View Full Version : My fellow Arlorians!
konafez
09-03-2019, 08:33 PM
Im announcing my candidacy for the 2019 Arlorian elections ..in my 3 years in office the Arlorian economy has thrived, Cakelessness is at a all time low ..and evil muffins have been banished from the realm!
so as we head into the new election year..remember..vote kona!
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GucciBang
09-03-2019, 08:34 PM
Wat
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Tsuchii
09-04-2019, 12:52 AM
That's gonna be fun. [emoji16]
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Susanne
09-04-2019, 03:06 AM
I like your table Kona...very tasteful decor. I'll vote for you because I need the practice (I'm from England).
konafez
09-04-2019, 06:05 PM
and since my VP has retired (the great and beloved Java/Coffeegirl) im looking for a new VP
Kystone
09-04-2019, 06:58 PM
I'm going to eat all your cake
konafez
09-04-2019, 08:44 PM
HEY NOW!! just calm down and step away from the cake ...(send in the secret service..have Kystone beaten with a turnip)
codered
09-05-2019, 12:10 AM
U still hv my voice.....
slaaayerrr
09-05-2019, 12:42 AM
Who are u ..
Oakmaiden
09-05-2019, 09:12 AM
Faux news reports of puppet regime! Rigged elections!# “I didn’t inhale” #“that’s not me in that SS”! #“Knot me”# “you too”
Dragoonclaws
09-05-2019, 01:31 PM
Lets all appreciate the great work of Konafez during his succulent 4 years regime.
Since his reign, we got a couple expansions, an increase in the economy, increase of the middle class (whatever is the middle class) and cake events.
Hey Kona, you should start your own political party. THE CAKE PARTY! Everyone who joins gets a taste of all the cake delicacies.
When i look at this screenshot i see a man who look to have
eat a lot and a lot of cakes and a pet so skinny we only see the bones,
can we trust a man who obviously don't share his precious cakes with his own pet??
BaronB
09-06-2019, 07:08 AM
i just need to know about that coffee table please >.<
what is it ? where can i buy a few of them from ?
1 <3
Oakmaiden
09-06-2019, 08:56 AM
i just need to know about that coffee table please >.<
what is it ? where can i buy a few of them from ?
1 <3 that table is in your GH store.
Encryptions
09-06-2019, 10:41 AM
FCI, Federal Cake Incorporation.
konafez
09-06-2019, 01:47 PM
My fellow Arlorians..we have also taken steps to pass new laws making cake banditry a criminal offence , punishable by being beaten about the head and shoulders with a turnip
sweeetcakes
09-06-2019, 02:40 PM
Any fellow cake lover has my vote :)
Fyrce
09-06-2019, 04:57 PM
Wait. What happens to my turnip cakes then? Good thing I have a stockpile!
marsu4u
09-06-2019, 07:52 PM
Amazing idea, we need other candidates, Like Hillary VS Trump [emoji23][emoji23]
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konafez
09-08-2019, 07:29 AM
Amazing idea, we need other candidates, Like Hillary VS Trump [emoji23][emoji23]
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yes we do .....
Kairihearts
09-08-2019, 11:06 AM
Give cake plz muhahahaaha ;)
konafez
09-08-2019, 02:40 PM
im announcing that Kairihearts will be running as my VP
Kairihearts
09-08-2019, 03:18 PM
Yes hehe we shall conquer AL with cake!
Abuze
09-08-2019, 03:21 PM
If you already got elected once, doesn't that mean you can't participate again?
konafez
09-08-2019, 07:47 PM
If you already got elected once, doesn't that mean you can't participate again?
Arlorian constitution allows me to run for a 2nd term ..and make Arlor cake again!
Spooked
09-09-2019, 09:29 AM
You'll have my vote.. if you get rid of those pesky beetles in underhul.
konafez
09-09-2019, 05:41 PM
You'll have my vote.. if you get rid of those pesky beetles in underhul.
