dreenise
12-07-2011, 09:10 AM
Don't we all!
Dark Legion Officer
MimeRifle
12-07-2011, 09:30 AM
(Copyright whomever, 1991-ish, Saturday Night Live, monologue by Steve Martin)
(Even though every bit of the language is Television-appropriate, I will edit so it is so appropriate that it doesn't get deleted, and I don't get banned or some horrible thing like that! It is one of the funniest things I have ever heard... after all)
If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.
You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.
And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day or****, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it.
Wait a minute, maybe the s** thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the s** thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we go with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in he*l! That would be my fourth wish.
And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas!
javier995
12-07-2011, 09:48 AM
Lol Ty Mime, great way to start my day by laughing. :)
MimeRifle
12-07-2011, 10:18 AM
Lol Ty Mime, great way to start my day by laughing. :)
You're welcome Javier! It's a great way to start every day in my book! Peace on Earth!!!
javier995
12-07-2011, 06:25 PM
You're welcome Javier! It's a great way to start every day in my book! Peace on Earth!!!
Great way to start it, and end it:D
serprus
12-07-2011, 07:01 PM
I want a hippopotamus for christmas