How do you make an epic signature?

[Suchislife]

Im a computer noob and I wanna know how to make an awesome sig!
Please teach!
Something like my name and like a picture on the background.

[MrKrone]

1. Open Ms paint
2. Open one image
3. Type name on image
4. ???
5. Profit!

[Esoul]

I download photo editor from chrome web store
resize to 500x100 file must >15.0kb
8794

[Suchislife]

I download photo editor from chrome web store
resize to 500x100 file must >15.0kb
8794
THNX!

[dudetus]

Paint. Nothing more.