Bronxman2012
01-03-2012, 04:10 PM
Here is a review of every Mission Impossible movie ever made starring Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise belongs to team of super-tough soldiers.
Something bad happens.
Tom Cruise is alone.
Tom Cruise puts lifts in shoes to counter being vertically challenged (or short).
Tom Cruise joins Scientology, and taps into 90% of brain because of contact with aliens.
Tom Cruise gets assigned an impossible mission.
Against all odds, Tom Cruise completes impossible mission.
Aliens are happy. Marvin the Martian names firstborn after Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise campaigns for Katie Holmes to be featured in any movie, and then steals the thunder from her by showing up on her set or trying to "outdirect" her director.
Suri is upset and throws a temper tantrum in F.A.O. Schwartz. Tom Cruise channels his inner peace and soothes his daughter through Vulcan mind meld (scientology trick for those who reach the 33rd level).
Tom Cruise checks his calendar and realizes that he hasn't couch jumped in a few years. Decides to make special guest appearance on Oprah before her last show.
Tom Cruise realizes his OCD makes the odds of people thinking he is normal a real Mission Impossible.
Tom Cruise belongs to team of super-tough soldiers.
Something bad happens.
Tom Cruise is alone.
Tom Cruise puts lifts in shoes to counter being vertically challenged (or short).
Tom Cruise joins Scientology, and taps into 90% of brain because of contact with aliens.
Tom Cruise gets assigned an impossible mission.
Against all odds, Tom Cruise completes impossible mission.
Aliens are happy. Marvin the Martian names firstborn after Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise campaigns for Katie Holmes to be featured in any movie, and then steals the thunder from her by showing up on her set or trying to "outdirect" her director.
Suri is upset and throws a temper tantrum in F.A.O. Schwartz. Tom Cruise channels his inner peace and soothes his daughter through Vulcan mind meld (scientology trick for those who reach the 33rd level).
Tom Cruise checks his calendar and realizes that he hasn't couch jumped in a few years. Decides to make special guest appearance on Oprah before her last show.
Tom Cruise realizes his OCD makes the odds of people thinking he is normal a real Mission Impossible.