Add on story

[dugantale]

K heres the point of this u add one word to the story make it interesting, dont end it ill end, have fun. :)

Once upon a time there was a...

[Matutd]

Unicorn stuck in a tree

[dugantale]

Then rainbows came out of its eyes and

[Matutd]

Blew up a couple of leprechauns that tried to stel his gold

[javier995]

Thus making a double rainbow! But the troll saw it and

[Nick41324]

The rainbows caused a golf ball sized tumors to form in his head. He died days later. THE END

[javier995]

But he was revived 2 days after he died

[Matutd]

By an evil warlock

[Nick41324]

By the troll and
Ninja'd >:(

[dugantale]

Who speaks the troll langue

[adidaman]

Who then corrected dugan's spelling of language...

[dugantale]

(sorry keyboard flipped out)
Then he rolled down a hill screaming like a girl, wich made him turn into a girl

[javier995]

And then Javier kicked him where the sun don't shine, and he fell into a hole

[dugantale]

Then a magic wig came and saved him then let the unicorn eat him

[Lowlyspy]

and he was tortured brutally by a Oxi-clean peddling zombie Billy Mays who

[javier995]

Was dumb so he

[adidaman]

And then chuck Norris came and shot the unicorn in the knee with an arrow which caused a chain of events which ended with the world blowing up and chuck Norris having to repopulate the entire world by himself...

[Buubuuftw]

The unicorn then went number 2 and guess what came out... ;) EDIT : MAJOR NINJA'D :..(

[dugantale]

And a elf

[dugantale]

Who shot arrows at the wig and...

[JaytB]

Instead of the wig, it landed in his knee.

[dugantale]

So then he cried like a... Like a girl, so he wnt home sucking his thumb.. THE END!!

[Dalinuel]

But that wasn't the ending because.......

[ninjaduck]

Ninjaduck revved him with his special duck rev

[TheMatrixMan]

And then there were aliens

[Ebalere]

...who stole lowlyspy's celery and peanut butter. So lowly...

[Lowlyspy]

Cried over his crushed dreams of having ants on a log, then the aliens...

EDIT: hey Im in this story :D

[LelouchX]

decided it was time to...

[javier995]

Go to the bathroom, bc he had the runs from eating

[trixie]

Shoot too slow

Broccoli and chicken casserole. So he went to....

[javier995]

The market to get more bc he loved even tho it gave him the run but he was stopped by a

[LelouchX]

flaming chairman meows that was trying to cross the road because the others side had a

[Artentreri]

Wheel of pepper jack cheese, or so he thought.

[javier995]

Mmm cheese but I'm lactose intolerant!
So he went to get the cheese and he

[LelouchX]

was delighted to find out it was made wit soy milk!!! However....

[Piosidon]

he was allergic to that too and died

[javier995]

But 5 days later he was revd and he didn't complain about lag, but a dinosaur came by and

[dugantale]

Ate him then pooed him out and made poo statue of him and then

[Artentreri]

Adam Sandler jumped down off of the dino's back with a ninja sword, and cut a

[Buubuuftw]

giant ham in half. Everyone here was invited the feast with the ham. But all of a sudden at the feast...

[Garvhoz]

The little goblins that that work inside TV's rebeled against the viewers for making their lives suck...

[trixie]

Jackie Chan karate chopped the table and everyone began......

Ninjad

[Artentreri]

Singing happy birthday to the lone groundhog seated beside the Baldwin brothers.

[dugantale]

And then they all sounded like 4 year old kids

[LelouchX]

until chuck Norris.....

[Garvhoz]

Came and approved of this awesome thread, and allowed this thread to never be locked and/or be deleted

[zappaxe]

And then the thread was locked

[Ablueelf]

But then, Ablueelf, using his magical powers.... Unlocked it!

