I don't always...

[Hankomachos]

I don't always (x) , but when I do, I prefer (y).

Y'all fill in X and Y.

:D

[Katy]

Something tells me this is dirty

[FluffNStuff]

I don't always drink wine, but when I do, I prefer boxed.

[Hankomachos]

Something tells me this is dirty

Nope. Look up "dos equis Guy"

[Kossi]

i dont always get hit with arrows, but when i do, i take them in the knee

[adidaman]

I don't always play skyrim, but when I do, I take an arrow to the knee. Stay crippled, my friends


Edit- boo ninja'ed

[Kossi]

I don't always play skyrim, but when I do, I take an arrow to the knee. Stay crippled, my friends


Edit- boo ninja'ed

Beat you too it! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Skeletonlord]

Everyone brings up skyrim on forums lol! If you go to off topic, you will find my feedback thread for skyrim.

[Carth]

I don't always do my homework, but when I do, I prefer to do the easy parts then consider it finished. :D

[Nick41324]

I don't always play MW3, but when I do, I rage quit after 2 games.

[javier995]

I don't always run, but when I do, I get tired.

[Hankomachos]

I don't always stand, but when I do, I use my legs.

I am, the most redundant man in the world.

[Katy]

I don't always go out to dinner, but when I do, I prefer Italian.

[javier995]

I don't always post, but when I do, I put in letters.

[Walkhardd]

I don't always go to work...but when I do, I prefer to play pl, stalk the forums, take a 3 hour lunch, and go home early.

[FluffNStuff]

I don't always buy cake mixes, but when I do I prefer boxed.

[javier995]

I don't always order stuff, but when I do, I prefer them to be boxed.

[Matutd]

I don't always like hank, in fact... When do I ever like hank?

[javier995]

I don't always like hank, in fact... When do I ever like hank?

I don't always know the answer, but when I do, I prefer not to tell you.

[Battlelock]

I don't always fart, but when I do, I prefer to be doing a cart wheels.

[Matutd]

I don't always know the answer, but when I do, I prefer not to tell you.
I don't always be mean, but when I do, I prefer to be mean to people who won't tell me the answer!

[Matutd]

I don't always know the answer, but when I do, I prefer not to tell you.
I don't always be mean, but when I do, I prefer to be mean to people who won't tell me the answer!

[Piosidon]

I don't always brush my teeth, but when I do, I don't use toothpaste
















PS: jk

[javier995]

I don't always tell you that you double posted, but when I do, I prefer to laugh first.

[ninjaduck]

I dont always take part in stupid forum games, but when i do, i take part in Hanks :D

[javier995]

I don't always think forums games are stupid, but when I do, I prefer not to play.

[Suentous PO]

I don't always necro, but when I noob I write back " what's necro?"
Stay derpy my friend!

[Challa]

I don't always drink soda, but when I do, I prefer Coca-cola.

[Paar]

I don't always watch Spongebob, but when I do I'm ready!

[javier995]

I don't alway play Pokémon, but when I do, I prefer not to catch them all bc it takes too long.

[Jugernugett]

I don't always spit and eat food, but when I do (which I don't), I prefer. Umm. Darn lost train of thought >.<

[MimeRifle]

I don't always procrastinate, but when I do, I prefer to do it right away. Stay ironic, my friends.

[Draopwnzall]

I don't always spam emotes, but when I do, I spam with Drao. :D

[javier995]

I don't always procrastinate, but when I do, I prefer to do it right away. Stay ironic, my friends.


I don't always thank, but when I do, I prefer it to be for a funny post.

[Hankomachos]

I don't always stalk people, but when I do, I prefer to keep it discrete.

[Matutd]

I don't always tell you that you double posted, but when I do, I prefer to laugh first.
I don't always double post, but when I do, it's usually lag induced :p

[Hankomachos]

I don't always double post, but when I do, it's usually lag induced :p

I don't always double post, but when I do, it's usually lag induced :p


I don't always double post, but when I do, it's usually lag induced :p
I don't always quote your posts, but when I do, I change them around to make them triple posts. :D

[Sassinya]

LoL great thread!
I don't always swear, but when I do I use the Bible.

