New Elixir Ideas!

[FluffNStuff]

In the spirit of the new elixir that allows lower level players enter higher level maps, I am suggesting the following elixirs:
Russian Bear Elixir: The boss will spawn as soon as you enter the map, allowing players to 'rush' to the boss and kill it.
Bawses Are Hard Elixir: With this elixir enabled, the bosses will not unleash if you agro them across a wall or pit. This will allow players an easier fight against the Overlord and the Keeper.
Multi-Tappin Elixir: This will remove the global cool down from the skills of players allowing them to fire all skills at once. As this could be an issue in PVP, it will cost double to use there.
Classic Palladin elixir: Allows you to respec to strength for example, equip strength items, and then respec to say int, and you will still be able to use the strength items as long as you keep using the elixir.
AFK Leaching Elixir: With this elixir, you will be able to take your toon to a respawning area and die by the boss before you go to bed. By the morning, you will have gained a number of levels and will have a full stash of pinks.
I'm a mule elixir: With this elixir, your low level characters that have exceeded their item limit will still be able to access stash, trade and enter zones.
Sellin the hats elixir: With this elixir, the plat items you buy will have gold values, and you can liquidate them as a way to earn gold.
Shank em with a shiv elixir: With this elixir, your critical shots will not be reduced by the mobs or players armor.
Newbsploitation Elixir: With this elixir, you can bait and switch items in trade without the other person having a chance to back out.
Skeller to the Max Elixir: Allows player to gain experience up to the 65 in Skeller Krunch Returns.
Naturally, all of these elixirs will have high prices to prevent abuse ;)

User Requested:

Elixir of the Assassin: Be able to target other players in townes and attack them.

** I will be adding suggestions to this list, as long as the meet the original requirement, which is they have to enable a feature that was previously in the game that was removed do it being a considered a bug or an exploit, BUT would make an excellent addition if added for plat to prevent its abuse.

[Gaunab]

/Sarcasm. :D

^jus' to keep the upcoming flames moderate :P

[FluffNStuff]

/Sarcasm. :D

^jus' to keep the upcoming flames moderate :P

check the tags ;)

[Carth]

At first, I thought you were being serious. I kept reading on down and then soon realized that this was a joke. If this isn't a joke... then... just have shame. :D

[Swimmingstar]

Go invent these, test them in a lab, and try them out yourself. :)

[Elyseon]

Ooh i have one: the antielix juice, when someone buys one it disables every elixir in the game

[Roc]

I like the gradual shift there ;) Definitely a good example of a rhetorical technique on how to convince someone of the ridiculous!

[Cascade]

I thought you went off the deep end for a second.

Here is one.


Max Elixir-Be the max level for as long as the elixir lasts!

[FluffNStuff]

Go invent these, test them in a lab, and try them out yourself. :)
Just like the 'enter higher dungeons' elixir, the ability granted by every single one of these has already been tested in game and has been removed as they are bad 'free' features. Though I am sure they would make excellent additions to the game if reintroduced with a plat based cost to prevent their abuse.

[StompArtist]

Elixir of the Assassin: Be able to target other players in townes and attack them.

[Fusionstrike]

Moron Begone: Automatically gags anyone in the zone who says something stupid for duration of elixir

[Whirlzap]

Still got it haha.
Big fool vanity up for sale again?

How about the 1000Plat Elite Level Elixir?
Everyone's gotta buy this.

[Ayc2000]

I really think these elixers should be implemented! What could be better than the new plat gen? Think of all the benefits :D which by far outnumber the cons ;P
/ihopeyouseethesarcasm

[zeusabe]

Here are some great game changers, since we're in the process of breaking the game wide open, then why don't we stop beating around the bush and just partey?:

