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Zeus
11-29-2011, 02:06 AM
So, Zeus is known to be a player in Greek Mythology, right?

Well, if mythology is correct, Zeus cheated on his wife with an mortal, thus producing the child Hercules.

Hercules went on to do great things.

Thus, is history telling us it is good to cheat?! Especially if you produce a bastard child who does great things?

Come to think of it, Most, if not all demi-gods are born and created their legacies through that process. O.o

Quite interesting indeed.

I wonder if this would ever work as an excuse? "Honey, I only cheated because it's shown in Greek Mythology that it's okay to cheat! I mean, look at Zeus and all his children he fathered!"

Note: This was meant as light humor, not meant to condone cheating.

javier995
11-29-2011, 02:32 AM
Haha Ty for the late night laugh, tho I would never cheat on my gf or future wife (if I get married). The person you're with is not satisfying you, so you cheat. If that person isn't satisfying you why be with them? Am I right or am I right?

Note: I'm right, I'm never wrong. If you say I'm wrong, you're wrong bc I'm always right. :)

adidaman
11-29-2011, 02:57 AM
Well I'm gonna go cheat on my girlfriend now. My excuse will be that Apollo said its ok

Onaraasider
11-29-2011, 03:14 AM
"Honey, I only cheated because it's shown in Greek Mythology that it's okay to cheat! I mean, look at Zeus and all his children he .I tried to tell my ex-girlfriend the the same thing!

Zeus
11-29-2011, 03:42 AM
Well I'm gonna go cheat on my girlfriend now. My excuse will be that Apollo said its ok

Bwahahahahahah! You made me LOL irl. xD

adidaman
11-29-2011, 04:02 AM
Well I'm gonna go cheat on my girlfriend now. My excuse will be that Apollo said its ok

Bwahahahahahah! You made me LOL irl. xD

(: however I don't think it would go over too well...

Bakoffmycandy
11-29-2011, 04:02 AM
Ap...this thread gave me the greatest idea. It will be fun & benefit the community! Wrote it down so I don't forget, I'll fill ya in tomorrow :rolleyes:

MightyMicah
11-29-2011, 04:38 AM
I see the humor but I don't appreciate it :\

Suicunebaby
11-29-2011, 05:10 AM
O.o lol nice find!

Onaraasider
11-29-2011, 05:10 AM
I see the humor but I don't appreciate it :\Why not? We r just kidding around.BTW,when can u see my character and put me in guild?

MightyMicah
11-29-2011, 05:36 AM
Cause too many people will take it fairly seriously, and the logic is really flawed :\ As of the guild, I'm having trouble making money to create it. I'm about halfway there though!

dudetus
11-29-2011, 05:44 AM
But this works for Gods only?

Petrichor
11-29-2011, 08:26 AM
-.-

Carth
11-29-2011, 09:04 AM
Lol! Apollo, your a genius! :)

Zeus
11-29-2011, 09:18 AM
-.-

Chloe! I knew you'd like my logic! :)

BodMaster
11-29-2011, 11:02 AM
Lol! Gave me a chuckle or 3 ;)

StompArtist
11-29-2011, 11:07 AM
It was perfectly acceptable to have mistresses for Kings and Gods in the good old days.
Then the unique God came along and spoiled the party for men everywhere.

I say we start worshiping lightning bolts and rocks again!

ninjaduck
11-29-2011, 11:18 AM
^ and skwirruls ofc

Artentreri
11-29-2011, 11:53 PM
Wow. Wrong.

Otukura
11-30-2011, 12:01 AM
"Honey, I only cheated because it's shown in Greek Mythology that it's okay to cheat! I mean, look at Zeus and all his children he fathered!"

I have the perfect oppertunity to test it out....

/troll

Cascade
11-30-2011, 12:03 AM
Lol, thats right I never noticed that. xD