[Matutd]

I don't always fill in (x), but when I do, I gotta fill in (y) too

[Zeus]

I don't always troll, but when I do, I troll trolls. :D

[StompArtist]

I don't always poop but when I do, I prefer to do it in private. Stay appropriate my friends.

[Zeus]

I don't always poop but when I do, I prefer to do it in private. Stay appropriate my friends.

I'm assuming you do not use public restrooms? :D Good, those things are nasty!!!

I don't always laugh, but when I do, I make sure my moobs jiggle.

[javier995]

I don't always have something to say, but when I do, I prefer to say it laugh delete it and think of something funnier to say.

[MimeRifle]

I don't always think, but when I do, I am. Stay Descartes, my friends.

[StompArtist]

I don't always think, but when I do, I am. Stay Descartes, my friends.

I don't always have a cat, but when I do, I don't. Stay uncertain, my friends.

[NECROREAPER]

My signature one:

I don't always finish my sentences, but when I do,

[ghost.mw]

I don't always go to school, but when I do,I skip

[Arthanos]

I dont always drink Coke, but when I do, I prefer Cherry. Stay hyper, my friends.
MEANT COKE..... MY SPEELCHEXK IS HORRIBLE >:(

[Katy]

I don't always join a guild, but when I do, I prefer Sparkling Pwnies.

[Skeletonlord]

I just read title "I don't always".

I don't always wash up, but when I do, I earn money for it.

[javier995]

I don't always poop, but when I do, I prefer to name it after a movie.

[lionblaze149]

I don't always assault people on the street, but when I do, I prefer to use a game console so I dont get arrested. ;)

[Katy]

I don't always go to sleep, but when I do, I prefer my bed.

[lionblaze149]

I dont always help people but when I do, I prefer not to.

[NECROREAPER]

I dont always live my life, but when I do, its likeabawss

[Garvhoz]

I dont always do my homework, but when I perfer to do the big assignments so I get a good grade

Stay lazy my friends

[TheMatrixMan]

I don't always herp, but when I do, I prefer to derp.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Eye dunt alvayz spall corektly, butt wen eye du, eye fale at it.

[javier995]

I don't always fail tests, but when I do, I prefer to cheat of someone else next time.

Note: I have never cheated on a test, don't do it!

I don't always say the truth, but when I do, I prefer to twist it.

I don't always twist the truth, but when I do, I prefer to just lie.

Stay posting my forum friend whom half I've never met ingame.

[Katy]

I don't always pick a server, but when I do, I prefer Alterra.

Stay classy, Alterra.

[javier995]

I don't always pick a ship, but when I do, I prefer B*.

Stay spacey. ;)

[drewcapu]

I dont always drink Come, but when I do, I prefer Cherry. Stay hyper, my friends.

i don't always rofl, but when i do it's with mao.

[javier995]

I don't always do this, but when I do, I prefer to show a picture. http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb418/javier995/3af24a92.jpg

[Urqui]

I don't always watch Spongebob, but when I do I'm ready!
LMAO!!!!!
hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha:D

[JaytB]

I don't think I'm a pro but when I do, others call me a noob :D

[MimeRifle]

I dont always drink Co_e, but when I do, I prefer Cherry. Stay hyper, my friends.

I don't always suggest other people should edit their posts, but when I do, it's for a darned good reason. ;)

[Dalinuel]

4262....

[Beanmachine]

I don't always answer to I don't always... threads, but when I do, I do it LIKE A BAWSS

[Hankomachos]

My favorite:

I don't always scatter mobs, but when I do, I get booted.

[FluffNStuff]

I don't always eat hunny, but when .... [garbled sound]

[Garvhoz]

I dont always clean my room, but when I do I perfer to slay the zombies under my bed

Stay filthy my friends

I dont always kill bosses, but when I do I perfer to kill mcguirk as revenge

Stay fighting my friends

I dont always fail test, but when I do I make sure everybody fails with me

Stay controlling my friends

[Dalinuel]

4265

[StompArtist]

[QUOTE=MimeRifle;526332]I don't always suggest other people should edit their posts, but when I do, it's for a darned good reason. ;)[/QUOTE

I dont always lol irl but when i do, its because of mime. Way too funny my friend.