My fellow Arlorian .. i respect your anti beetle stance . thats why i have put forth ar-145.3 to bring in large birds to eat the beetles ...then bring in gorillas to eat the birds ..then after all the birds are gone we give the gorillas jobs guarding my cake stash
marsu4u
09-09-2019, 05:48 PM
yes we do .....Aight I'm down
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Kairihearts
09-09-2019, 06:46 PM
My fellow Arlorian .. i respect your anti beetle stance . thats why i have put forth ar-145.3 to bring in large birds to eat the beetles ...then bring in gorillas to eat the birds ..then after all the birds are gone we give the gorillas jobs guarding my cake stash
Haha what a great idea! Must feed these Gorillaz tho otherwise they will eat our cake stash Kona!
Oakmaiden
09-09-2019, 07:27 PM
Begins grassroots campaign to write in Entity for President!
Spooked
09-10-2019, 09:04 AM
My fellow Arlorian .. i respect your anti beetle stance . thats why i have put forth ar-145.3 to bring in large birds to eat the beetles ...then bring in gorillas to eat the birds ..then after all the birds are gone we give the gorillas jobs guarding my cake stash
You just earned my vote, but how are we going to finace all these shananigans
QuaseT
09-10-2019, 11:57 AM
Who are u ..
Im sorry to ask that too but was there really some kind of vote or is this an intern joke of the community? I dont want to be rude but I've never heard of this whole election or the candidates.
Encryptions
09-10-2019, 01:18 PM
Im sorry to ask that too but was there really some kind of vote or is this an intern joke of the community? I dont want to be rude but I've never heard of this whole election or the candidates.
https://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?320916-atlorian-election-2016&highlight=president
After some thread examinations I find this.
konafez
09-10-2019, 03:04 PM
https://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?320916-atlorian-election-2016&highlight=president
After some thread examinations I find this.
ahh yes..that was so much fun . and to answer your question the voting was done in the polls section the devs ran a poll and people voted and i was elected
now if i can just get Remmi to notice this and get involved we will do it again ...if anyone runs against me
make arlor cake again!
QuaseT
09-10-2019, 04:21 PM
ahh yes..that was so much fun . and to answer your question the voting was done in the polls section the devs ran a poll and people voted and i was elected
now if i can just get Remmi to notice this and get involved we will do it again ...if anyone runs against me
make arlor cake again!
Nice ty seems like an awesome idea. I havent seen it bc it was in contest section and i never take a look there. Hope the votes were honest because since you can just create as many forum accounts as you want.
Encryptions
09-10-2019, 04:37 PM
ahh yes..that was so much fun . and to answer your question the voting was done in the polls section the devs ran a poll and people voted and i was elected
now if i can just get Remmi to notice this and get involved we will do it again ...if anyone runs against me
make arlor cake again!
Old forums was fun from what I have learned by checking out old posts. Bring 99mil cakes into al, grand kona cake for the bday event.
Susanne
09-10-2019, 05:20 PM
But where are your opponents Kona?..what have you done with them, hmmm? I have noticed mass panic buying of flour, eggs, sugar, sprinkles, baking tins and suprise surprise..turnips!
Something is afoot. 🤔
konafez
09-10-2019, 06:49 PM
But where are your opponents Kona?..what have you done with them, hmmm? I have noticed mass panic buying of flour, eggs, sugar, sprinkles, baking tins and suprise surprise..turnips!
Something is afoot. ��
(shifty eyes) .....no comment .....
[[Who doesn't know Kona..this guy likes cake more than I like coffee!!]]
What is the current state of the strategic cake reserve? I only ask because you always ask me, and I quote.. 'Is there cake?' Has me a bit concerned.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190910/7916e755f4d48ff022d3f1237ca1c3b3.jpg
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konafez
09-10-2019, 07:33 PM
[[Who doesn't know Kona..this guy likes cake more than I like coffee!!]]
