My Christmas Letters...

[Whirlzap]

Santa Whirlz had too much coffee and fell asleep on Christmas Eve.
Never fear, he's awake now!
Santa is now giving out letters to all the little birdlets, cubs, and apprentices of Alterra!
Please request a short letter if you want!


Dear Woundy,
How have you been, little bird? I hear you've been a LITTLE naughty this year, eh? But what can I say? Let a kid have his fun! My dear boy, what did you want for Christmas? Oh yes, a pair of Nylon Wing Muffins.
I'll check if The INT Workshop has some for you. Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
-Your lovely Santa Whirlz

Dear Parth,
Hello, my dear Parf! Have you been naughty again this year? Yes, I presume?
Ho ho ho! TWO stockings full of coal for ya' this year!
Oh, and remember, have a Merry Christmas!

Dear Chloe,
My little darling elf! Those cookies were delicious! When you grow up, you should come work at my workshop! How have your battles been faring? I heard you got a new staff! Congrats! My, how about a beautiful doll for Christmas?



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Dear Siejo,
Greetings old mate! How are you doing these merry days? The weather's all cold and nice, what shall Old Man Whirlz send you this year? Oh, how about a new Coffee Mug? You always did love to have tea with me!

Dear Ladylove,
Happy Holidays, Brooke! I've missed you for quite some time! You should journey back to Alterra one day!
Until then, please accept this AK-47 and my warmest wishes for Christmas! I KNOW you're the type of girl who would love this present.
Merry Christmas!



*shoots Whirlz*


Dear Whirlzap,
My my, kid!
How have you been?
Oh, how I've missed you!
You NEVER write to your dear uncle Whirlz!
I'm sniffling with tears as I write this..
My dear boy, I hope you're safe right now....
because as I am writing this letter, I'm sure you have already embarked on your adventure to the mysterious lands of FNORD...
My dearest wishes, and a warm seasons' greetings, take this Cursed Blade of Eternal Dark Soul Reaping Destruction Of The Demon Askenfall's Dark Soul Sheathed Weaponry of Hell.
-Whirlz

So, if you want to receive a letter from your dear old Santa Whirlz, don't forget to leave some cookies and milk!

[Swimmingstar]

Yes, I want one, this year though, I forgot you were coming... So here's your half cookie along with 1/100 cup of milk.

[Whirlzap]

Dear SwimmingStar,
You're a very unique and talented little elf!
I don't know what to say, that time you decided to jump off a cliff and swim from one end of Alterra to another in half a day or that time you shot down a star.
It's hard to imagine what sort of safe present I could give you...a necklace?
No, you'd go strangle Otukaru for that...


FOR THE LAST TIME..IT'S OTUKURA! And about that^...... -.-

A new staff? No..you'd never stop smacking drew..


ow..hey that actually hurts ALOT>.< I'M GONNA KILL WHOEVER GAVE YOU THAT STAFF, Swim!

ah, yes! A camera! Atleast permanent flash damage isn't as bad as having crutches all year.


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Well, ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!

[Hankomachos]

Umm... me next! :D

[Whirlzap]

Dear Hank,
What a tough grizzly you've grown into!
Last time I saw you, you were sitting in a little bird telling them to get out of your...territory?
And then you started sitting on a tree and telling THAT to go away..
Tough. Very tough.
I also heard you finally met that wimpy Polar Bear Mankohachos! Boy, you beat that bear up!
Hmm, what should I get you for Christmas? A rubber bunny?


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A...a Pokemon Ball!


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How about a fishing pole?


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Oh, man. Running out of choices.
Your own frisbee!
Yes, that sounds nice!
Merry Christmas!

[Sassinya]

*cookies and milk*

[RBeltran]

Wu bout me? :)

[NECROREAPER]

Likewise

[Buubuuftw]

*looks around* ok I think its safe... *slips in some cookies and milk* gotta run before they find me...

[Silentarrow]

You must've missed my tray? *hands platter over*

[Whirlzap]

*cookies and milk*

Dear Sassinya,
Merry Christmas!

'May your holidays
be happy days
filled with love
and laughter

And may each day
bring joy your way
in the year
that follows after!'

With warmest wishes, Santa Whirlz sends you a box of chocolates.
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[Draopwnzall]

I want a letter. :0

[Whirlzap]

Wu bout me? :)

Dear Rbeltran,
Well, well, enjoy your holidays Mr. Level 66 Bear!
Hope it ain't too grumpy to send you a new Shield of Hallows!
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[Skeletonlord]

I'd like a letter as well. Please make me one.

[Whirlzap]

Likewise

Dear Necro,
Hello there, young one!
I see you take a liking to wizardy and witchcraft, and isn't Halloween your favorite holiday?
Well, even though Halloween can give you lots of nice munchies and treats, Old Santa Whirlz shall also shower you with an abundance of fresh candies!
Merry Christmas, and remember, no scary ghosts this Eve!
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[Whirlzap]

*looks around* ok I think its safe... *slips in some cookies and milk* gotta run before they find me...

Dear Buubuuftw,
Why you no choose Bird.
Merry Christmas, with a toy bird.
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[Whirlzap]

You must've missed my tray? *hands platter over*

Dear Silentarrow,
Merry Christmas with a gentle song about silent snow:

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
Walking in a winter wonderland.








