Smurf

[Bronxman2012]

Hello, all! Smurf here!

I just started smurfing Pocket Legends recently, and it really smurfs. I like the smurf, the smurf, and especially, the smurf. My favorite area is the Dark Forest because it reminds me of smurf.

When I am smurfing my character, I ask myself, "Smurf, should you build up your smurf, your smurf, or your smurf."

However, as I am a smurfy bear, I feel I should build up my smurf. On the other hand, because I read that it is smurfier to be a dex-bear, I should also build up my smurf.

I have heard about the combos, and they sure are smurfy. In fact, when I smurf with other players, they are amazed at how I smurf the smurfs in the smurf. It is just smurfy.

So, to the developers, keep up the good smurf. I have to go now. I ate too many smurfberries, and now I have to smurf.

Smurf

[Hankomachos]

OMG, I love your threads!!! LOL

[Artentreri]

What the smurf are you on?

[ninjaduck]

Smurf.

[ninjaduck]

LOL everybody try replacing "smurf" with "eating"

[Bronxman2012]

Artentreri writes: What the smurf are you on?

To this, I smurf with the smurfy poet of Robert Frost who smurfs The Road Not Smurfed

The Road Not Smurfed
by Robert Frost

TWO roads diverged in a yellow smurf,
And sorry I could not smurf both
And be one traveler, long I smurfed,
And smurfed down one as far as I could
To where it smurfed in the undersmurf;

Then took the other, as just as smurf,
And having perhaps the better smurf,
Because it was smurfy and wanted smurf;
Though as for that the smurfing there
Had smurfed them really about the same,

And both that morning equally smurfed
In smurfs no step had trodden smurf.
Oh, I kept the smurf for another day!
Yet knowing how smurf leads on to smurf,
I doubted if I should ever smurf back.

I shall be telling this with a smurf
Somewhere smurfs and smurfs hence:
Two roads diverged in a smurf, and I—
I took the one less smurfed by,
And that has made all the smurf.

[Artentreri]

Bronx, sorry man, but that's just too many smurfs for a lazy smurf like me to smurf. But basically what you're saying is the smurf crossed the road to get to the other smurf? Well, I ask you this. Which came first, the smurf or the smurf?
Don't smurf the language? Well smurf smurfidy smurf smurf smurf.

[Bronxman2012]

Artentreri asks, "Which came first, the smurf or the smurf?"

Smurfy question, Artentreri. It all depends on how you smurf things. If you look at it as the smurf is half empty, then, yes, the smurf came before the smurf. On the other hand, if you are a smurftimist, then, the smurf is half full, and as a result, the smurf came before the smurf.

So, really, it depends on your point of smurf.

[Artentreri]

You have changed my smurf with your words of smurfdom.

[Battlelock]

This smurf is totally smurfid.

[Bronxman2012]

And remember, wherever you smurf, there you smurf.

[Battlelock]

Pewww. Who smurfed?

[ninjaduck]

Sorry I have the smurfs, gonna be smurfing for about a smurf or two. Until then smurf with gas masks on :)

[Bronxman2012]

Does your smurf sink or float?

[ninjaduck]

Depending on the meaning of "smurf" Im smurfing smurf

[Artentreri]

You must think your smurf don't stink.

[Bronxman2012]

Have you ever noticed that you never think your own smurf stinks, but you do not like the way other smurf smurfs?

[Battlelock]

Smurf the smurfing smurfers!

[Bronxman2012]

A smurf a day keeps the smurfer away.

[ninjaduck]

Smurf lol smurf you

[Suentous PO]

Ib4s

[Artentreri]

Tasty smurfs?

[Bronxman2012]

A smurf in the smurf is worth two in the smurf.

[Artentreri]

Smurfs in glass smurfs sink smurfs.

