Alliance between <Doritos> and <Nacho cheese dip>

[dudetus]

Hey guys wanted to make a public announcement that Doritos and Nacho cheese dip have been such a good friends for a while and they have now decided to form an official alliance.

Wherever u are don't buy Guacamole with Doritos. Don't u dare to break this newly born alliance.

[uwantaides]

Lol.. Hmm tostitos nacho cheese? Grats on the new alliance

[Zaltiar]

That is such a great alliance....*rushes to the nearest theater and grabs doritoes....thinks.......gets extra guacamole :B



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[Cahaun]

This alliance made me lol

[LwMark]

Wth are these dragon things i bin seein ???

[Jugernugett]

Whaats with ur dragon things??

[Swampy]

Wth are these dragon things i bin seein ???
Its a website called dragon cave and you get eggs. The eggs need to be viewed by people in order to hatch.

Anyways, cool guild name lol! :D

[Rare]

Hey guys wanted to make a public announcement that Doritos and Nacho cheese dip have been such a good friends for a while and they have now decided to form an official alliance.

Wherever u are don't buy Guacamole with Doritos. Don't u dare to break this newly born alliance.

Are we talking real nacho cheese or butter cheese?

[wvhills]

Hey guys wanted to make a public announcement that Doritos and Nacho cheese dip have been such a good friends for a while and they have now decided to form an official alliance.

Wherever u are don't buy Guacamole with Doritos. Don't u dare to break this newly born alliance.

I hereby declare war on your alliance. I and my friends declare war on your crispy nachocheesy deliciousness. You can resist and all will be eaten or you can surrender and only most will be eaten. Run and hide in fear.

[Zeus]

I see how it is. So you dumped us Tortilla Chips then? What?! Did we not satisfy your cravings enough? Guess Taco Bell always has a place for us...

:D

[dudetus]

I hereby declare war on your alliance. I and my friends declare war on your crispy nachocheesy deliciousness. You can resist and all will be eaten or you can surrender and only most will be eaten. Run and hide in fear.

I hereby announce that I will sacrifice one third of our members in sake of the survival of our race. No more and hopefully a bit less.

If u don't accept our terms of surrender we will cover some of the doritos with poop flavor. From real poop. No artifical flavors. Scooped straight out from the streets.

[dudetus]

Are we talking real nacho cheese or butter cheese?

Real stuff fo sho. Doritos don't mess up with some random butter cheeses.

[StompArtist]

I hereby announce that I will sacrifice one third of our members in sake of the survival of our race. No more and hopefully a bit less.

If u don't accept our terms of surrender we will cover some of the doritos with poop flavor. From real poop. No artifical flavors. Scooped straight out from the streets.

So now he leaves and all you have left is pooped covered Doritoes?

[dudetus]

I see how it is. So you dumped us Tortilla Chips then? What?! Did we not satisfy your cravings enough? Guess Taco Bell always has a place for us...

:D

Yeah u have to go to Taco Bells now to get Doritos.

BUT.

I just spoke with the fellow Doritos that we will now Boycott any mexican place which could sell Nacho Chips. Nacho heese dips are with us so I assume now that there will be no more Doritos or Nacho cheese dips.

Ur only hope is that robert accepts our terms of surrender. If he doesn't ur world will be ruined by our boycott and pooflavored Doritos.

[dudetus]

So now he leaves and all you have left is pooped covered Doritoes?

I am only a humble messenger of my people. I will stand by my people and I will defend them if I have to. If robert accepts my terms of surrender u don't have to worry about pooflavoured Doritos.

[Rare]

Real stuff fo sho. Doritos don't mess up with some random butter cheeses.

Well... don't get me wrong. In the right situation butter cheese can be a real asset.

Can't go wrong with the read deal tho.

[wvhills]

I am only a humble messenger of my people. I will stand by my people and I will defend them if I have to. If robert accepts my terms of surrender u don't have to worry about pooflavoured Doritos.

We are easily able to overcome the alliance of dorittos and nacho cheese; however, the triumverant of dorritos, nacho cheese, and poo is greater than we are. We accept your terms of surrender. This will leave you with only poo covered cheesy snacks. If you attempt to clean any poo off your remaining members we consider the truce broken and will come in and munch on them until our tummies are full, we have dorrito breath and crums cover our bloated bellies.

[dudetus]

We are easily able to overcome the alliance of dorittos and nacho cheese; however, the triumverant of dorritos, nacho cheese, and poo is greater than we are. We accept your terms of surrender. This will leave you with only poo covered cheesy snacks. If you attempt to clean any poo off your remaining members we consider the truce broken and will come in and munch on them until our tummies are full, we have dorrito breath and crums cover our bloated bellies.

We don't want to keep our poocovered comrads. I will give u the poocovered since in our terms of surrender there were no sidenotes which type of dorritos I am turning over to u.

If u refuse my offer my unlimited army of Poorritos come after ur people.

[wvhills]

We don't want to keep our poocovered comrads. I will give u the poocovered since in our terms of surrender there were no sidenotes which type of dorritos I am turning over to u.

If u refuse my offer my unlimited army of Poorritos come after ur people.

Those terms are unacceptable. Since we are unable to reach an accord our war will rage on. Remember, "your white flags are no match for our muskets!"

[dudetus]

Those terms are unacceptable. Since we are unable to reach an accord our war will rage on. Remember, "your white flags are no match for our muskets!"

Then it is settled. This means a total war against humanity. Our army is expendable and u will notice that ur life is going to be ruined by Poorritos. Every single time u think about having a few Dorritos there will also be some Poorritos.

Remember, "your muskets are no match for our white flags!"

wait what?

[StompArtist]

Then it is settled. This means a total war against humanity. Our army is expendable and u will notice that ur life is going to be ruined by Poorritos. Every single time u think about having a few Dorritos there will also be some Poorritos.

Remember, "your muskets are no match for our white flags!"

wait what?


We of Salt & Vinegar have now been assimilated in Lord Robert's forces and will destroy any taste you throw his way. Resistance is futile.

[ninjaduck]

Chuckle

[Cahaun]

Chuckle
Lol ikr? I'm going to eat the survivors! :rolleyes:

[Swords]

That is such a great alliance....*rushes to the nearest theater and grabs doritoes....thinks.......gets extra guacamole :B



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wow the dude who breaks the topic!

[Ihavenokills]

this thread is delicious and i am now craving nacho cheese dip + doritos >_>

[dudetus]

This unending war has no sense anymore. Our forces have been completely destroyed and therefore I am now suggesting a peace treaty where we would sacrifice 1/2 of our people. Hope to hear from u soon.

[dudetus]

This is comedy gold :)

[Worship]

This is comedy gold :)

More like "liquid gold".. Cheese..


And double posting is against the rules dudetus.. Don't you know? ;)


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