[Dalinuel]

I dont always drink Come, but when I do, I prefer Cherry. Stay hyper, my friends. I don't always use swype......... But when I do this happens ;)

[Hankomachos]

I don't always quote myself, but when I do, I can't stop myself.


I don't always quote myself, but when I do, I can't stop myself.


I don't always quote myself, but when I do, I can't stop myself.

:) :)

[NECROREAPER]

I don't always time travel, but when I do,





I'm your father.

[Hankomachos]

I don't always bow down to kings, but when I do, I prefer pumpkin kings.

[Walkhardd]

I don't always ball so hard, but when I do, I prefer that ish cray

[WoundedEagle]

I don't always publish my posts to Facebook, but when I do, its an accident.

I don't always make mistakes, but when I do, I prefer to make them correctly.

I don't always procrastinate, but when I do....never mind I'll finish this later.

I don't always party, but when I do, I use bamboo.

I don't always enjoy school movies, but when I see a static screen, I prefer to say its my favorite show.

[Walkhardd]

I dont always lose in pvp, but when I do, I prefer to say "omg! Lagggg!"

[Hankomachos]

I don't always send woundedeagle random messages, but when I do, I prefer them to be "dos equis themed".

[razerfingers]

i dont always troll, but when i do, i perfer hankomachos ;)

[javier995]

I don't always tell others I hope something painful happens to them, but when I do, I prefer to tell them "I hope you step on a Lego".

[Paar]

I don't always enjoy seeing hank,... But when I do I prefer it to be in Blackstar!(: Visit Soon Bro!

[Hankomachos]

I don't always get headaches, but when I do, It's usually five finger death punch related.

[Ebalere]

I dont always drink ____, but when I do, I prefer Cherry. Stay hyper, my friends.

I don't always die laughing, but when I do, I....I....I....*ackkkk*

*Dies*

[Hankomachos]

I don't always go to funerals, but when I do, I prefer to go to ebaleres funeral.

[MightyMicah]

I don't always read dumb threads like this....but when I do I love em!!! :D

[javier995]

I don't always step on legos, but when I do, I prefer to put them away so I won't do it again.

I don't alway take a number dos, but when I do, I prefer to wipe.

Stay sanitary!

[MimeRifle]

I don't always get sentimental, but when I do, it's on the last day of a year that changed everything.

Stay idealistic, my friends.

Happy New Year!!!!

[javier995]

I don't always get sentimental, but when I do, it's on the last day of a year that changed everything.

Stay idealistic, my friends.

Happy New Year!!!!


I don't always tell the truth, but when I do, I prefer to cry with mime about it.

Sentimental ftw :,(

[Clinterous]

i dont always get hit with arrows, but when i do, i take them in the knee

I dont always reference skyrim, but when i do, i get punished with an arrow to the knee

[Onaraasider]

I don't always pvp,but when I do i make them cry

-Onaraasider,
The most interesting teen in the world

[Hankomachos]

I don't always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer homogenized 3.25%.

Stay creamy my friends.

[NECROREAPER]

I'm not always the Pumpkin King, but


Oh wait, nvm

[Hankomachos]

I'm not always the Pumpkin King, but


Oh wait, nvm

Lmao.

I don't always dos equis, but when I do, I prefer beer. ;)

[Beakofjustice]

I don't always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer homogenized 3.25%.

Stay creamy my friends.

I am the most lactose intolerant bird in the world...

Lmao at so many of these! Thanks all, and happy new year!

[NECROREAPER]

I don't always stay thirsty, but when I do, it's with my friends


Stay thirsty my friends

[MimeRifle]

I don't always celebrate New Year's Eve, but when I do, I prefer to do it on December 31st. Stay traditional my friends.

[Conradin]

I dont always celebrate new years, but when i do I take an arrow to the knee.

Stay wounded my friends.

Happy new year!

[Garvhoz]

I don't alway take a number dos, but when I do, I prefer to wipe.