[Cahaun]

But was kidnapped by Sam and the devs sucked out the superpowers to mold the mighty ban hammer

[plmafiaboss]

Then plmafiaboss decided to add a cat to the story. So there's a cat who

[Cahaun]

Decided to wear a red striped white top hat he got from a plat store and

[Garvhoz]

Then the universe got a hernia because the thread was locked against chuck norris's will

[LelouchX]

but chuck norris looked at the lock and it got scared and ran away

[TheMatrixMan]

But chuck Norris didn't want the lock to run away, so he Chased after it and gave it a roundhouse kick to it's face.

[Cahaun]

And statues of Chuck norris were placed around to create the most powerful barrier

[Garvhoz]

Then out of nowhere the all-powerful devs went to fight the even-more-all-powerful chuck norris for destroying the lock

[Reddwing]

but sadly chuck norris is undefeatable even by devs :O

[Artentreri]

Unfortunately for chuck, artentreri knew his weakness to duct tape. So after throwing a 50 pound ball of duct tape at that punk chuck, killing him instantly, art decided it was time to

[Garvhoz]

Draw a piece of art and failed because...

[dugantale]

He farted well he tried and so dugantale said ahhhh and passes out

[Artentreri]

Because of the burrito he ate earlier. After making Dugan pass out and drawing a piece of the world's worst art he

[dugantale]

Said dugan hop up...But then I jumped up and said we must get this thread to a 1000 posts!!

[Delphina]

And out of nowhere a dragon appears.....

[Artentreri]

Riding atop a dev name delphina, and the two swooped down to pick up art and Dugan, and carried them to

[dugantale]

the greates gold mine ever and said good luck ;)

[Artentreri]

After being dropped off art realized he left his orlok set back home, so he calls delphina on his magic dev whistle

[dugantale]

And he runs to my house and grabs it and he brought it back to me and I say bye bye and walk in to the mine and...

[Artentreri]

Suddenly gets ambushed by meathead and his gang! Vlod, Seth, and the bandit king and queen. As he yells out "art

[javier995]

Chuck Norris is revd! Then he goes to the beach to chillax and go on the STS community app to read this thread until its done.

Then a mini goblin hit Art on the back offline he head with a

[dugantale]

Ninja, back to dugan in the mine getting ambushed, dugan gets mad and pwns meathead and his gang, then...

[zappaxe]

Lowell the troll sits on him, which causes his

[Artentreri]

Mystery armor to commence it's self destuct sequence. Just as the timer reaches one, Dugan rolls out of the cave, throwing the last boot at

[zappaxe]

A crazy dev names flip who instantly 1 hit kills him and runs

[Artentreri]

Out of the cave screaming "ooga chacka ooga chacka ooga ooga ooga chacka!!"

[Garvhoz]

But then the god of bears and commandoes comes out and said "I garvhoz command you to instantly 1 hit kill yourself for 1 hit killing a important member in society, if you dont then I will 1 hit kill you muahahahahahahahaahahahaha

[LelouchX]

Then a wormhole appeared and ripped the very fabric of space and time to allow for...

[Garvhoz]

The dancing peanut butter jelly time banana to appear and destroy everybody within range of his sight

[LelouchX]

but since both chuck norris and bruce lee were not within sight, they lived to challenge each other to.....

[Garvhoz]

A banana eating contest which gave the peanut butter jelly time banana a heart attack...

[Garvhoz]

But everybody went with the events that garvhoz described so...sorry dont read this

[SkySailer]

so Owl City sang to make the peanut butter jelly time banana better

[Garvhoz]

And then the peanut butter jelly time banana became the mod know as Pandar

[dugantale]

And then dugan come out of no where and he...

[LelouchX]

cut the banana in half to make a banana split!

[Artentreri]

Just after seeing his banana pb and j sidekick get cut in half, art leaps out from behind the onyx golem which he just destroyed with his big ol hammer to

[Garvhoz]

Balance out the flow of the universe...

[Artentreri]

After doing this he reached the level cap, and used his uber 66 oyster helm of victory to destroy a

[dugantale]

Monkey, that was spying

[TheMatrixMan]

The end.