SELF-BAN ELIXIR: For free, Use this to ban yourself forever in PL, it will recognize your essence as a person so regardless of device, you will not be able to play again unless you perform gender change
AUTO-BOT ELIXIR: For 1 Plat your toon becomes alive and plays on its own even when your app is not running, it will even talk to you ALA Siri
BAN HAMMER ELIXIR: For 1 Plat you can ban anyone in-game
ANTI BAN HAMMER ELIXIR: For 1,000,000 Plat, you can unban the player you banned
STAFF OF MIDAS ELIXIR: For 1 Plat, all CS prices will go down to 1 gold
POWER OVERWHELMING ELIXIR: For free, eveytime you kill an enemy, it will drop the rarest pink that dungeon
AURA OF IMMUNITY: For free, you can shout anything in-game as in everything...your deepest darkest secrets
PORTAL TO WOW: For 1 plat, you will automatically be ported to WoW and replace PL in your mobile or tablet forever
REVERT BACK TO PL: For ???? plat (too many zeros), your WoW will go back to PL after using PORTAL TO WOW.

[Pharcyde]

TOO SEXY ELIXIR: Cost: 5 plat/ Lasts indefinitely. This elixir allows your tune to be truly "naked" and strip off all of its cloths when unequipping.
SOUTHPARK MEETS THE SIMPSONS ELIXIR: Cost: ∞ plat/ Lasts: ∞ minutes. This elixir, in Southpark style, allows you to bring your tune over from PL to SL. You keep all your items, gold, and level. Considering that it is the future, and gold is a now a valued commodity, you are officially 10000000∞% richer.
VOODOO ELIXIR: Cost: 1 plat/Lasts til user death (literally). This elixir allows you to control any hater/flamer/noob/beggar/troll FOR LIFE! Sick and tired of being begged for your gear for free? Just send that level 10 down to mt fang forever. Best part is this elixir attaches user to ipod, meaning he/she/it cannot stop playing until you let him/her/manbearpig.
STS SPEED DIAL ELIXIR: Cost: Free / Lasts: unlimitted. This elixir allows you to page a dev any and every second. Due to contractual obligations, they must respond by logging on and entering your game/instance within three minutes.
PAINT BALL ELIXIR: This elixir is a rollback - Classic 007 Golden Eye style, all projectiles shot are now paintballs and leave a colorful rainbow color on your enemy. This bad boy alters the universe within PL, and transform all matter of interest into paint. *WARNING - Using this elixir might cause a mass buildup of lethal gas, use at your own risk*
iStalk ELIXIR: Unsure about that user pretending to be a girl? Want to follow and talk to a player anywhere, even if they tell you to stop and threaten to call the police? This elixir was made by santas magic elf for a man who is in jail for life now for stalking. This bad boy gives you GPS tracking, social securitys, credit cards, billing history, phone number, and emails of the victim being stalked by you. BUT WAIT THATS NOT ALL! Use of this elixir gives you a vanity van pet. Transport he/she/it around in style!

[Otukura]

iStalk ELIXIR: Unsure about that user pretending to be a girl? Want to follow and talk to a player anywhere, even if they tell you to stop and threaten to call the police? This elixir was made by santas magic elf for a man who is in jail for life now for stalking. This bad boy gives you GPS tracking, social securitys, credit cards, billing history, phone number, and emails of the victim being stalked by you. BUT WAIT THATS NOT ALL! Use of this elixir gives you a vanity van pet. Transport he/she/it around in style!

Pics?

[Pharcyde]

Pics?

of course!

HITITANDQUITIT ELIXIR: This elixir gives your tune x999 attack, as well as a golden desert eagle vanity, instantly kill anyone/anything.
NEW FRIENDS ELIXIR: This elixir gives you the ability to change your character into ANY boss in the game. Offer only available to new users.

[Eric Huang]

SELF-KILL ELIXER OF PREY : 1 plat , let you die immediately after you got revived or respawn...= =lll

[dudetus]

Hmm I sure would love the AFK leeching elixir. Btw if it is for one hour, would it be kinda annoying to wake up every hour just to go and buy a new one?

Oyster Transformation Formula - Allows u to play as an Oyster and destroy everything on ur way! Pure awesomeness. With bubbles!

[FluffNStuff]

I will be adding suggestions to this list, as long as they meet the original requirement, which is they have to enable a feature that was previously in the game that was removed do it being a considered a bug or an exploit, BUT would make an excellent addition if added for plat to prevent its abuse.

[wvhills]

A lot of these ideas are really funny but fluff was trying to make a point in his original post. ;)