funniest joke u heard on sl

[goon]

just post i feel like laughing

[Azamaster]

I used to tell jokes. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[kallima]

All my jokes are dirty and not forum appropriate. ;p

[Redbridge]

Someone I'd never met b4 once asked me to borrow 1mil....lol

[javier995]

I used to tell jokes. Then I took an arrow to the knee.



I use to like that phrase. Then I took an arrow to the knee.


OT: More of a convo. I'll use different names to keep his identity secret:p

Me: Bob you should delete Bob and rename bobdied.
Bob: Yea I was thinking of deleting Bob and renaming bobdied to Bob and use it as my main.
Me: No, delete Bob and rename bobdied to bobdiedtwice.
Bob: ....
Dracula: lmao
Me: I'm serious.

Lol Bob is a friend that I've known for quite awhile, even though his name really isn't bob. If anyone knows whom I'm speaking of, they'll get it.

Another funny thing.

Engi: I'll heal you to death (this was in beta)
Same engi in pvp: I healed until you died, sorry I tried healing you but... I healed you to death..

[Cahaun]

I thought of a good one Bod said but I took an arrow to the knee.
(will be continued..)

[Wretch]

Jesus killed my mom, and turned her into a bull!

[Arthanos]

There was a dude running around Blackstar asking for stuff rather rudly. I, with my satanic sense of humor, screamed, "LETS ALL REPORT THE BEGGAR!" Just kidding, yunno? The beggar "lols", as do a couple other people. Then, a couple lvl 20s (a comm and an op) start harrassing me, saying "GIVE HIM A BREAK!" and "Shut up, if you were poor, you'd beg too." So, I take the defensive and reassure them im only kidding. I then leave the server in shame.

[Cahaun]

There was a dude running around Blackstar asking for stuff rather rudly. I, with my satanic sense of humor, screamed, "LETS ALL REPORT THE BEGGAR!" Just kidding, yunno? The beggar "lols", as do a couple other people. Then, a couple lvl 20s (a comm and an op) start harrassing me, saying "GIVE HIM A BREAK!" and "Shut up, if you were poor, you'd beg too." So, I take the defensive and reassure them im only kidding. I then leave the server in shame.
Lol if I was poor... You wouldn't want to know (It wouldn't be begging)

[Carth]

This isn't really a joke but its something funny that happened in-game. This was before Voleria came out. System was notifying all users that there was going to be a small update. I thought it was the Voleria update so I spoke my mind. :D

System: Update in 5 minutes.
*I was soloing Biosphere and decided to think out loud in chat*
Carth: Man, that better not be the content update.
System: :(
*My expression -----> O___o*
Carth: Not that I don't want it, I'm just not ready.
System: Sniff...sniff...
Carth: I'm sorry. Now your making me feel bad. :(

The developers are awesome. :D

[ninjaduck]

I used to tell jokes. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

> ~~~~~~~~~(knee) ----------->

[Slant]

The "Meh" before the fixed miner's elix update was pretty cool
Someone on UCS asking for help with a quest > "where can I find vulvar ticker?"

[Garvhoz]

These names are made up except for mine because I will be "me" lol ( I will still be garvhoz)
This was during a numa prime run

Billybobjoebobharris: Man garvhoz your pretty good at this
smellydog: dude you cant blame him hes born to kill
Garvhoz(me): lol

I dont hear a lot of funnyness :/

[flashbackflip]

I laugh quite often over chatting in SL, but i usually forget this stuff.. Should do screenshots i guess)

[Cahaun]

Ok this happened in a SY lvl 5 run with one of my friends when a lvl 32 noticed me giving two pistols to my friend. I'll call him Jim

Jim: Can I have the armor you have?
Me: What? My lvl 40 armor?
Jim: Yea have any more?
Me: *looks at purple stash* Nope
Jim: Where did you get that crossbow gun?
Me: A drop from here
Jim: Can I have yours?
Me: I'm using it
Jim: ....
Jim: What lvl is the crossbow?
Me: lvl 35 *leaves zone*

[ninjaduck]

Ok this happened in a SY lvl 5 run with one of my friends when a lvl 32 noticed me giving two pistols to my friend. I'll call him Jim

Jim: Can I have the armor you have?
Me: What? My lvl 40 armor?
Jim: Yea have any more?
Me: *looks at purple stash* Nope
Jim: Where did you get that crossbow gun?
Me: A drop from here
Jim: Can I have yours?
Me: I'm using it
Jim: ....
Jim: What lvl is the crossbow?
Me: lvl 35 *leaves zone*
i hate it when this happens!

[Fac3bon3s]

i hate it when this happens!

I still don't know why you wouldn't give me that gun? I asked nicely. And left the zone so you could meet me in town. :anonymous:

[SUPAPRODIGY]

one time one of the commandos was begging an hes like can i have 5k i was like why an he said."I ran out of lasers need to buy more".I was like get out of here im not that dumb.

ROFLCOPTER.

[Cahaun]

A commando in B* saying "Need custom Meganaught someone please pay for me"

[Xaphan Fox]

Funniest joke:

Sts saying plat would always be optional and not at all needed for advantage in game. Aesthetic only right!?

[Zeus]

Funniest joke:

Sts saying plat would always be optional and not at all needed for advantage in game. Aesthetic only right!?

Platinum surgery makes everything look better. Whoops, I meant plastic. :D

[Kanozaki]

I use to like that phrase. Then I took an arrow to the knee.


OT: More of a convo. I'll use different names to keep his identity secret:p

Me: Bob you should delete Bob and rename bobdied.
Bob: Yea I was thinking of deleting Bob and renaming bobdied to Bob and use it as my main.
Me: No, delete Bob and rename bobdied to bobdiedtwice.
Bob: ....
Dracula: lmao
Me: I'm serious.

Lol Bob is a friend that I've known for quite awhile, even though his name really isn't bob. If anyone knows whom I'm speaking of, they'll get it.

Another funny thing.

Engi: I'll heal you to death (this was in beta)
Same engi in pvp: I healed until you died, sorry I tried healing you but... I healed you to death..

LOL didnt bob die three times ? i remember him being taken off engi leader boards lol

[javier995]

@ Kano lol idk I haven't checked, maybe he did lol I'll look at his deaths later. Lol nice you knew who I was talking about lol