[Garvhoz]

But chuck norris didnt want the thread to stop so he round house kicked THE END on the face

[SugarKisses]

And then a monkey named Mr. Bananas <--- LOL came out of nowhere and became Chuck's vanity pet...

[Onemanswagger]

But then Chuck Norris decided he's a one team man, thus kicking his vanity pet to the curb. Making Mr. Bananas really

[Garvhoz]

Really depressed and decided to turn evil

[trixie]

So he went to the fridge for a big bowl of ice cream and after he ate it....

[Cahaun]

He decided to conquer the world through ice cream sales and frozen bannana splits.

[TheMatrixMan]

It became a world wide franchise take over

[SugarKisses]

So Mr. Bananas bought 600 pints of ice cream to overpower Chuck...

[Artentreri]

Then roundhouse kicked him in the face, with his tail. This broke chuck norris's neck and he evaporated into the nothingness that his career has become.

[dugantale]

Then my guils blue fighters came and pwned the monkey and then..

[Ablueelf]

Then zombies....

[Azamaster]

...ate the enchanted pie who was being made by...

[dugantale]

The ginger bread man

[XghostzX]

The ginger bread man

who was a yet a very tasty gingerbread man...

[LelouchX]

and someone finally realized that chuck Norris didn't evaporate bc that is impossible, he was one of the zombies!

[Artentreri]

So with a yell of "for mr. Bananas!!" art blew his head off with his shotgun of hate.

[LelouchX]

and then zombie Bruce lee said to art, "y u no like chuck Norris?!?!?"

[Garvhoz]

Then art said "y u no hate chuck norris

[Artentreri]

And Bruce lee simply shook his head and one inch punched art out of this story. :)
Edit: after doing so Sam swoops in atop his magic time traveling delorean to turn back time to the year

[Garvhoz]

1985 because somewhere in the past someone traveled into the future and returned to the past hoping everything would be all right, but instead those sequence of events only sqewed the timeline to get all messed up creating a game series that where no one knew the exact timeline.

[zappaxe]

So it was yoda vs cavemen and cavemen were like ohhhh lightsaber! Then cavemen clubbed yoda to death and fell

[XghostzX]

So it was yoda vs cavemen and cavemen were like ohhhh lightsaber! Then cavemen clubbed yoda to death and fell

after he fell an endless amount of feet, he eventually found himself in a...

[trixie]

Giant game of living chess but he didn't know how to play chess so he.....

[dugantale]

Place in space with strange people

[Buffedbear Pl]

Who had big noses...

[Artentreri]

Which shot out snot rockets of strawberry

[dugantale]

Wich stick to there faces when

[TheMatrixMan]

They are tickled

[Artentreri]

So a bunch of smurfs started tickle attacking them for their strawberry snot rockets, so that they could

[Elyseon]

So they ate half of Chicago, and continued to...

[dugantale]

Eat

[Ablueelf]

And then chuck Norris got out his iPod, took a seat, and checked the CS to see if his items had sold....

[ninjaduck]

Yet

[Ghastly]

Everyone was aghast when Ghastly With his slifer the sky dragon went to the mall and had a whole bunch of pretzels only to find out...

[XghostzX]

Everyone was aghast when Ghastly With his slifer the sky dragon went to the mall and had a whole bunch of pretzels only to find out...

that he literally had just gained 20 pounds so he traveled to forest haven in hope to search for...

[Artentreri]

The ursan guide to Atkins dieting.

[lionblaze149]

After finding the guide, he hastily retreates to indulge all the chips, candy, pastries, and all those goodies, for his last possible chance.

[Artentreri]

"nom nom nom" he says, mouth full of snickers, just as art ninja's his way back into the story with another shotgun blast to chuck norris's face!! Hehehe.

[Garvhoz]

But unfortunately the gun doens't affect chuck norris because the shots will be destroyed by his stare

[Artentreri]

Once art realized his mistake he decided to jab out chuck's eyes with his burning eye jabber trident of doom, who's special attack was to instant kill two people. Chuck Norris and

[Qqqxxxzzz]

The end?

