Bronxman's Packer Rap

[Bronxman2012]

My name is Bronxman.
I'm the man with the plan.
I'm down with New York;
It's where I am.

On Sunday, the Giants
Are playing Green Bay
Will the G-Men lose?
I say, "No way!"

You down with OPP?
Well, we got JPP.
A truck named Tuck
And we've got Osi

Who do you have?
Some clown name Rodgers.
Some surfer-dude reject
From the L.A. Dodgers.

Now, look at them jerseys.
Yellow and green.
Looks like my toilet
After I ate too many beans.

The Giants come strong
With the red, white, and blue.
We've got Eli, so buh-bye,
We'll smoke you.

So, go on with your heads
That smell like cheese
We'll swomp you
And beat you with ease.

You say you want
To go back to the dance?
Two words for you --
No chance.

[Miner]

You'll be owned.
You'll be dethroned.
You'll be bending over,
And you'll be b----.


I need to use that...

[adidaman]

Some of it is a little inappropriate for the younger forum users. Not policing, just saying.

[Bronxman2012]

Good point. Which lines do you feel are inappropriate, and I'll remove them.

[adidaman]

Good point. Which lines do you feel are inappropriate, and I'll remove them.

The second to last verse. Thanks for being a good sport about it (:

[wizardstarr]

My name is Bronxman.
I'm the man with the plan.
I'm down with New York;
It's where I am.

On Sunday, the Giants
Are playing Green Bay
Will the G-Men lose?
I say, "No way!"

You down with OPP?
Well, we got JPP.
A truck named Tuck
And we've got Osi

Who do you have?
Some clown name Rodgers.
Some surfer-dude reject
From the L.A. Dodgers.

Now, look at them jerseys.
Yellow and green.
Looks like my toilet
After I ate too many beans.

The Giants come strong
With the red, white, and blue.
We've got Eli, so buh-bye,
We'll smoke you.

So, go on with your heads
That smell like cheese
We'll swomp you
And beat you with ease.

You'll be owned.
You'll be dethroned.
You'll be bending over,
And you'll be boned.

You say you want
To go back to the dance?
Two words for you --
No chance.

Im lmao off this jokes dude ima have to use these :)

[Bronxman2012]

Done. I apologize for anyone who may have been offended.

[Walkhardd]

Bahaha...love it!

The op edited out the inappropriate line. The guys who quoted probably should too..not trying to police. Just sayin :)

[Artentreri]

Need a manager?

[Jugernugett]

Bronx ur so crazy and funny>.< lol

[MimeRifle]

Oh, it STINGS!!!! :(

[Bronxman2012]

It is funny how quiet the Packer fans are today. Where are they? I know Wisconsin is known for its alcohol (and chesse), so they may be sobering up.

As for now,

Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, I'm hunting Packuh fans.

huh-uh-uh-uh-uh

[ninjaduck]

It is funny how quiet the Packer fans are today. Where are they? I know Wisconsin is known for its alcohol (and chesse), so they may be sobering up.

As for now,

Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, I'm hunting Packuh fans.

huh-uh-uh-uh-uh

Win.

[MimeRifle]

It is funny how quiet the Packer fans are today. Where are they? I know Wisconsin is known for its alcohol (and chesse), so they may be sobering up.

As for now,

Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, I'm hunting Packuh fans.

huh-uh-uh-uh-uh

Actually Wisconsin is known for its alcoholICS!

[Bronxman2012]

You would have to be drunk to find Laverne or Shirley attractive. Then again, I guess if your name is Squiggy, you would not have such high standards.

[MimeRifle]

That's Mr. Squigman to you, buddy!!! :smiley_simmons: