chutney then eat the mango chutney. Do I win?

Eat the zombies. Do I win?

[darkblizzardx]

First turn off COD Zombies save the gum and paper clip in my pocket,throw away the shoelace and eat the mango. :D

[ninjaduck]

First turn off COD Zombies save the gum and paper clip in my pocket,throw away the shoelace and eat the mango. :D

Win.

[javier995]

Either wake up from the nightmare.

Or

Stop thinking you're in the Walking Dead. :)

[TheChairmaker]

First turn off COD Zombies save the gum and paper clip in my pocket,throw away the shoelace and eat the mango. :D
Yeah, but my way earns you a Mastermind's Gem Mace for all your other pwning needs (read: PL/SL)

[FluffNStuff]

QUICK!

You are about to be overrun by a horde of zombies! You are armed only with a shoelace, 3 paperclips, a half-eaten stick of gum, and a mango.

WHAT DO YOU DO?!

IS THE MANGO RIPE???????

CMON, HURRY UP AND TELL Me!!!

I DON"T HAVE A LOT OF TIME!!!

AHHHHH, WHY WOULD you GIVE ME INCOMPLETE INFO!!!!


:cower:

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I would use the shoelace as a whip, chew gum and make it attach to the end of my shoelace, then bend TWO of the paper clips until they have sharp ends, attach them to the gum, bend the other ONE paper clip and use it as a dagger, and eat the mango :D

So technically I created a whip and a dagger.

[Artentreri]

Mini shiv and a wire/cloth mace. Nice dude.