Stay sanitary!

Lol I made one similar to that during school, but I dont want to post it, im afraid its not appropiate

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I don't always make arrow to the knee jokes, but when I do, it would be when I am extremely bored.

Stay arrow-to-the-knee-less my friends.

[adidaman]

I don't always double post in threads, but when I do, I prefer hankomachos"s threads.

Stay trolling, my friends.

[Hankomachos]

I don't always disagree with someone's opinion, but when I do, I prefer to do it in a respectful manner.

Stay respectful my friends.

[MimeRifle]

This one's for the DEVS! lol... something that has been floating around my office. A copy landed on my desk:

http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd411/mimerifle1/2011-12-13_16-27-19_768.jpg

[Justg]

This one's for the DEVS!

ROFL!

[Cahaun]

I don't always revive, but when I do, I get a "Ty! :D"
Stay alive, my friends.

[MimeRifle]

I don't always ask rhetorical questions, do I my friends? But when I do, I prefer to answer them myself, don't I? Yes. Yes, I do.

Stay esoteric, my friends.

[Swimmingstar]

I don't always say cool things, but when I do, I get the phrase from someone else.


Applies... sometimes.

[ZHEOTARE]

4265

I don't always qoute threads, but when I do, it's because I lol'ed in RL. Stay funny my friends.

[SUPAPRODIGY]

"I Don't always drink beer But when i do i prefer dos Equis!"

Stay thirsty my friends..

XX cool idea +1

Subscribed.

[plmafiaboss]

I Don't always throw up on the person sitting next to me on the bus but when I do they get pissed :(

[plmafiaboss]

Don't always... I gotta go to sleep

[Swimmingstar]

I don't always say hi but when I do. The person usually says hi back.

[Hankomachos]

I don't always eat food whole, but when I do, I choke.

[javier995]

I don't always thank people for threads or posts, but when I do, I prefer it to have been funny or helpful!


Time to thank Hank for making laugh;)

[SUPAPRODIGY]

I don't always eat food whole, but when I do, I choke.

Lol

[Hankomachos]

http://i1193.photobucket.com/albums/aa344/idonthaveone4/10574582.jpg




/win.

[Cytokinesis]

I don't always fart, but when I do, I do a Gurgox








:rolleyes:

[Arthanos]

I dont always suck ar spelling Coke, but when I do, I prefer it to be a command similar to "Appear".
Stay mistakey-fixy my friends.

[Arthanos]

I don't always eat food whole, but when I do, I choke.
I dont always misspell "Choke", but when I do, I prefer to spell it "Chome".
Stay retarded, my friends.

[Hankomachos]

I don't always view peoples profiles, but when I do, it's probably yours.

Stay stalkerish my friends. =)

[Kaytar]

I don't always stay up late reading threads, but when I do, I prefer funny ones like these.
Stay humorous, my friends

[Arterra]

I dont always talk openly about my paranoid schizophrenia interrupting my casual love life across Eurpoe in the most luxurious hotels with varius people of import on public forums totally unrelated to what I am discussing, but when I do I prefer to make it as obnoxiously long and complicated as I can in order to bring out a real LOL in readers... and to have the legal argument that "I'm only joking!"

stay wild, my friends.

[byserk]

lol I don't like to be called gramps, but when I do get called gramps I know its Matutd!! ;)

[Cahaun]

I don't always revive threads, but when I do, I know it's a good one.

[Hankomachos]

I don't always revive threads, but when I do, I know it's a good one.

I don't always get complemented on my threads, but when I do, I appreciate it. :o

[Matutd]

I don't always post on this thread, but when I do I'm usually saying I don't always do something and backing it up with a statement that shows why sometimes I would do the other thing

[Hankomachos]

i don't always post on this thread, but when i do i'm usually saying i don't always do something and backing it up with a statement that shows why sometimes i would do the other thing

lol! :D

[MimeRifle]

I don't always spam rep, but when I do, I prefer to give it to Matutd for that really funny post, but when I can't, because the forum tells me I spammed to much rep in the last 24 hours, I prefer to make a mental note to rep Matutd later. Stay long-winded my friends.