What is the current state of the strategic cake reserve? I only ask because you always ask me, and I quote.. 'Is there cake?' Has me a bit concerned.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190910/7916e755f4d48ff022d3f1237ca1c3b3.jpg
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JAAAAAVVVAAAAA!! the cake reserves are fine..i only ask for cake ..for...personal use..(shifty eyes) ...
(for those that dont know..Java was my VP for my first term )
Kairihearts
09-10-2019, 09:05 PM
If Java is back I'll gladly revoke my chance to run VP Kona I respect Java she's the best :3
If Java is back I'll gladly revoke my chance to run VP Kona I respect Java she's the best :3I'm living carb free..so until The CAKE Party includes low carb cake on its platform, I cannot abide.
Coffee is still a part of a carb free diet tho.
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konafez
09-10-2019, 09:36 PM
I'm living carb free..so until The CAKE Party includes low carb cake on its platform, I cannot abide.
Coffee is still a part of a carb free diet tho.
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(spits out soda) carb free cake!! have you lost your mind ......
..you hurt me real bad Java...real bad....
Ebereasider
09-11-2019, 12:38 AM
The cake is a lie :dejection:
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Susanne
09-11-2019, 01:51 AM
So I've been baking cakes only to find out that I'm not the only one you've been messaging with those words "is there cake?"
Now I know why I had to get the chocolate sprinkles from miles away and don't even ask where I found the buttercream and marzipan, the icing was easily obtainable (someone in Fester pvp was bragging about being so good he was "the icing on the cake".) I hate killing mages, got someone else to do it..rip little fella.
Whatya doin' with all that cake Kona?
konafez
09-11-2019, 11:04 AM
The cake is a lie :dejection:
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this is a propaganda photo staged by the Blair witch ...everyone knows she is anti cake
Kairihearts
09-11-2019, 01:05 PM
So Kona when's the vote happening hehe :)
Running unopposed....where is the Potato Party leader? Will the #bluelivesmatter party be represented? Hope to see a full ballot or this is what I fear will be the future of Arlor....https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190912/2e363f95a4efadc0c4226df8bfa3ea5a.jpg
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konafez
09-11-2019, 10:37 PM
Running unopposed....where is the Potato Party leader? Will the #bluelivesmatter party be represented? Hope to see a full ballot or this is what I fear will be the future of Arlor....https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190912/2e363f95a4efadc0c4226df8bfa3ea5a.jpg
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the truth of this kinda hits home
Kairihearts
09-12-2019, 07:47 AM
Hey where's my piece of cake :(
konafez
09-12-2019, 02:06 PM
Hey where's my piece of cake :(
there will be a cake in every stash (and 10 in mine) if i am re elected!
Oakmaiden
09-12-2019, 02:16 PM
I think Kona is the greedy Jarl in disguise!
Encryptions
09-12-2019, 04:10 PM
I think Kona is the greedy Jarl in disguise!
As long as he is not sir-scams-alot haha.
Oakmaiden
09-12-2019, 05:19 PM
They are probably cousins....
I found a baby pic of Kona...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190913/3f90688025c4806dd412c9f438ba8fa8.jpg
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Susanne
09-13-2019, 02:14 AM
I found a baby pic of Kona...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190913/3f90688025c4806dd412c9f438ba8fa8.jpg
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Kona gets my vote. I mean..who would dare argue with that baby? If that's what he was like then, I dread to think what he's like now. I'm allergic to fighting for cake, it brings me out in cuts and bruises. 🤕
konafez
09-13-2019, 09:04 AM
I think Kona is the greedy Jarl in disguise!
