Jokes...

[Arthanos]

Ok, well, the thread is as the title suggests.
POST A JOKE! It doesnt matter if it's funny... and, just one rule: Not too many memes. I dont want the thread to look like any wall in the ghetto before "Graffiti Cleaning Day". :)

[SUPAPRODIGY]

Mine are all bad. so i cant ask samhayne Lol .

[Lowlyspy]

Oh jeez I sense some sparkles headin this way.

Anyway heres my joke:

What do you call a person with no legs and no arms who is drowning?

Nothing, that person needs help!

[Piosidon]

So there were these 3 guys stuck on an island. In order to get back home they had to swim 4 miles. The first guy tried but drowned at 3 miles and the second guy drowned at 1.5 miles. The third guy swam 2 miles, but got tired and swam back to the island

[saool]

There once was a dog called bubblegum, he fell and got stuck.

Haha idk any...

:)

[Piosidon]

There were these 3 people in an airplane. The first person took a bite of an apple and said it was too crunchy and threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a banana and said it was too squishy and threw it out the window. The third person tried to bite a grenade and said it was too hard and threw it out the window. So when they landed they found a boy crying. They said," why are you crying?". The boy said an apple fell out of the sky and killed his doggie. Next they found a girl crying. They asked," why are you crying?". She said a banana fell out of the sky and her mom slipped on it and is unconscious. Lastly they found a woman laughing really hard. They said," why are you laughing?". She said, "I farted and a building behind me blew up!".

The end

[Kaytar]

NeW InVeNtIoN!!!
emo grass.
Grass that cuts itself so you don't have to!!

[MightyMicah]

That is so messed up XD

Jesus walked on water but Chuck Norris swam through land.

[SUPAPRODIGY]

can we do blonde Jokes?

[Artentreri]

I have so many raunchy jokes.. Haha oh well. Some kinda mean, but still not too horrid ones.
A baby seal walks into a club.
A fish swims into a wall and says "Dam!".
How can you tell if it's really cold out? If a lawyer has his hands in his own pockets.
I married miss right, I just didn't know her first name was always.
Kinda lame, but I hope ya enjoyed them. :chuncky:

[Artentreri]

can we do blonde Jokes?
If so I've got about a million.

[Battlelock]

STS :-D there's A big joke.

[Skeletonlord]

Piosion lol your airplane joke is one of the best.