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Bronxman2012
02-22-2012, 03:15 PM
Hello, all! The Bronxman here!

What a month it has been for The Bronxman. Many, many people have emailed the Bronxman, asking him various questions. He has been busy, as of late. But, while taking a break from recording our first episode, he wanted to say the following:

1. Thank You. The Bronxman just directed his first ever commercial for Poland Spring water. It was an interesting experience being a writer and director of a commercial. The writing was the easier part of the two, and the Bronxman had no idea exactly how much work went into a 30-second spot. For those of you in the Northeast part of the United States, you will see this commercial airing in the next few weeks.

But, the Bronxman wanted to thank YOU, his Bronxamanaics. If it weren't for you, the Bronxman would not have achieved the greatness that he did. The Bronxman never forgets who his fans are.

2. Connections. As you know, The Bronxman made many friends (and even more enemies) on Pocket Legends. One cool guy asked him if he could be in his upcoming cereal commercial, and of course, The Bronxman said yes. And so, you will also be seeing one of your fellow Pocket Legends players on television in the months to come. How Bronx-tastic is that?

3. Four Regular Guys. That is the official name of our television show to be aired in the Fall. We feel that this name reflects who the show is for, and what it is about. We deal with topics by men and for men. But, lest you think it is some neanderthalic show, we deal with the diversity of manly man topics. Also, we have three iPad companies on board to appear as guests (and these guys are regular guys, too). The Bronxman cannot mention names, but one involves a temple and running from it, one involves a meadow that is not light, and one involves playing frisbee for all eternity. For those of you good at riddles, you'll get who these games and companies are.

Auditions for guests are going to be happening beginning in the May timeframe. If you are in the L.A. area, and would like to appear, stay tuned.

And so, The Bronxman will be on this forum for today only, until 6:30 PM, EST. He wants to see all of the exciting things that have happened on the forum in his absence.

Have a Bronxerrific day!

P.S. For those of you know do not know, if you ever saw Peter Jackson's The Two Towers, you have seen The Bronxman. As a hint, "Meat's back on the menu, boys."

Bronxman2012
02-22-2012, 03:23 PM
But -1 for no mention of the Bronx Bomber, so the Bronxman is even steven.

StompArtist
02-22-2012, 03:25 PM
But -1 for no mention of the Bronx Bomber, so the Bronxman is even steven.

Doesn't posting about it when giving yourself a -1 cancel the -1?

Bronxman2012
02-22-2012, 03:29 PM
Hey, Stompartist, you know The Bronxman, and he is one of the humblest people on this planet. So, should we keep giving The Bronxman +1 poiints? Is he worthy of it? Of course, he is. But, he wants to remain grounded to keep himself modest. However, he thanks you for your showering of positivity on The Bronxman.

P.S. Good to be back, even if for only a few hours.

dudetus
02-22-2012, 05:10 PM
Sooo u r the guy who says "Meat is back in the menu boys!"? Cooool Bronxman is a director! Good2be a bronxmaniac :)!

ninjaduck
02-22-2012, 05:24 PM
*facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm*

Bronxman2012
02-22-2012, 05:28 PM
Hey, ninjaduck, glad to see you back. However, I am sorry that you lost in a popularity contest against Howard the Duck and the Disco Duck, and the Aflac duck. But, keep on clucking.

ninjaduck
02-22-2012, 05:30 PM
Hey, ninjaduck, glad to see you back. However, I am sorry that you lost in a popularity contest against Howard the Duck and the Disco Duck, and the Aflac duck. But, keep on clucking.

Im getting over it, thanks for the care *FACEPALM**FACEPALM**FACEPALM**FACEPALM**FACEPALM* *FACEPALM**FACEPALM**FACEPALM**FACEPALM**FACEPALM*

Conradin
02-22-2012, 06:59 PM
Woah thats weird. Im the orc that everybody eats in that scene. and i also played Aragorn and Gimli!!!!