the reports of me being Jarl in disguise are fake news ..now i do have family ties to the Gearloose family ..and MR Jadis has contributed to my campaign ...but that in no way has influenced my decision to continue building the presidential cake stash in Glinstone city
Kairihearts
09-13-2019, 10:41 AM
the reports of me being Jarl in disguise are fake news ..now i do have family ties to the Gearloose family ..and MR Jadis has contributed to my campaign ...but that in no way has influenced my decision to continue building the presidential cake stash in Glinstone city
I found your stash finally! The location is oh wait there's more cake ! Nom nom nom
konafez
09-13-2019, 09:07 PM
I found your stash finally! The location is oh wait there's more cake ! Nom nom nom
the presidential cake stash is located in the lower hauntlet ..the lower hauntlet was given to me by JustG to convert into a cake stash . i am actively hiring guards for said cake stash
Wakowakaka
09-14-2019, 02:10 AM
What does an arlorian officer do
Kairihearts
09-14-2019, 06:50 AM
the presidential cake stash is located in the lower hauntlet ..the lower hauntlet was given to me by JustG to convert into a cake stash . i am actively hiring guards for said cake stash
I'll be the queen hehe I'll send my own personal guards!
konafez
09-14-2019, 10:46 AM
I'll be the queen hehe I'll send my own personal guards!
great..now i will have to hire goons to protect my cake from your goons!
Motherless_Child
09-14-2019, 11:08 AM
Im announcing my candidacy for the 2019 Arlorian elections ..in my 3 years in office the Arlorian economy has thrived, Cakelessness is at a all time low ..and evil muffins have been banished from the realm!
so as we head into the new election year..remember..vote kona!
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I wanna be VP....................
Kairihearts
09-14-2019, 12:26 PM
O.o I have a challenge for VP
Remiem
09-16-2019, 01:01 AM
Well, this thread is just pure entertainment. Thank you.
Genius
09-16-2019, 08:03 AM
Its refreshing to have some cake after a forum full of salt.
Ill vote for you if you put 1 exercise mat into all Arlorians stash,
with all those cakes shenanigans and overuse of their speed set i have start to notice
more and more Arlorians starting having high cholesterol in their blood,
have short breath when running without their speed set and are starting to getting fat!!
konafez
09-16-2019, 11:36 AM
Ill vote for you if you put 1 exercise mat into all Arlorians stash,
with all those cakes shenanigans and overuse of their speed set i have start to notice
more and more Arlorians starting having high cholesterol in their blood,
have short breath when running without their speed set and are starting to getting fat!!
my fellow Arlorian ..i understand your interest in making arlor healthy again ..and i do agree . my VP Kairihearts has started the "Get off your butt and go farm!" charity ..that encourages Arlorians to ...well get out and do something ....
Kairihearts
09-16-2019, 02:03 PM
my fellow Arlorian ..i understand your interest in making arlor healthy again ..and i do agree . my VP Kairihearts has started the "Get of your butt and go farm!" charity ..that encourages Arlorians to ...well get out and do something ....
This is correct my president of cake! :)
Flamesofanger
09-17-2019, 02:19 AM
hi
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any space for watermelons? k thx
Kairihearts
09-17-2019, 12:09 PM
Hmm watermelon cake not to sure about this have to wait for Kona to approve!
konafez
09-17-2019, 07:52 PM
hi
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any space for watermelons? k thx
My fellow Arlorian ..we welcome all watermelon/cantaloupe and any other melon based partisans . in fact im starting the "give melons a chance" movement . to raise awareness of these tasty treats ( in fact i just finished eating watermelon IRL)
Kairihearts
09-18-2019, 04:35 AM
Hahaha Kona too funny :3
konafez
09-20-2019, 01:24 PM
Well, this thread is just pure entertainment. Thank you.
Soooooo Remi ...can we do another election?? i can give you access to the presidential cake stash!
Kairihearts
09-20-2019, 05:34 PM
Soooooo Remi ...can we do another election?? i can give you access to the presidential cake stash!
She will have to get pass the guards first kona ;)
Razererxx
09-20-2019, 05:43 PM
Maybe i will candidate for being president too.Maybe i win lol