[Garvhoz]

I dont always dream in the third person perspective, but whe I do I perfer it to look like I teleported into starlegends

Stay nerdy my friends

[SkySailer]

I dont always sing, but when I do I prefer high

[LelouchX]

I don't always get confused, but when I do it's because of posts like:

I don't always post on this thread, but when I do I'm usually saying I don't always do something and backing it up with a statement that shows why sometimes I would do the other thing

&

I don't always spam rep, but when I do, I prefer to give it to Matutd for that really funny post, but when I can't, because the forum tells me I spammed to much rep in the last 24 hours, I prefer to make a mental note to rep Matutd later. Stay long-winded my friends.

[Ghastly]

I don't always joke around like this but when I do it(why does it say gullible at the left side of your screen?) you fall for it.

[Hankomachos]

I don't always joke around like this but when I do it(why does it say gullible at the left side of your screen?) you fall for it.

I don't always fall for jokes, but when I do, it's now.

-_-"

[adidaman]

I don't always I don't always I don't always I don't always I don't always break the copy and paste function of my mouse mouse mouse but when I do do do do when I do, this happens this happens this happens

[FluffNStuff]

I don't always meta-post, but when I do matutd.

[xkillmepvpx]

I don't always fight in pvp but when I do I fail....

I don't always do the best but if I do I'm the best at being the worst

I don't always post posts with a posts post but when I do I post a post within a post I posted in my own post

Stay posty my friends

[Swimmingstar]

I don't always say this, but when I do I said it.

[MimeRifle]

I don't always resurrect 10-day-dormant threads, but when I do, I prefer to resurrect the "I don't always" thread because then I can say I don't always do it and still be on-topic. Stay necromantic my comrades!!

[Ebalere]

I don't always laugh at forum posts, but when I do, it's usually something Mime said.

[LelouchX]

i don't always ban eb on the forums, but when i do, he deserved it

[Ebalere]

i don't always ban eb on the forums, but when i do, he deserved it

I don't always call Lelouchx a lurker/stalker/weirdo/best frennnn, but when I do, he usually proves me right.

[LelouchX]

I don't always call Lelouchx a lurker/stalker/weirdo/best frennnn, but when I do, he usually proves me right.

i don't always act like a lurker stalker/weirdo/best frennn to eb, but when i do, he usually acts the same way.

[Swimmingstar]

I don't always say this but when I do, I post after Louch.

[LelouchX]

i don't always leave work in a good mood, but when i do it's because someone here made me laugh right before i clocked out

[Swimmingstar]

I don't always...

[Draopwnzall]

I don't always...

Your post is incomplete. :D

[LelouchX]

Your post is incomplete. :D
read the post he put up before it

and I'm rofl swimmy

[javier995]

read the post he put up before it

and I'm rofl swimmy

Lol


I don't always post again, but when i do, i prefer it to be done BC i quoted someone.


I don't always kill flies, but when i do, i prefer to kill their friends too.

Don't leave any witnesses on fly deaths my friends! Or they'll come back in the hundreds like the bees..

Sent from my LG-MS690 using Tapatalk

[NECROREAPER]

I don't always like to play as a fuzzy animal/elf in a video game, but when I do, I prefer to be a pumpkin.

[Cahaun]

I don't always quote people to my sig, but when I do, they usually talk about my fails.

[Hankomachos]

I don't always have an insatiable hunger for the dead.. but when I do, I prefer zombies. O_o

[MimeRifle]

I don't always go completely blank when thinking up a "I don't always...", but when I do, Prefer to fake it anyway. Stay verbal, my ninjas.

[Ladylove]

I don't always rock, but when I do, I also roll.

[JTZ]

I dont always pwn, but when I do, I prefer noobs.

[Nick41324]

I dont always bump old threads, but when i do, i prefer threads by hank

[Hankomachos]

I don't always bump previously bumped threads... but when I do, I prefer Nick to be the original bumper. :D

[dudetus]

I don't always sit on a train but when I do, I write oh so funny replies to bumped threads made by Hankie.