[dugantale]

But it wasnt!!

[Rawrimafish]

THE END story over :-( NO MORE COMMENTS lol

[Artentreri]

Once art realized his mistake he decided to jab out chuck's eyes with his burning eye jabber trident of doom, who's special attack was to instant kill two people. Chuck Norris and
spiderman. So art decided the story want over, and he set out to

[Ghastly]

The school of elite trolls, and was being bullied by...

[TheMatrixMan]

The master troll with a troll face

[dugantale]

But every bear, bird, and mage gathered together to stop the trolls!!

[Ablueelf]

But then we all got out our devices and opened up an app called PL.

[Qqqxxxzzz]

And app called SL

[Garvhoz]

And all of the good guys joined forces to destroy the troll

[Artentreri]

Seeing the help coming, art snatched his snack pack from the trolls grasp, kicked him in the knee, then ran to get a free five minute elixir to join in the slaughter of the trolls. None escaped.

[adidaman]

Except for the elf which had materialized out of nowhere

[Artentreri]

An elf named wolfsghost. So she revived her fallen comrades and together the warriors of alterra headed to

[adidaman]

The bar for a drink of

[Jugernugett]

Water XD and jugernuget thought he posted here already which makes him a/an

[Garvhoz]

Weirdo, but that doesnt matter cause out of nowhere a lv100 chupacabra (higher than PL cap) came out to kill everybody muahahahahaha

[Jugernugett]

Commercials: -.-

[Jugernugett]

Commercials: -.-



Now back to the.. Umm story

[Artentreri]

But right before he started killing he ran into a big ol hornet's nest.

[Azamaster]

But amazingly, the hornet near was not infested with hornets, but the most horrible kind of...

[dugantale]

Robbers!! Who eat bones for breakfast

[TheMatrixMan]

And one robber asked "didn't the person who posted this said the end?".

[dugantale]

But then he fixed it (cuz its me)

[Artentreri]

To which they all replied "There is no end!".

[TheMatrixMan]

And the robbers said "Ahh! Ok!" and began robbing stuff like staffs and magic dust that turns others to sleep!

[Artentreri]

So the riots began, and the cs got wiped clean, all the way down to the ao3 pinks.

[Garvhoz]

But suddenly chuck norris stops the riot and returns everything back to normal from the beginning where the thread started

[Artentreri]

So art roundhouse kicks chuck in the jaw, knocking him out of this story. Forever. :)

[adidaman]

But chuck Norris revived him at the last second, and enchanted him as a Demi-god

[Artentreri]

Little did chuck know, his shoe laces where untied. So when he went to strike back he tripped right into a big heaping pile of

[PL Playa]

Beards that had been shaved off of monks and were infested with...

[Ihavenokills]

magic toenail clippings of the west..

[Artentreri]

After witnessing this putrid occurrence the citizens of alterra decided to build a new town called

[Legendslayers]

Humania so no toe clippings of the west could inflict them but....

[ninjaduck]

they did, and everyone died, the end...

[Jugernugett]

But they came back to life by nothing and

[Artentreri]

They lived, for the most part, happily ever after.

[Cahaun]

They lived, for the most part, happily ever after.
Until I showed up and said "It doesn't end!" While

[Artentreri]

Chuck Norris finally did something right and shut this story book, which he reads every night before going to sleep in his secret sewer lair. Just guess what he uses for sustenance.

[Legendslayers]

A short time after Chuck Norris closes the book a big dark figure by the name of...

[Artentreri]

Roach beats up chuck Norris, then burns the book. So here is where the story ends, with chuck face first in a pile of bandit dung, and roach burning books.

[dugantale]

But then dugan went to the store and bought a new one for him

[largecommand]

He then used it to controll Chuck norris to PLAY FREEZE TAG ON THE HIGHWAY!

[Jugernugett]

And then... Wait. What?

[plmafiaboss]

Then plmafiaboss tells dugantale that we ginna farm tomorrow and

[Jugernugett]

Jugernuget wants to join so he comes in and dugantale says.