Gone away is the bluebird,
Here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song,
As we go along,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown

He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you're in town.

Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
The plans that we've made,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
Until the other kids knock him down.

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling
We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

[Whirlzap]

I want a letter. :0
Dear Draocad,
Merry Christmas!
I wish to congratulate you on your victory against Count Vlod in Mount Peak Fang and obtaining the Scared (Level66) Shining Armor!
May all your holidays and further ventures be joyful and safe.

[Whirlzap]

I'd like a letter as well. Please make me one.

Dear Skeletonlord,

Wow, that milk was very tasty! Yes, indeed. It had a very UNIQUE taste to it.. Thanks!
You're a vivid guy.
So I'll wish you a Merry Christmas with pictures!
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[ninjaduck]

I want a letter. *drops a cookie in Whirlz's honesty box"

[Piosidon]

I sorta ate the cookies

[Skeletonlord]

@whirlzap thanks for my letter written one for you as well:

Dear Whirlzap,

My you have been a awesome person, always helping people, being kind, and just downright amazing!

Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you dude!

P.S: here is a pic for you!

[wvhills]

I would like a letter please! :)

[Bunnyshoota]

Me next!

[LwMark]

I want a letter ;)

[TechniShock]

I want a letter too :) *quickly bakes 4 Gingerbread cookies and a warmed up glass of milk*

[Whirlzap]

I want a letter. *drops a cookie in Whirlz's honesty box"


http://www.jokeroo.com/videos/animal/sneaky-ninja-duck-stealth.html
Dear ninjaduck, here's a video of a ninja duck.
Merry Christmas.

[Whirlzap]

I would like a letter please! :)
Dear robert,
How are ya' doing? I guess it's pretty frosty up here in the North Pole. What's that? Oh, you want a new class?
Well, I can do just that! *goes to STS and requests new class*
Ahh, there we go.
Okay, so I wanted to ask about how you made those delicious cookies. So delicious! Did you use chocolate or mint?
I'm VERY old, so I can't exactly tell the difference.
Anyways, merry christmas!

[Whirlzap]

I sorta ate the cookies
Dear Pios,
No c-cookies?....
NAUGHTY LIST! Three stockings full of coal for ya'

[Whirlzap]

Me next!
Dear Bunnyshoota,
Okay, let's get this straight. Put the weapon down. I'm NOT the Easter Bunny. I'm Santa Whirlz.
Now, little boy, have you been nice or naughty this year? Nice? Okay, what would you like for Christmas?
No Military Knifes or any weapons! How about a little coloring book? No? Okay, I bet some new boots'll suit ya.

[Whirlzap]

I want a letter ;)
Dear Lwmark,
Gonna send you my warmest wishes and a nice lil' present.
-From your Merry Old Santa Whirlz

[Whirlzap]

I want a letter too :) *quickly bakes 4 Gingerbread cookies and a warmed up glass of milk*
Dear Jonathan,
WOW! FOUR cookies? You're such a thoughtful kid!
This Christmas, I'm gonna give you some nice crayons and a pack of Sharpies! The perfect presents for a thoughtful younsta' like you.
So many years have passed. Remember how I sent you a telescope last year for Christmas? Haha, you found all the planets in one night!
I wish you the most joyful of holidays in this year's end. Merry Christmas Jonathan.
-Santa Whirlz

[Matutd]

Whirlz! What about me? I wan some prezzies too!
*quickly leaves milk and cookies, then goes to bed and pretends to be asleep*

[lilgangster]

I would enjoy a letter :) *runs to walmart n buys cookies and milk. *eats and drinks the milk and cookies :l. *adds cookies and milk to his wish list :).

[Draopwnzall]

I want a letter. :0
Dear Draocad,
Merry Christmas!
I wish to congratulate you on your victory against Count Vlod in Mount Peak Fang and obtaining the Scared (Level66) Shining Armor!
May all your holidays and further ventures be joyful and safe.

Thanks for the letter. :)

[Ayc2000]

I want one! :3

[ninjaduck]

I want a letter. *drops a cookie in Whirlz's honesty box"


http://www.jokeroo.com/videos/animal/sneaky-ninja-duck-stealth.html
Dear ninjaduck, here's a video of a ninja duck.
Merry Christmas.

I am now enlightened, and you are awesome.

[Petrichor]

WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS UNTIL JUST NOW? Awwww whirlzy you're too sweet! Thanks! Parf needs to hush because I enjoyed the beautiful doll I got for Christmas! Limited Edition Nutcracker Barbie! woooooooooo. You're an angel :star:

[Gaddy]

" HO HO HO!
My dear little GIMBOID...
Have you EVER been nice?
Also, I thought the Forest Haven Sheriff served you with those restraining order papers weeks ago?
If you continue to contact me I'll have no choice but to have Commander Blackhawk lock you up with Kneil and all the other bad little animals!

Oh, and remember, have a Merry Christmas!
Father Frost "

...and that's how all the little animals learned to love christmas!

[Swimmingstar]

Whagalogajogalaga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD I WANT A NECKLACE???? I AM NOT EEE GIRLLLL!!! AND WHAT's thees stewpeed camee fo? Ah! Flasheee weapon!

[Whirlzap]

^Confusing toddler-talk.
I'm gonna write some more tonight:D