[Bronxman2012]

Daniel Smurf: Hey - you ever get into fights when you were a smurf?
Miyagi Smurf: Huh - plenty.
Daniel Smurf: Yeah, but it wasn't like the smurf I have, right?
Miyagi Smurf: Why? Fighting fighting. Smurf smurf.
Daniel Smurf: Yeah, but you knew karate.
Miyagi Smurf: Someone always know more.
Daniel Smurf: You mean there were times when you were scared to smurf?
Miyagi Smurf: Always scare. Miyagi Smurf hate smurfing.
Daniel Smurf: Yeah, but you like karate.
Miyagi Smurf: So?
Daniel Smurf: So, karate's smurfing. You train to smurf.
Miyagi Smurf: That what you smurf?
Daniel Smurf: [pondering] No.
Miyagi Smurf: Then why smurf?
Daniel Smurf: [thinks] So I won't have to smurf.
Miyagi Smurf: [laughs] Miyagi Smurf have hope for you.

[adidaman]

Read all the posts and than say the word smurf out loud. Kinda sounds weird

[Bronxman2012]

Hermione Smurf: He called me a mudsmurf.

Hagrid Smurf: He did not!

Harry Smurf: What's a mudsmurf?

Hermione Smurf: It means dirty smurf. Mudsmurf's a really smurfy name for someone who's smurf-born. Someone with non-smurf parents. Someone like me. It's not a term one usually smurfs in civilized conversation.

Hagrid Smurf: See the thing is, Harry Smurf, there's some smurfs, like the Malfoy smurfs, who think they're better than everyone else because they're what people call "pure smurfs."

Harry Smurf: That's just smurf!

Ron Smurf: It's smurf.

Hagrid Smurf: And it's codsmurf to boot. "Dirty smurf." Why, there isn't a smurf alive today that's not half-smurf or less. More to the point, they've yet to smurf of a smurf that our Hermione Smurf can't do. Come 'ere. Don't you smurf on it, Hermione Smurf. Don't you smurf on it for one minute. Just smurf on my smurf.

[Artentreri]

Boondock smurfs: The smurfberry chronicles.

[Bronxman2012]

Jokey Smurf: Don't smurf like one of them, you're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a smurf, like me. They smurf you right now. But when they don't, they'll smurf you out, like a smurf. See, their morals, their code... it's a bad smurf. Dropped at the first smurf of trouble. They're only as smurfy as the world allows them to be. I'll show you, when the smurfs are down, these... these civilized smurfs? They'll smurf each other. See, I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the smurf.

Batman Smurf: [grabs Jokey Smurf] Where's Dent?

Jokey Smurf: You have all these smurfs and you think they'll save you!

Lt. James Gordon Smurf: [as Batman Smurf slams Jokey Smurf into the wall] He's in control.

Batman Smurf: I have one smurf.

Jokey Smurf: Oh, then that's the smurf you'll have to smurf to know the truth.

Batman Smurf: [getting impatient] Which is?

Jokey Smurf: The only smurfy way to live in this world is without smurfs. And tonight you're gonna break your one smurf.

Batman Smurf: I'm smurfing it.

Jokey Smurf: Oh, there's only minutes left, so you're gonna have to smurf my little game if you wanna smurf one of them.

Batman Smurf: [softly, fearful] Them?

Jokey Smurf: You know for awhile there, I thought you really were Dent. The way you smurfed yourself after her.

Jokey Smurf: Look at you smurf! Does Harvey know about you and his little smurf?

Batman Smurf: [slams Jokey Smurf into mirror] Where are they?

Jokey Smurf: Smurfing is making a choice.

Batman Smurf: [punches Jokey Smurf] Where are they?

Jokey Smurf: Choose between one smurf or the other. Your friend, the district attorney, or his smurfing bride-to-be...

[punches Jokey Smurf]

Jokey Smurf: [laughs] You have nothing, nothing to smurf me with! Nothing to do with all your smurf!

[grabs Jokey Smurf]

Jokey Smurf: Don't worry, I'm gonna tell you where they are. Both of them. And that's the smurf. You'll have to smurf. He's at 250 52ND Smurf and she's on Avenue X, at Smurf.

[Artentreri]

Hahaha Bronx never fails. Err I mean smurfs.

[Jugernugett]

This guy is so silly <.<

[Bronxman2012]

"Life is like a box of smurfs, you never know which one of them you're gonna smurf."
-- Forrest Smurf

[Bronxman2012]

If Aaron Rodgers of the Green Bay Packers were a smurf, he would be known as Chokie Smurf.